Married ... with Children
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Episode 26
Radio Free Trumaine
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Bud's chance at a steady girlfriend is jeopardized by the hosts of a popular college radio show. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 25
My Favorite Married...
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al and Kelly make an award-winning movie about shoes. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 24
Pump Fiction
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al's fraudulent lawsuit against the mall is jeopardized by his desire to win a bowling championship. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 23
User Friendly
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Bud volunteers for a computer sex experiment. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 22
And Bingo Was Her Game-O
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Kelly discovers she has a wealthy, but young, secret admirer. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 21
Something Larry This Way Comes
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Peggy is invited to play in a big bingo tournament; Al and his friends set out to choose "No Ma'am's" new official beer. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 20
Ship Happens: Part 2
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
After the sinking of their cruise ship, the Bundys and D'Arcys are left to fend for themselves at sea. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 18
25 Years and What Do You Get?
aired: Fri, Jul 31, 2009
Al and Peggy plans and good intentions or their 25th wedding anniversary are upset. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 17
Get the Dodge Outta Hell
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al's Dodge goes into the car wash, but doesn't come out. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 16
Best of Bundy
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al goes out of his way to help Kelly and meet his TV idol, Larry Storch. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 15
Kelly Takes a Shot
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Bud helps Kelly with a commercial audition to prove himself to Marcy's niece. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 14
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
The "NO MA'AM" men take their Psycho Dad protest to Washington, D.C. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 13
I Want My Psycho Dad: Second Blood: Part 2
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al protests the cancellation of his favorite TV show. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 12
I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 1
aired: Fri, Jul 31, 2009
Al and his friends are forced to take their wives to a strip club. Original Release Year: 1995
Episode 11
A Man for No Seasons
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al and his friends decide to remedy the professional baseball strike themselves. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 10
Dud Bowl
aired: Sun, Aug 9, 2009
Al reunites his old high school football team to play the championship game that never was. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 9
No Pot to Pease In
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
The Bundys and D'Arcys discover a new TV show modeled after their lives. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 8
Sleepless in Chicago
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al must sleep with Marcy so that Jefferson can cash in her valuable Barbie doll. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 7
Dial B for Virgin
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Bud is tapped to run a phone hot line for virgins. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 6
Business Still Sucks: Part 2
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al's battle against breastfeeding lands him in trouble with the store's owner. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 5
Business Sucks: Part 1
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al refuses to allow breast feeding in the shoe store. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 4
Naughty But Niece
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Bud is distracted by Marcy's sexy niece. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 3
Kelly Breaks Out
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Learning that "The Avengers" episode they wanted isn't available, Al and Jefferson happily settle for "The Three Stooges" instead. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 2
Driving Mr. Boondy
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al must brave the department of motor vehicles to renew his driver's license, but discovers that his fate lies in Bud's hands. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 1
Shoeway to Heaven
aired: Wed, Aug 19, 2009
Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs. Original Release Year: 1994
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Episode 26
Kelly Knows Something
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
A football star's romance with Kelly jeopardizes Jefferson's lifesaving wager on a big game. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 25
Al Goes Deep
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al becomes an environmental hero and celebrity. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 24
Assault and Batteries
aired: Sun, May 8, 1994
Household chores threaten Al's chance to see a favorite old movie. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 23
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
aired: Sat, Dec 31, 2011
After their television breaks down and Al finds a way to win a large sum of money to buy a replacement, he auditions to be a contestant on a new sports trivia game show. However, after he is turned down because he lacks personality, he enlists Kelly to take his place. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 22
Ride Scare
aired: Sun, Apr 24, 1994
To win a contest, Peggy must persuade Al to come home from work to engage in some afternoon hanky-panky. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 21
Nooner or Later
aired: Thu, Feb 10, 1994
When Al's sarcasm costs him his prized parking space, he turns to a manly hero for advice. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 20
The D'arcy Files
aired: Sat, Dec 31, 2011
Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 19
Field of Screams
aired: Sun, Feb 27, 1994
Al fights to keep an auto factory from replacing his high school football field. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 18
Get Outta Dodge
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
When Bud discovers a long-lost Valentine's card a girlfriend had sent him a year ago, he goes on a mission to find his "lost love." Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 17
Valentine's Day Massacre
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
When Al's old Dodge approaches the one million mark, the manufacturer offers to highlight it in a commercial--in exchange for a brand new sports car. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 16
How Green Was My Apple
aired: Sun, Feb 6, 1994
The Bundy's and the D'Arcys go to war over a property line dispute. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 15
Honey, I Blew Up Myself
aired: Sun, Jan 23, 1994
Kelly's boyfriend accidentally destroys Peggy's sofa. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 14
Sofa So Good
aired: Sat, Dec 31, 2011
Peggy's birthday gift for Al causes quite a stir at the mall. Original Release Year: 1994
Episode 13
The Worst Noel
aired: Sun, Dec 19, 1993
Al misses the D'Arcy's annual Christmas party, unaware that he wasn't invited. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 12
A Little off the Top
aired: Sun, Dec 12, 1993
Al is accidentally circumcised. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 11
Change for a Buck
aired: Sun, Nov 28, 1993
Feeling disenchanted and ignored, Buck runs away. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 10
Dances with Weezy
aired: Sun, Nov 21, 1993
Al and Jefferson avoid a theater event in order to go to a sports bar. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 9
No Ma'am
aired: Sun, Nov 14, 1993
Al and his friends fight back against women's liberation. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 8
Scared Single
aired: Sun, Nov 7, 1993
Al tries to counsel a new employee against marriage. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 7
Take My Wife, Please
aired: Sun, Oct 24, 1993
On Halloween, Al is left to face Death as Peggy and the kids are recruited to fill in for the Village People. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 6
No Chicken, No Check
aired: Sun, Oct 10, 1993
Al quits lending his car to Kelly and Bud, who take matters into their own hands and purchase one to share. But when both make plans for the drive-in, they are forced to double date, with each trying to get the other out of the car. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 5
Banking on Marcy
aired: Sun, Oct 3, 1993
When Marcy's superiors at the bank ask her to deliver bad news at a shareholder's meeting, she calls a radio therapist who suggests she focus on sex to overcome her fear of speaking in public -- advice that leads to disastrous results. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 4
Luck of the Bundys
aired: Sun, Sep 26, 1993
Peg checks Al's horoscope and insists he's due for a stroke of good luck. But when good things actually start happening, Al gets a shrinking feeling that his luck won't last. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 3
Proud to Be Your Bud?
aired: Sun, Sep 19, 1993
Bud's latest attempts to impress women fail miserably, causing him such embarrassment that he confines himself to the basement. But when his "cool" alter ego appears, Bud learns the secrets of gaining adoration. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 2
Hood 'n the Boyz
aired: Sun, Sep 12, 1993
When Al finds out one of his high school girlfriends is experiencing gang trouble in the old neighborhood, he enlists the help of his football pals for a confrontation that pits youth against experience. Original Release Year: 1993
Episode 1
A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
aired: Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Al gets a pair of tickets to a big basketball game. Original Release Year: 1993
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Episode 26
Wedding Repercussions
aired: Sun, May 16, 1993
Bud's cousin shows up at the Bundys after finding out that his wife slept with somebody else. What he doesn't know is that the person was Bud.
Episode 25
The Wedding Repercussions
aired: Sun, May 9, 1993
Al's Dodge gets stolen, and decides to make some money out of that by insurance fraud.
Episode 24
Tis Time to Smell the Roses
aired: Sun, May 2, 1993
Al thinks it's time to retire, but soon the idea slips away after Peggy spends all of his money, which means finding another job.
Episode 23
Till Death Do Us Part
aired: Sun, Apr 25, 1993
Al finds out he's the worst in the town when it comes to the bedroom and needs to get back the honor, even if it means with Peg.
Episode 22
Movie Show
aired: Sun, Apr 11, 1993
It's Kelly's birthday, and the Bundys celebrate it. Later, they find out her boyfriend is with someone else, which is something Kelly doesn't know.
Episode 21
Un-Alful Entry
aired: Sun, Mar 28, 1993
After Al stops a burglar from robbing his house, the burglar sues Al for 50,000 dollars.
Episode 20
Go for the Old
aired: Sun, Mar 14, 1993
According to his family, Al is becoming old. He then receives an invitation to a senior athletics championship, and competes against some of the oldest men in the city.
Episode 19
Peggy and the Pirates
aired: Sun, Feb 28, 1993
Kelly tells Seven a story about pirates, with Peggy being the maiden in distress, and Al as the hero.
Episode 18
You Can't Miss
aired: Sun, Feb 21, 1993
Bud goes on a dating game show for men, and he must battle against Rodrico, the hunk in the final round. Although he doesn't get the girl in the show, other girls really fall for him because of a little speech he made on the air.
Episode 17
Mr. Empty Pants
aired: Sun, Feb 14, 1993
Peggy decides to make some cartoons, and creates one called Mr. Empty Pants. Remind you of anybody?
Episode 16
Heels on Wheels
aired: Sun, Feb 7, 1993
Kelly feels she should but a motorcycle, but the other members of the family find it too dangerous. Later, Al thinks about riding it.
Episode 15
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
aired: Sun, Jan 24, 1993
Al goes on a fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy are fighting the whole time. In the meantime, while she's away, Jefferson decides to use Marcy's money, along with Kelly and Bud.
Episode 14
Wedding Show
aired: Sun, Jan 10, 1993
A family wedding is about to occur, but Peggy is still trying to decide what to wear. Soon, the bride of the wedding starts hanging out with Bud.
Episode 13
Christmas
aired: Sun, Dec 20, 1992
In a clip show, the Bundys remember their Christmases past.
Episode 12
The Old College Try
aired: Sun, Dec 13, 1992
Bud gets a college grant from his school, meaning a chance to get into college, but Al and Peg foolishly spend it for their self-gratification.
Episode 11
Death of a Shoe Salesman
aired: Sun, Nov 22, 1992
Al wants to buy a cemetery plot for himself, but Peggy feels insulted by him when he doesn't want to be buried next to her.
Episode 10
Rock of Ages
aired: Sun, Nov 15, 1992
The Bundys are at an airport, and want to travel first class, so they disguise themselves as rock stars to get in.
Episode 9
Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
aired: Sun, Nov 8, 1992
In a desperate attempt to get get rid of her, Al has Kelly get a job as a waitress.
Episode 8
The Chicago Wine Party
aired: Sun, Nov 1, 1992
Al finds out about a beer tax, and he and the Bundys decide to protest against that with a vote.
Episode 7
Frat Chance
aired: Sun, Oct 25, 1992
Bud wants to get women, and up till now, he's been unsuccessful, so he decides to open a fraternity.
Episode 6
What I Did for Love
aired: Sun, Oct 11, 1992
Peggy wants sex. Al doesn't. She tries to buy more clothes in order to lure him in.
Episode 5
Al on the Rocks
aired: Sun, Oct 4, 1992
Seven gets a huge doctor bill, and Al needs to take another job in order to pay it off. In the meantime, Peggy kicks Bud and Kelly out after worrying about their health affecting Seven.
Episode 4
Every Bundy Has A Birthday
aired: Sun, Sep 27, 1992
It's Al's birthday, and Seven tells them that he doesn't know when his birthday is, so they Bundys celebrate it on the same day.
Episode 3
T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
aired: Sun, Sep 20, 1992
Al and Peggy try to work out their relationship, Kelly is lost in the woods, and Bud dates a contagious girl.
Episode 2
Magificent Seven
aired: Sun, Sep 13, 1992
The first episode with Seven in it, who comes from Wanker.
Episode 1
Magnificent Seven
aired: Sat, Sep 5, 1992
This episode was basically talking about the making of a previous episode, known as The Goodbye Girl.
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Episode 26
The England Show, Part 3
aired: Sun, May 17, 1992
Al fights in an old fashioned joust to save his family
Episode 25
The England Show, Part 2
aired: Sun, May 10, 1992
The Bundy's arrive in Lower Uncton, England, where the townspeople are plotting to kill them
Episode 24
The England Show, Part 1
aired: Sun, May 3, 1992
The Bundy's win a trip to England -- with a deadly catch
Episode 23
The Gas Station Show
aired: Sun, Apr 26, 1992
Al finds himself with the gas station blues when he can't pay his bill and is forced to work at one
Episode 22
The Goodbye Girl
aired: Sun, Apr 19, 1992
Bud tries to ruin Kelly's new job at the TV World theme park
Episode 21
Teacher Pets
aired: Sun, Apr 5, 1992
Bud's teacher teaches him a lesson about the birds and the bees
Episode 20
Hi, I.Q.
aired: Sun, Mar 22, 1992
The Bundys are dumbfounded when Kelly is asked to join a group of geniuses
Episode 19
Psychic Avengers
aired: Sun, Mar 1, 1992
The Bundy's take on all the psychic families of the region when Al takes over Jefferson's psychic prediction scam
Episode 18
My Dinner With Anthrax
aired: Sun, Feb 23, 1992
Bud and Kelly send their parents on a romantic trip for their anniversary, which no one will ever forget
Episode 17
The Egg and I
aired: Sun, Feb 16, 1992
The Bundys try to turn in Marcy's ex-husband, Steve, for the FBI reward money
Episode 16
Rites of Passage
aired: Sun, Feb 9, 1992
Peg plans a kiddie party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers him a Bundy tradition: his first visit to a nudie bar. Roger Hewlett. Roxanne: Gina Puzo. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 15
Just Shoe It
aired: Sun, Jan 19, 1992
Who better for a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al? Director: Steve Vinovich. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 14
The Mystery of Skull Island
aired: Sun, Jan 5, 1992
Bud will do anything for his woman -- even if it means going head over heels
Episode 13
I Who Have Nothing
aired: Sun, Dec 22, 1991
Al visits his old high school sweetheart and relives his football glory days
Episode 12
So This Is How Sinatra Felt
aired: Sun, Dec 1, 1991
Peggy sends the kids to confirm her suspicion that Al's giddiness is the result of an affair with a \
Episode 11
Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
aired: Sun, Nov 24, 1991
Al dreams he's a private eye watching out for a beautiful heiress
Episode 10
Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 2
aired: Sun, Nov 17, 1991
Kelly's talk show makes it to primetime
Episode 9
Kelly Does Hollywood, Part I
aired: Sun, Nov 10, 1991
Kelly has her five minutes in the spotlight when her public access show takes off in the ratings
Episode 8
God's Shoes
aired: Sun, Nov 3, 1991
Al starts making perfect shoes after "seeing" God.
Episode 7
If I Could See Me Now
aired: Sun, Oct 27, 1991
Al learns he may need glasses.
Episode 6
Buck Has a Belly Ache
aired: Sun, Oct 13, 1991
Peg feels left out when everyone's attention turns to a distraught Buck
Episode 5
Lookin' Fer a Desk in All the Wrong Places
aired: Sun, Oct 6, 1991
Jefferson accidentally sells all of Marcy's old things. Marcy and Peggy try to find them and get them back.
Episode 4
Cheese, Cues and Blood
aired: Sun, Sep 29, 1991
Al discovers that Kelly's making money the old fashion way - hustling pool
Episode 3
If Al Had a Hammer
aired: Sun, Sep 22, 1991
Al builds a private clubhouse to escape, but discovers there are many miserable fathers-to-be who wish to join him.
Episode 2
She's Having My Baby, Part 2
aired: Sun, Sep 15, 1991
Al decides to run away from home when a pregnant Peg becomes demanding.
Episode 1
She's Having My Baby, Part 1
aired: Sun, Sep 8, 1991
Al is unpleasantly surprised when Peg announces she's pregnant .
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Episode 25
Buck the Stud
aired: Sun, Apr 14, 1991
The Bundys get an air conditioner, but it uses too much power and takes away the electricity in the neighborhood.
Episode 24
Route 666, Part 2
aired: Fri, Dec 12, 2008
Buck the Dog has romantic designs on every bitch in the neighborhood, but dashes Peg & Al's hopes of becoming wealthy breeders when he refuses to court a pampered pedigree.
Episode 23
Route 666: Part 1
aired: Sun, Apr 28, 1991
The Bundys go on a trip, but the car breaks down while they're in New Mexico and need the D'Arcy's help in order to get back to Chicago.
Episode 21
You Better Shop Around: Part 1
aired: Sun, Apr 14, 1991
The Bundys get an air conditioner, but it uses too much power and takes away the electricity in the neighborhood.
Episode 18
Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers
aired: Sun, Mar 24, 1991
Married With Children 517 (1991): Weenie Tot Lovers And Other Strangers: Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen or to Kelly, who's got a chance to become 'Miss Weenie Tot'. Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal.
Episode 17
Oldies But Young 'Uns
aired: Fri, Dec 12, 2008
Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen and invited to go to the White House and meet the President, or to Kelly, who has a chance to become "Miss Weenie Tot" -- and win a year's supply of A
Episode 16
All-Nite Security Dude
aired: Sun, Feb 24, 1991
Al is reunited with the opponent (Bubba Smith) who claims to have stopped his championship touchdown run in high school. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 14
Look Who's Barking
aired: Sun, Feb 10, 1991
A female dog comes into the house with Buck. The Bundys start paying more attention to her than to Buck after a matter of time.
Episode 13
The Godfather
aired: Fri, Dec 12, 2008
Buck the Dog, fed up with being neglected by the Bundys, decides to leave home and venture out into the world, where he meets a canine femme fatale.
Episode 11
And Baby Makes Money
aired: Sun, Dec 16, 1990
Peggy (Katey Sagal) reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half million if he has a child and names it after his late uncle. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 10
One Down, Two to Go
aired: Sun, Nov 25, 1990
Peg takes it hard when Kelly (Christina Applegate) moves out, and Al takes it hard when he sees her new place. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.
Episode 6
Kelly Bounces Back
aired: Sun, Oct 28, 1990
Kelly wants to be a spokesperson for a new car that came out.
Episode 2
Al . . .with Kelly
aired: Thu, Jan 22, 2009
Al's plans for a family road trip come to a screeching halt when the Bundys get caught in Labor Day traffic.
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Episode 22
The Agony of Defeet
aired: Sun, May 6, 1990
Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store, but soon gets some very disturbing images in his head.
Episode 20
Peggy Made a Little Lamb
aired: Sun, Mar 25, 1990
Peggy finds out she never passed Home Ec in high school, and needs to do it over to pass.
Episode 19
Peggy Turns 300
aired: Sun, Feb 25, 1990
Al plans a special evening for Peg---a night at the Bowlarama, where he hopes to break the high-game record. Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill. Puggy: Michael McManus. Sportscaster Roy Firestone has a cameo.
Episode 18
What Goes Around Comes Around
aired: Sun, Feb 25, 1990
Bud remembers a girl who made fun of him years ago and now wants to get back at her.
Episode 16
You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)
aired: Sun, Feb 4, 1990
When Al (Ed O'Neill) challenges the family to earn money, Kelly (Christina Applegate) lands the lead in a music video. Guest star: Anthony Smedile. With Katey Sagal.
Episode 15
Rock and Roll Girl
aired: Sun, Jan 14, 1990
Bud helps Kelly land an ideal job when Al challenges each Bundy to earn a dollar on his or her own. The Gutter Cats appear as themselves. Cecil: Tito (\
Episode 14
A Taxing Problem
aired: Sun, Jan 7, 1990
Al needs to pay taxes after Peggy neglects them, and needs money fast. Little does he know the money is right on Peggy's hair.
Episode 10
At the Zoo
aired: Sun, Nov 26, 1989
Marcy hounds unemployed Steve, who's spending time at the zoo and aquarium instead of looking for a job. Steve: David Garrison. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 9
Oh, What a Feeling
aired: Sun, Nov 19, 1989
Al wants to buy a new car, but the cash he digs up for the down payment is a bit less than the amount he had buried. Tony: John Welsh. Lewis: Marc Bentley. Vince: Mike Tino. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 8
976-SHOE
aired: Sun, Nov 12, 1989
Married With Children 408 (1989): 976-Shoe: Al tries to cash in on his knowledge of the shoe business by starting a shoe hotline. Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal.
Episode 7
Desperately Seeking Miss October
aired: Sun, Nov 5, 1989
To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy (Katey Sagal) sells Al's (Ed O'Neill) Playboy magazine collection. With David Garrison.
Episode 6
Fair Exchange
aired: Sun, Oct 29, 1989
The Bundys can feast on the $500 a month they get for hosting a French student (Milla Jovovich), but the beautiful visitor turns Kelly's social life to famine. Myron: Richard Israel. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 5
He Ain't Much, But He's Mine
aired: Sun, Oct 8, 1989
A beauty-parlor discussion with a well-kept woman makes Peggy think that her Al is the keeper. Molly: Kimmy Robertson. Renee: Vernee Watson Johnson. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 4
Tooth or Consequences
aired: Sun, Oct 1, 1989
Excruciating pain forces Al to see Marcy's dentist (Joe Flaherty), a man dedicated to his profession almost as much as he is to this week's dental assistant (Traci Lords). Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse.
Episode 3
Buck Saves the Day
aired: Sun, Sep 24, 1989
To raise money for concert tickets, Bud sells Al as a camping guide, and Kelly fleeces Peggy's pals at poker. Fern: Lana Schwab. Victor: Aeryk Egan. Joey: Michael Faustino. Louise: Charlotte Crossley. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 2
Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
aired: Sun, Sep 10, 1989
Episode 1
Hot off the Grill
aired: Sun, Sep 3, 1989
The Labor Day barbecue is a major turn-on for Al, as is the sight of Peggy laboring mightily to make everything just right for his creation of Bundy burgers. Katey Sagal, David Faustino, Christina Applegate.
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Episode 22
Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
aired: Sun, May 21, 1989
Al goes the distance to placate Peggy, who's peeved that the peeper has yet to peep at her. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Fifi: Luann Lee. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 21
Life's a Beach
aired: Sun, May 21, 1989
Al decides that he and his family need to spend some more time together, so they all go to the beach.
Episode 20
The Computer Show
aired: Sun, May 14, 1989
Peggy buys a computer, ostensibly for the kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use as a hat rack. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 19
The Dateless Amigo
aired: Sun, May 7, 1989
Bud is desperately seeking Susan---or any girl who'll date him---while Al comes up with a million-dollar idea that looks ... desperate. Freddy: Vonni Ribisi. Boz: Stephen Dorff. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 18
Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)
aired: Sun, Apr 30, 1989
Peggy vigorously campaigns for the title of Reunion Queen while Al settles an old score with a former classmate at the Polk High School Reunion.
Episode 17
Married ... with Prom Queen (1)
aired: Sun, Apr 23, 1989
In this two-part story, Peggy and Al attend the Polk High School Reunion where Peggy is determined to defeat her old nemesis for the title of Reunion Queen.
Episode 16
The House That Peg Lost
aired: Sun, Apr 9, 1989
When Steve and Marcy return from vacation after entrusting the keys to their house to Peggy, they're shocked to find a big hole where their house used to be.
Episode 15
The Harder They Fall
aired: Sun, Mar 26, 1989
A motorist Peggy insulted comes gunning for Steve.
Episode 14
A Three Job, No Income Family
aired: Sun, Mar 19, 1989
Al (Ed O'Neill) takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's (Katey Sagal) cosmetics sales.
Episode 13
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)
aired: Sun, Mar 19, 1989
After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing club, the principal dictates she either join the club herself or leave school. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bruno: Jesse Borrego. Steve: David Garrison. Wormer: Sandy Helberg. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 12
My Mom, the Mom
aired: Sun, Feb 26, 1989
While Al teaches responsibility and the meaning of a dollar to Bud, Peggy does the same during Mother-Daughter Career Day at Kelly's school. Al: Ed O'Neill. Judge Spivak: Teri Ralston. Customer: Teri Weigel.
Episode 11
Eatin' Out
aired: Sun, Feb 19, 1989
It's apparent that dining in public is not a part of the Bundy lifestyle when the family spends a windfall at a fine restaurant. Al: Ed O'Neill. Photo Girl: Dona Spier. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Paul: Michael Tulin.
Episode 10
I'll See You in Court
aired: Tue, Jun 18, 2002
The Rhoades use the Bundy's as witnesses when a motel inadvertently taped Steve and Marcy having sex.
Episode 9
Requiem for a Dead Barber
aired: Sun, Feb 12, 1989
When a gypsy fortune teller predicts disaster for Marcy and good fortune for Al, Steve and Peggy, Marcy insists that they accompany her on a plane trip to New York, first class, of course.
Episode 8
The Gypsy Cried
aired: Sun, Feb 5, 1989
A psychic sees good things for Steve, Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in the cards for Marcy (Amanda Bearse), who insists that the lucky ones accompany her as insurance on a business flight to New York. Vandergelder: F. William Parker.
Episode 7
The Bald and the Beautiful
aired: Sun, Jan 29, 1989
Married With Children 307 (1989): The Bald And The Beautiful: Al and Steve seek the counsel of a hairless support group. Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal.
Episode 6
Her Cups Runneth Over
aired: Sun, Jan 15, 1989
To cheer Peggy on her birthday, Al and Steve travel to Wisconsin and “Francine's of Hollywood,” wherein lies the solution to Peggy's clothing crisis. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Policeman: Deron McBee.
Episode 5
A Dump of My Own
aired: Sun, Jan 8, 1989
Al decides to add on a private bathroom.
Episode 4
The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)
aired: Sun, Dec 11, 1988
While Kelly tries to score with a high school fullback, Al roots for the opposing team in hopes his old school record will remain intact
Episode 3
Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)
aired: Sun, Nov 27, 1988
Al is up to his armpits in rock 'n' roll fanatics after Peggy "sees" an image of her idol in the sweat stains on one of Al's tee-shirts.
Episode 2
I'm Going to Sweatland
aired: Sun, Nov 20, 1988
Minds question Peggy's claim that she saw Elvis at the mall, until Marcy notices that one of Al's shirts has a perspiration stain in the shape of the King's face. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 1
He Thought He Could
aired: Sun, Nov 6, 1988
Al returns a library book overdue 30 years.
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Episode 22
All in the Family
aired: Sun, May 1, 1988
Al is less than thrilled when Peggy announces her family is coming for a visit - all six of them. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 21
Father Lode
aired: Sun, Mar 13, 1988
Al finally comes into some money at the track, but hasn't time to enjoy his winnings - he's too busy hiding the loot from his family. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 20
Just Married ... With Children
aired: Sun, Mar 6, 1988
Peggy and Al masquerade as their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, on the game show "How Do I Love Thee" - with shocking results. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 19
Im-Po-Dent
aired: Sun, Feb 28, 1988
When Marcy accidentally dents Steve's brand new Mercedes, she finds it affects more than just his performance on the road. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 18
The Great Escape
aired: Sun, Feb 21, 1988
When the Bundy family spends the night in Al's shoe store while their house is being exterminated, Kelly is forced to be especially creative in slipping out for the night. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 17
Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah
aired: Sun, Feb 14, 1988
All Peggy wants for Valentine's Day is to hear unromantic Al utter those three little words -- I love you Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 16
Master the Possibilities
aired: Sun, Feb 7, 1988
When Buck, the Bundy family pooch, mistakenly receives a credit card in his name, Al and Peg decide to sample "the good life" and embark on a wild spending spree. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 15
Build a Better Mousetrap
aired: Sun, Jan 24, 1988
Al and Steve stare danger in the face when they decide to exterminate a pesky field mouse without the aid of professional help. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 14
Guys and Dolls
aired: Sun, Jan 10, 1988
When Al and Steve become obsessed with collecting baseball cards, Peggy and Marcy dig out their old Barbie dolls and re-live their childhood fantasies. Original Release Year: 1988
Episode 13
You Better Watch Out
aired: Sun, Dec 20, 1987
Santa Claus crashes in the Bundy's yard. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 12
Earth Angel
aired: Sun, Dec 6, 1987
When Bud brings a beautiful, homeless young woman to stay with the Bundys, Al and the rest of the neighborhood guys begin acting like sex-crazed teenagers. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 11
How do You Spell Revenge?
aired: Sun, Nov 22, 1987
Al is too busy scheming to get Peggy thrown off their neighbor-hood baseball team to notice that Kelly is about to be tattooed with the name of her latest boyfriend. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 10
The Razor's Edge
aired: Sun, Nov 15, 1987
When Steve returns from a river rafting trip, Marcy refuses to let him back into the house until he shaves his newly-grown beard, and he's forced to seek refuge with the Bundys. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 9
Alley of the Dolls
aired: Sun, Nov 8, 1987
When Peggy's old high school rival challenges her to a family bowl-off, Peggy is determined to win - with the help of an "adopted" Bundy, ringer Steve Rhoades. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 8
Born to Walk
aired: Sun, Nov 1, 1987
When his driver's license expires, Al's only wheels are those on a bicycle until he can pass the DMV test Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 7
For Whom the Bell Tolls
aired: Sun, Oct 25, 1987
When Peggy, Marcy and the neighborhood girls drop in on a male strip joint, Marcy loses more than her innocence. (Part 2) Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 6
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 2
aired: Sun, Oct 18, 1987
When Peggy, Marcy and the neighborhood girls drop in on a male strip joint, Marcy loses more than her innocence. (Part 1 of 2) Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 5
Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)
aired: Sun, Oct 18, 1987
When Al refuses to pay the phone bill, believing he's been overcharged, he decides to take on the phone company, despite the fact that his entire family refuses to join the battle. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 4
Buck Can Do It
aired: Sun, Oct 11, 1987
The day after Al stops by Steve's to give him a lift home, a cool million in securities mysteriously disappears, making Al the prime suspect. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 3
If I Were a Rich Man
aired: Sun, Oct 4, 1987
When a tourist-hating ax-murderer kidnaps Peggy, it puts a slight damper on the family fun and almost-for-certain confirms that the Bundys will probably never vacation in Dumpwater, Florida again. (Part 2) Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 2
Poppy's By the Tree (2)
aired: Sun, Sep 27, 1987
When it's time for the annual Bundy vacation, Al vetoes Hawaii in favor of scenic Dumpwater, Florida, only to discover that there is a tourist-bating ax-murderer on the loose. (Part 1 of 2) Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 1
Poppy's By the Tree (1)
aired: Sun, Sep 27, 1987
When Buck has his way with half the female dogs in the neighborhood, leaving behind a wake of "stupid and ugly puppies," Peg insists that Al have Buck neutered. Original Release Year: 1987
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Episode 13
Johnny Be Gone
aired: Sun, Jun 28, 1987
Al has to make the difficult choice between honoring his commitments to his children or doing what he really wants to do - namely, attending the final bash at his favorite hamburger joint. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 12
Where's the Boss
aired: Sun, Jun 21, 1987
Marcy turns into a nervous wreck when an extremely seductive Al keeps popping up in her dreams. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 11
Nightmare on Al's Street
aired: Sun, Jun 14, 1987
When Gary, the jetset owner of the shoe store where Al works is in a near-fatal plane crash, Al decides that it's time to get some recognition from his boss or quit his job. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 10
Al Loses His Cherry
aired: Sun, Jun 7, 1987
Against his better judgement, Steve sits in on a Friday night poker game with Al and ends up losing his entire paycheck. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 9
Peggy Sue Got Work
aired: Sun, May 31, 1987
When Al and Peggy go away for a romantic weekend, Marcy and Steve volunteer to baby-sit for Kelly and Bud and discover that the Bundy children are unlike anything in the childrearing manuals. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 8
The Poker Game
aired: Sun, May 24, 1987
When Al refuses to buy Peggy a VCR, Marcy convinces her to get a job and buy one for herself. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 7
Married ... Without Children
aired: Sun, May 17, 1987
When Peggy insists that Al attend her cousin's wedding, he protests and spends the evening in the bachelor pad of his swinging single co-worker, Luke Ventura. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 6
Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
aired: Sun, May 10, 1987
When Steve and Marcy decide to add on to their house, Al and Peggy have them squabbling over an exercise salon for the girls or a poolroom for the guys. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 5
Have You Driven a Ford Lately
aired: Sun, May 3, 1987
After Al and Steve restore a '65 Mustang to its former glory, Marcy and Steve can't resist giving it a test run - from the back seat. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 4
Whose Room is it Anyway?
aired: Sun, Apr 26, 1987
Like any red-blooded American, when Al hears a strange sound in the night, he springs to the defense of his home and family and accidentally shoots the neighbor's dog. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 3
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
aired: Sun, Apr 19, 1987
Unbeknownst to Al, Peggy runs his credit card up to the limit and Al is forced to show up for his sixteenth wedding anniversary empty-handed. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 2
Thinnergy
aired: Sun, Apr 12, 1987
At the suggestion of her next-door-neighbor Marcy, Peggy goes on a "thinergy" diet in hopes of rekindling the flame in Al. Original Release Year: 1987
Episode 1
Pilot
aired: Sun, Apr 5, 1987
Peggy forces Al to sacrifice a basketball game and spend a torturous evening in conversation with new neighbors, idealistic newlyweds Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Original Release Year: 1987
