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Episode 804
Who Wants To Be A Godparent?
aired: Mon, Oct 15, 2012
When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one. (TV-14 D, L)
Episode 3
Nannies
aired: Mon, Oct 8, 2012
When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it's because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship. (TV-14 D, L)
Episode 2
The Pre-Nup
aired: Sun, Sep 30, 2012
When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes. (TV-14 D, L)
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Episode 24
Something NewNew!
aired: Sun, May 12, 2013
As the gang readies for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up. An obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation. Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
Episode 23
Something Old
aired: Sun, May 5, 2013
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park, and Barney and Robin Sr. bond.
Episode 22
Romeward Bound
aired: Sun, Apr 14, 2013
The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
Episode 21
21. Romeward Bound
aired: Mon, Apr 15, 2013
Lily contemplates moving to Rome with the captain to be his art consultant.
Episode 20
The Time Travelers
aired: Mon, Mar 25, 2013
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to convince Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Meanwhile, Marshall challenges Robin to a dance-off. Jayma Mays guest stars. (TV-14 D, L)
Episode 19
The Fortress
aired: Mon, Mar 18, 2013
After Robin asks Barney to sell his bachelor pad so they can build a home together, Barney is reluctant and drives away potential buyers. Meanwhile, Lily's commitment to her new job as The Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall. (TV-14 D, L)
Episode 18
Weekend At Barney's
aired: Mon, Feb 25, 2013
Barney tries to help Ted land a new girl by using the playbook Robin thought he had destroyed.
Episode 17
The Ashtray
aired: Mon, Feb 18, 2013
Ted receives a call from the captain, which prompts the gang to remember their last uncomfortable encounter with him.
Episode 16
Bad Crazy
aired: Mon, Feb 11, 2013
Ted is hesitant to end his relationship with his unstable girlfriend, and Robin becomes attached to Marvin.
Episode 15
P.S. I Love You
aired: Mon, Feb 4, 2013
It's the return of Robin Sparkles! Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin Sparkles.
Episode 14
Ring Up
aired: Mon, Jan 21, 2013
Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his younger, wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her.
Episode 13
Band Or DJ?
aired: Mon, Jan 14, 2013
Robin insists Barney ask her father for permission to marry her before she will go public with their engagement.
Episode 12
The Final Page: Part 1 and 2
aired: Mon, Dec 17, 2012
As Christmas approaches, Ted wrestles with the dilemma of telling Robin about Barney's plans to propose to Patrice.
Episode 11
The Final Page, Part One And Two
aired: Mon, Dec 17, 2012
The GNB building (which Ted designed) is about to have it's grand opening, and Ted decides to use it as a way to exact revenge on his first architecture professor who told him that he'd never be an architect.
Episode 10
The Over-Correction
aired: Mon, Dec 10, 2012
Robin becomes obsessed with breaking up Barney's relationship with Patrice.
Episode 9
Lobster Crawl
aired: Mon, Dec 3, 2012
Robin becomes determined to hook-up with Barney one last time, while Ted fills in as Marvin's nanny.
Episode 8
Farhampton
aired: Mon, Nov 26, 2012
Marshall goes up against his archenemy Brad in court.
Episode 7
The Stamp Tramp
aired: Mon, Nov 19, 2012
Marshall tries to help his old friend Brad land a job at his firm.
Episode 6
Splitsville
aired: Mon, Nov 12, 2012
Barney steps in when Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick.
Episode 5
The Autumn of Breakups
aired: Mon, Nov 5, 2012
Ted turns to Marshall and Lily for advice after he and Victoria hit a speed bump in their relationship.
Episode 4
Who Wants to be a Godparent?
aired: Mon, Oct 15, 2012
Marshall and Lily have trouble deciding who to appoint as Marvin's godparents.
Episode 3
Nannies
aired: Mon, Oct 8, 2012
When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme
Episode 2
Season 8, Episode 2
aired: Mon, Oct 1, 2012
When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship
Episode 1
Season 8, Episode 1
aired: Mon, Sep 24, 2012
Robin’s anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving
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Episode 24
The Broath
aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2012
On Barney's future wedding day, when his wife is finally revealed, the gang reminisces about the time they encouraged Ted to follow his heart and go after the one that got away.
Episode 23
Karma
aired: Mon, Feb 27, 2012
While Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily goes into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to distract Lily during her painful contractions.
Episode 22
No Pressure
aired: Mon, Feb 20, 2012
When Lily and Marshall have a baby shower, Marshall starts to panic after realizing the baby is coming soon. eanwhile, Ted and Robin come to terms with their relationship and Barney takes Marshall on a road trip.
Episode 21
Now We're Even
aired: Mon, Apr 16, 2012
Just as Ted starts to settle into his new apartment alone, Barney tries to entice him into going out every single night. Meanwhile, Lily has a naughty dream about someone other then Marshall, and Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor.
Episode 20
Trilogy Time
aired: Mon, Apr 9, 2012
Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.
Episode 19
The Broath
aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2012
The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.
Episode 18
Karma
aired: Mon, Feb 27, 2012
Barney tries to pursue Quinn, even after learning she is a stripper. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily introduce Robin to life in the suburbs and Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's old room.
Episode 17
Season 7, Episode 17
aired: Mon, Jan 2, 2012
When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's.
Episode 16
The Drunk Train
aired: Mon, Feb 13, 2012
For Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a weekend getaway to Vermont, where Kevin and Robin discussing taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.
Episode 15
The Burning Beekeeper
aired: Mon, Feb 6, 2012
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, where Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall’s boss, and Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
Episode 14
46 Minutes
aired: Mon, Jan 16, 2012
On the 150th episode of How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.
Episode 13
Tailgate
aired: Mon, Jan 2, 2012
After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.
Episode 12
Symphony of Illumination
aired: Mon, Dec 5, 2011
When Robin receives bad news, she decides to lie about it to the gang. Meanwhile, Marshall hangs Christmas decorations on the house in the ‘burbs with help from his neighbor.
Episode 11
The Rebound Girl
aired: Mon, Nov 21, 2011
Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.
Episode 10
Tick Tick Tick
aired: Mon, Nov 14, 2011
Barney and Robin find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they hide a secret from their significant others. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted attend a concert.
Episode 9
Disaster Averted
aired: Mon, Nov 7, 2011
The gang reminisces about what happened during Hurricane Irene and Barney tries desperately to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
Episode 8
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
aired: Mon, Feb 1, 2010
Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain. Katie Holmes guest stars as Naomi, the Slutty Pumpkin.
Episode 7
Ducky Tie
aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2011
The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events. Guest starring Wayne Brady.
Episode 6
Mystery vs. History
aired: Mon, Oct 17, 2011
When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.
Episode 5
Field Trip
aired: Mon, Oct 10, 2011
When Marshall witnesses his boss's soft approach in settling with a million dollar company, he takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Ted takes his architecture class on a field trip and things don't go as planned.
Episode 4
The Stinson Missile Crisis
aired: Mon, Oct 3, 2011
After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.
Episode 3
The Ducky Tie
aired: Mon, Sep 26, 2011
After Ted runs into an old girlfriend, he tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that could force him to wear Marshall's ducky tie.
Episode 2
The Naked Truth
aired: Mon, Sep 19, 2011
When Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that, once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer. Meanwhile, Ted can't decide who to bring to the Architects Ball.
Episode 1
The Best Man
aired: Mon, Sep 19, 2011
While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.
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Episode 24
Challenge Accepted
aired: Thu, Nov 19, 2009
Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship (until they run into Nora), and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning. Meanwhile, Ted performs his Best Man duties at a very important wedding.
Episode 23
Landmarks
aired: Thu, Aug 4, 2011
When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.
Episode 22
The Perfect Cocktail
aired: Thu, Jul 28, 2011
When Marshall and Barney argue over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel, Robin and Lily try to mix the right combination of cocktails that will force them to make up. Meanwhile, Ted plans a romantic weekend away with Zoey.
Episode 21
Hopeless
aired: Thu, Jul 21, 2011
When Barney tries to bond with his father (guest star John Lithgow), he asks the gang to help make his life seem more exciting by lying about their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.
Episode 20
The Exploding Meatball Sub
aired: Thu, Jul 14, 2011
Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.
Episode 19
Legendaddy
aired: Thu, Jul 7, 2011
When Barney finally meets his father (guest star John Lithgow), he's surprised to learn how his life turned out. Meanwhile, the gang points out each other's "gaps," something they should know by adulthood, but never learned.
Episode 18
A Change of Heart
aired: Thu, Jun 30, 2011
When Barney starts to have real feelings for Nora, he worries that there is something wrong with his heart. Meanwhile, Robyn starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog.
Episode 17
Garbage Island
aired: Thu, Jun 23, 2011
After Marshall sees a documentary about garbage, he becomes fixated on saving the environment. Meanwhile, Ted runs into Zoey's ex-husband, The Captain, and Robin forces Barney to admit he has feelings for Nora, the girl who made history as his first Valentine's Day date ever.
Episode 16
Desperation Day
aired: Thu, Jun 16, 2011
Barney declares February 13th "Desperation Day," a holiday for desperate women. Meanwhile, Lily surprises Marshall for Valentine's Day, Ted and Zoey continue to figure out their relationship and Robin bonds with her single girlfriends.
Episode 15
Oh, Honey
aired: Thu, Jun 9, 2011
When Zoey fixes Ted up on a date with her cousin (guest star Katy Perry), the gang resorts to calling her "Honey" after learning how naive she is. Meanwhile, Ted calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey, and Barney gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place.
Episode 14
Last Words
aired: Thu, Jun 2, 2011
The gang travels home to Minnesota with Marshall where Ted and Barney will stop at nothing to make Marshall laugh. Meanwhile, Marshall has an unfortunate meeting with an old high school bully that terrorized him throughout his youth.
Episode 13
Bad News
aired: Thu, May 26, 2011
When Marshall and Lily fear they will never get pregnant, they see a specialist who can hopefully help move the process along. Meanwhile, Robin starts her new job.
Episode 12
False Positive
aired: Thu, May 19, 2011
When Marshall and Lily receive shocking news, it has a profound effect on the gang and forces them to reexamine their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new job, Barney discovers the joy of giving on Christmas and Ted begins his duties as Best Man for his old friend Punchy's wedding.
Episode 11
The Mermaid Theory
aired: Thu, May 12, 2011
When Ted's new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that men and married women can't be friends, he invites her husband, "The Captain," to hang out with them. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin decide to spend alone time together.
Episode 10
Blitzgiving
aired: Thu, Feb 24, 2011
When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
Episode 9
Glitter
aired: Thu, Feb 17, 2011
When Barney finds a copy of the Canadian kids show "Space Teens" starring Robin's alter-ego "Robin Sparkles," the gang learns more about Robin's past as a performer than they expected.
Episode 8
Natural History
aired: Thu, Feb 10, 2011
When the gang attends a black tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey and sees a whole different side of her when she introduces him to her husband, The Captain.
Episode 7
Baby Talk
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
Episode 6
Baby Talk
aired: Thu, Jan 27, 2011
Marshall and Lily independently research how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice. Meanwhile, Robin is growing more and more irritated by her perky new co-anchor.
Episode 5
Architect of Destruction
aired: Thu, Jan 20, 2011
Ted becomes conflicted about pursuing his dream job of designing the new GNB headquarters after meeting a hot girl who's passionate about saving the landmark building that is being torn down to make room for it.
Episode 4
Subway Wars
aired: Thu, Jan 13, 2011
When the gang teases Robin about not being a "real" New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing them to a downtown restaurant to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen, the ultimate New Yorker.
Episode 3
Unfinished
aired: Thu, Jan 6, 2011
When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney ties to woo him by using all of his best womanizing tactics. Meanwhile, Robin is still not over her relationship with Don and drunk dials him.
Episode 2
Unknown
aired: Wed, Oct 8, 2008
When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.
Episode 1
Big Days
aired: Thu, Dec 23, 2010
When Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl, Ted realizes that she is there with Cindy (guest star Rachel Bilson), a girl he previously dated who is also the roommate of his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is heartbroken over Don, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family.
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Episode 24
Doppelgangers
aired: Tue, May 25, 2010
Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job, on the fifth season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.
Episode 23
The Wedding Bride
aired: Thu, Nov 4, 2010
When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar. Judy Greer guest stars as Royce, Ted's date. Jason Lewis, Malin Akerman and Chris Kattan guest star as the movie versions of Tony, Stella and Ted.
Episode 22
Robots Versus Wrestlers
aired: Thu, Oct 21, 2010
When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.
Episode 21
Twin Beds
aired: Thu, Oct 14, 2010
When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.
Episode 20
Home Wreckers
aired: Thu, Oct 7, 2010
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.
Episode 19
Zoo or False
aired: Thu, Sep 30, 2010
When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.
Episode 18
Say Cheese
aired: Thu, Sep 23, 2010
When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.
Episode 17
Of Course
aired: Thu, Sep 16, 2010
When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
Episode 16
Hooked
aired: Thu, Sep 9, 2010
When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany (Carrie Underwood), they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.
Episode 15
Rabbit Or Duck
aired: Thu, Sep 2, 2010
When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
Episode 14
The Perfect Week
aired: Thu, Aug 26, 2010
When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.
Episode 13
Jenkins
aired: Thu, Aug 19, 2010
When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking game has been made up about her.
Episode 12
Girls Vs Suits
aired: Thu, Aug 12, 2010
In the 100th episode, when Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.
Episode 11
Last Cigarette Ever
aired: Thu, Aug 5, 2010
The gang struggles to quit smoking while Robin clashes with her new jaded co-worker.
Episode 10
The Window
aired: Thu, Jul 29, 2010
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect girl is finally available, and Marshall takes action when he finds a letter written by his younger self.
Episode 9
Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
aired: Thu, Jul 22, 2010
Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.
Episode 8
The Playbook
aired: Thu, Jul 15, 2010
When Robin and Barney break up, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get himself back into the dating scene.
Episode 7
The Rough Patch
aired: Thu, Jul 8, 2010
After Barney and Robin hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily devises the perfect plan to break them up, calling in help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke.
Episode 6
Bagpipes
aired: Thu, Jul 1, 2010
To prove that he and Robin are the perfect couple, Barney arrogantly gives relationship advice to Marshall, which results in a huge fight between Marshall and Lily.
Episode 5
Dual Citizenship
aired: Thu, Jun 24, 2010
While Barney tries to convince Robin to become an American citizen, Ted and Marshall's fabled road trip takes a wrong turn when Marshall invites Lily.
Episode 4
intervention
aired: Thu, Oct 16, 2008
When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong, forcing Barney and Robin to try to break up with them.
Episode 3
I Heart NY
aired: Thu, Oct 16, 2008
When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.
Episode 2
Double Date
aired: Tue, Sep 29, 2009
While on a blind date, Ted realizes this is actually his second first date with the same girl, and seven years later they still have nothing in common. Meanwhile, Barney takes Marshall out on the town, much to the dismay of Robin.
Episode 1
Definitions
aired: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
When the gang finds out that Barney and Robin are hesitant to define their relationship, Lily forces them to confront their biggest fear...becoming boyfriend/girlfriend. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about teaching his first lecture at Columbia.
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Episode 24
The Leap
aired: Tue, May 19, 2009
When Ted pulls an all-nighter working on a pitch in an attempt to bring business to his fledgling architecture firm, Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party.
Episode 23
As Fast As She Can
aired: Tue, May 12, 2009
In his attempt to assuage his guilt for "ruining Ted's life," Tony, Stella's fiancé, insists on helping Ted find a job, but only manages to prove that no good deed goes unpunished. Meanwhile, Barney tries to prove he can get out of a speeding ticket.
Episode 22
Right Place Right Time
aired: Tue, May 5, 2009
After Ted runs into an old flame, he talks to his future kids about how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life. Meanwhile, Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
Episode 21
The Three Days Rule
aired: Mon, Apr 27, 2009
When Ted breaks Barney and Marshall's "three days rule" by having a "text" relationship with a girl he just met, they play a cruel joke on him by pretending to be her.
Episode 20
Mobius Designs
aired: Tue, Apr 14, 2009
When Ted loses his job and decides to form his own architectural firm out of his apartment, he hires an intern to help get his company off the ground, but the intern gets too close for comfort with some of Ted's friends.
Episode 19
Murtaugh
aired: Tue, Mar 31, 2009
When Barney hears that Ted has made a list of things he feels the gang is too old to do, he attempts to complete every task on the list within 24 hours to prove Ted wrong.
Episode 18
Old King Clancy
aired: Tue, Mar 24, 2009
When Goliath National Bank cancels plans to build their new headquarters that Ted was hired to design, Barney and Marshall concoct an elaborate lie to keep Ted from knowing he is out of a job.
Episode 17
The Front Porch
aired: Tue, Mar 17, 2009
When Karen finds another woman's earring in Ted's bed, he discovers that Lily planted it there on purpose, and that she secretly meddled in some of his previous relationships as well.
Episode 16
Sorry, Bro
aired: Tue, Mar 10, 2009
When Lily and Marshall hear that Ted's college girlfriend, Karen, has moved to New York City, they finally reveal how much they hated her back then.
Episode 15
The Stinsons
aired: Tue, Mar 3, 2009
When the gang suspects that Barney has a girlfriend after he mysteriously leaves MacLaren's, they decide to follow him.
Episode 14
The Possimpible
aired: Mon, Feb 2, 2009
When Robin realizes that she only has four days to get a job or she will be deported back to Canada, she agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
Episode 13
Three Days Of Snow
aired: Tue, Jan 20, 2009
When a blizzard shuts down the city, Marshall and Lily try to continue their longstanding airport reunion tradition while Ted and Barney volunteer to keep MacLaren's open so they can meet up with some college girls.
Episode 12
Benefits
aired: Tue, Jan 13, 2009
When Ted and Robin become "friends with benefits" to deal with conflicts they're having around the apartment, Barney tries to resolve the issues so they'll stop hooking up. Meanwhile, "reality" stars get too real for Marshall when they taunt him from the pages of his magazine.
Episode 11
Little Minnesota
aired: Tue, Dec 16, 2008
Ted turns into an overprotective, older brother by going out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit him in New York. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin bond when he introduces her to a Minnesota themed bar.
Episode 10
The Fight
aired: Tue, Dec 9, 2008
Ted tries to prove he's not pathetic for getting left at the altar, and Barney tries to impress Robin, who thinks fighting is sexy, by fighting with patrons who are sitting in their favorite booth.
Episode 9
The Naked Man
aired: Tue, Nov 25, 2008
After Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin's date sitting on the couch in the buff, the gang realizes this method might be the easiest way to get their dates into bed with them.
Episode 8
Woooo!
aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2008
Robin rediscovers the "Woo Girls," a group of single girls who like to go out and party. Meanwhile, Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's new headquarters.
Episode 7
Not A Father's Day
aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2008
When Lily and Marshall contemplate making the life-changing decision to have a baby, Lily turns to Ted and Robin for advice and their very different points of view on the issue.
Episode 6
Happily Ever After
aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2008
While out for dinner with the gang, Ted runs into someone from his past that prompts each of them to think about how they would handle bumping into someone they'd rather forget.
Episode 5
Shelter Island
aired: Thu, Oct 16, 2008
After Stella and Ted make the spontaneous decision to get married in three days, the presence of their exes destroys what was to be the "happiest day of their lives."
Episode 4
Intervention
aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2008
When Ted discovers that the gang ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
Episode 3
I Heart NJ
aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2008
After inviting the gang to Stella's apartment in New Jersey, Ted tries to sell them on the perks of living in the suburbs until he learns that she expects him to move there after they're married.
Episode 2
The Best Burger in New York
aired: Tue, Sep 30, 2008
Television personality Regis Philbin meets a burger-mad Marshall while on his quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
Episode 1
Do I Know You?
aired: Mon, Sep 22, 2008
As Stella responds to Ted's proposal, Barney realizes that he's in love with Robin.
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Episode 21
Miracles
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella.
Episode 20
Miracles
aired: Mon, May 19, 2008
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
Episode 19
Everything Must Go
aired: Mon, May 12, 2008
When Ted tells the gang Stella's intimate secret, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
Episode 18
Rebound Bro
aired: Mon, May 5, 2008
When a guilt-ridden Barney breaks the "Bro Code", he struggles with the ramifications of his misstep.
Episode 16
Sandcastles in the Sand
aired: Mon, Apr 21, 2008
When Robin rekindles things with an old flame, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome.
Episode 15
The Chain of Screaming
aired: Mon, Apr 14, 2008
After Marshall is verbally emasculated by his boss, he struggles with the fact that taking a job with a "big bad" corporate law firm may have been a major mistake.
Episode 14
The Bracket
aired: Mon, Mar 31, 2008
When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.
Episode 13
Ten Sessions
aired: Mon, Mar 24, 2008
Continuing his passionate quest to find the woman who will one day be his wife, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella. While Stella turns down his repeated efforts for a date, her office receptionist, Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.
Episode 12
No Tomorrow
aired: Mon, Mar 17, 2008
When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.
Episode 11
The Platinum Rule
aired: Mon, Dec 10, 2007
When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.
Episode 10
The Yips
aired: Mon, Nov 26, 2007
When Barney loses his "mojo," he attends the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show after-party to get himself back on track, but his smooth operating skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum.
Episode 9
Slapsgiving
aired: Mon, Nov 19, 2007
As Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, Barney is tortured by the tick-tock of the slap bet countdown clock and the uncertainty of the exact moment the slap is going to be delivered.
Episode 8
Spoiler Alert
aired: Mon, Nov 12, 2007
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful girl, the gang can't help but point out a deal-breaking flaw, eventually leading to a heated exchange of barbs among the group.
Episode 7
Dowisetrepla
aired: Mon, Nov 5, 2007
When Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment, not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.
Episode 6
I'm Not That Guy
aired: Mon, Oct 29, 2007
When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth (guest star John Cho) wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.
Episode 5
How I Met Everyone Else
aired: Mon, Oct 22, 2007
When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.
Episode 4
Little Boys
aired: Mon, Oct 15, 2007
When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.
Episode 3
Third Wheel
aired: Mon, Oct 8, 2007
When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.
Episode 2
We're Not from Here
aired: Mon, Oct 1, 2007
After seeing girls get weak in the knees over Robin's man, Gael, who's from Argentina, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet chicks.
Episode 1
Wait for It...
aired: Mon, Sep 24, 2007
When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen...wait for it...dary!
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Episode 22
Something Blue
aired: Mon, May 14, 2007
At Marshall and Lily's wedding reception, Barney is desperate to discover the big secret that Ted and Robin are hiding.
Episode 21
Something Borrowed
aired: Mon, May 7, 2007
Surprisingly, it's up to Barney, the consummate bachelor, to set things right when they go wrong on Marshall and Lily's wedding day.
Episode 20
Showdown
aired: Mon, Apr 30, 2007
Barney is thrilled by the opportunity to fulfill a lifelong dream: to appear on The Price is Right and actually meet Bob Barker.
Episode 19
Bachelor Party
aired: Mon, Apr 9, 2007
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party by hiring a stripper, and Lily reveals a secret that causes Marshall to rethink his choice of best man.
Episode 18
Moving Day
aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2007
Before he considers moving into Ted's old room himself, Barney does everything he can to prevent Ted from moving in with Robin.
Episode 17
Arrivederci, Fiero
aired: Mon, Feb 26, 2007
With Marshall's beloved Fiero in the shop for repairs, the gang reminisces about good times spent in the old car, and Marshall realizes that it may finally be time to let it go.
Episode 16
Stuff
aired: Mon, Feb 19, 2007
While Ted and Robin purge themselves of mementos from past relationships, Lily's performance in an awful play prompts Barney to star in a play of his own.
Episode 15
Lucky Penny
aired: Mon, Feb 12, 2007
Ted contemplates the mysterious ways of destiny after a string of bad luck that might just turn out for the best.
Episode 14
Monday Night Football
aired: Mon, Feb 5, 2007
When a funeral preempts the gang's Super Bowl plans, they agree to watch the game on Monday night, trying desperately not to find out the score ahead of time.
Episode 13
Columns
aired: Mon, Jan 22, 2007
A nude painting of Marshall gives Barney an idea for a portrait of his own, and Ted can't quite bring himself to fire his former boss in spite of the man's obnoxiousness.
Episode 12
First Time In New York
aired: Mon, Jan 8, 2007
Robin wants to talk her younger sister out of losing her virginity, and the gang regales one another with the wild stories of their first sexual experiences.
Episode 11
How Lily Stole Christmas
aired: Mon, Dec 11, 2006
Ted must find a way to make amends when a fight between him and Lily threatens to ruin everyone's holiday.
Episode 10
Single Stamina
aired: Mon, Nov 27, 2006
Barney may be losing a wingman when his brother James arrives in town with some surprising news.
Episode 9
Slap Bet
aired: Mon, Nov 20, 2006
Robin tries to hide her secret past, and the guys discuss opposing viewpoints on getting to know women: while Ted prefers to know everything up front, Barney wants to know as little as possible.
Episode 8
Atlantic City
aired: Mon, Nov 13, 2006
The whole gang is off to Atlantic City when Marshall and Lily finally decide to get married, but eloping just isn't as easy as it used to be!
Episode 7
Swarley
aired: Mon, Nov 6, 2006
Marshall goes on his first real date since breaking up with Lily, but his buddies warn him about the inherent dangers of dating a girl with crazy eyes.
Episode 6
Aldrin Justice
aired: Mon, Oct 23, 2006
Hoping that she'll lighten up a bit, Barney takes it upon himself to satisfy Marshall's recently divorced law professor. Lily, meanwhile, takes a job at Ted's office and tries to teach the boss a lesson.
Episode 5
World's Greatest Couple
aired: Mon, Oct 16, 2006
Needing a place to stay, Lily moves in with Barney, and it's only a matter of time before they're sleeping together. Elsewhere, Marshall spends some quality time with a new friend, who just happens to be a guy.
Episode 4
Ted Mosby, Architect
aired: Mon, Oct 9, 2006
After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Ted goes out on the town with a great new pick-up line and a jealous Robin hot on his heels.
Episode 3
Brunch
aired: Mon, Oct 2, 2006
Robin is worried about meeting Ted's parents, who have a big surprise in store. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall struggle with the precarious new status of their relationship.
Episode 2
The Scorpion and the Toad
aired: Mon, Sep 25, 2006
While Marshall adjusts to bachelorhood, Lily is back in town after an amazing summer in San Francisco, but what really brought her back?
Episode 1
Where Were We?
aired: Mon, Sep 18, 2006
While Ted and Robin's romance blossoms, the newly-single Marshall is having trouble getting over his break up with Lily, in spite of the gang's best efforts to cheer him.
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Episode 22
Come On
aired: Mon, May 15, 2006
Hoping to get closer to Robin, Ted tries to prevent her from going away for the weekend with her co-anchor, Sandy. Meanwhile, Marshall is upset when he finds out about Lily's fellowship interview.
Episode 21
Milk
aired: Mon, May 8, 2006
Ted is excited when a matchmaking service claims to have found his soul mate, but he must postpone his date to help Lily, who has a surprising revelation.
Episode 20
Best Prom Ever
aired: Mon, May 1, 2006
With her wedding day fast approaching, Lily, along with Barney and Robin, crashes a high school prom to scope out a potential band for the reception.
Episode 19
Mary the Paralegal
aired: Mon, Apr 24, 2006
Ted needs a date to take to Robin's awards banquet, so Barney hooks him up with Mary, who may be a call girl.
Episode 18
Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
aired: Mon, Apr 10, 2006
With Victoria on his mind, Ted has conflicted feelings when Robin invites him over for a late night rendezvous.
Episode 17
Life Among The Gorillas
aired: Mon, Mar 20, 2006
With Victoria in Germany, Ted faces the pitfalls of long-distance relationships, and Marshall has trouble fitting in when he takes a job at Barney's company.
Episode 16
Cupcake
aired: Mon, Mar 6, 2006
Just as Ted and Victoria's relationship is beginning to flourish, she's offered a scholarship to a culinary institute in Germany. Should she stay, or should she go?
Episode 15
Game Night
aired: Mon, Feb 27, 2006
Marshall's game night leads to some startling and very embarrassing revelations.
Episode 14
Zip, Zip, Zip
aired: Mon, Feb 6, 2006
Hiding in the bathroom, Marshall and Lily wait impatiently for Ted and Victoria to consummate their relationship, and Barney typically gets the wrong idea while hanging out with Robin.
Episode 13
Drumroll, Please
aired: Mon, Jan 23, 2006
Robin is emotionally torn when Ted meets an exciting new woman, Victoria, at the wedding. Afterward, though, he doesn't know how to contact her.
Episode 12
The Wedding
aired: Mon, Jan 9, 2006
Ted's romantic hopes are dashed when he invites Robin to a fancy wedding, only to discover that the bride-to-be won't allow him to bring a date.
Episode 11
The Limo
aired: Mon, Dec 19, 2005
New Year's Eve is a wild ride as Ted rents a limo for a night of party-hopping with the gang.
Episode 10
The Pineapple Incident
aired: Mon, Nov 28, 2005
Thanksgiving with Marshall's family is especially stressful for Lily because she thinks she may be pregnant. Elsewhere, Robin, Barney and Ted spend the holiday volunteering at a homeless shelter.
Episode 9
Belly Full of Turkey
aired: Mon, Nov 21, 2005
After an alcohol-induced blackout, Ted awakens to find a strange woman - and a pineapple - in his bed.
Episode 8
The Duel
aired: Mon, Nov 14, 2005
When Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, he learns that love is not a science. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily confront a frightening creature living in the apartment.
Episode 7
Matchmaker
aired: Mon, Nov 7, 2005
Lily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and when Ted suspects that he's being edged out of the apartment, he and Marshall decide to settle it like men.When Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, he learns that love is not a science.
Episode 6
Slutty Pumpkin
aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2005
Halloween hijinx are afoot as Ted makes his annual trek to the same lame party in search of a girl he met there years ago, while Robin joins Marshall and Lily for a double date.
Episode 5
Okay Awesome
aired: Mon, Oct 17, 2005
Robin, Ted, and Barney go to a hot new club, leaving the engaged Marshall and Lily to a more adult, albeit boring, evening of wine tasting.
Episode 4
Return of the Shirt
aired: Mon, Oct 10, 2005
Ted reconnects with Natalie, an old flame, and soon remembers why he dumped her in the first place. Meanwhile, Barney pays Robin to say outrageous things on the air.
Episode 3
Sweet Taste of Liberty
aired: Mon, Oct 3, 2005
Barney's plan to meet girls at the airport backfires as he and Ted are picked up by airport security, and Lily gets jealous when Robin monopolizes the male attention at their girls' night out.
Episode 2
Purple Giraffe
aired: Mon, Sep 26, 2005
Ted throws a party in hopes of seeing Robin again, but when she doesn't show up, he throws another party...and another. Meanwhile, Lily's heightened libido prevents Marshall from getting his work done.
Episode 1
Pilot
aired: Mon, Sep 19, 2005
In 2030, Ted tells his children the story of how he met their mother, beginning back in 2005 with Marshall and Lily’s engagement. Ted, eager to find his soulmate, meets Robin, and sets his sights on marrying her.
