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Watch South Park Season 17
aired: Tue, Dec 10, 2013
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.
Titties and Dragons
aired: Tue, Dec 3, 2013
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
A Song of Ass and Fire
aired: Tue, Nov 19, 2013
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.
aired: Tue, Nov 12, 2013
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
aired: Tue, Nov 5, 2013
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
aired: Tue, Oct 29, 2013
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
aired: Tue, Oct 22, 2013
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
World War Zimmerman
aired: Tue, Oct 8, 2013
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Informative Murder Porn
aired: Tue, Oct 1, 2013
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
Let Go, Let Gov
aired: Tue, Sep 24, 2013
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Watch South Park Season 16
aired: Tue, Nov 6, 2012
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
A Scause for Applause
aired: Tue, Oct 30, 2012
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
A Nightmare On FaceTime
aired: Tue, Oct 23, 2012
Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
aired: Tue, Oct 16, 2012
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
aired: Tue, Oct 9, 2012
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
Raising the Bar
aired: Tue, Oct 2, 2012
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter
aired: Tue, Sep 25, 2012
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis
Cartman Finds Love
aired: Tue, Apr 24, 2012
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
aired: Tue, Apr 17, 2012
The boys’ ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
aired: Tue, Apr 10, 2012
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
aired: Tue, Apr 3, 2012
The town’s big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.
aired: Tue, Mar 27, 2012
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Cash for Gold
aired: Tue, Mar 20, 2012
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
aired: Tue, Mar 13, 2012
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Watch South Park Season 15
The Poor Kid
aired: Tue, Nov 15, 2011
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
A History Channel Thanksgiving
aired: Tue, Nov 8, 2011
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
aired: Tue, Nov 1, 2011
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Broadway Bro Down
aired: Tue, Oct 25, 2011
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Bass to Mouth
aired: Tue, Oct 18, 2011
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
The Last of the Meheecans
aired: Tue, Oct 11, 2011
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
aired: Tue, Oct 4, 2011
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
You're Getting Old
aired: Tue, Jun 7, 2011
Just after Stan’s 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
aired: Tue, May 31, 2011
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Crack Baby Athletic Association
aired: Tue, May 24, 2011
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
aired: Tue, May 17, 2011
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
aired: Tue, May 10, 2011
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
aired: Tue, May 3, 2011
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department’s First Annual Comedy Awards.
aired: Tue, Apr 26, 2011
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Watch South Park Season 14
aired: Tue, Nov 16, 2010
Randy’s obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Coon vs. Coon & Friends
aired: Tue, Nov 9, 2010
Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has the dark lord, Cthulhu, doing his bidding. Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion.
aired: Tue, Nov 2, 2010
Mysterion’s true identity is revealed. Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge.
Coon 2: Hindsight
aired: Tue, Oct 26, 2010
“Coon and Friends” set out to help the victims of BP’s latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon’s dismay, another Super Hero gets there first.
aired: Tue, Oct 19, 2010
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he’s holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
It's A Jersey Thing
aired: Tue, Oct 12, 2010
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Poor and Stupid
aired: Tue, Oct 5, 2010
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
aired: Tue, Apr 27, 2010
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
You Have 0 Friends
aired: Tue, Apr 6, 2010
When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Medicinal Fried Chicken
aired: Tue, Mar 30, 2010
Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
aired: Tue, Mar 23, 2010
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
aired: Tue, Mar 16, 2010
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Watch South Park Season 13
aired: Tue, Nov 17, 2009
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Dances with Smurfs
aired: Tue, Nov 10, 2009
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
The F Word
aired: Tue, Nov 3, 2009
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
aired: Tue, Oct 27, 2009
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
aired: Tue, Oct 20, 2009
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Butters' Bottom Bitch
aired: Tue, Oct 13, 2009
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
aired: Tue, Oct 6, 2009
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
aired: Tue, Apr 21, 2009
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
aired: Tue, Apr 14, 2009
Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
aired: Tue, Apr 7, 2009
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.
Eat, Pray, Queef
aired: Tue, Mar 31, 2009
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
aired: Tue, Mar 24, 2009
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
aired: Tue, Mar 17, 2009
"The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
aired: Tue, Mar 10, 2009
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.
Watch South Park Season 12
aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2008
Butters is sure he’s seen a Vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
Elementary School Musical
aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2008
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
About Last Night...
aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2008
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Pandemic 2: The Startling
aired: Tue, Oct 28, 2008
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.
aired: Tue, Oct 21, 2008
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2008
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
The China Probrem
aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2008
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Super Fun Time
aired: Tue, Apr 22, 2008
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
aired: Tue, Apr 15, 2008
The citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
Eek, a Penis!
aired: Tue, Apr 8, 2008
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Canada On Strike
aired: Tue, Apr 1, 2008
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
aired: Tue, Mar 25, 2008
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room.
Britney's New Look
aired: Tue, Mar 18, 2008
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
aired: Tue, Mar 11, 2008
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Watch South Park Season 11
aired: Tue, Nov 13, 2007
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
aired: Tue, Nov 6, 2007
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. Unfortunately, Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Imaginationland Episode, Part 3
aired: Tue, Oct 30, 2007
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet.
Imaginationland Episode, Part 2
aired: Tue, Oct 23, 2007
Stan and Kyle are being held in the bowels of the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman simply won't rest until he finds Kyle and gets him to make good on their bet to suck his balls.
aired: Tue, Oct 16, 2007
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
aired: Tue, Oct 9, 2007
Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Le Petit Tourette
aired: Tue, Oct 2, 2007
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
Night of the Living Homeless
aired: Tue, Apr 17, 2007
As an increasing number of homeless people are begging for change all over South Park, the boys work to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
aired: Tue, Apr 10, 2007
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and takes her frustration out on the fourth grade class. However, things start looking up for her when she meets a new friend at the gym and they go out for drink at a local "girl bar."
Fantastic Easter Special
aired: Tue, Apr 3, 2007
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
aired: Tue, Mar 27, 2007
While Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack, Hillary Clinton makes a campaign stop in South Park for a big rally.
aired: Tue, Mar 20, 2007
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Mr. Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice in the hopes of making fun of his unfortunate classmate.
aired: Tue, Mar 13, 2007
When his "ultimate plan" to embarrass Butters backfires, Cartman struggles to keep his classmates from seeing a compromising photograph. Meanwhile, Butters is sent to a special camp where they "Pray the Gay Away."
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
aired: Tue, Mar 6, 2007
After Randy Marsh experiences an unfortunate incident on national TV, the "N" bomb hits South Park. While Randy seeks forgiveness from Jesse Jackson, South Park Elementary invites a midget by the name of Dr. Nelson to talk about sensitivity.
Watch South Park Season 10
aired: Tue, Nov 14, 2006
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom: he's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Go God Go XII
aired: Tue, Nov 7, 2006
After a freak time travel accident, Cartman awakens over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and very angry sea otters.
Go God Go
aired: Tue, Oct 31, 2006
Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future to arrive at the precise release date of the newest, hottest, game goes horribly wrong.
Hell on Earth 2006
aired: Tue, Oct 24, 2006
Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever but, unfortunately, the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan’s fun.
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
aired: Tue, Oct 17, 2006
When a South Park elementary school teacher spreads her illicit affair with a student into the sacred school hallway, Eric "The Hall Monitor Dawg" Cartman takes it personally.
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
aired: Tue, Oct 10, 2006
The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Make Love, Not Warcraft
aired: Tue, Oct 3, 2006
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
aired: Tue, May 2, 2006
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer", but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
aired: Tue, Apr 25, 2006
A certain, super cereal ex-Vice Pesident gets the boys trapped in a cave, and Cartman goes mad with treasure lust.
A Million Little Fibers
aired: Tue, Apr 18, 2006
Towelie's memoir is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Cartoon Wars, Part 2
aired: Tue, Apr 11, 2006
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
Cartoon Wars, Part 1
aired: Tue, Apr 4, 2006
When the creators of "Family Guy" announce that they will show the image of the prophet, Mohammed, the network threatens to ban the episode. Cartman sees this as his chance to get "Family Guy" off the air for good.
aired: Tue, Mar 28, 2006
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
The Return of Chef
aired: Tue, Mar 21, 2006
Watch South Park Season 9
aired: Tue, Dec 6, 2005
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."
aired: Tue, Nov 29, 2005
The boys try to help a talking whale get to space. After stealing the whale from the new Denver Sea Park, they are turned down by the Russian and Chinese space programs. As a last resort, they head to Tijuana where they find that MASA (Mexican Aeronáutica y Spacia Administración) will take their whale to the moon for $200.
Trapped in the Closet
aired: Tue, Nov 15, 2005
Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists converge on his front lawn asking him to lead them. A prominent Hollywood actor also shows up looking for Stan's approval. When Stan criticizes his work, the A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out.
aired: Tue, Nov 8, 2005
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Follow That Egg
aired: Tue, Nov 1, 2005
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. In an effort to thwart Slave's plans, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
aired: Tue, Oct 25, 2005
Cartman believes the 4th grade girls are in possession of a fortune-telling device. When they get together for a sleepover, it's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
aired: Tue, Oct 18, 2005
A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.
aired: Tue, Apr 19, 2005
The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. He can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, so Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.
The Death of Eric Cartman
aired: Tue, Apr 12, 2005
Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.
The Losing Edge
aired: Tue, Apr 5, 2005
The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning. After making it to the state baseball championships, the boys of South Park decide to save the rest of their summer by throwing the game. They soon find out the opposing team is much better at losing than they are.
Best Friends Forever
aired: Tue, Mar 29, 2005
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest, portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with the injustice of it all. When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident and is only being kept alive through the use of a feeding tube, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can get his hands on the new toy.
aired: Tue, Mar 22, 2005
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny find out that as talent agents, they can bank 10% of their client's earnings. They pool all their resources to set up shop and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on a very special talent and launch her on a new reality show.
Die Hippie, Die
aired: Tue, Mar 15, 2005
When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help. In the onslaught of Hippie Jam Fest 2005, Cartman faces one of his greatest challenges yet: to rid the world of Hippies once and for all.
Mrs. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
aired: Tue, Mar 8, 2005
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted… a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
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Woodland Critter Christmas
aired: Tue, Dec 14, 2004
Stan is approached by a group of adorable woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve Satan.
Cartman's Incredible Gift
aired: Tue, Dec 7, 2004
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help…for a price.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
aired: Tue, Nov 30, 2004
All of the fourth-grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on all little girls, one of the towns favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Quest for Ratings
aired: Tue, Nov 16, 2004
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
aired: Tue, Nov 9, 2004
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of “juvie” and his first order of business is revenge.
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
aired: Tue, Nov 2, 2004
The main street of South Park is like a ghost town when a giant Wall Mart lures all the townspeople to its newest store with all of its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes possessed by the power of Wall Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Douche and Turd
aired: Tue, Oct 26, 2004
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
aired: Wed, Apr 21, 2004
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal and are looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
aired: Tue, Apr 20, 2004
All the children of South Park are attracted to “Mr. Jefferson” and his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get “Mr. Jefferson” to love him, while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide to bring him down.
aired: Tue, Apr 13, 2004
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters in a plan to learn all of Butters' secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have a new best friend, the U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
You Got F'd in the A
aired: Tue, Apr 6, 2004
Stan has been challenged to a dance-off. It's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan. He hasn't been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
The Passion of the Jew
aired: Tue, Mar 30, 2004
Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie The Passion of the Christ and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see the film, they pursue Mel Gibson to get their money back.
Up The Down Steroid
aired: Tue, Mar 23, 2004
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.
Good Times With Weapons
aired: Tue, Mar 16, 2004
The boys are transformed into Japanese warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
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It's Christmas in Canada
aired: Tue, Dec 16, 2003
The Broflovski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forgo Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves.
aired: Tue, Dec 9, 2003
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to "Raisins," a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. While everyone tries to cheer Stan up, Butters meets the girl of his dreams.
aired: Tue, Dec 2, 2003
After singing-and-dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.
All About Mormons
aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2003
A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his Dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. While the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out, Randy forces the rest of his family to become Mormon.
aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2003
Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita for his birthday. Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters to celebrate with him at Colorado's version of Mexican Disneyland. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."
aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2003
With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. The residents no longer feel it's safe to be out on the streets. With their lives at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.
Christian Rock Hard
aired: Tue, Oct 28, 2003
When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. While Cartman's "Faith + 1" rockets to the top of the charts, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the internet.
aired: Tue, Oct 21, 2003
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metrosexual craze. Cartman, Stan, and Kenny are super hot to be gay. Kyle is cut from the group because he doesn't "feel" metrosexual and Garrison accuses the guys from "Queer Eye" of selling out.
Red Man's Greed
aired: Tue, Apr 29, 2003
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway. Faced with saying goodbye to their friends and their way of life, the boys rally the townspeople to fight back against the rich and powerful Indians.
Lil' Crime Stoppers
aired: Tue, Apr 22, 2003
The kids start their very own South Park detective agency. After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them "junior deputies." Their next assignment - to break up a meth lab.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
aired: Tue, Apr 15, 2003
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. The real "Jenny From the Block" is enraged to learn that a new "Diva" has stolen her record deal and her boyfriend. Taco Kisses!
I'm a Little Bit Country
aired: Wed, Mar 26, 2003
The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day. Their simple plan to protest their way out of class goes south when they find themselves in the middle of the two opposing sides of the issue. Meanwhile, Cartman attempts a flashback to 1776 to avoid studying for his American History assignment.
aired: Wed, Mar 19, 2003
Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house. After the fact, Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt and on the verge of confessing his part of the prank. Officer Barbrady is hot on the perpetrators' trail, while Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
aired: Tue, Mar 25, 2003
Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new group the "Crips." When they find out there is another gang by the same name in the city, they venture into the Denver "Crips" territory to work out a way to merge the two organizations.
aired: Tue, Mar 18, 2003
Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled. When the satellite dish in Cartman's ass reactivates, the four boys have to travel through space, again, to meet the Joosyans, the heads of all media in the galaxy, to try to convince them not to cancel their show.
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Red Sleigh Down
aired: Wed, Dec 4, 2002
When Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents, he joins up with Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in an attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
My Future Self n' Me
aired: Tue, Dec 3, 2002
Cartman has to score one big "nice" on Santa's list to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
aired: Tue, Nov 26, 2002
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
The Death Camp of Tolerance
aired: Tue, Nov 19, 2002
The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
aired: Tue, Nov 12, 2002
The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.
A Ladder to Heaven
aired: Tue, Nov 5, 2002
Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.
Child Abduction is Not Funny
aired: Tue, Jul 23, 2002
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city.
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
aired: Tue, Jul 16, 2002
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
aired: Tue, Jul 9, 2002
When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors".
Red Hot Catholic Love
aired: Tue, Jul 2, 2002
A sexual-abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. In absolutely no connection, Cartman craps out of his mouth.
The Simpsons Already Did It
aired: Tue, Jun 25, 2002
Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons".
aired: Tue, Apr 9, 2002
The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
aired: Wed, Mar 27, 2002
All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
Fun With Veal
aired: Tue, Mar 26, 2002
The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of Russell Crowe: Fightin' Round the World.""
aired: Wed, Mar 13, 2002
When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.
aired: Wed, Mar 6, 2002
While the adults trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.
Jared Has Aides
aired: Tue, Mar 5, 2002
When the boys learn that talk shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people, they immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a strange deformity.
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Butters' Very Own Episode
aired: Tue, Dec 11, 2001
Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.
aired: Tue, Dec 4, 2001
In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research.
Here Comes The Neighborhood
aired: Tue, Nov 27, 2001
Token is tired of being the only rich kid in town, and succeeds in attracting several other wealthy families to South Park.
aired: Tue, Nov 20, 2001
Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device.
How to Eat with Your Butt
aired: Tue, Nov 13, 2001
Cartman gets Kenny's school picture on every "missing child" milk carton in the country.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
aired: Tue, Nov 6, 2001
The kids of South Park have raised money to send to the children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan.
aired: Tue, Aug 7, 2001
The boys get a new video game system and their plan for the foreseeable future is to play it! When the government steals their new Game Sphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Their one hope for infiltrating the top secret lab where the Game Sphere is being kept is to team up with Towelie, a genetically engineered towel who only wants to get high.
Proper Condom Use
aired: Tue, Jul 31, 2001
In a time-honored tradition and right-of-passage, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey.
aired: Tue, Jul 24, 2001
Cartman inherits one million dollars and fulfills his dream of owning his own amusement park. When Kyle learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, he questions the existence of God and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where Cartman is happy.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
aired: Tue, Jul 17, 2001
When the boys discover Terrance and Philip have called it quits, they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo and recruit them for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
aired: Wed, Jul 4, 2001
To prove his transition into manhood, Cartman buys pubes from Scott Tenorman. The other boys inform Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own. When Scott won't give him his money back, Cartman goes medieval on him. Radiohead guest stars.
Super Best Friends
aired: Wed, Jun 27, 2001
Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader.
aired: Wed, Jun 20, 2001
Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay, the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new 'handi-capable' kid, Jimmy.
It Hits The Fan
aired: Tue, Jun 19, 2001
When a young boy makes the transition into manhood, he is blessed with certain physical attributes. In Cartman's case, he gets pubes.
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A Very Crappy Christmas
aired: Tue, Dec 19, 2000
Now that Mr. Hankey’s all tied up with the new wife and kids, it's up to the boys and a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season.
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
aired: Tue, Dec 12, 2000
When Kyle’s parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion and has them sent to the big house.
aired: Tue, Dec 5, 2000
Cartman’s family and friends hold an intervention to send him to Fat Camp, and Kenny gets reborn on TV.
aired: Tue, Nov 28, 2000
The citizens of South Park celebrate the holiday of Thanksgiving in their own unique way with music and shenanigans.
Helen Keller! the Musical
aired: Tue, Nov 21, 2000
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
aired: Tue, Nov 14, 2000
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids build a time machine out of Timmy’s wheelchair to travel back to a happier, easier school year.
aired: Tue, Nov 7, 2000
Satan is torn between two lovers: his new boyfriend, Chris, and his ex, Saddam Hussein; meanwhile, Cartman becomes an evangelist as he and the boys try to assure their places in heaven.
aired: Tue, Jul 25, 2000
While the boys race to make their first Confession and Holy Communion, Saddam Hussein returns to the underworld to rekindle his relationship with his former lover, Satan, the prince of darkness.
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
aired: Tue, Jul 18, 2000
Everyone in town is lining up to audition for a chance to be the 5th member in Cartman's new boy band.
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
aired: Tue, Jul 11, 2000
Chef’s passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the town; meanwhile, Wendy finds herself strangely attracted to Cartman.
Chef Goes Nanners
aired: Tue, Jul 4, 2000
Cartman holds Kyle's life in his kidneys and sets the price at a modest $1 million.
Cherokee Hair Tampons
aired: Tue, Jun 27, 2000
Cartman's newfound maturity forces him to seek out more mature friends on-line; meanwhile, Kenny actively tries to prevent his parent’s from having another welfare baby.
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
aired: Tue, Jun 20, 2000
South Park Classics presents a rendition of "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart.
aired: Wed, Apr 19, 2000
Timmy parlays his ADD handicap into a heavy metal rock band gig; meanwhile, the boys try to contract ADD, too, so they can get out of class.
aired: Tue, Apr 18, 2000
When a family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park, the ensuing media circus fame drives Kenny’s mom to plan a multiple birth of her own.
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
aired: Tue, Apr 11, 2000
Cartman masterminds a Tooth Fairy scam by appropriating teeth from less fortunate children.
The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
aired: Tue, Apr 4, 2000
Cartman gets himself sentenced to juvee hall, and without his weight to anchor the sled, the boys have no hope of winning the race against the girls.
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The Brown Noise
aired: Tue, Jan 11, 2000
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first worldwide recorder concert.
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
aired: Tue, Dec 28, 1999
Stan goes through a few rapidly wrong hormonal changes, and Jesus calls in for a miracle.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
aired: Tue, Nov 30, 1999
Classic hits from "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" album - featuring the boys and all of South Park's most joyful citizens.
The Red Badge of Gayness
aired: Tue, Nov 23, 1999
South Park's Civil War Reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'more Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand.
Starvin' Marvin in Space
aired: Wed, Nov 10, 1999
When Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park, the boys join him on a food gathering mission, pursued by the CIA, the Feed the Children Foundation and Sally Struthers.
Hooked On Monkey Fonics
aired: Wed, Oct 27, 1999
The boys compete against some home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
aired: Tue, Nov 2, 1999
South Park kids go crazy for Chinpokomon and suddenly find themselves fixated on Peal Harbor.
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
aired: Tue, Oct 26, 1999
Korn helps the boys defeat Pirate Ghosts and mean fifth graders in this haunting Halloween episode.
aired: Tue, Jul 27, 1999
While the rest of South Park awaits the meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny and Ike head into the wilderness on a Jewbilee.
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
aired: Tue, Jul 20, 1999
Stan must save Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party from the ATF, while the South Park dads experiment in the hot tub.
aired: Wed, Aug 13, 1997
While Shelly's babysitting Eric, a wild and unsupervised kitty party breaks out at the Cartman home.
Sexual Harassment Panda
aired: Wed, Aug 13, 1997
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Tweek Vs. Craig
aired: Wed, Jun 16, 1999
The boys coerce their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
aired: Tue, Jun 15, 1999
The boys discover two living prehistoric incredibly annoying Jakovasaurs at Stark's Pond.
aired: Tue, Apr 20, 1999
Chef finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they’ve lost their best friend.
aired: Tue, Apr 13, 1999
Citizens of South Park start exploding at random, and Cartman gets crucified.
aired: Tue, Apr 6, 1999
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
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Prehistoric Ice Man
aired: Tue, Jan 19, 1999
Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.
aired: Tue, Dec 15, 1998
Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action.
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
aired: Tue, Dec 8, 1998
Stan’s parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman’s Grandma’s house, but Stan joins the boys anyway.
aired: Tue, Oct 27, 1998
Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartman’s and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store."
aired: Tue, Oct 6, 1998
Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
aired: Tue, Sep 29, 1998
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
aired: Tue, Sep 22, 1998
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
aired: Tue, Sep 1, 1998
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.
aired: Tue, Aug 25, 1998
Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy" and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile, Kenny's mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
aired: Tue, Aug 18, 1998
A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call "Mr. Hankey". Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.
aired: Tue, Jun 23, 1998
Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr.Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.
City On the Edge of Forever
aired: Tue, Jun 16, 1998
While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
aired: Tue, Jun 9, 1998
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
Conjoined Fetus Lady
aired: Tue, Jun 2, 1998
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.
aired: Tue, May 26, 1998
Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
Ike’s Wee Wee
aired: Tue, May 19, 1998
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
aired: Tue, Apr 21, 1998
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric’s chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric’s background, who is his father? Where does he come from?
Not Without My Anus
aired: Tue, Mar 31, 1998
The show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool’s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."
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Cartman’s Mom Is a Dirty Slut
aired: Tue, Feb 24, 1998
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.
aired: Tue, Feb 17, 1998
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction. Guest Star - Mecha Striesand as Himself.