Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

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Episode 8
Maggie: The Musical FT
aired: Tue, Aug 3, 2010
Kathy Griffin just can’t keep from swearing -- even when she’s hosting CNN's live New Year’s Eve show with Anderson Cooper. Her mouth has a mind of its own and, once again, Kathy has embarrassed her mom, Maggie. To make amends, Kathy agrees to perform for Maggie's new friends at their talent night. Kathy's got her work cut out for her, since this crowd likes a good musical, so she seeks the guidance of some notable Broadway babies.
Episode 7
Getting My House In Order
aired: Tue, Jul 27, 2010
Kathy and Team Griffin have been working their butts off and it is beginning to show. Kathy hasn’t had the time of day to cater to anything personal like the renovations of her house. Kathy decides to spend the day in Palm Springs with her friend, "Insider" host Lara Spencer, who is also an interior designer. The women have a plan for Kathy's new décor and it involves a very gay theme, making Palm Springs the perfect backdrop to find all they need to furnish the house. Kathy soon realizes that she has another issue on her hands -- Tom’s reaction to Ambien has resulted in nightly Ambien-induced sleepwalking and "sleep"-eating episodes. In his sleep, Tom eats all of Kathy’s favorite junk food.
Episode 6
Kathy's Smear Campaign
aired: Tue, Jul 20, 2010
Kathy Griffin begins another busy week reviewing her agenda with Team Griffin. Kathy wants to do something for women’s' health, and cooks up the idea to do a public pap smear as a publicity stunt idea with a positive message. Meanwhile, with the economy being what it is, ticket sales are low for her Madison Square Garden show, so Kathy has to go into self-promotion mode and does the media rounds. She does Joy Behar's show, and after their taping, the ladies become fast friends. Kathy presents her idea of the public pap smear, to a group of ladies from the National Cervical Cancer Coalition, explaining her good intentions -- and their eyes widen at the idea. The risks of creating a spectacle seem to outweigh the positives for their organization. Kathy admits that if she were Cameron Diaz, she could get press just going into a doctor’'s office, but on the D-List -- you’ve got to make some noise to be heard.
Episode 5
Kathy Goes To Washington
aired: Tue, Jul 13, 2010
Kathy Griffin gets a call from the president of the Human Rights Campaign who tells her she is being honored with the Ally For Equality award at the annual HRC dinner. When California State Senator Barbara Boxer (D) speaks at the event about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and the importance in fighting for its repeal, Kathy decides she wants to do whatever she can to help the cause. The next day, Kathy and Team Griffin head to Washington. Kathy gets the opportunity to meet with some of the soldiers for whom she is fighting. Kathy makes her case to Congress and things go as well as can be expected. Boosted by the adrenaline rush from speaking in front of the Senate, Kathy gets an idea to build even more support and sends out an urgent tweet for all of her followers to come to D.C. to help stage a peaceful, but powerful protest on the mall.
Episode 4
Noving the Merch
aired: Tue, Jul 6, 2010
After Kathy Griffin and her mom, 89-year-old Maggie, have an intimate talk with their financial idol Suze Orman, Kathy realizes she needs to start thinking about her and her mom’s financial future. This means she needs to push her book sales to the next level and start exploiting a vast untapped natural resource -- Maggie’s skyrocketing popularity. It's time for Maggie to earn her keep, so Kathy arranges a book deal and looks for other Maggie merchandising opportunities. Kathy sets up a meeting with Robert, the ghostwriter who helped Kathy with her own best-selling book, but when the head honchos from Hyperion (the book publishers) arrive for a meeting, they’re shocked when Maggie lays out her demands. Wanting to get some expert advice for creating a fashion line, inspired by Maggie, Kathy calls on budding designer Lauren Conrad for help.
Episode 3
Freezing My A-List Off
aired: Tue, Jun 29, 2010
With her mom Maggie’s fancy new retirement home bill and the growing wine bill, Kathy is forced to take a stand up gig in Anchorage, Alaska. This visit gives her a chance to visit her hunky man-boy-toy escort, Levi Johnston, in his natural habitat. Kathy is invited to host the big pre-race event at the Musher's Annual Banquet, a 2000-seat dinner and big money auction. This group of dog-sledders is not exactly her crowd -- but the cold has frozen her brain and she can’t help but open her show with her standard "Where my gays at?" shout out. Later, things get competitive when Kathy and Levi do a dual bookstore signing together. Kathy signs her book and Levi signs his Playgirl centerfold issue. The trip ends with Kathy and Levi visiting two gay bars so Levi could study up on the gay culture he didn’t realize was right under his nose.
Episode 2
Toddlers and Remodlers
aired: Tue, Jun 22, 2010
Kathy Griffin hires A-List designer Kenny Davis to remodel her Hollywood Hills home. Meanwhile, Kathy's mom, Maggie, is living large and is tapped to write a book. Kathy has a surprise announcement: Team Griffin will be guest judges at the upcoming California Gold Coast Toddler Pageant. During the competition, Kathy stirs the pot and deadlocks the judging in a "closed door" session. When it's time to hand out crowns Kathy rewards a few of the girls with her own special categories.
Episode 1
Kathy With a Z
aired: Tue, Jun 15, 2010
The sixth season of the two-time Emmy award winning series "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" begins with great A-List news: Kathy Griffin has been cast in a special guest-starring role on "Law & Order: SVU," or as Kathy's mom, Maggie Griffin, calls it, "Law & Order: SUV." Excited and a little nervous, Kathy "smells guest star Emmy". Kathy does what any adorable American ingénue would do: she calls Liza Minnelli for advice. Kathy travels to New York with her tour manager, Tom Vize, in tow. Before she has a nervous breakdown, Kathy rushes to see Liza, and the experience is both A-List and encouraging. Liza, who recently guest starred on "Law & Order" herself, runs lines with Kathy and gives her some great advice on how to tackle the gig.
Watch Kathy Griffin: My Life on t... Season 5
Episode 10
Season 5 Episode 10
aired: Mon, Aug 10, 2009
Kathy and team Griffin travel to Palm Springs for the unveiling of her star on the Palm Springs Walk of Fame and in the hopes of gaining publicity, Kathy invites mentor Suzanne Somers.
Episode 9
Season 5 Episode 9
aired: Mon, Aug 3, 2009
To jumpstart work on her book, Kathy travels to New York to meet with Random House and get advice from author Salman Rushdie.
Episode 8
Season 5 Episode 8
aired: Mon, Jul 27, 2009
Kathy speaks out for gay rights by raising money for charity, protests in Sacramento, goes door to door, and protests with other celebs and Maggie in West Hollywood.
Episode 7
Season 5 Episode 7
aired: Mon, Jul 20, 2009
Kathy reaches out to the African American community by performing at The Apollo Theatre in Harlem and to prepare, spends an afternoon with rapper T.I. and meets Rev. Al Sharpton.
Episode 6
Season 5 Episode 6
aired: Mon, Jul 13, 2009
Kathy and Team Griffin head to Miami to shop for a second home with pals Rosie O'Donnell and Gloria Estefan.
Episode 5
Maggie's Bucket List
aired: Mon, Jul 6, 2009
Knowing Maggie will be upset about her decision to write a tell-all book, Kathy allows Maggie to write a "bucket list" and takes her to Napa for wine tasting.
Episode 4
4. Paris Is My New BFF
aired: Mon, Jun 29, 2009
Attempting to infiltrate "Young Hollywood", Kathy joins Facebook, guest stars on CW's "Privileged", and shops with "Young Hollywood" icon Paris Hilton.
Episode 3
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List: 3. Grammy Shmammy
aired: Mon, Jun 22, 2009
The big day has finally arrived - it's Grammy time. Will schmoozing (and desperately begging) everyone from Lily Tomlin to Charo finally get a musical playmate for Kathy Griffin's two lonely Emmys? It's not looking good.
Episode 2
2. I Heart Lily Tomlin
aired: Mon, Jun 15, 2009
All of Kathy Griffin's scheming to snag a Grammy nomination worked!
Episode 1
Season 5 Episode 1
aired: Mon, Jun 8, 2009
Season five of Bravo's Emmy winning series "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List" begins with Kathy wondering if this is the year she gets off the D-List. After all, she is a two-time Emmy winner now. But a Grammy nod for her new comedy album may just be the catalyst Kathy needs to finally get her on the A-List.
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Episode 10
Red, White, And Dont Be Blue
aired: Thu, Aug 14, 2008
Kathy visits the Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., where many soldiers are recuperating from horrific injuries. She also visits the families of the injured at Fisher House, a free residential complex, and surprises them with a special stand up performance.
Episode 9
What's Woz's Love Got To Do With It
aired: Thu, Aug 7, 2008
Kathy's relationship with Woz is tested when she joins him on his home turf in Silicon Valley to co-host a Humane Society fundraiser and play geek match-maker for her friend Rachel.
Episode 8
For Your (Grammy) Consideration
aired: Thu, Jul 31, 2008
Kathy visits the Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., where many soldiers are recuperating from horrific injuries. She also visits the families of the injured at Fisher House, a free residential complex, and surprises them with a special stand up performance.
Episode 7
7. Busted in Bora Bora
aired: Thu, Jul 24, 2008
Kathy has been invited to appear at a special gay retreat being held at an all-inclusive luxury resort in Bora Bora. Back home, Kathy tries to solicit the help of her niece and nephew in trying to get Maggie to check out a retirement home.
Episode 6
6. No Time For Siestas
aired: Thu, Jul 17, 2008
Kathy tries to turn herself into the red headed Oprah by opening up the “Kathy Griffin Leadership Academy” in Mexico, and tries to solicit the help of “Woz” and the rest of team Griffin.
Episode 5
5. Otters, Cubs and Bears... Oh My!
aired: Thu, Jul 10, 2008
Kathy's assistants have become so famous that they're doing their own class at The Learning Annex on how to be a celebrity assistant. While Kathy's traveling, she's worrying about her Mom home alone, so she's asked one of her sober gays, Patrick, to stop in to check on Maggie. Chance and Pom Pom get a special visit form an A-List trainer.
Episode 4
4. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace
aired: Thu, Jul 3, 2008
Kathy gets ordained on the Internet in order to minister at a quirky Jewish couple's wedding as a publicity stunt. And Kathy teams up with Rosie O’Donnell, Molly Shannon and Megan Mullally, while she’s in New York to perform at Madison Square Garden.
Episode 3
3. Fly The Super Gay Skies
aired: Thu, Jun 26, 2008
Kathy rides on top of a float through downtown Sydney for the Gay Mardi Gras Parade, but before she can go down under, she’ll go up, up and away as a hostess for Air New Zealand’s Pink Flight.
Episode 2
2. Home Is Where The Profit Is
aired: Thu, Jun 19, 2008
Kathy visits Tom and Tiffany's hometowns to get to know her employees a little better through their families. Kathy's Emmy win has given her award fever as she decides to go for a Grammy.
Episode 1
1. And The Award Goes To...
aired: Thu, Jun 12, 2008
Kathy gets a chance to redeem herself after her shocking Emmy acceptance speech by co-hosting CNN's New Year's Eve Countdown show with Anderson Cooper; and "My Life on the D-List" is nominated for a Producers Guild Award.
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Episode 7
7. Back To My Irish Roots, Literally
aired: Tue, Jul 24, 2007
Kathy Griffin is being honored by Irish American Magazine as one of their Top 100 for 2007 and heads to New York to accept her award. Upon returning home she is invited by the Irish Tourism Board to visit Dublin and jumps at the chance. While in Ireland, Griffin plans to do a little something in memory of her father.
Episode 6
6. Kathy Goes To London
aired: Tue, Jul 17, 2007
Kathy Griffin has just received some very exciting news: 'My Life on the D-List' and two of her comedy specials have just been bought by the E! Channel in the UK. Griffin and company are heading across the pond for a week of publicity and fun.
Episode 5
5. Prison + Porn = Fun For Everyone
aired: Tue, Jul 10, 2007
Lately, Kathy Griffin has been thinking a lot about giving back to the community, and who better to give back to then the people who made her who she is today - the gays.
Episode 4
4. What I Won't Do For A Buck
aired: Tue, Jun 26, 2007
Since the death of her father, Kathy Griffin has been thinking about her own legacy. She has always idolized Suzanne Summers and now she has an opportunity to build her own empire in the image of Suzanne's.
Episode 3
3. The Show Must Go On
aired: Tue, Jun 19, 2007
Kathy Griffin is doing comedy on friend Rosie O'Donnell's lesbian cruise. Determined to "crack" the lesbians' funny bones, Griffin picks the brain power of "A" list lesbian Jackie Warner of Bravo's "Work Out" fame.
Episode 2
2. Dating For Publicity
aired: Tue, Jun 12, 2007
Kathy Griffin's jumping back into the dating world, but since she married for love "like a fool the first time around," this time, she's dating men for their true worth - publicity.
Episode 1
1. Suddenly Single
aired: Tue, Jun 5, 2007
Kathy Griffin has had a roller coaster year with professional highs and personal lows. Her tour schedule is busier than ever so she's hired an assistant for her assistant and a tour manager to help pick up the slack. Even more exciting, Griffin has her biggest "A" list gig of all time coming up playing Carnegie Hall and she's milking it for all it's worth.
Watch Kathy Griffin: My Life on t... Season 2
Episode 6
Season 2 Episode 6
aired: Tue, Jul 11, 2006
It's the season finale, and Kathy and her trusty assistant Jessica head to Vegas for an action packed weekend.
Episode 5
Season 2 Episode 5
aired: Tue, Jul 4, 2006
In this D-list episode Kathy's publicist books Kathy, Chance & Pom-Pom to walk the runway in "Paws for Style," a dog & owner fashion show for charity.
Episode 4
Season 2 Episode 4
aired: Tue, Jun 27, 2006
Kathy's trip to Iraq to entertain the troops is winding down, and just in time. The night of her last performance two rockets hit the base. No one is injured but it's a harsh reminder that this is a war zone.
Episode 3
Season 2 Episode 3
aired: Tue, Jun 20, 2006
Kathy and Matt are buzzing around the house, getting packed for Iraq. They arrive in Kuwait and do the first show. Kathy can't find her groove and asks an Army Captain if he will "command" the troops to laugh.
Episode 2
Season 2 Episode 2
aired: Tue, Jun 13, 2006
Kathy's house is buzzing, and the eBay winner is due any moment, but when he arrives the mood quickly dampens. Kathy and her parents repeat, "he couldn't be nicer", but truthfully her big fan, Michael, is shy and kind of dull.
Episode 1
Season 2 Episode 1
aired: Tue, Jun 6, 2006
Since last season, Kathy's life has been in the crapper. She filed for divorce from Matt - but now they're reconciling. Kathy's beloved dog Captain was hit by a car and killed. And if that wasn't enough - she was fired from her E! red carpet gig, cementing her D-List status.

