The Sarah Silverman Program
Watch The Sarah Silverman Program Season 3
aired: Wed, Apr 14, 2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials. Sarah invites her friend Murray, who was at Auschwitz, to be the guest of honor at her memorial. She does not realize that Murray was at Auschwitz as a guard.
A Good Van Is Hard to Find
aired: Wed, Apr 7, 2010
After repeatedly climbing into pedophiles' vans, Sarah realizes that the guys driving vans aren't creepy by themselves, the vans make them that way. Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide whose turn it is to do the laundry.
aired: Wed, Mar 31, 2010
Sarah narrates, as an old timey southerner, the story of Steve creating a baby robot named "Breve", for Brian and he to care of as their own child. Laura and Jay open up to each other about their risqué sexual interests.
Songs in the Key of Yuck
aired: Wed, Mar 24, 2010
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they don't actually like jam band music, they are just tripping. Laura copes with Jay's chronic "laughmares" in an unusual way.
A Fairly Attractive Mind
aired: Wed, Mar 17, 2010
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
Smellin' of Troy
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures her into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
aired: Wed, Feb 24, 2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she campaigns for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when she is announced the winner.
A Slip Slope
aired: Wed, Feb 17, 2010
Sarah sues "Home Alone" - the movie - for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor and becomes the official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
The Silverman and the Pillows
aired: Mon, Jan 11, 2010
After Sarah?s morning brunch at Romanski?s is interrupted by a children?s book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children?s books and television.
The Proof Is in the Penis
aired: Wed, Feb 3, 2010
In an attempt to get Sarah to ?man up?, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
Watch The Sarah Silverman Program Season 2
aired: Wed, Dec 10, 2008
Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged.
aired: Wed, Dec 3, 2008
Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay."
I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He’s Not
aired: Wed, Nov 19, 2008
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead.
Fetus Don’t Fail Me Now
aired: Wed, Nov 12, 2008
Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated. When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head.
There’s No Place Like Homeless
aired: Wed, Nov 5, 2008
Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again.
aired: Wed, Oct 29, 2008
Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter.
aired: Wed, Oct 22, 2008
Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car.
Making New Friends
aired: Wed, Oct 15, 2008
Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring.
The Mongolian Beef
aired: Thu, Oct 9, 2008
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.
High, It’s Sarah
aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2008
Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously and to act on them.
Maid to Border
aired: Tue, Nov 6, 2007
When Sarah's cherished Hamburglar doll goes missing, she fires her maid, Dora, believing she stole it.
aired: Tue, Oct 30, 2007
Sarah enters into a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seated insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion.
aired: Tue, Oct 23, 2007
After their mother's grave - and skeleton - are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.
aired: Tue, Oct 16, 2007
Sarah wagers that it's easier to be a black person in America than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by "becoming black" for a day with the help of a makeup artist.
Joan of Arf
aired: Tue, Oct 9, 2007
Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.
Bored of the Rings
aired: Tue, Oct 2, 2007
Sarah is tired of being woken up by church bells every Sunday morning, and goes to the church to express her outrage.
Watch The Sarah Silverman Program Season 1
aired: Tue, Mar 6, 2007
When the batteries in Sarah's TV remote die, she embarks on an odyssey to find new ones. Brian shows Steve that he's capable of discussing politics.
Not Without My Daughter
aired: Wed, Feb 21, 2007
Sarah enters a girl into a pageant. Steve's rude behavior in a police car has unexpected consequences.
aired: Wed, Feb 14, 2007
Sarah gets an AIDS test to cure herself of the blahs. Jay has a birthday party for the first time.
aired: Thu, Feb 1, 2007
Sarah gets picked up on a DUI. Brian insists that he's a bisexual.