<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>blinkx TV - The Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/4YvFvYrEHDVp7-vw532uEnQB1kmCDkPF</link><description>Watch Full Episodes of The Addams Family Online: The Addams Family is the creation of American cartoonist Charles Addams, whose cartoons appeared in The New Yorker magazine. A satirical inversion of the ideal of the perfect American nuclear family, they are an eccentric wealthy family who delight in everything grotesque and macabre, and are never really aware that people find them bizarre or frightening. In fact, they themselves are often terrified by "normal" people. The Addams Family consisted of Gomez (John Astin) and Morticia Addams (Carolyn James) and their two children, Pugsley (Ken Weatherwax) and Wednesday (Lisa Loring). Also included are Uncle Fester (Jackie Coogan), Grandmama (Blossom Rock), the hairy Cousin Itt (Felix Silla), and the butler, Lurch (Ted Cassidy) and Thing! The series lasted two seasons and was later transformed into the 1991 feature film starring Raul Julia and Angelica Huston.</description><language>en</language><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><webMaster>webmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)</webMaster><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:48:29 +0000</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:48:29 +0000</lastBuildDate><image><url>http://tv.blinkx.comhttp://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/08/TVShows/7771494db4e581424a82c8709dd9e03c.jpg</url><title>Watch Full Episodes of The Addams Family Online</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/4YvFvYrEHDVp7-vw532uEnQB1kmCDkPF</link></image><item><title>Ophelia's Career</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e30</link><description>How do you solve a problem like Ophelia? The poor woman has been betrayed by love again. Afraid that Ophelia may be doomed to a life of spinsterhood, Morticia suggests her sister pursue a career to distract her from her miserable romantic track record. Ophelia first attempts chemistry, but it soon becomes clear that it is not her calling. She then tries her hand at singing, and her true talent is discovered. With some coaching from Cousin Itt and the famous Signor Bellini, Ophelia seems poised on the brink of operatic stardom.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lurch's Grand Romance</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e29</link><description>Morticia's old school friend, Tiny Trivia, has arrived at the Addams mansion for a visit. Lurch takes one look at the pixie of a guest and instantly falls in love. Unfortunately, Trivia is much too obsessed with herself and her show business career to take any notice of Lurch. The entire family tries to help Lurch in his quest for romance. Wednesday gives him dance lessons, and Fester gives him advice, but this only makes Lurch want to kill himself. With no options left, Grandmama spikes Trivia's drink with a love potion.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Policy</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e28</link><description>Uncle Fester accidentally burns down the family's giant stuffed polar bear while trying to light Gomez's cigar with a flame thrower. Gomez calls the insurance company to make a claim, enraging the company's manager, Mr. Henson. His clerk, Mr. Digby, was supposed to have canceled the Addams family's coverage months ago. When Henson and Digby see the incident's reenactment, Henson is furious and refuses to replace the bear and fires Digby on the spot, prompting Gomez to start his own insurance company specializing in other insurance rejects.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lurch's Little Helper</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e27</link><description>Morticia is worried the they may be overworking poor Lurch. She expresses her concern to Gomez, and he concurs. He decides to build Lurch a robot to alleviate the workload and names the automated assistant Smiley. Lurch isn't too thrilled until he realizes that he is now in a position of authority as the "Head Butler." He soon stops doing any work himself, sending Smiley to do every task. However, when it seems that the family no longer needs their Head Butler for anything, Lurch fears he may lose his job and vows to stop Smiley.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cat Addams</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e26</link><description>Morticia is worried when the family's pet lion, Kitty Cat, loses his appetite. Thinking he may be lonely, the family first tries to find him a wife. Then Cousin Itt suggests Kitty Cat may just be sick, so Gomez calls their witch doctor M'Bogo to come make a house call, but M'Bogo refuses. Finally, they call in the aid of Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson, a local veterinarian, but the poor doctor is terrified of his patient. Assuming the good doctor only needs some self-confidence, various members of the family begin faking ailments, so Dr. Gunderson may "cure" them.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Addams Cum Laude</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e25</link><description>It seems former truant officer, Sam Hilliard, has been doing quite well for himself. Gomez and Morticia discover that their dear old friend is now running a private school called Mockridge Hall. They have been unsatisfied with the public school system's treatment of their children, so they agree that Pugsley and Wednesday must be enrolled in Mockridge Hall and put in the care of dear Mr. Hilliard. Hilliard is less than thrilled to have the Addams family back in his life, but he is unable to turn down the large amount Gomez has offered for tuition.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ophelia Visits Morticia</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e24</link><description>Ophelia returns to the Addams mansion singing the same sad tune: she has lost another man, Montrose, to the Peace Corps. Uncle Fester offers to help by joining the Peace Corps himself to look for Montrose and bring him back. Fester is confident that he would be a shoo-in for the Corps, but after he takes the exam, Fester is sent home, and the family is notified of his rejection. They dare not break the bad news to Fester, as he has gotten so attached to the plan, so they decide to try and convince him to stay by making him feel utterly indispensable.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia, The Decorator</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e23</link><description>Gomez wants to insure the family's art collection and invites his neighbor and insurance agent, Joe Digby, and his wife, Eleanor, to show them the gallery. When Mrs. Digby compliments the home's decor, Morticia offers to do their home. Not wishing to insult Joe's clients, Eleanor tries to get out of the offer by claiming she can't afford Morticia. Morticia feels sorry for the couple and sends them pieces with which to decorate their home, one being a genuine antique desk Uncle Fester wanted to get rid of. Eleanor loves the desk, and feeling she had misjudged Morticia, allows her to redesign their house.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e22</link><description>Grandma Frump is visiting for her birthday, and Morticia and Gomez have a wonderful surprise for her. They've arranged to send her to a beauty spa, but the poor woman comes to believe they are trying to pack her away to a retirement home! Uncle Fester suggests that Grandma busy herself around the mansion so she'll seem lively and indispensable. She does so, but carries it too far. Then it is suggested that she act young, but she goes too far with that too, and her strange behavior is making Morticia wonder if her mother may indeed need the help of an institution.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pugsley's Allowance</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e21</link><description>Pugsley is guilty of conduct unbecoming an Addams: he wants to work! Gomez and Morticia are horrified when they learn of their son's desire for labor but decide to indulge him so he may learn firsthand the horrors of working for a living. Pugsley finds it difficult holding down a job, and after dabbling in surgery and banking, gets hired by Mr. Henson to trim the man's hedges, clear his attic, and wash his car. With a whopping 50 cent paycheck to look forward to, Pugsley sets out to do exactly as Mr. Henson directed. The man really should know better by now.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ophelia Finds Romance</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e20</link><description>Ophelia has found the man of her dreams! She and Horatio Bartholomew met at a Lonely Hearts Club, and he is just perfect for her. He is rich, educated, and loves Ophelia's Judo. Unfortunately, Grandma Frump disapproves, so Ophelia visits the Addams mansion with Horatio to see what her sister and other relatives think. Gomez and Morticia are convinced the man is a fraud, and even though he passes all of their tests, they family still tries to break up the couple by persuading Cousin Itt to stir the embers of his past romance with Ophelia.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Great Treasure Hunt</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e19</link><description>While cleaning out the attic, Morticia and Gomez stumble on their Great-Grandfather Pegleg's old sea trunk and discover a treasure map inside. They agree that a treasure hunt at sea would make for a delightful adventure, so they hire the services of Captain Grimby and his ship and pay him $200,000 for his services. The money awakens the green-eyed monster within the old sailor, and Captain Grimby and his first mate, Brack, hatch a plan to break into the Addams mansion and steal the family fortune.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fester Goes on a Diet</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e18</link><description>Fester receives a letter from his French pen pal, Yvette, informing him she is coming to visit. Fester decides he'll need to get in shape as Yvette is from the famed Folies Bergere. He begins to diet and exercise, watching Jack La Lanne on television and taking steam baths in the mummy sarcophagus. Gomez and Morticia are confounded by his strange behavior and worry that he may be ill. Then Fester accidentally hypnotizes himself, and Morticia seizes the opportunity to question him, concluding that Fester is trying to become an astronaut.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia &amp; Gomez vs. Fester &amp; Grandmamma</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e17</link><description>When Gomez and Morticia tell Grandmama and Uncle Fester that they think they are spoiling the children, Grandmama and Fester are insulted and decide to move out in protest. Unfortunately, neither of them have any money to go anywhere, so Uncle Fester paints a line down the middle of the mansion. He claims one side for him and Grandmama and makes the other the domain of Gomez and Morticia, confusing poor Lurch who gets stuck in the middle. Then, to add insult to injury, Morticia hires a governess to watch the children while she and Gomez go on an outing to watch a hurricane.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e16</link><description>Uncle Fester receives a letter with a photo of one of his pen pals, Diana, the Beaded Lady. He takes one look at the picture and becomes so enamored that he immediately writes her back to propose marriage. Morticia is concerned about Fester's infatuation, so she hatches a plan to try and get Fester to give up his romance. She dons a beard and poses as Diana's mother, telling Fester that he is unworthy of her "daughter" as he is unable to financially support a wife. Unfortunately, Morticia's plan backfires and her criticism only emboldens Fester to find a job and prove her wrong.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia's Dilemma</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e14</link><description>Gomez is thrilled to have an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines, over for a visit. He brings along his daughter, Consuela, who - unbeknownst to Gomez - has been promised to Gomez since childhood. Consuela, believing that Morticia is Gomez's sister, tells Morticia and Grandmama the reason for their visit: to see her married to Gomez. Morticia is distraught while Gomez remains oblivious until it is spelled out for him by the elder gentleman. Of course Gomez refuses the marriage, putting his long friendship - and his life - in jeopardy.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Portrait of Gomez</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e13</link><description>Gomez receives a call from Strife magazine informing him that they will be sending a photographer over to their home. Gomez believes he has been selected as the magazine's Man of the Year and that they are coming to take his portrait. Morticia, though, wants them to use her favorite photo of Gomez, but it gets gobbled up by Cleopatra. Gomez is distraught, so Morticia hires a detective to track down the photographer. They learn he is currently working at the DMV, so Gomez decides to get a driver's license in order to have his picture taken.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e12</link><description>There is a criminal loose in the Addams' neighborhood! A string of robberies have occurred in the area, so the family takes up arms and keeps watch to prevent becoming the burglar's next vicitms. One night, Uncle Fester and Morticia find a store of stolen loot in their basement and discover that the cat burglar is actually a sleep-walking Gomez! With the stealing unceasing and the police closing in, the family must find a way to learn the reason behind Gomez's criminal streak and put and end to it before he winds up in prison.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Feud in the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e11</link><description>Little Wednesday is in love with Robespierre Courtney from school, so Morticia decides to invite the boy's family over for tea. The boy's mother, socially ambitious Eleanor, is thrilled by the invitation as she hopes to meet the prominent Mrs. Abigail Quincy Adams (one of Gomez's cousins by marriage) who has recently come to town. Unfortunately for the Courtneys, Abigail happens to be one of the "Boston one-D" relatives with whom the family is locked in a battle over the family fortune.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Gomez, The Reluctant Lover</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e10</link><description>Puglsey has fallen for his teacher, Miss Dubar, and tries to woo her with a love letter. Unfortunately, young Pugsley lacks the verbal prowess necessary to ignite a woman's heart, so he copies one of Gomez's old letters and sends it to Miss Dunbar. The mousey teacher is shocked by the amarous note and goes to the Addams mansion to speak with Pugsley's parents. When Miss Dunbar begins telling Gomez of the letter, he starts reciting it from memory, causing the woman to think it was Gomez who had sent it. Unused to this attention from men, Miss Dunbar pounces on Gomez, and the two are caught by Uncle Fester, who goes to report Gomez's infidelity to an outraged Morticia.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia, The Sculptress</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e9</link><description>Morticia feels idle and determines it is due to lack of artistic fulfillment. She decides to take up sculpting and quickly finishes her first work: a three-eyed statue of Gomez. Unfortunately, it looks more like a large, rocky blob, and when Gomez invites art critic, Bosley Swain, to get his opinion, Swain begins clubbing the sculpture with his cane. Of course, Gomez cannot bare to see his beloved upset, so he hires seedy art dealer, Sam Picasso, to purchase the piece - and all of Morticia's subsequent works - nearly going bankrupt in the process.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia, The Writer</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e8</link><description>Morticia has had it with the stories being forced on her children where goblins, ghosts, and giants are always the villains. She decides to take matters into her own hands and begins writing a series of children's tales such as "The Good Giant Slays Sir Lancelot" and "Cinderella, the Teenage Delinquent." Her fervor worries Gomez who is afraid of losing his wife. His apprehension grows after he reads the manuscript Morticia gives him to submit to the publisher. It's genius! Sure that success will steal his beloved away forever, Gomez engages in some literary sabotage.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Halloween, Addams Style</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e7</link><description>It's the Addams' favorite day of the year again, and the festivities are in full-swing. There is pumpkin carving, apple bobbing, punch bubbling, and sandwich guillotining. The fun is interrupted when Wednesday returns from trick-or-treating in tears. A neighbor has just told her there are no such things as witches! Gomez and Morticia are horrified, and after a nasty phone call to the neighbor, they decide to hold a seance, with the help of their Cousin Cackle, to prove to Wednesday that witches do exist.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cousin Itt's Problem</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e6</link><description>To celebrate Cousin Itt's return to the Addams mansion, the family throws him a welcome home party. The festivities take a turn, however, when Morticia notices that Cousin Itt is shedding all his hair! Itt panics, afraid that he will lose his good looks forever. Fortunately, Uncle Fester has been toying with his chemistry set and has concocted a potion apparently capable of growing hair on anything! After some successful experimenting on a doorknob, Thing's box, and his own bald head, he agrees to try the remedy on an increasingly frantic Itt.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Gomez, the People's Choice</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e5</link><description>Gomez is insulted to find his property tax bill is only $84! When Gomez goes to complain to the mayor, Mr. Henson, Henson is confused by Gomez's request and offers him a refund, convincing Gomez of his incompetence. Morticia then persuades Gomez to run for office in the next election, and soon, with the help of the computer Whizzo, the Addams campaign is in full swing. The public is bewildered yet intrigued by Gomez's strange views and odd candor, but when Gomez becomes obsessed with an upcoming televised debate, Morticia wonders whether he should ever have gotten involved in politics.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia Meets Royalty</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e4</link><description>It seems the Addams family are going to be graced with the presence of royalty: Gomez's aunt, Princess Millicent von Schlepp, is coming for a visit. Unfortunately, it isn't long before she has everyone in the household wishing she would just leave - well, almost everyone. While most of the family is sick of her royal highness insisting that everyone don costumes and run the mansion like a castle, Thing has fallen for Millicent's handmaiden, Lady Fingers, and is reluctant to give up his chance for romance.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia's Romance (Part 2)</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e3</link><description>It is a dark and stormy night, setting the perfect romantic atmosphere for Gomez and Morticia's anniversary. Unfortunately for Gomez, Wednesday and Pugsley are refusing to go to bed until they are told the end of Gomez and Morticia's courtship story. Morticia gladly continues where she left off, with Gomez desperate to get out of his impending matrimonial doom. Then, Uncle Fester comes up with the idea of introducing Ophelia to Cousin Itt, hoping that Itt's charms will seduce Ophelia away, leaving Gomez free to court and marry Morticia.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia's Romance (Part 1)</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e2</link><description>The clock strikes midnight, and it is officially Gomez and Morticia's 13th wedding anniversary. Just as Gomez presents his wife with her gift and starts coercing her to come to bed, Uncle Fester, Grandmama, Pugsley and Wednesday slide into the living room to celebrate the with them. Gomez just wants to go upstairs, but the children want to hear the story of their parents' courtship. Morticia obliges them, telling them how Gomez was initially betrothed to her older sister, Ophelia, but ended up falling for the shyer, quieter - and darker - Morticia.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>My Fair Cousin Itt</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/bv7L5uh26TE48IXCVF7pz_NTJBk#s2e1</link><description>It's little Wednesday's birthday, and Gomez has decided to surprise his daughter with a play. He casts Morticia as the female lead, Cousin Itt (who has recently been suffering from self-esteem issues) as her leading man, and even hires the famous Eric von Bissell to direct the production. When Bissell has Itt undergo voice coaching to learn to speak slower, the now discernible Itt becomes corrupted by the possibility of fame and fortune, and becomes impossible to work with.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Winning of Morticia Addams</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e34</link><description>Uncle Fester is distraught when he reads a disturbing article in a magazine. A certain psychologist has proclaimed that the happiest-seeming marriages are actually the ones at the most risk of ending in divorce. There has never been a more blissful union than that of Gomez and Morticia, so Fester gets all the household members to devise schemes to force a battle between the two. When all their efforts only seem to be bringing the loving couple closer together, Fester gets desperate and introduces another man into the picture.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lurch, The Teenage Idol</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e33</link><description>The family has always taken pleasure in Lurch's harpsichord playing, but they didn't know his talent extended into his vocal chords. A thrilled Gomez and Morticia invite music promoter, Mizzy Bickle, to hear Lurch perform, and Bickle declares that Lurch is destined to be the next great pop sensation. In practically no time, a record is released and Lurch is thrown into the spotlight, bringing hordes of screaming (and fainting) teenage girls to the Addams home. Uncle Fester thinks they're being invaded and takes up battlestations, but Lurch calms the crowd by taking his place at the harpsichord bench and rewarding his fans with a song to end all songs.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e32</link><description>Morticia and Gomez are worried about Cousin Itt. He has seemed depressed lately, sleeping away entire days alone in his tiny room. They decide that what Itt needs is a career to occupy his time. The two agree that Itt would make an excellent marriage counselor and pretend to be a couple with a failing marriage. However, when Itt's "counseling" causes them to fight, they find that they were wrong, so they seek the assistance of a professional vocational counselor to help Itt find his perfect career match.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle Fester's Toupee</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e31</link><description>Uncle Fester has been corresponding with a woman named Madelyn from Paris, Illinois. In his letters he has described himself as being a "Cary Grant type," that is, handsome, heroic, and romantic. Needless to say, when she writes to tell him that she is coming for a visit, he panics. Gomez and Morticia decide that all Fester really needs to bolster his already attractive features is a hairpiece, so the three scramble to find him the perfect wig, trying out everything from a crew cut to a Beatles-style mop top.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Progress and the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e30</link><description>The Addams Family have been ignoring notices informing them that their house is to be condemned. Then, when a series of explosions cannot be traced to any member of the family, they learn that Mr. Henson, their ex-insurance man and now City Commissioner, is the one responsible. He plans to build a freeway through their home, hoping that this will force them out of town, but when he learns of Gomez's plans to move the mansion to another lot and create new swamps, he realizes that getting rid of the Addams family is much easier said than done.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia's Favorite Charity</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e29</link><description>Morticia's favorite charitable organization is holding a fundraising bazaar, so Morticia persuades her family to part with their belongings in order to donate them to the charity auction.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>My Son, The Chimp</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e28</link><description>An organ grinder's chimpanzee has escaped his owner and wandered into the Addams' home. Pugsley befriends the primate and the pair go to see Uncle Fester who is practicing conjuring spells in the playroom. When one of Fester's incantations causes an explosion - throwing Pugsley into a secret room - it leads a bewildered Fester to believe he has turned his nephew into a chimp! Soon, Morticia and Gomez are treating the monkey as though he were their son, welcoming him to the dinner table and assigning him chores.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e27</link><description>Pugsley is having fun playing with his rockets. Unfortunately, the explosions prompt the neighbors to report unidentified flying objects to the Mysterious Space Objects headquarters. The M.S.O. sends two of their agents to investigate, and they end up stumbling upon the Addams family out enjoying a moonlight picnic and snail hunt. Their odd behavior convinces the agents that the Addams are Martians, and Gomez, in turn, suspects that the strangely uniformed inquisitors are also alien beings and locks them up while he goes to call M.S.O. himself.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia, The Breadwinner</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e26</link><description>The news is everywhere: the bottom has fallen out of the stock market and thousands of people are now broke. When Morticia overhears Gomez speaking on the phone with his broker, she jumps to the conclusion that the family has lost its fortune. She gathers the family and rallies them to find ways of earning some extra income. She volunteers to give fencing and dancing lessons, Lurch and Fester decide to run an escort service, Grandmama embarks on a career as a hairstylist, and the kids also contribute by running a poison drink stand.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lurch and His Harpsichord</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e25</link><description>Gomez and Morticia learn that their family's harpsichord is the only surviving piece of a near-extinct and antique make. They are persuaded to donate the instrument to the local museum, practically destroying Lurch. He becomes utterly inconsolable even though the family tries all they can to cheer him up. They introduce him to other activities such as drumming and needlepoint, but when it becomes clear that nothing is working, Gomez and Uncle Fester decide to build Lurch a new harpsichord from scratch.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Crisis In The Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e24</link><description>While goofing around in the play room, Uncle Fester explodes the mansion's water main - for the fourth time. The Addams' home insurance company is fed up with their frequently occurring "accidents" and is threatening to cancel their policy. Feeling guilty, Fester decides to apply for a job as a salesman with the same company in order to save the family's policy, and manages somehow to convince his interviewer that he is qualified for the position.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing Is Missing</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e23</link><description>After a small falling out with Uncle Fester, Thing suddenly disappears! He's not in his box and not a trace of him can be found. Morticia fears foul play, and Gomez begins his own investigation into the matter - with all members of the household under suspicion. Later, when a ransom note shows up at the Addams door, the family hires a private detective to try and crack the case.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Amnesia In the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e22</link><description>Gomez has begun a new exercise routine of juggling Indian clubs, but when one knocks him on the head, he forgets his Addams heritage and begins acting - gasp! - "normal." Dismayed at the new, "pretty" gowns Gomez is buying for her, and his comments about the house looking like a condemned museum, Morticia rallies the the family to try and hit Gomez on the head again in order for him to regain his memory. Gomez, though, thinks the family is out to kill him.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family in Court</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e21</link><description>Grandmama has started her own business as a fortune-teller, setting up a large tent in the Addams' living room and going by the name of Madame Bovary. Just as Morticia comes in to scold and stop her antics, an undercover policeman arrests Grandmama for fraud and hauls her off to jail. Gomez decides to act as her defense attorney and the entire family goes to court to show their support. Not surprisingly, the court session - and the judge - end up in shambles.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e20</link><description>Gomez and Morticia are thrilled to learn that their beloved Cousin Itt is coming for a visit. In order to get Itt to stay around longer, Morticia gets the family to try and find Itt a job in town. Gomez uses his influence with Park Commissioner Fiske to get Itt a job as the zoo curator, but when Itt shows up for work, the zookeepers are convinced the Addams' cousin is an exhibit which should be confined to a cage.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family Splurges</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e19</link><description>Gomez and Morticia want their next family vacation to be somewhere new and exciting, somewhere they've never been before. Then it hits them: they'll go to the moon! However, when Gomez consults the computer Pugsley has built to see what the trip would cost, they find they can't afford the billion dollar price tag. Uncle Fester volunteers to contribute $21.13, but they still have a long way to go. Then Morticia comes up with a plan to place a $2,000 bet on the daily double at the race track in order to come up with the rest of the cash.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle Fester's Illness</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e18</link><description>The Addams family are all excited to go on a weekend outing, but the plans are changed abruptly when Uncle Fester suddenly comes down with a mysterious ailment: he is without any electricity! Morticia prescribes a bowl of porcupine mold, and both she and Gomez agree that moon ray exposure would be beneficial, but nothing seems to work. Out of ideas, and with Thing seeming to be suffering as well, Morticia and Gomez seek outside help, but they aren't sure whether they should call a doctor or an electrician!</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e17</link><description>Lurch receives a letter from his mother informing him that she is coming for a visit. He confesses to Gomez and Morticia that his mother doesn't know that he is simply a servant. Thankfully, Morticia gets an idea that will help Lurch keep up appearances: Lurch will act as the master of the house while she poses as the maid, and Gomez pretends to be the butler. Unfortunately, the plan's execution proves difficult. Lurch has trouble breaking old habits and things only get worse when his tiny, fire-eating mother finally arrives and demands that his employers wait on her boy hand-and-foot.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e16</link><description>Pugsley has a new toy: a powerful radio able to communicate with people all over the world. A government agent named Hollister picks up the signals coming from the Addams home and becomes convinced that the Addams mansion is full of spies. He hires both the postman, Mr. Briggs, and the plumber, Mr. Conkey, to infiltrate the Addams home and learn what they are up to. As can be expected, his plan completely backfires, and his reluctant undercover agents flee the Addams home.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e15</link><description>When a young man named "Rocky" crashes his motorcycle into a tree in the Addams' yard, they allow him to stay at the mansion to recuperate. Although Rocky finds them odd - and the family feels the same about him - it isn't long before the two different parties become fond of each other's company. Then Gomez discovers that the beatnik is actually Rockland Cartwright III, the son of a wealthy business tycoon and that the young Cartwright is hiding from his father who doesn't accept him.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Art and the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e14</link><description>Grandmama has taken up a new hobby: painting! Impressed with her work, Gomez brings in art critic, Bosley Swain, to take a look. Swain advises Grandmama to take some lessons, so Gomez calls "Picasso" and invites him over to teach Grandmama how to paint in the abstract. However, the man who shows up at the mansion is SAM Picasso who ignores Grandmama and Morticia and focuses mainly on eating. Swain informs Gomez that Sam is a fake and tells him to "throw the bum out," but the family decides to prove the critic wrong.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lurch Learns to Dance</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e13</link><description>It is time again for the annual Butler's Ball, but Lurch refuses to go. Gomez and Morticia are surprised by his refusal, and after some prodding, learn the reason for his hesitation. It seems that Lurch is something of a wallflower at social functions because he can't dance. After a disastrous experience with a dance instructor, Gomez, Morticia, and Wednesday each try their hand at showing Lurch some moves in an effort to transform him from a lumbering giant into a veritable gazelle.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia, The Matchmaker</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e12</link><description>Morticia's homey cousin, Melancholia, pays a visit to the Addams home in order to pull herself back together after her fiancee leaves her to join the Foreign Legion - as many other suitors had done before. To help cheer her up, Morticia decides to play matchmaker, and she and Gomez arrange a dinner date for Melancholia and Charles Harvey. Once at the Addams mansion, Harvey attempts many escapes but is constantly pulled back by the Addams family and even his boss.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family Meets the V.I.P.'s</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e11</link><description>Official visitors from an unfriendly nation receive the shock of their lives when they decide to exploit the Addams Family as an average, uncultured American family. The visitors are shaken up by Morticia's carnivorous plants and Uncle Fester's penchant for jolts of electricity, not to mention some of the extended family like Lurch and Thing. As happens with most visitors to the Addams home, the visiting dignitaries end up running screaming from the mansion.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Wednesday Leaves Home</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e10</link><description>The family faces a crisis when Wednesday packs up her pet spider, Homer, and runs away from home after being scolded for playing with Uncle Fester's dynamite instead of her own. Gomez and Morticia try to file a missing persons report but end up making an anxious detective consider early retirement instead. It isn't long before they find out that Wednesday hasn't run away at all but has only been hiding out with Pugsley in his room.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e9</link><description>A pair of newlyweds, Amanda and Hubert Peterson, leases the house next door to the Addams Family mansion, but their honeymoon loses its tranquility when Uncle Fester unexpectedly enters their house through a secret tunnel. The Addams invite their new neighbors over to their home, but the young couple flees in terror at the sight of Lurch, Grandmama sharpening her ax, and Morticia and Gomez bathing the octopus.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Green-Eyed Gomez</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e8</link><description>When Morticia's old friend, Lionel Barker, comes to visit the Addams mansion, Gomez becomes jealous. Barker, however, is con-man who is not out for romance, but money, and soon his attentions are turned from Morticia to Mildred, the new maid, much to the relief of Gomez. Barker has learned that Mildred has a small fortune in stocks, and he and Mildred are soon married. However, the new couple's happiness is short-lived when all of Mildred's stocks suddenly plummet.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Halloween With the Addams Family</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e7</link><description>It's the Addams' favorite night of the year: Halloween! While Grandmama is out trick-or-treatng with Wednesday and Pugsley, a pair of bank robbers on the run decide to hide out at the Addams mansion. The two burglars are welcomed as Halloween trick-or-treaters, and when they see Gomez's desk full of money, they decide to add some Addams cash and jewelry to their bank loot. However, the creepy atmosphere of the house, Morticia's smoldering holiday punch, and Lurch's ominous presence impel the crooks to rethink their plans.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e6</link><description>When Gomez and Pugsley go to the circus, Pugsley ends up befriending Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows the Addams men home. Gorgo is eventually made a part of the family, shocking the women of the Ladies League whom Morticia has invited over for tea with the hope of becoming a member. Soon Gorgo is doing all the household chores, much to the dismay of Lurch.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family Tree</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e5</link><description>Pugsley and Wednesday start a row at a birthday party when their gift of a tarantula upsets Harold, the birthday boy. The strange gift causes Harold's parents to insist that the Addams children lack breeding and, therefore, are no longer allowed to play with their son. Gomez and Morticia then hire a genealogist to trace their heritage in order to prove the Pomeroys wrong.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Gomez, the Politician</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e4</link><description>The Addams family gets into politics when Gomez learns that ex-truant officer, Mr. Hilliard, is running for city council. He enthusiastically volunteers to contribute funds and campaign for Hilliard, but Morticia is a bit concerned. One of Hilliard's platform issues is the draining of the city's swamps, but Morticia likes "the lovely bogs." Gomez assures her there is nothing to worry about as all politicians do the opposite of their campaign promises. Hilliard says as much himself when he drops by the Addams mansion. His intention had been to keep the Addams from getting involved in his campaign at all, but every effort he makes to dissuade them only increases their fervor: they offer their pet lion, Kitty Cat, to be their mascot, and Lurch and Uncle Fester even write a song!</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fester's Punctured Romance</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e3</link><description>Uncle Fester decides it is time to find himself a bride. He begins his search by taking out a personal ad in the newspaper. Gomez and Morticia, having been happily married for quite some time, enthusiastically help him with his quest. The entire family soon gets in on the fun, making preparations for Fester's impending nuptials. But when the ad goes unanswered, Fester is heartbroken. Then, a beautiful saleswoman arrives at the mansion, and Fester, Gomez, and Morticia mistakenly assume she is there to answer the ad and begin conducting an interview. Needless to say, they are quite shocked to hear some of the things she has to say.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Morticia and The Psychiatrist</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e2</link><description>Morticia thinks something is wrong with Pugsley when she notices him ignoring his pet octopus, Aristotle, but uneasiness soon grows into utter distress when Pugsley's alarming actions escalate. He joins the Boy Scouts, begins playing baseball, and - gasp! - is seen out in the yard playing with a "p-u-p-p-y." Being the concerned and loving parents they are, Gomez and Morticia solicit the aid of child psychologist, Dr. Black, to help them set Pugsley straight. The doctor advises them to cater to Pugsley's childish whims as he will eventually grow tired of and abandon them. They try to follow his advice, but when it doesn't seem to be having any effect, they request he come over for a house call.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Addams Family Goes To School</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/the-addams-family/-ubStZGjlJgCQ-dghq7LGNPoFMU#s1e1</link><description>The local school board gets wind of the young Addams children staying home from school, so they send Mr. Hilliard, the truant officer, to investigate. After visiting the Addams mansion and seeing their strange decor and even stranger behavior, he flees from their home and tells the school board they'd be better off with the Addams children staying home. The women on the board don't believe Hilliard's wild story and manage to convince Gomez and Morticia to send Pugsley and Wednesday to school. 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