South Park
In South Park , Colorado, we follow the adventures of four foul-mouthed fourth-graders: Eric Cartman, the rude, obnoxious, sadistic, racist, fat kid; Stan Marsh, a quiet kid with a huge crush on Wendy Testaberger (though he usually vomits whenever he talks to her); Kyle Brofloski, the religious kid who Cartman picks on for being Jewish; and Kenny, the orange parka-hooded kid who dies every episode. Of course, most days in South Park are characterized by strange ocurrences, such as aliens planting a chip in Cartman's anus or Michael Jackson himself moving into the neighborhood, but audiences wouldn't have it any other way. Starring: Matt Stone as Kyle/Kenny; Trey Parker as Stan/Cartman/Mr. Garrison/Timmy; Mary Kay Bergman as Principal Victoria/Liane/Sharon/Sheila/Nurse Gollum; and Isaac Hayes as Chef.
Genre: Animation, Comedy
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Episode 17
Red Sleigh Down
aired: Tue, Nov 26, 2002
Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
Episode 16
My Future Self 'n' Me
aired: Tue, Nov 19, 2002
When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.
Episode 15
The Biggest Douche in the...
aired: Wed, Nov 13, 2002
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
Episode 14
Death Camp of Tolerance
aired: Wed, Nov 6, 2002
The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.
Episode 13
The Return of the Fellowship of...
aired: Tue, Nov 12, 2002
The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.
Episode 12
A Ladder to Heaven
aired: Tue, Jul 23, 2002
Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.
Episode 11
Child Abduction is Not Funny
aired: Tue, Jul 16, 2002
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Episode 10
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
aired: Tue, Jul 9, 2002
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her new little breasts inspire a primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.
Episode 9
Free Hat
aired: Tue, Jul 2, 2002
When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors".
Episode 8
Red Hot Catholic Love
aired: Wed, Jun 26, 2002
A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican.
Episode 7
The Simpsons Already Did It
aired: Tue, Jun 25, 2002
Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons".
Episode 6
Professor Chaos
aired: Tue, Apr 9, 2002
The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
Episode 5
Fun with Veal
aired: Tue, Apr 2, 2002
Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from little baby calves.
Episode 4
The New Terrance and Phillip...
aired: Tue, Mar 26, 2002
All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
Episode 3
Asspen
aired: Tue, Mar 19, 2002
While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.
Episode 2
Jared Has Aides
aired: Tue, Mar 12, 2002
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
Episode 1
Freak Strike
aired: Tue, Mar 5, 2002
When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.
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