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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide


Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Genre: Children, Comedy, Drama, Family

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    • Episode 21

      21. Field Trips/Permission Slips/Signs/Weasels

      aired: Thu, Jun 7, 2007

      Ned's Declassified is busting out of school and going on a Field Trip. Ned just wants to hang with the girl of his dreams. The only problem is he doesn't know if the girl is Suzie or Moze.

    • Episode 20

      Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else

      aired: Fri, Jun 1, 2007

      Ned becomes a geek in order to pass three big tests given on the same day.Ned realizes he likes Moze. Moze finally decides between Ned and Faymen.

    • Episode 19

      Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels part 1

      aired: Fri, May 11, 2007

      Ned gets an itch he can't scratch. Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up.Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair.

    • Episode 18

      Spring Fever/ School Newspaper

      aired: Fri, May 4, 2007

      Ned gets Spring Fever and tries to break out of school. Ned and Moze try to get a juicy news story as they investigate a school scandal.

    • Episode 17

      17. Money/Parties

      aired: Wed, Apr 11, 2007

      Ned, Moze and Cookie try to raise money to go to a rock concert.Ned takes Missy to a party and tries to dump her when Suzie arrives. Moze tries to kiss Ned and Cookie sneaks into the party dressed as girl.

    • Episode 16

      16. Making New Friends/Positives & Negative

      aired: Sun, Apr 8, 2007

      Ned tries to be friends with Faymen. Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel.Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school. Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark.

    • Episode 15

      15. Fundraising/Competition

      aired: Fri, Mar 9, 2007

      Ned and Cookie try to raise the money for the school but keep getting more in debt and Moze can't sell her last candy bar.Ned is in a major Social Studies class competition. Moze thinks she lost her competitive edge.

    • Episode 14

      14. Getting Organized/Extra Credit

      aired: Fri, Feb 23, 2007

      Ned tries to get his brain organized. Moze and Cookie organizes the students against Vice Principal Crubbs.Ned tries to use the same extra credit project for 4 different classes.

    • Episode 13

      Cellphones/ Woodshop

      aired: Fri, Feb 16, 2007

      Ned messes up his relationship with Suzie after he calls her. Cookie tries to win a car on a radio contest.Ned thinks he may like Moze. Moze works on a secret project while Cookie battles an evil power saw.

    • Episode 12

      Boys/Girls

      aired: Fri, Feb 9, 2007

      Ned's bummed Suzie moved away and stops writing the Guide and Cookie tries to cheer him up. Moze teaches nerdy girls about boys.Ned tries to find a new girlfriend with Moze's help and Cookie goes undercover dressed as girl.

    • Episode 11

      11. Hallways/Friends Moving

      aired: Fri, Feb 2, 2007

      Ned becomes Hall Monitor. Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report./Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away.

    • Episode 10

      10. Volunteering/The Library

      aired: Fri, Jan 26, 2007

      Ned volunteers at a nursing home. Moze and Loomer try to fix up the school. Cookie works at the school store with Evelyn.Ned and Cookie try and bust Loomer and his book stealing ring.

    • Episode 9

      revenge and school record

      aired: Sun, Jan 14, 2007

      Ned becomes "The Revenger!" Moze tries stop a new team mate from ruining the volleyball team. Ned finds out his bad "permanent record" will follow him to high school.

    • Episode 8

      Dismissal & School Plays

      aired: Sat, Oct 21, 2006

      Suzie moves into Ned's locker. Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy. Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.

    • Episode 7

      The Bus and Bad Hair Hair Days

      aired: Sat, Nov 25, 2006

      Ned has to get to school before Suzie finds an embarrassing love note. Moze tries to sit next to her new crush, Faymen. Cookie misses the bus./Ned tries to sneak out of school to get a hair cut.

    • Episode 6

      Social Studies and Embarrassment

      aired: Sat, Nov 11, 2006

      Ned picks Suzie as his Social Studies partner and Moze is jealous. Cookie is stuck teaming up with crazy Evelyn.Ned is embarrassed after he farts in class. Moze is too embarrassed to talk to her new crush.

    • Episode 5

      Art Class and Lost & Found

      aired: Sat, Oct 28, 2006

      Ned, Moze and Cookie sorta, kinda, accidentally kill Principal Pal.It's the spookiest Ned's ever. Ned is a vampire, Moze is a ghost and Cookie is a werewolf.

    • Episode 4

      Guide to: Dismissal and The School Play

      aired: Sat, Nov 4, 2006

      Ned accidentally draws a picture of a naked lady./Ned and Mose battle over a pair of expensive sneakers they spot in the Lost & Found.

    • Episode 3

      Season 3 Episode 3

      aired: Sat, Oct 14, 2006

      Ned and Cookie try everything to become more popular./Ned is stressed because Suzie has a new boyfriend.

    • Episode 2

      Reading and Principals

      aired: Sat, Sep 30, 2006

      Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments. Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it./Principal Pal is retiring. It's up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replace, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

    • Episode 1

      Guide to: A New Grade and Dodgeball

      aired: Sat, Sep 23, 2006

      Ned becomes the new class bully./Ned must battle Loomer in dodgeball.

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    • Episode 19

      Failing and Tutors

      aired: Fri, Jun 2, 2006

      For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman./Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about "the kiss".

    • Episode 18

      Class Clown and Music Class

      aired: Fri, May 12, 2006

      Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade./Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school.

    • Episode 17

      Notebooks/Math

      aired: Fri, Apr 28, 2006

      Ned tries to win "Best Smile" in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever./Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned wants to be anything but.

    • Episode 16

      School Clubs/Video Projects

      aired: Fri, May 19, 2006

      Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon./ While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa.

    • Episode 15

      Spirit Week and Clothes

      aired: Fri, Mar 24, 2006

      Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. /When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.

    • Episode 14

      Secrets and Car Wash

      aired: Fri, Apr 7, 2006

      Ned and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent./Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie.

    • Episode 13

      April Fool's Day and Excuses

      aired: Fri, Apr 14, 2006

      Ned gets in an all out battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. /Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates a uni-sex school uniform that will end fashion as we know it.

    • Episode 12

      Asking Someone Out and Recycling

      aired: Fri, Mar 3, 2006

      Ned sends out "ambassadors" to find out if Suzie Crabgrass will go on a date with him. Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy/Ned, Moze, Cookie, and entire school body compete to collect the most recyclables to win a new Mountain bike.

    • Episode 11

      Nicknames and Shyness

      aired: Fri, Feb 24, 2006

      Tired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick/Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness.

    • Episode 10

      School Websites and Valentine's Day

      aired: Fri, Jan 20, 2006

      Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher. Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub.

    • Episode 9

      Substitute Teachers and The New Kid

      aired: Fri, Jan 13, 2006

      Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out on a date. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours.The gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.

    • Episode 8

      Dares and Bad Habits

      aired: Fri, Nov 18, 2005

      When Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.

    • Episode 7

      Upperclassmen and Gross Biology Dissection

      aired: Fri, Nov 4, 2005

      Ned, Cookie, and Moze become prime suspects in an electric sander incident./Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.

    • Episode 6

      Your Body and Procrastination

      aired: Fri, Nov 11, 2005

      Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger./Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.

    • Episode 5

      Mondays and Vice Principals

      aired: Fri, Feb 10, 2006

      Ned gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie.The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things.

    • Episode 4

      Notebooks and Math

      aired: Fri, Oct 21, 2005

      Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook."/Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class.

    • Episode 3

      Guide to: School Clubs & Video Projects

      aired: Fri, Oct 14, 2005

      Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club./Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project.

    • Episode 2

      Pep Rallies/Lunch

      aired: Fri, Oct 7, 2005

      Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class./ Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch.

    • Episode 1

      New Semester and Electives

      aired: Fri, Sep 30, 2005

      Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."

  • Watch Ned's Declassified School S... Season 1

    • Episode 13

      Season 1 Episode 13

      aired: Fri, Feb 18, 2005

      Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out. Gordy helps Cookie create a new evacuation plan while Moze faces an emergency pimple. / Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.

    • Episode 12

      Guide to: Cheaters and Bullies

      aired: Fri, Feb 11, 2005

      Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating. / Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them. Moze and Claire search for the perfect teacher to sponsor peer mediation.

    • Episode 11

      Guide to: Day Dreaming and Gym

      aired: Fri, Feb 4, 2005

      Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends. / Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.

    • Episode 10

      Guide to: Notes & Best Friends

      aired: Sat, Jan 8, 2005

      Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work. / Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.

    • Episode 9

      Season 1 Episode 9

      aired: Sat, Jan 1, 2005

      Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down. Ned and Moze must disguise themselves to get in the lab after Mr. Kwest bans them. / Ned's old backpack is falling apart, Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation with his new Velcro body pack.

    • Episode 8

      Season 1 Episode 8

      aired: Sat, Nov 27, 2004

      Ned is nominated for President against his will. Moze helps Ned realize why he would be a good president. Cookie uses new technology to poll the student body. / Ned, Moze and Cookie create a secret "Talentpalooza" to combat a boring talent show.

    • Episode 7

      Guide to: Rumors and Photo Day

      aired: Sat, Nov 6, 2004

      A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating. Cookie assembles a team to prove the rumor of the legendary "atomic flush." / Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo. Cookie hatches a plan to take his best photo ever.

    • Episode 6

      Guide to: Sick Days and Spelling Bees

      aired: Sat, Oct 16, 2004

      Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school. Moze is nervous about giving a speech. Cookie tries to sustain his perfect attendance record. / Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee. Moze is stuck next to repugnant teacher Mr. Gross.

    • Episode 5

      Guide to: Crushes and Dances

      aired: Sat, Oct 9, 2004

      Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush. Cookie develops a perfect match program. Coconut Head follows Moze. / Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass. Cookie hatches a scheme to dance with a super model. Gordy stalks the weasel.

    • Episode 4

      Guide to: Seating and Tryouts

      aired: Sat, Oct 2, 2004

      Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom. Moze's seating change affects her education. Cookie plots to make the biggest bounce in school bus history. / Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition. Cookie tries to cheer them up by making the cheerleading squad.

    • Episode 3

      Guide to: Teachers and Detentions

      aired: Sat, Sep 25, 2004

      Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer. Cookie's trapped in the girl's bathroom and must be rescued. / Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips. Bully Loomer kidnaps Ned and Cookie's baby.

    • Episode 2

      Guide to: Bathrooms and Project Partners

      aired: Sat, Sep 18, 2004

      Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney. Moze's math class goes wild when they get a student teacher. Cookie's affection for Spanish teacher Ms. Enstile is a problema grande. / Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.

    • Episode 1

      Guide to: The First Day and Lockers

      aired: Sat, Sep 11, 2004

      Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide. Ned and Cookie's schedule separates them from Moze and they scheme to reunite with her. / Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor. Moze decorates her locker to attract new friends. Cookie has trouble getting to class on time because of his "locker at the end of the universe."