http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/W-INo2bCAfipGScuIIqrmn2_eXr1BG-0Watch Full Episodes of Two and a Half Men Online: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house on the beach, a Jaguar in front of the house and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer) who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son Jake (Angus T. Jones) come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor), Alan's estranged wife Judith (Marin Hinkle) and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose (Melanie Lynskey) who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.enhttp://www.rssboard.org/rss-specificationwebmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)Sat, 18 May 2013 08:18:02 +0000Sat, 18 May 2013 08:18:02 +0000http://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/09/TVShows/28c74a04ed75b5d111319dba699d908a.jpghttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/W-INo2bCAfipGScuIIqrmn2_eXr1BG-0http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e21Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e20When Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. Jamie Pressley, Emily Osment, and Scott Bakula guest star. (TV-14 D, L)Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e19Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up partying a little too hard. (TV-14 D, L)Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e18Following a fight with Walden, Alan moves in with Herb. (TV-14 L)Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e17When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e16Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's all-out Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e15Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that he's madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e14Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e13Walden and Alan visit Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, isa Broadway-style song and dance performance.Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e12Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e11Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alanfinds himself alone at Christmas.Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e10When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money, he encounters a new loveinterest (guest star BROOKE D'ORSAY).Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e9Alan's "smokin' hot," famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested incelebrating her birthday... until Walden helps make it special.Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e8Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from anunlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e7Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile,Jake & Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e6Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it's too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to getback together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey...before it's too late.Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e5Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey). (TV-14 D, L)Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e4Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter (guest star Miley Cyrus) comes to town. (TV-14 L)Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e3Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.Thu, 11 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e2Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdownThu, 04 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/jzXufh4E2BtjpcPBP3S4RHWyzn8#s10e1On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIEThu, 27 Sep 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e24Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e23On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. JASON ALEXANDER (Seinfeld) guest stars as Alan's cardiologist.Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e22Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e21Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e20Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e19Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers (HOLLAND TAYLOR and GEORGIA ENGEL) to one another, so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e18Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. Will their combustible relationship get in the way of their success? Meanwhile, a lonely Alan pays a visit to Berta.Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e17Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e16Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day.Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e15Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e14Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e13When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e12Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e11Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e10Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e9Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e8When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e7Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e6Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. JOE MANGANIELLO (True Blood) guest stars as Bridget's new beau, Alex and JANE LYNCH (Glee) returns as therapist, Dr. Freeman.Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e5While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e4Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e3Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.Mon, 03 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e2Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8knzMXws2OZpF-1toLoHG6m8tro#s9e1All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e16Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e15In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie's love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid "affair."Mon, 07 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e14Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e13When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.Mon, 03 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e12When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).Mon, 13 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e11Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.Mon, 06 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e10Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.Mon, 22 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e9When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan's former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e8Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).Mon, 08 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e7Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.Mon, 01 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e6Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).Mon, 25 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e5Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e4Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.Mon, 11 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e3Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.Mon, 04 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e2When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/QpmRAnN9CzHvNgQDH8rbMweiaUQ#s8e1On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:54:40 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e22After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes Charlie's driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party on the seventh season finale. StacyY Keach and John AmosS return as Chelsea's father and his boyfriend.Mon, 24 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e21Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past - including guest stars KATHERINE LANASA, MING NA, EMMANUELLE VAUGIER, RACHEL CANNON, AJA EVANS, MAGDALENA HOLLAND, REBECCA MCFARLAND, KATY MIXON, JODI LYN O'KEEFE, MISSI PYLE AND RENA SOFER. ZZ TOP also makes a special appearance as themselves, while MARTIN MULL returns as Charlie's pharmacist Russell.Mon, 17 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e20Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."Mon, 10 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e19Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e18Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's best friend and Frances Fisher guest stars as Alan's patient.Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e17Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e16Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! Stacy Keach returns as Chelsea's father and John Amos guest stars as his boyfriend.Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e15Charlie’s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e14Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e13Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars Stacy Keach and Meagen Fay), only to return home and find them in his living room.Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e12Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.Mon, 11 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e11Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary Television Producer/Writer/Actor Carl Reiner guest stars as "Marty Pepper," a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites to Charlie's for Christmas dinner.Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e10Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e9Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e8Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star Tricia Helfer – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e7Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e6Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e5Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e4Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e3Alan (series star Jon Cryer) plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star Annie Potts). Meanwhile, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e2When Charlie’s fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star Kelly Stables), Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/dAWBMRa7wXzKa16PkcjFHghL898#s7e1On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star Charlie Sheen) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (recurring guest star Jennifer Taylor), and his old flame, Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier). Rock superstar Eddie Van Halen makes a cameo appearance as himself.Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e24On the sixth season finale, Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia (guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier) is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital.Mon, 18 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e23When Alan and Chelsea become best friends, Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.Mon, 11 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e22After Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in and he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house. Series star Jon Cryer directs.Mon, 04 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e21Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend… Rose (guest star Melanie Lynskey)!Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e20Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie then tries to prevent them from becoming friends.Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e19Charlie joins Alan, Herb and his neighbor (Michael Clarke Duncan) in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e18Chelsea gets sick –and Charlie wants nothing to do with her.Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e17Charlie tells Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor) that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expects.Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e16Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman (guest star Diora Baird) from his bedroom before Chelsea (guest star Jennnifer Taylor) arrives.Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e15Charlie finds himself in couple's counseling.Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e14Convinced that Alans family doesnt fully appreciate him, Melissa (guest star Kelly Stables) invites Alan to live with her and her mom (guest star Carol Kane).Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e13Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e12Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress (guest star Emily Rose), while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist, Melissa (guest star Kelly Stables). Multiple Emmy® Award winner Carol Kane (“Taxi”) guest stars as Melissas mother.Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e11One of Charlies old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle. Charlie Sheens brother Emilio Estevez guest stars as Charlies old friend Andy, along with Oscar® nominee James Earl Jones as himself.Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e10Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e9Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player (guest star Michael Clarke Duncan), and Charlie is left to cover his back.Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e8Charlies new girlfriend, Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor) asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e7Alan tries to escape Judiths grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e6When Judith (series star Marin Hinkle) kicks Herb (recurring star Ryan Stiles) to the curb, Alan comes knocking.Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e5The guys bump into Jake's former teacher, Miss Paternak (guest star Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e4Charlie romances Alans sweet receptionist (guest star Kelly Stables) as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e3Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake (series star Angus T. Jones) tries beer.Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e2Alan (series star JON CRYER) lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/cNhHHZgKgBz79IoMk0meDAtJA2I#s6e1In the sixth season premiere, Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend (RENA SOFER “24”) whose son looks an awful lot like him. MARTIN MULL ("Roseanne") guest stars as Charlie's pharmacist.Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e19Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating (SUSAN BLAKELY) and realizes they've met before. JANE LYNCH guest stars as Dr. Freeman.Mon, 19 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e18Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.Mon, 12 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e17A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation") makes a cameo appearance.Mon, 05 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e16Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to Teddy (ROBERT WAGNER), while Charlie pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (JENNY McCARTHY).Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e15Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control. JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, and EMMANUELLE VAUGIER returns as Charlie's former fiance?e, Mia.Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e14Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY appears as Rose.Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e13Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES appears as Judith's second husband.Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e12Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e11Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e10While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e9After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e8Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, making Alan miserable. Guest star RICHARD KIND ("Spin City") appears as Artie, an executive at Charlie's record label.Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e7Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER appears as Teddy, Evelyn's boyfriend.Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e6Charlie's girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Meanwhile, despite Alan forbidding it, Jake sneaks out to a concert.Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e5Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN). Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig."Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e4In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but he keeps seeing Rose's face everywhere he turns. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH appears as Dr. Freeman.Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e3Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda.Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e2Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother. And Alan's date, Sharon (JANEANE GAROFALO - "The Larry Sanders Show," "The West Wing"), reacts oddly after having sex with Alan.Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/OcSpDAkEzpACYIQurbHcAe4HqVw#s5e1In the fifth season premiere, Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e24Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy (Robert Wagner - "Hart to Hart"), invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet. Mike Connors ("Mannix") guest stars as Hugo.Mon, 14 May 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e23Charlie loses a woman he is dating to a young, handsome handyman, Fernando (Grammy Award-winning recording artist Enrique Iglesias), who is working on Charlie's house. Meanwhile, to Alan's consternation--and no one's surprise--Jake finds out that he must attend summer school because of his poor grades.Mon, 07 May 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e22Jake experiences a windfall when Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck in a hellish Department of Motor Vehicles office. Series star Jon Cryer made his directorial debut with the episode. Joel Murray ("Dharma & Greg") guest stars as Petey.Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e21When Greg (Matt Roth), a single father from Alan's support group who has been spending a lot of time with Alan, reveals that he is gay, Charlie suspects that Greg is attracted to Alan. Alan initially refuses to believe that his friendship with Greg is anything romantic, but he soon questions his own sexuality--as does Charlie. Meanwhile, Jake is too clueless to realize that Greg's young daughter is flirting with him.Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e20While Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, Charlie continues his fling with Herb's (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) sister, Myra (recurring guest star Judy Greer). Besides Judith's disapproval of the relationship, Charlie gets a surprise from Myra after admitting that he truly likes her.Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e19As Judith and Herb's (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, Myra (recurring guest star Judy Greer - "Arrested Development"). But Charlie's flirtation does not please Judith, who orders Alan to make Charlie stop pursuing Myra.Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e18When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan realizes that his son is almost grown up. He makes a last-minute attempt at father-son bonding, wanting to make the most of what little childhood Jake has left. Meanwhile, Kandi embarks on a new career as an actress.Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e17After Alan and Charlie tell Evelyn that none of her acquaintances will mourn her when she dies, she bitterly ignores them for a few weeks. The guys then discover that, instead of trying to be more pleasant to the people she knows, Evelyn has brought together a whole new group of "friends," including two men and a cute boy who seem suspiciously like adoring versions of Charlie, Alan and Jake. Meanwhile, Jake develops an interesting new way of speaking.Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e16A sexy young girl whom Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend. But when they arrive, Charlie and Alan are mortified to learn that the partygoers consider them old. Morgan Fairchild ("Falcon Crest") guest stars as Donna, a more mature woman who helps rebuild Charlie's ego.Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e15When Rose announces that she is moving to London permanently, Charlie doesn't listen at first. But he eventually realizes that he must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating--with unforeseen results. After exaggerating while writing his profile on an internet dating service, Alan attracts a fellow profile embellisher, Beverly (Allison Janney - "The West Wing").Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e14After getting to know Danielle (Brooke Shields - "Nip/Tuck," "Suddenly Susan"), the guys' hot new neighbor, Charlie discovers that she shares some common interests with Alan and proceeds--with ulterior motives--to set them up. But when things begin to heat up between Alan and Danielle, Charlie becomes jealous and attempts to sabotage the relationship.Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e13Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and her fiancé, Herb (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles), having sex, and he formulates a theory as to why his mom constantly gives Herb directions in bed. Meanwhile, Rose (recurring guest star Melanie Lynskey) helps Charlie work through a disturbing repressed memory, triggered by Jake's revelation.Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e12When Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star Sara Rue), Alan expects trouble. But Berta's reaction is surprising--and much worse--than Alan could have imagined.Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e11As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve alone with his date, his friends and family keep dropping in--and staying--until Charlie finds himself hosting an unplanned, unwanted holiday party. Upon discovering whom Charlie's new girlfriend is, Evelyn inexplicably becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship. Susan Sullivan ("Dharma & Greg") guest stars as Dorothy, the mother of Charlie's date. Recurring guest star Ryan Stiles appears as Judith's fiancée, Herb.Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e10Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia (recurring guest star Katherine LaNasa) and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line. Meanwhile, Alan wants to sell an overpriced condominium that he and Kandi bought when they were married, but Kandi uses her assets to distract him.Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e9During a double date, Charlie becomes annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money and promising to pay the tab "next time." When Alan leaves Charlie with the check after dinner, Charlie tries to beat him at his own game. Meanwhile, while the men are out, Jake gets to see what it's like to be home alone.Mon, 20 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e8Unable to sleep, Alan takes Charlie's suggestion and goes for a jog on the beach. After his run takes a disastrous turn, Alan turns to a psychiatrist in the hope that discovering the source of his insomnia will help alleviate it. Meanwhile, Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the hot mother of a classmate whom Jake likes.Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e7When Berta swears vengeance on the married man who got her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star Sara Rue), pregnant, she forces Charlie to come with her. Meanwhile, Naomi helps Berta with the housework. And Alan reveals an unusual fetish.Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e6Although Charlie doesn't get along with his sharp-tongued, passive- aggressive mother, he is strangely attracted to Lydia (recurring guest star Katherine LaNasa - "Justice"), a blonde high-end real estate agent--which is exactly what his mother is. Unfortunately, the similarities don't end there, and the relationship soon begins to seem a little too familiar for comfort.Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e5Alan is overjoyed that he'll no longer owe Judith alimony when she marries her new fiancé, Herb (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles - "The Drew Carey Show"). However, when Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened due to Jake's disdain for his soon-to-be stepfather, Alan enlists Charlie's help, and the guys bond with Herb in an effort to improve his relationship with Jake.Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e4Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle. Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows--Judith's.Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e3Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl--with disastrous results. Later, after nearly drowning, he tells Alan that when Charlie's life was hanging in the balance, the guys' deceased father appeared to him and made a request that Charlie is reluctant to fulfill.Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e2Alan feels guilty when Charlie finally tells him why he broke up with Mia. The truth is that Charlie and Mia didn't get married because she had wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, problems arise when Charlie and his famous rock star neighbor, Steven Tyler (himself) of Aerosmith, don't get along.Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/8CLG1_ZXxcIED3VlqhCBUnH5jRI#s4e1Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. But his casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), and Alan's son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones), came to stay with him. Complicating matters further are Charlie and Alan's narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn (series star Holland Taylor); Alan's deeply neurotic ex- wife, Judith (series star Marin Hinkle); Charlie's domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper, Berta (series star Conchata Ferrell); and Rose (recurring guest star Melanie Lynskey), a brilliantly manipulative and vaguely crazy neighbor who had a brief fling with Charlie, remains obsessed with him and is determined to stay in his life by whatever means necessary. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man. In the season premiere, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his canceled wedding--and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi (series star April Bowlby). Still in Las Vegas, Alan and his materialistic bride find out that Alan's lucky streak is not over when he wins $500,000 on one play of a slot machine. Four months later, Alan visits his brother's home to find that Charlie is taking full advantage of having the house all to himself. But Alan has some life-altering news to share: he's getting divorced.Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e24With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes some interesting plans of her own. There is also the question of where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married.Mon, 22 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e23When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER), is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to behave as if he were no longer attracted to her.Mon, 15 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e22When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had taught him.Mon, 08 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e21Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his airhead girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), Alan falls for Francine--in a platonic way.Mon, 01 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e20Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY). Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith, who brainwashed her against him. At Mandi's urging, Alan goes to Judith's place to try to win Kandi back.Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e19Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy to learn of the new arrangement, considering he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie, however, when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door.Mon, 10 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e18Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY). When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her. Charlie warns him to break up with her, but Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay alimony to Judith, forcing Charlie to cover for him.Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e17When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie (JON LOVITZ - "Saturday Night Live," "Happiness"). After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support--but then they get to know Archie.Mon, 13 Mar 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e16Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), to Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie.Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e15Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly.Mon, 27 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e14After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Unfortunately, there are still a few roadblocks, including Charlie's oversexed ex-girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), and Mia's parents.Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e13No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship.Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e12Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him.Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e11When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (JOSIE DAVIS - "Beverly Hills 90210"), both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow Alan to break up with her, fearing the loss of her fabulous meals.Mon, 19 Dec 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e10Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e9A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.Mon, 21 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e8After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUEL VAUGIER - "Smallville," "One Tree Hill," "Saw II"), an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him.Mon, 14 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e7Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday. He ends up being confronted by her father, Harvey (Golden Globe and Emmy Award winner MARTIN SHEEN - "The West Wing"), who demands to know Charlie's intentions towards Rose.Mon, 07 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e5After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Later, Rose explains that Charlie's inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.Mon, 17 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e4Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest and doesn't have the right to allow Berta to stay with them. Hurt by Charlie's reaction, Alan decides that he and Jake need to move into their own place.Mon, 10 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e3Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile. So Charlie does everything in his power--including trying to distract Alan with beautiful women (Former Playboy Playmates SANDY and MANDY BENTLEY)--to keep the two apart.Mon, 03 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e2When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond.Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/0_7-KR-uV5AbrPM5EIlpGAeIB8c#s3e1Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him a couple of years ago.Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e24Charlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman, Natalie (KAREN TRELLA), without realizing she's married to an elderly man, Norman (ORSON BEAN - "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman"). At school, Jake is required to give a report to his fifth-grade class about his weekend.Mon, 23 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e23When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night. Concerned that Evelyn will destroy Jake's life the way she destroyed theirs, Alan and Charlie grudgingly take a resentful Jake to Evelyn's home and quickly flee to Charlie's favorite bar.Mon, 16 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e22After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right when she coerces Alan to go on a double date with Trudy (CHLOE WEBB - "China Beach," "Sid and Nancy")--whose father Evelyn wants as a boyfriend.Mon, 09 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e21While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died. Although pleased that Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her, she's furious to hear that he had stayed in contact with Harry over the years.Mon, 02 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e20Evelyn harasses Charlie for not calling her, and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes she bought Jake. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Rose--with her questionable background in behavioral psychology--tries to help the two brothers sort out their feelings.Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e19While at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri (recurring guest star JERI RYAN - "Boston Public"), a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with her beauty, so Charlie encourages Alan to ignore his memories of teenage rejection and ask her on a date.Mon, 21 Mar 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e18Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric (DAVID STARZYK), the gay owner of an advertising agency, will continue to give Charlie more jingles to write. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner and attend a party hosted by Eric.Mon, 07 Mar 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e17While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him. After Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a beautiful female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge (ALICIA COPPOLA - "Bull"), has replaced him. Meanwhile, Berta teaches Jake a lesson.Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e16Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service. Burdened with this last-minute misfortune, he's forced to leave Jake in Charlie's irresponsible hands and hopes that his brother can get Jake to school.Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e15On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him. After Alan packs numerous suitcases, and the guys are ready to leave, Jake becomes physically ill.Mon, 07 Feb 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e14After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives. When Charlie and Alan receive news that Evelyn is in the hospital, they realize it's a ploy for her to get back into their lives.Mon, 31 Jan 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e13When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure. After a few days, Charlie and Jake can no longer bear Judith's presence, and though he pretends otherwise, Alan is jealous when Judith goes on a date with another man.Mon, 17 Jan 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e12Jamie (PAGET BREWSTER - "Huff," "Friends"), Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers, but when the two brothers see how attractive she is now, they both vie for her affections. However, Jamie has a plan of her own.Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e11Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering. Later, Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting.Mon, 13 Dec 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e10Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favorite comics, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help. Meanwhile, Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect.Mon, 29 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e9Charlie encounters Lisa (recurring guest star DENISE RICHARDS, series star CHARLIE SHEEN's real-life wife), the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out, even though there's now a new wrinkle in their potential relationship--a baby (played by Sheen and Richards' daughter, SAM, in her first screen appearance).Mon, 22 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e8Alan's expectations for a first date with Nancy (KELLEY WEST), a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed. Charlie is happy that his brother is getting to experience the kind of sex life he's always enjoyed, but he's not thrilled to take responsibility for Jake while Alan has his every fantasy fulfilled. When Alan starts thinking he loves this woman, Charlie realizes he must take action.Mon, 15 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e7In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party to celebrate her real estate achievements. Berta suggests they hire her sister, Daisy (CAMRYN MANHEIM - "The Practice"), who owns a catering company.Mon, 08 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e6When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place. He finally admits to Charlie his theory that maybe there is a "Bad Alan"--an evil side of him that stole the toy--which the good side of him works daily to suppress.Mon, 25 Oct 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e5Charlie dates a woman, Sherri (JERI RYAN - "Boston Public," "Star Trek: Voyager"), who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill some discipline in Jake to improve his son's homework habits.Mon, 18 Oct 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e4Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches his 11-year-old son how to drive a car. But when Judith's boyfriend ends the relationship, Jake becomes furious at his mother. Now it's Judith's turn to feel inadequate, and Alan does something he may regret.Mon, 11 Oct 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e3Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak (MISSI PYLE - "Bringing Down the House"), practically naked in Charlie's kitchen. When Jake refuses to go to school the next day, Charlie agrees to end the relationship with Miss Pasternak. Unfortunately, she gets upset, and Charlie and Jake both suffer.Mon, 04 Oct 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e2At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce. However, Judith does not remember the keepsake, and more importantly she has an attentive new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick (RYAN STILES - "The Drew Carey Show," "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"), who is Jake's pediatrician.Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/X_c6vmbgwIN9fGBzhinVsNzKzNY#s2e1Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him.Mon, 20 Sep 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e24One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some sperm in case Charlie changes his mind about having children, but things don't go quite as planned.Mon, 24 May 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e23When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. With the women's approval, Judith agrees to let Alan see Jake on weekends, but not at Charlie's place. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.Mon, 17 May 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e22Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because "it's what all the other divorced parents are doing," but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution to Alan's recurring problem. Recurring guest star Jane Lynch ("Best In Show") returns as Jake's therapist, Dr. Linda Freeman.Mon, 10 May 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e21Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear - "Spin City," "Melrose Place"), after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship. Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request: Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him. Charlie loves the idea--until Laura takes advantage of the situation. But when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.Mon, 03 May 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e20Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat, Charlie offers a jam session and Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell) just thinks the kid is constipated. Finally, Judith convinces Alan that Jake needs professional assistance, and they enlist the help of Dr. Linda Freeman (recurring guest star Jane Lynch - "Best in Show").Mon, 19 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e19Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz (Teri Hatcher - "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," "Tomorrow Never Dies"), plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. Liz proceeds to cause a commotion between her sister, whom she's never really gotten along with, and her ex-brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Evelyn forgets that it's cake, not alcohol, that's traditionally served at a child's birthday party, and she proceeds to party her own way.Mon, 22 Mar 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e18Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill (Chris O'Donnell - "Batman & Robin"), wants to be Charlie's friend. Initially disturbed by the sex change revelation, Charlie relents and befriends Bill. But Charlie and Alan are horrified when Bill starts dating their mother, and Evelyn becomes sexually intimate with Charlie's ex-girlfriend!Mon, 01 Mar 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e17Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. Charlie rushes him to the emergency room and finds that his charm with women doesn't work with the admitting nurse. Charlie knows the stakes are high, as he must prove to Alan that he can be a responsible guardian.Mon, 23 Feb 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e16Frankie (recurring guest star enna Elfman), the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie (recurring guest star Juliette Goglia). Both of the men are romantically interested in Frankie, and she reciprocates with one of the brothers. And Joanie likes Jake, who is completely disinterested in her.Mon, 16 Feb 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e15Charlie and Alan find Frankie (recurring guest star Jenna Elfman - "Dharma & Greg," "Looney Tunes: Back in Action"), a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her. After they make a quick getaway from the parking garage where Alan accidentally set off the smashed car's alarm system, Charlie brings Frankie back to his Malibu home. Alan, wary of her at first, reconsiders when she compliments his career as a chiropractor. But the two brothers, both competing for her attention, are taken aback by a secret that she's been hiding.Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e14When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan (Richard Lewis), is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries. After the thought of borrowing from Evelyn becomes too much to bear, Charlie accepts help from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake the finer points of sports gambling--to Alan's consternation.Mon, 02 Feb 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e13Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. Desperate to get a date with a sexy woman, Charlie volunteers a very reluctant Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. Charlie tries to speed Alan's recuperation, but when Charlie gets ill and Alan discovers how attractive the sister is, their roles reverse. Meanwhile, Alan objects when Charlie takes advantage of having the same tastes in humor as his 10-year-old nephew.Mon, 12 Jan 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e12When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell), brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence (Megan Fox), to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well. Meanwhile, Rose's dream comes true when Charlie pretends that Rose is his girlfriend in order to fend off Prudence. And Judith fears that the guys' lifestyle is unacceptable for Jake.Mon, 05 Jan 2004 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e11Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him he doesn't look cool. But when Charlie takes Alan shopping, the brothers clash over what image is right for him. Meanwhile, highfalutin Evelyn remains at Charlie's house to bond with her grandson, Jake.Mon, 15 Dec 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e10When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards - "Scary Movie 3," "Undercover Brother"), is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. He persuades Judith to bring her parents and Jake to his house for a big family Thanksgiving dinner, along with Alan, Evelyn, Rose and Charlie's irritable housekeeper, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell). But with that bunch, Charlie can only carry on the charade for so long.Mon, 24 Nov 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e9Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy (Myndy Crist), but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship than he is and ends it. But when Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns an important lesson. Meanwhile, Alan takes playing his board game very seriously when competing against Rose.Mon, 17 Nov 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e8When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realize he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle. When Charlie discovers the children know every jingle he's ever written, he decides to use his commercial expertise to craft the play--with some interesting results.Mon, 10 Nov 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e7Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy (Kristin Dattilo) frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in his classroom, Judith gets angry and goes to talk with Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women. To Alan's surprise, Judith and Cindy become friends. When Cindy teaches Judith how to surf, Alan wrongly suspects that the two women are sexually involved and confronts his estranged wife, who does not appreciate his assumptions. Meanwhile, Alan and Judith are both upset when Charlie teaches Jake about distinguishing women's fake implants from real breasts.Mon, 03 Nov 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e6Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan.Mon, 27 Oct 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e5After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, when two single mothers discover that Alan is newly available, they "hit" on him--literally.Mon, 20 Oct 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e4Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell), quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for a nice dinner with her parents. Rock star Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith does a voice-over as himself.Mon, 13 Oct 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e3When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their meddling Cab Driver (Darryl Sivad), hearing the brothers' woes about their narcissistic, controlling mother, offers them some unsolicited therapy.Mon, 06 Oct 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e2Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.Mon, 29 Sep 2003 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/two-and-a-half-men/sX0V_VwjM7iTCpU35SttuxkFxhY#s1e1Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones). Alan's wife, Judith (series star Marin Hinkle), suspecting that she may be gay, wants a divorce. Charlie reluctantly allows Alan and Jake to live with him temporarily, but as it becomes increasingly obvious that Judith is never going to relent, Charlie and Alan's self-obsessed, controlling unmarried mother, Evelyn (series star Holland Taylor), offers to let father and son live with her. However, by that time, Charlie has formed a close bond with the clever Jake, even learning a few things about poker from the boy. Charlie also finds out that pretending to be a single dad with a cute kid can be a great lure for women. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to evade Rose (series star MelanieE Lynskey), an attractive, offbeat neighbor who had a brief fling with him and remains determined to stay in his life by whatever means necessary. Missing Jake, Charlie surprises even himself and asks Alan and Jake to live with him permanently. Despite their strained relationship, the brothers discover that they have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. Together these two-and-a-half men face the challenges of growing up.Mon, 22 Sep 2003 00:00:00 +0000