Newlyweds: Nick And Jesicca
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Episode 310
Newlyweds Series Finale
aired: Wed, Mar 30, 2005
The air is filled with mixed emotions as Jessica and Nick pack their bags and get read to move into a new house. America's favorite couple takes a trip down memory lane and is reminded of the ups and downs of newlywed life. Jess had no idea she was marrying a sports fanatic and Nick didn't realize how serious Jessica's shopping habit was. Despite their differences the love they have for one another has only made them grow stronger and closer as a couple. The day has finally come and it is now time for them to take the next step in their life or will memory lane lead them to second thoughts? All the sentimental talk gets to them and Nick and Jess decide to stay in the house where they started their "Newlyweds" adventure.
Episode 309
The Valentine's Day Budget
aired: Wed, Mar 23, 2005
Love is in the air and Valentine's Day is only a couple days away. Nick and Jess discuss putting a limit on the amount of money they spend on each other this year. Nick suggests a five-dollar limit but Jessica protests that she is worth at least 20. Nick agrees and the two go their separate ways and start shopping. Nick comes in under at 16 dollars, while Jess' final tally of 90 dollars puts her way over the limit. Surprise, surprise. The two come home and begin making each other Valentine's cards. When they go out to dinner, Jess forces Nick to wear the card she made him as proof of his love. When they get home from the restaurant Nick surprises Jess with one last gift. He has managed to find the tape of them the day he proposed to Jess. To end the evening on a romantic note, Nick lifts Jess over his shoulder and carries her to the bedroom.
Episode 308
Newlyweds Together Again
aired: Wed, Mar 16, 2005
These two love birds can't bear to be apart any longer. Nick heads off to Louisiana to be closer to Jessica in hopes that they will be able to spend more time with each other. Jessica is nonstop, putting the finishing touches on her first Hollywood film, Dukes of Hazard and completing a new photo shoot for her beauty line. Nick is working hard on recording in the studio. Jessica longing sleep and Nick yearning for his wife leaves a tough decision for Jessica. Will it be quality alone time or sleep?
Episode 307
Boys Weekend in Cabo
aired: Wed, Mar 9, 2005
While Jessica is busy on the movie set, Nick invites a group of his friends down to Cabo for a guys-only weekend. The first night they prepare a huge barbecue complete with copious amounts of alcohol, and two of the guys let Drew give them Mohawks. The next few days, they find themselves on both a fishing trip and on a Baja race track, but neither event is without incident. Before their fishing boat can leave, they are stopped by some mysterious gun-toting military men, who make them fill out fishing licenses. A day later, on the race track, one of the boys gets into an accident, totaling a Baja car and costing the group $10,000 in damages. Meanwhile, Jessica films some new scenes for her movie, and begins to miss Nick.
Episode 306
The Orange Bowl
aired: Wed, Mar 2, 2005
Even the best laid plans can go awry-as we see when Nick and Jessica head to Miami for the Orange Bowl. Nick keeps calling to make sure they have a suite reserved to watch the game in. After a week of hitting dead ends, he finds out they'll need to share with Ashlee.
Episode 305
New Year's Eve
aired: Wed, Feb 23, 2005
With New Year's Eve right around the corner, Jessica comes home from filming in Louisiana to ring in 2005 with Nick and some good friends. They decide to jet to Miami, but before they do, Nick asks Jessica if she wants to go out to eat. Jessica replies that not only does she want to go out to eat, she wants to go on a date. At the restaurant Jessica orders chicken with macaroni and cheese, a special treat for her since she has been on a strict diet for the past few months.
Episode 304
The Dukes of Hazzard
aired: Wed, Feb 16, 2005
What better way to kick off the holiday season than...work? As Christmas draws near, Jessica is off to Baton Rouge to begin filming for The Dukes of Hazzard, in which she plays Daisy Duke. Despite Nick's warning that it is well past time to leave for the airport, Jessica continues to rummage through her humongous closet. When she finally gets in the car she asks Nick to grab her perfume. Nick fails to locate it, and Jessica must head to the airport without it.
Episode 303
Training Daisy
aired: Wed, Feb 9, 2005
It's all fun and games until someone poops on the carpet. After six months of living with the newlyweds, Daisy is as disobedient as ever. Jessica continues to feed her leftover scraps, leaving Nick to clean up the mess.
Episode 302
Jess Gets a Root Canal
aired: Wed, Feb 2, 2005
A toothache forces Jessica to face her fear of the dentist. She hates teeth and admits to rarely flossing. Her poor dental hygiene leaves her in need of a root canal. The dentist does some preliminary work. After the appointment, Jessica ignores the doctor's orders and heads straight for the sweets.
Episode 301
Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary
aired: Wed, Jan 26, 2005
It's the night before their two year anniversary, and Nick and Jessica are in a limo on their way home, discussing presents. Nick says that Jessica is hard to buy for and complains that she never wears the jewelry he gets her for more than a few months. Jessica insists that he's wrong.
Episode 220
The Newlyweds
aired: Wed, Aug 18, 2004
Jessica has lunch with her two favorite girls, Casey and Lea, and discusses that last minute chores she must finish before she heads out to start her tour. The time has finally come. Jessica Simpson will have her very own national tour and it's gonna start in New Orleans. There is much preparation to do and Jessica isn't feeling well so the next couple days are gonna be hard but worth the work. After lunch Lea and Jess head to the studio to practice some of the dance moves Jess will be doing on stage. Jess doesn't pick them up quickly and yawns her way through the rehearsal. Finally the girls quit and head home to finish some last minute packing before Jess heads to the airport.
Episode 219
Nick's Lawn
aired: Wed, Aug 11, 2004
Another glimpse into the life of Newlyweds starts off with Jessica and Casey trying to successfully kill a spider. After screaming and pointing at it, Casey finally kills it with her shoe. Nick looks on in disbelief as Casey shoves the flattened spider in Jessica's face. After the spider is disposed of, Jessica continues packing for her trip to Florida, while Nick and Drew work on the best way to put grass on Nick's desert like lawn.
Episode 218
The Traveling Newlyweds
aired: Wed, Aug 4, 2004
Another glimpse into the life of the most famous pair of Newlyweds starts off with Nick, Jessica and Casey sitting around and discussing their plans for the next few days. Jess and Casey are set to jump from plane to plane all across America, while Nick and Drew head to Fiji for the Kelly Slater Surf Invitational.
Episode 217
Nick and Joe
aired: Wed, Jul 28, 2004
With all the stress of their glamorous lives in the Hollywood hills, it seems like our Newlyweds may be ready for a vacation. "Jess, lets go!" yells Nick as he tries to get Jess outta the house. These two, Casey, Joe (Jess's Dad), Ashlee, and the rest of their entourage are headed out to Cabo San Lucas for a little r&r while Jess goes on a cover shoot for Elle, her favorite magazine.
Episode 216
The Kentucky Derby
aired: Wed, Jul 21, 2004
It's starting to seem like la casa de Nick and Jess might be haunted by some creepy animals. First it was the attack of the bees, then the dying birds, and now it's turds, huge huge turds that must be coming from some very large animals. "Come look at this turd," Nick calls to Drew, as the guys try to decipher the poop and figure out what kind of animal could have laid a thing that large.
Episode 215
Newlyweds Baby
aired: Wed, Jul 14, 2004
There seems to be one question on everybody's minds: "Are Jessica and Nick going to have a baby?" Nick and Jess can't get away from the press' prying as a montage of scenes of them at different interviews and photo shoots dodging the infamous question plays out. It's even the topic of choice while Nick, Jessica, Drew and Lea are having dinner with Nick and Drew's parents. So to put the issue to rest, there will be no little Nicks or Jessicas running around anytime soon. Instead, they discuss adopting one: Nick doesn't think that adopting a kid before having one of your own is a good idea, but Jess doesn't understand his logic. The bottom, bottom line? No kids just yet for the newlyweds.
Episode 214
Eye Surgery
aired: Wed, Jul 7, 2004
For people in such good shape, Nick and Jessica always seem to be eating! Another episode of Newlyweds opens with America's favorite revamped version of Three's Company (Nick, Jessica and Casey) eating dinner at a restaurant, while discussing their ever-looming bad eyesight. In what seems like just an innocent conversation about "seeing halos," the idea of eye surgery is, well, put on the table. Casey does not seem to be a fan, and who can blame her when she puts it this way: "Nobody wants to screw up their eyeballs...you need to see with those." Point taken, but Lasik appointments for her and Jess are made regardless.
Episode 213
Celebrity Issues
aired: Wed, Jun 30, 2004
What comes with the celebrity status of fame and fortune? Attention...lots of it, and Jessica and Nick are starting to realize this may not be the life they bargained for. An ordinary shopping trip turns into a paparazzi frenzy for Jessica and Casey, as the girls get cornered into one boutique. They eventually escape out the back door, but even this doesn't stop the unabashed cameramen from chasing the girls down the street in an attempt to snag a good shot.
Episode 212
Mismatched Threesome
aired: Wed, Jun 23, 2004
As Casey settles in with Nick and Jess and makes herself at home, it seems like this mismatched threesome may be headed for disaster. Casey has reached the point of unabashed honesty with them, and even admits that she hears the couple having sex. "What would y'all do without me?" Casey asks gleefully.
Episode 211
Casey Moves In
aired: Wed, Jun 16, 2004
Does anyone know a good maid service? That's the question Jessica asks everyone throughout this episode. Jessica and Nick kick off brand new episodes, but this time America's endearing twosome are now an uneven threesome. Casey, Jessica's best friend and newly hired personal assistant, is staying with them until she finds her own place. It's easy to see how Casey and Jessica get along so well. Nick puts it best when he says, "It's like having two Jessicas!" Both giggle a lot and say things that could make any scholar cringe...just ask Casey what exactly that tequila slogan is to see how.
Episode 210
Valentine's Day
aired: Wed, Mar 24, 2004
Valentine's Day is a day for couples to share their love and appreciation for each other. However, for Jessica Simpson, Valentine's Day is just another occasion to spend a lot of money.
Episode 209
The Newlyweds Vacation
aired: Wed, Mar 17, 2004
Nick and Jess are at it again and this time they're headed to the slopes. As soon as they get there, Jess starts complaining that it's freezing. She sucks it up, though, and heads out to try some snowboarding with her hubby. Surprisingly, the normally whiney Jessica gives it a fair shot and, even though she keeps landing on her butt, she keeps trying. After a little while, Jess decides her butt is way to numb and calls it quits.
Episode 208
Puppy Maddness
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2004
It's a dog eat dog world in the land of Nick and Jessica. While Jessica looks up types of pet dogs and their prices, Nick makes himself a sandwich on moldy bread. This may be the first time Jessica has done research while Nick doesn't pay attention.
Episode 207
Jessica's 'Dessert'
aired: Wed, Mar 3, 2004
"A-E-I-O-U!" That was Jessica's response in seventh grade history class when her teacher asked what the continents were. Jessica's come a long way since then.
Episode 206
A Newlyweds Christmas
aired: Wed, Feb 25, 2004
It's the most wonderful time of the year. However, it all starts with a tiff between the two lovebirds. As Jessica fiddles with her broken phone, her hubby plays a Christmas tune for her that he has recently recorded. Jessica laughs and says she doesn't like it, which hurts Nick's feelings.
Episode 205
The Duet
aired: Wed, Feb 18, 2004
Jessica and Nick are planning to record a few duet cover songs. As Jessica reviews different tunes from the '80s and '90s, she realizes that she recognizes many of the songs, but not the artists. Jessica does't know The Commodores or Carole King, and admits to mixing up Billy Joel and Billy Idol. She finally decides on "Take My Breath Away."
Episode 204
The French Language
aired: Wed, Feb 11, 2004
Jessica and Nick are taking part in a skit for VH1 and Jessica is a bit nervous because she has twice as many lines as Nick and can't pronounce most of them. Some of the words are French which would explain the difficulty, but the other words are in English...and she still has trouble. When Jessica gets to the shoot she begins to read over the script with her mother. She muddles through 'Au Revior,' the French word for goodbye, and then moves to her native language. Words like 'minions,' 'lair,' 'dissemination,' and 'subsequent' give her a lot of trouble. But she is a pop star and has more important things to think about then how to say dissemination! The shoot goes well despite the language barrier and the couple head off to another shoot.
Episode 203
The Newlyweds Shop
aired: Wed, Feb 4, 2004
Although the newlywed's house is being plagued by massive amounts of crows, Jessica still makes it out of the house to go on a shopping spree with her mother. While Jessica and her mother bond over tube tops and 'favorite panties,' Nick stays back at the house to wait for his toys.
Episode 202
Nick's 30th B-Day
aired: Wed, Jan 28, 2004
Jessica has to leave her hubby once again to help promote her new album. This time she'll be hitting up a New York radio station. What will Nick do while she's gone? Picking his ass, he says, is tops on his agenda.
Episode 201
The Anniversary
aired: Wed, Jan 21, 2004
Nick and Jessica are back again for another year of wedded bliss, quirky comments and Nick's romantic endeavors. Season two of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica starts out with a slight glitch in their one-year anniversary plans. Jessica pouts as she tells her hubby that they will be in Atlantic City, NJ for one of her performances on the very day that marks one year of commitment.
Episode 10
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aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2003
On the season finale, Nick is tired of eating out every night and pleads with Jessica to make a home-cooked meal. Jessica agrees to prepare a romantic dinner but only after her manicure and pedicure (that must help with the cooking process)! When Jessica gets home from the grocery store at nine o'clock, she apologizes for her delay saying, "I didn't know that my manicure was going to run so long." Unfortunately, she can't make dinner in time for the movie that they are suppose to see with Drew and Lea. Nick tries to calm down Jessica by telling her she can just make dinner the following night instead. When Nick calls Drew and Lea they have already eaten and are ready for the movies. Jessica pouts, "Lea has dinner on the table and I have dinner in grocery sacks."
Episode 9
Jessica's Birthday
aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2003
Jessica is turning the big 2-3! She goes to her favorite restaurant with Lea and they decide that her party theme will be the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Jessica doesn't know if she has ever seen the movie and is a little confused about how the Mad Hatter fits into Alice in Wonderland. Not surprising.
Episode 8
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aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2003
Jessica and Nick are embarking on critical phases of their careers: shooting their new videos. Nick is first and this video is extra important for him because it is his first as a solo artist. Laser lights, a shirtless Nick and hot dancers all add up to a hot video, or so Nick thinks (more on that later). Halfway through the shoot, Jessica shows up to help support her hubby with a bottle of champagne and the cast and crew celebrate Nick's new video.
Episode 7
Newlyweds Decorate
aired: Fri, Jul 16, 2010
Jessica has just about had it with the state of their house. Nick and Jess have been so busy with work that they haven't had time to decorate. Jessica thinks it will take a couple of years for them to get the house together but if they hire a designer it will be done in six months. Now the only question is, will Nick let Jess hire a designer?
Episode 6
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aired: Tue, Sep 23, 2003
Nick and Jessica's careers are shifting into high gear and that means less time for them to spend together. Jessica is on her way to Orlando to sing at a Fourth of July event and Nick is going to meet up with her there. "This is the beginning of some long separations for the two of us," says Jess.
Episode 5
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aired: Tue, Sep 16, 2003
It's all about respect, relief and reckless guys on senior scooters. From the roller coaster of celebrity to the thrills of the amusement park, Nick and Jessica strap themselves in for a wild ride.
Episode 4
Newlyweds Go Golfing
aired: Tue, Sep 9, 2003
On this episode of the Newlyweds , Nick is scheduled to go to the Playboy mansion for an interview and a Spike TV party. Nick doesn't tell Jessica that he is planning on going but she eventually finds out and is she not pleased. "I don't really like the fact that you're going to be going to the Playboy mansion. I mean, why would I be excited about that?" Nick is left in the Jacuzzi, by himself, to reflect. Will he choose to make his wife happy and stay home or will he party like a rock star with hot half-naked chicks? I wonder...
Episode 3
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aired: Tue, Sep 2, 2003
On this episode of the Newlyweds , Nick is determined to broaden Jessica's horizons by taking her on a camping trip. Yes, this newlywed couple is off to the mountain for some driving, camping and hiking adventures. Jessica is all for it until Nick mutters one little word, bears! Nick was just trying to explain the concept of a bear bin...but all Jessica could ask was, "There really are bears?" Yes, Jess, there really are bears.
Episode 2
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aired: Tue, Aug 26, 2003
This episode tests the trust level between Nick and Jessica. When Nick decides he needs some "sexy" women for his new video and live show, his old lady gets a little jealous. Jessica says that she trusts her hubby, "but I just don't trust the girls!" She claims it to be a natural jealousy. "People just adore him!" Are we in middle school here, Jessica? He's got the ring on the finger, so no worries. Still, Jessica feels the need to make a pit stop at Nick's auditions to keep an eye on those dancers. "All right hoochie mamas, bring it on!" She's just worried about the things some of these girls will do to get the job.
Episode 1
Chicken by the Sea
aired: Tue, Aug 19, 2003
"With this ring, I thee wed!" Ahh, the joys of marriage. This first episode introduces us to newlyweds Nick and Jessica. The dynamic duo dated for three years, split up for five months, then rekindled the relationship realizing that they were meant for each other. So all is well in the wonderful world of marriage, but will it stay this way?
