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A Scause for Applause
aired: Tue, Oct 30, 2012
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
aired: Tue, Oct 16, 2012
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
aired: Tue, Oct 9, 2012
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
Raising the Bar
aired: Tue, Oct 2, 2012
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter
aired: Tue, Sep 25, 2012
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis
Cartman Finds Love
aired: Tue, Apr 24, 2012
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
aired: Tue, Apr 17, 2012
The boys’ ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
aired: Tue, Apr 10, 2012
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
aired: Tue, Apr 3, 2012
The town’s big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.
aired: Tue, Mar 27, 2012
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Cash for Gold
aired: Tue, Mar 20, 2012
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
aired: Tue, Mar 13, 2012
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
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The Poor Kid
aired: Tue, Nov 15, 2011
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
A History Channel Thanksgiving
aired: Tue, Nov 8, 2011
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
aired: Tue, Nov 1, 2011
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Broadway Bro Down
aired: Tue, Oct 25, 2011
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Bass to Mouth
aired: Tue, Oct 18, 2011
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
The Last of the Meheecans
aired: Tue, Oct 11, 2011
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
aired: Tue, Oct 4, 2011
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
You're Getting Old
aired: Tue, Jun 7, 2011
Just after Stan’s 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
aired: Tue, May 31, 2011
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Crack Baby Athletic Association
aired: Tue, May 24, 2011
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
aired: Tue, May 17, 2011
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
aired: Tue, May 10, 2011
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
aired: Tue, May 3, 2011
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department’s First Annual Comedy Awards.
aired: Tue, Apr 26, 2011
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
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aired: Tue, Nov 16, 2010
Randy’s obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Coon vs. Coon & Friends
aired: Tue, Nov 9, 2010
Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has the dark lord, Cthulhu, doing his bidding. Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion.
aired: Tue, Nov 2, 2010
Mysterion’s true identity is revealed. Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge.
Coon 2: Hindsight
aired: Tue, Oct 26, 2010
“Coon and Friends” set out to help the victims of BP’s latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon’s dismay, another Super Hero gets there first.
aired: Tue, Oct 19, 2010
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he’s holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
It's A Jersey Thing
aired: Tue, Oct 12, 2010
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Poor and Stupid
aired: Wed, Dec 31, 1969
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
aired: Tue, Apr 27, 2010
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
You Have 0 Friends
aired: Tue, Apr 6, 2010
When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Medicinal Fried Chicken
aired: Tue, Mar 30, 2010
Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
aired: Tue, Mar 23, 2010
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
aired: Tue, Mar 16, 2010
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
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aired: Tue, Nov 17, 2009
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Dances with Smurfs
aired: Tue, Nov 10, 2009
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
The F Word
aired: Tue, Nov 3, 2009
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
aired: Tue, Oct 27, 2009
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
aired: Tue, Oct 20, 2009
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Butters' Bottom Bitch
aired: Tue, Oct 13, 2009
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
aired: Tue, Oct 6, 2009
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
aired: Tue, Apr 21, 2009
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
aired: Tue, Apr 14, 2009
Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
aired: Tue, Apr 7, 2009
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.
Eat, Pray, Queef
aired: Tue, Mar 31, 2009
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
aired: Tue, Mar 24, 2009
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
aired: Tue, Mar 17, 2009
"The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
aired: Tue, Mar 10, 2009
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.
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aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2008
Butters is sure he’s seen a Vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
Elementary School Musical
aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2008
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
About Last Night...
aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2008
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Pandemic 2: The Startling
aired: Tue, Oct 28, 2008
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.
aired: Tue, Oct 21, 2008
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2008
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
The China Probrem
aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2008
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Super Fun Time
aired: Tue, Apr 22, 2008
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
aired: Tue, Apr 15, 2008
The citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
Eek, a Penis!
aired: Tue, Apr 8, 2008
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Canada On Strike
aired: Tue, Apr 1, 2008
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
aired: Tue, Mar 25, 2008
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room.
Britney's New Look
aired: Tue, Mar 18, 2008
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
aired: Tue, Mar 11, 2008
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
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aired: Tue, Nov 13, 2007
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
aired: Tue, Nov 6, 2007
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. Unfortunately, Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Imaginationland Episode, Part 3
aired: Tue, Oct 30, 2007
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet.
Imaginationland Episode, Part 2
aired: Tue, Oct 23, 2007
Stan and Kyle are being held in the bowels of the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman simply won't rest until he finds Kyle and gets him to make good on their bet to suck his balls.
aired: Tue, Oct 16, 2007
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
aired: Tue, Oct 9, 2007
Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Le Petit Tourette
aired: Tue, Oct 2, 2007
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
Night of the Living Homeless
aired: Tue, Apr 17, 2007
As an increasing number of homeless people are begging for change all over South Park, the boys work to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
aired: Tue, Apr 10, 2007
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and takes her frustration out on the fourth grade class. However, things start looking up for her when she meets a new friend at the gym and they go out for drink at a local "girl bar."
Fantastic Easter Special
aired: Tue, Apr 3, 2007
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
aired: Tue, Mar 27, 2007
While Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack, Hillary Clinton makes a campaign stop in South Park for a big rally.
aired: Tue, Mar 20, 2007
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Mr. Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice in the hopes of making fun of his unfortunate classmate.
aired: Tue, Mar 13, 2007
When his "ultimate plan" to embarrass Butters backfires, Cartman struggles to keep his classmates from seeing a compromising photograph. Meanwhile, Butters is sent to a special camp where they "Pray the Gay Away."
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
aired: Tue, Mar 6, 2007
After Randy Marsh experiences an unfortunate incident on national TV, the "N" bomb hits South Park. While Randy seeks forgiveness from Jesse Jackson, South Park Elementary invites a midget by the name of Dr. Nelson to talk about sensitivity.
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aired: Tue, Nov 14, 2006
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom: he's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Go God Go XII
aired: Tue, Nov 7, 2006
After a freak time travel accident, Cartman awakens over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and very angry sea otters.
Go God Go
aired: Tue, Oct 31, 2006
Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future to arrive at the precise release date of the newest, hottest, game goes horribly wrong.
Hell on Earth 2006
aired: Tue, Oct 24, 2006
Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever but, unfortunately, the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan’s fun.
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
aired: Tue, Oct 17, 2006
When a South Park elementary school teacher spreads her illicit affair with a student into the sacred school hallway, Eric "The Hall Monitor Dawg" Cartman takes it personally.
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
aired: Tue, Oct 10, 2006
The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Make Love, Not Warcraft
aired: Tue, Oct 3, 2006
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
aired: Tue, May 2, 2006
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer", but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
aired: Tue, Apr 25, 2006
A certain, super cereal ex-Vice Pesident gets the boys trapped in a cave, and Cartman goes mad with treasure lust.
A Million Little Fibers
aired: Tue, Apr 18, 2006
Towelie's memoir is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Cartoon Wars, Part 2
aired: Tue, Apr 11, 2006
Leaving Kyle injured on the roadside, Cartman races to network headquarters determined to put an end to Family Guy once and for all (Pt 2 of 2).
Cartoon Wars, Part 1
aired: Tue, Apr 4, 2006
An inflammatory episode of popular cartoon Family Guy causes a feud between Cartman and Kyle, while the rest of America valiantly buries its head in the sand (Pt 1 of 2).
aired: Tue, Mar 28, 2006
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
The Return of Chef
aired: Tue, Mar 21, 2006
Watch South Park Season 9
aired: Tue, Dec 6, 2005
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."
aired: Tue, Nov 29, 2005
The boys try to help a talking whale get to space. After stealing the whale from the new Denver Sea Park, they are turned down by the Russian and Chinese space programs. As a last resort, they head to Tijuana where they find that MASA (Mexican Aeronáutica y Spacia Administración) will take their whale to the moon for $200.
Trapped in the Closet
aired: Tue, Nov 15, 2005
Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists converge on his front lawn asking him to lead them. A prominent Hollywood actor also shows up looking for Stan's approval. When Stan criticizes his work, the A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out.
aired: Tue, Nov 8, 2005
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Follow That Egg
aired: Tue, Nov 1, 2005
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. In an effort to thwart Slave's plans, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
aired: Tue, Oct 25, 2005
Cartman believes the 4th grade girls are in possession of a fortune-telling device. When they get together for a sleepover, it's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
aired: Tue, Oct 18, 2005
A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.
aired: Tue, Apr 19, 2005
The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. He can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, so Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.
The Death of Eric Cartman
aired: Tue, Apr 12, 2005
Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.
The Losing Edge
aired: Tue, Apr 5, 2005
The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning. After making it to the state baseball championships, the boys of South Park decide to save the rest of their summer by throwing the game. They soon find out the opposing team is much better at losing than they are.
Best Friends Forever
aired: Tue, Mar 29, 2005
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest, portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with the injustice of it all. When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident and is only being kept alive through the use of a feeding tube, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can get his hands on the new toy.
aired: Tue, Mar 22, 2005
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny find out that as talent agents, they can bank 10% of their client's earnings. They pool all their resources to set up shop and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on a very special talent and launch her on a new reality show.
Die Hippie, Die
aired: Tue, Mar 15, 2005
When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help. In the onslaught of Hippie Jam Fest 2005, Cartman faces one of his greatest challenges yet: to rid the world of Hippies once and for all.
Mrs. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
aired: Tue, Mar 8, 2005
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted… a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
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Woodland Critter Christmas
aired: Tue, Dec 14, 2004
Stan is approached by a group of adorable woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve Satan.
Cartman's Incredible Gift
aired: Tue, Dec 7, 2004
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help…for a price.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
aired: Tue, Nov 30, 2004
All of the fourth-grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on all little girls, one of the towns favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Quest for Ratings
aired: Tue, Nov 16, 2004
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
aired: Tue, Nov 9, 2004
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of “juvie” and his first order of business is revenge.
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
aired: Tue, Nov 2, 2004
The main street of South Park is like a ghost town when a giant Wall Mart lures all the townspeople to its newest store with all of its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes possessed by the power of Wall Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Douche and Turd
aired: Tue, Oct 26, 2004
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
aired: Wed, Apr 21, 2004
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal and are looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
aired: Tue, Apr 20, 2004
All the children of South Park are attracted to “Mr. Jefferson” and his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get “Mr. Jefferson” to love him, while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide to bring him down.