How I Met Your Mother


How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother is framed by the year 2030, when Ted Mosby (voiced by Bob Saget) gathers his daughter and son to tell them the story of how he met their mother. Flashback to where the story begins in 2005 with Ted (Josh Radnor) as a single, 27-year-old architect living with his two best friends from Wesleyan University, Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel), a law student, and Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan), a kindergarten teacher, who have been dating for almost nine years when Marshall proposes. Their engagement causes Ted to think about marriage and finding his soul mate, much to the disgust of his friend Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), a womanizer with an unnamed corporate job. And thus, Ted begins his search for his perfect mate.

Genre: Comedy

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    • Episode 804

      Who Wants To Be A Godparent?

      aired: Mon, Oct 15, 2012

      When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one. (TV-14 D, L)

    • Episode 13

      Bass Player Wanted

      aired: Sun, Dec 15, 2013

      A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble. Meanwhile, Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.

    • Episode 12

      Rehearsal Dinner

      aired: Sun, Dec 1, 2013

      Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.

    • Episode 11

      Bedtime Stories

      aired: Mon, Nov 25, 2013

      Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories about Ted, Robin, and Barney.

    • Episode 5

      The Poker Game

      aired: Mon, Oct 14, 2013

      Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin. Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank you notes.

    • Episode 3

      Nannies

      aired: Mon, Oct 8, 2012

      When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it's because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship. (TV-14 D, L)

    • Episode 2

      The Pre-Nup

      aired: Sun, Sep 30, 2012

      When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes. (TV-14 D, L)

    • Episode 1

      Farhampton

      aired: Mon, Sep 23, 2013

      Robin and Barney make a startling discovery, and something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey. Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals he's getting divorced.

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    • Episode 24

      Challenge Accepted

      aired: Thu, Nov 19, 2009

      Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship (until they run into Nora), and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning. Meanwhile, Ted performs his Best Man duties at a very important wedding.

    • Episode 23

      Landmarks

      aired: Thu, Aug 4, 2011

      When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.

    • Episode 22

      The Perfect Cocktail

      aired: Thu, Jul 28, 2011

      When Marshall and Barney argue over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel, Robin and Lily try to mix the right combination of cocktails that will force them to make up. Meanwhile, Ted plans a romantic weekend away with Zoey.

    • Episode 21

      Hopeless

      aired: Thu, Jul 21, 2011

      When Barney tries to bond with his father (guest star John Lithgow), he asks the gang to help make his life seem more exciting by lying about their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.

    • Episode 20

      The Exploding Meatball Sub

      aired: Thu, Jul 14, 2011

      Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.

    • Episode 19

      Legendaddy

      aired: Thu, Jul 7, 2011

      When Barney finally meets his father (guest star John Lithgow), he's surprised to learn how his life turned out. Meanwhile, the gang points out each other's "gaps," something they should know by adulthood, but never learned.

    • Episode 18

      A Change of Heart

      aired: Thu, Jun 30, 2011

      When Barney starts to have real feelings for Nora, he worries that there is something wrong with his heart. Meanwhile, Robyn starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog.

    • Episode 17

      Garbage Island

      aired: Thu, Jun 23, 2011

      After Marshall sees a documentary about garbage, he becomes fixated on saving the environment. Meanwhile, Ted runs into Zoey's ex-husband, The Captain, and Robin forces Barney to admit he has feelings for Nora, the girl who made history as his first Valentine's Day date ever.

    • Episode 16

      Desperation Day

      aired: Thu, Jun 16, 2011

      Barney declares February 13th "Desperation Day," a holiday for desperate women. Meanwhile, Lily surprises Marshall for Valentine's Day, Ted and Zoey continue to figure out their relationship and Robin bonds with her single girlfriends.

    • Episode 15

      Oh, Honey

      aired: Thu, Jun 9, 2011

      When Zoey fixes Ted up on a date with her cousin (guest star Katy Perry), the gang resorts to calling her "Honey" after learning how naive she is. Meanwhile, Ted calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey, and Barney gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place.

    • Episode 14

      Last Words

      aired: Thu, Jun 2, 2011

      The gang travels home to Minnesota with Marshall where Ted and Barney will stop at nothing to make Marshall laugh. Meanwhile, Marshall has an unfortunate meeting with an old high school bully that terrorized him throughout his youth.

    • Episode 13

      Bad News

      aired: Thu, May 26, 2011

      When Marshall and Lily fear they will never get pregnant, they see a specialist who can hopefully help move the process along. Meanwhile, Robin starts her new job.

    • Episode 12

      False Positive

      aired: Thu, May 19, 2011

      When Marshall and Lily receive shocking news, it has a profound effect on the gang and forces them to reexamine their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new job, Barney discovers the joy of giving on Christmas and Ted begins his duties as Best Man for his old friend Punchy's wedding.

    • Episode 11

      The Mermaid Theory

      aired: Thu, May 12, 2011

      When Ted's new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that men and married women can't be friends, he invites her husband, "The Captain," to hang out with them. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin decide to spend alone time together.

    • Episode 10

      Blitzgiving

      aired: Thu, Feb 24, 2011

      When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.

    • Episode 9

      Glitter

      aired: Thu, Feb 17, 2011

      When Barney finds a copy of the Canadian kids show "Space Teens" starring Robin's alter-ego "Robin Sparkles," the gang learns more about Robin's past as a performer than they expected.

    • Episode 8

      Natural History

      aired: Thu, Feb 10, 2011

      When the gang attends a black tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey and sees a whole different side of her when she introduces him to her husband, The Captain.

    • Episode 7

      Baby Talk

      aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012

      When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

    • Episode 6

      Baby Talk

      aired: Thu, Jan 27, 2011

      Marshall and Lily independently research how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice. Meanwhile, Robin is growing more and more irritated by her perky new co-anchor.

    • Episode 5

      Architect of Destruction

      aired: Thu, Jan 20, 2011

      Ted becomes conflicted about pursuing his dream job of designing the new GNB headquarters after meeting a hot girl who's passionate about saving the landmark building that is being torn down to make room for it.

    • Episode 4

      Subway Wars

      aired: Thu, Jan 13, 2011

      When the gang teases Robin about not being a "real" New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing them to a downtown restaurant to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen, the ultimate New Yorker.

    • Episode 3

      Unfinished

      aired: Thu, Jan 6, 2011

      When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney ties to woo him by using all of his best womanizing tactics. Meanwhile, Robin is still not over her relationship with Don and drunk dials him.

    • Episode 2

      Unknown

      aired: Wed, Oct 8, 2008

      When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.

    • Episode 1

      Big Days

      aired: Thu, Dec 23, 2010

      When Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl, Ted realizes that she is there with Cindy (guest star Rachel Bilson), a girl he previously dated who is also the roommate of his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is heartbroken over Don, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family.

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    • Episode 24

      Doppelgangers

      aired: Tue, May 25, 2010

      Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job, on the fifth season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.

    • Episode 23

      The Wedding Bride

      aired: Thu, Nov 4, 2010

      When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar. Judy Greer guest stars as Royce, Ted's date. Jason Lewis, Malin Akerman and Chris Kattan guest star as the movie versions of Tony, Stella and Ted.

    • Episode 22

      Robots Versus Wrestlers

      aired: Thu, Oct 21, 2010

      When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.

    • Episode 21

      Twin Beds

      aired: Thu, Oct 14, 2010

      When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.

    • Episode 20

      Home Wreckers

      aired: Thu, Oct 7, 2010

      When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.

    • Episode 19

      Zoo or False

      aired: Thu, Sep 30, 2010

      When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

    • Episode 18

      Say Cheese

      aired: Thu, Sep 23, 2010

      When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

    • Episode 17

      Of Course

      aired: Thu, Sep 16, 2010

      When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

    • Episode 16

      Hooked

      aired: Thu, Sep 9, 2010

      When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany (Carrie Underwood), they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

    • Episode 15

      Rabbit Or Duck

      aired: Thu, Sep 2, 2010

      When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.

    • Episode 14

      The Perfect Week

      aired: Thu, Aug 26, 2010

      When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

    • Episode 13

      Jenkins

      aired: Thu, Aug 19, 2010

      When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking game has been made up about her.

    • Episode 12

      Girls Vs Suits

      aired: Thu, Aug 12, 2010

      In the 100th episode, when Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

    • Episode 11

      Last Cigarette Ever

      aired: Thu, Aug 5, 2010

      The gang struggles to quit smoking while Robin clashes with her new jaded co-worker.

    • Episode 10

      The Window

      aired: Thu, Jul 29, 2010

      The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect girl is finally available, and Marshall takes action when he finds a letter written by his younger self.

    • Episode 9

      Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

      aired: Thu, Jul 22, 2010

      Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

    • Episode 8

      The Playbook

      aired: Thu, Jul 15, 2010

      When Robin and Barney break up, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get himself back into the dating scene.

    • Episode 7

      The Rough Patch

      aired: Thu, Jul 8, 2010

      After Barney and Robin hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily devises the perfect plan to break them up, calling in help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke.

    • Episode 6

      Bagpipes

      aired: Thu, Jul 1, 2010

      To prove that he and Robin are the perfect couple, Barney arrogantly gives relationship advice to Marshall, which results in a huge fight between Marshall and Lily.

    • Episode 5

      Dual Citizenship

      aired: Thu, Jun 24, 2010

      While Barney tries to convince Robin to become an American citizen, Ted and Marshall's fabled road trip takes a wrong turn when Marshall invites Lily.

    • Episode 4

      intervention

      aired: Thu, Oct 16, 2008

      When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong, forcing Barney and Robin to try to break up with them.

    • Episode 3

      I Heart NY

      aired: Thu, Oct 16, 2008

      When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

    • Episode 2

      Double Date

      aired: Tue, Sep 29, 2009

      While on a blind date, Ted realizes this is actually his second first date with the same girl, and seven years later they still have nothing in common. Meanwhile, Barney takes Marshall out on the town, much to the dismay of Robin.

    • Episode 1

      Definitions

      aired: Tue, Sep 22, 2009

      When the gang finds out that Barney and Robin are hesitant to define their relationship, Lily forces them to confront their biggest fear...becoming boyfriend/girlfriend. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about teaching his first lecture at Columbia.

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    • Episode 24

      The Leap

      aired: Tue, May 19, 2009

      When Ted pulls an all-nighter working on a pitch in an attempt to bring business to his fledgling architecture firm, Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party.

    • Episode 23

      As Fast As She Can

      aired: Tue, May 12, 2009

      In his attempt to assuage his guilt for "ruining Ted's life," Tony, Stella's fiancé, insists on helping Ted find a job, but only manages to prove that no good deed goes unpunished. Meanwhile, Barney tries to prove he can get out of a speeding ticket.

    • Episode 22

      Right Place Right Time

      aired: Tue, May 5, 2009

      After Ted runs into an old flame, he talks to his future kids about how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life. Meanwhile, Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.

    • Episode 21

      The Three Days Rule

      aired: Tue, Apr 28, 2009

      When Ted breaks Barney and Marshall's "three days rule" by having a "text" relationship with a girl he just met, they play a cruel joke on him by pretending to be her.

    • Episode 20

      Mobius Designs

      aired: Tue, Apr 14, 2009

      When Ted loses his job and decides to form his own architectural firm out of his apartment, he hires an intern to help get his company off the ground, but the intern gets too close for comfort with some of Ted's friends.

    • Episode 19

      Murtaugh

      aired: Tue, Mar 31, 2009

      When Barney hears that Ted has made a list of things he feels the gang is too old to do, he attempts to complete every task on the list within 24 hours to prove Ted wrong.

    • Episode 18

      Old King Clancy

      aired: Tue, Mar 24, 2009

      When Goliath National Bank cancels plans to build their new headquarters that Ted was hired to design, Barney and Marshall concoct an elaborate lie to keep Ted from knowing he is out of a job.

    • Episode 17

      The Front Porch

      aired: Tue, Mar 17, 2009

      When Karen finds another woman's earring in Ted's bed, he discovers that Lily planted it there on purpose, and that she secretly meddled in some of his previous relationships as well.

    • Episode 16

      Sorry, Bro

      aired: Tue, Mar 10, 2009

      When Lily and Marshall hear that Ted's college girlfriend, Karen, has moved to New York City, they finally reveal how much they hated her back then.

    • Episode 15

      The Stinsons

      aired: Tue, Mar 3, 2009

      When the gang suspects that Barney has a girlfriend after he mysteriously leaves MacLaren's, they decide to follow him.

    • Episode 14

      The Possimpible

      aired: Mon, Feb 2, 2009

      When Robin realizes that she only has four days to get a job or she will be deported back to Canada, she agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.

    • Episode 13

      Three Days Of Snow

      aired: Tue, Jan 20, 2009

      When a blizzard shuts down the city, Marshall and Lily try to continue their longstanding airport reunion tradition while Ted and Barney volunteer to keep MacLaren's open so they can meet up with some college girls.

    • Episode 12

      Benefits

      aired: Tue, Jan 13, 2009

      When Ted and Robin become "friends with benefits" to deal with conflicts they're having around the apartment, Barney tries to resolve the issues so they'll stop hooking up. Meanwhile, "reality" stars get too real for Marshall when they taunt him from the pages of his magazine.

    • Episode 11

      Little Minnesota

      aired: Tue, Dec 16, 2008

      Ted turns into an overprotective, older brother by going out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit him in New York. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin bond when he introduces her to a Minnesota themed bar.

    • Episode 10

      The Fight

      aired: Tue, Dec 9, 2008

      Ted tries to prove he's not pathetic for getting left at the altar, and Barney tries to impress Robin, who thinks fighting is sexy, by fighting with patrons who are sitting in their favorite booth.

    • Episode 9

      The Naked Man

      aired: Tue, Nov 25, 2008

      After Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin's date sitting on the couch in the buff, the gang realizes this method might be the easiest way to get their dates into bed with them.

    • Episode 8

      Woooo!

      aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2008

      Robin rediscovers the "Woo Girls," a group of single girls who like to go out and party. Meanwhile, Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's new headquarters.

    • Episode 7

      Not A Father's Day

      aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2008

      When Lily and Marshall contemplate making the life-changing decision to have a baby, Lily turns to Ted and Robin for advice and their very different points of view on the issue.

    • Episode 6

      Happily Ever After

      aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2008

      While out for dinner with the gang, Ted runs into someone from his past that prompts each of them to think about how they would handle bumping into someone they'd rather forget.

    • Episode 5

      Shelter Island

      aired: Thu, Oct 16, 2008

      After Stella and Ted make the spontaneous decision to get married in three days, the presence of their exes destroys what was to be the "happiest day of their lives."

    • Episode 4

      Intervention

      aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2008

      When Ted discovers that the gang ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.

    • Episode 3

      I Heart NJ

      aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2008

      After inviting the gang to Stella's apartment in New Jersey, Ted tries to sell them on the perks of living in the suburbs until he learns that she expects him to move there after they're married.

    • Episode 2

      The Best Burger in New York

      aired: Tue, Sep 30, 2008

      Television personality Regis Philbin meets a burger-mad Marshall while on his quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.

    • Episode 1

      Do I Know You?

      aired: Tue, Sep 23, 2008

      As Stella responds to Ted's proposal, Barney realizes that he's in love with Robin.

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    • Episode 21

      Miracles

      aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012

      When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella.

    • Episode 20

      Miracles

      aired: Mon, May 19, 2008

      When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

    • Episode 19

      Everything Must Go

      aired: Mon, May 12, 2008

      When Ted tells the gang Stella's intimate secret, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.

    • Episode 18

      Rebound Bro

      aired: Mon, May 5, 2008

      When a guilt-ridden Barney breaks the "Bro Code", he struggles with the ramifications of his misstep.

    • Episode 16

      Sandcastles in the Sand

      aired: Mon, Apr 21, 2008

      When Robin rekindles things with an old flame, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome.

    • Episode 15

      The Chain of Screaming

      aired: Mon, Apr 14, 2008

      After Marshall is verbally emasculated by his boss, he struggles with the fact that taking a job with a "big bad" corporate law firm may have been a major mistake.

    • Episode 14

      The Bracket

      aired: Mon, Mar 31, 2008

      When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.

    • Episode 13

      Ten Sessions

      aired: Mon, Mar 24, 2008

      Continuing his passionate quest to find the woman who will one day be his wife, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella. While Stella turns down his repeated efforts for a date, her office receptionist, Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.

    • Episode 12

      No Tomorrow

      aired: Mon, Mar 17, 2008

      When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.

    • Episode 11

      The Platinum Rule

      aired: Mon, Dec 10, 2007

      When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.

    • Episode 10

      The Yips

      aired: Mon, Nov 26, 2007

      When Barney loses his "mojo," he attends the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show after-party to get himself back on track, but his smooth operating skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum.

    • Episode 9

      Slapsgiving

      aired: Mon, Nov 19, 2007

      As Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, Barney is tortured by the tick-tock of the slap bet countdown clock and the uncertainty of the exact moment the slap is going to be delivered.

    • Episode 8

      Spoiler Alert

      aired: Mon, Nov 12, 2007

      When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful girl, the gang can't help but point out a deal-breaking flaw, eventually leading to a heated exchange of barbs among the group.

    • Episode 7

      Dowisetrepla

      aired: Mon, Nov 5, 2007

      When Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment, not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.

    • Episode 6

      I'm Not That Guy

      aired: Mon, Oct 29, 2007

      When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth (guest star John Cho) wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.

    • Episode 5

      How I Met Everyone Else

      aired: Mon, Oct 22, 2007

      When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.

    • Episode 4

      Little Boys

      aired: Mon, Oct 15, 2007

      When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.

    • Episode 3

      Third Wheel

      aired: Mon, Oct 8, 2007

      When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.

    • Episode 2

      We're Not from Here

      aired: Mon, Oct 1, 2007

      After seeing girls get weak in the knees over Robin's man, Gael, who's from Argentina, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet chicks.

    • Episode 1

      Wait for It...

      aired: Mon, Sep 24, 2007

      When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen...wait for it...dary!

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    • Episode 22

      Something Blue

      aired: Mon, May 14, 2007

      At Marshall and Lily's wedding reception, Barney is desperate to discover the big secret that Ted and Robin are hiding.

    • Episode 21

      Something Borrowed

      aired: Mon, May 7, 2007

      Surprisingly, it's up to Barney, the consummate bachelor, to set things right when they go wrong on Marshall and Lily's wedding day.

    • Episode 20

      Showdown

      aired: Mon, Apr 30, 2007

      Barney is thrilled by the opportunity to fulfill a lifelong dream: to appear on The Price is Right and actually meet Bob Barker.

    • Episode 19

      Bachelor Party

      aired: Mon, Apr 9, 2007

      Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party by hiring a stripper, and Lily reveals a secret that causes Marshall to rethink his choice of best man.

    • Episode 18

      Moving Day

      aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2007

      Before he considers moving into Ted's old room himself, Barney does everything he can to prevent Ted from moving in with Robin.

    • Episode 17

      Arrivederci, Fiero

      aired: Mon, Feb 26, 2007

      With Marshall's beloved Fiero in the shop for repairs, the gang reminisces about good times spent in the old car, and Marshall realizes that it may finally be time to let it go.

    • Episode 16

      Stuff

      aired: Mon, Feb 19, 2007

      While Ted and Robin purge themselves of mementos from past relationships, Lily's performance in an awful play prompts Barney to star in a play of his own.

    • Episode 15

      Lucky Penny

      aired: Mon, Feb 12, 2007

      Ted contemplates the mysterious ways of destiny after a string of bad luck that might just turn out for the best.

    • Episode 14

      Monday Night Football

      aired: Mon, Feb 5, 2007

      When a funeral preempts the gang's Super Bowl plans, they agree to watch the game on Monday night, trying desperately not to find out the score ahead of time.

    • Episode 13

      Columns

      aired: Mon, Jan 22, 2007

      A nude painting of Marshall gives Barney an idea for a portrait of his own, and Ted can't quite bring himself to fire his former boss in spite of the man's obnoxiousness.

    • Episode 12

      First Time In New York

      aired: Mon, Jan 8, 2007

      Robin wants to talk her younger sister out of losing her virginity, and the gang regales one another with the wild stories of their first sexual experiences.

    • Episode 11

      How Lily Stole Christmas

      aired: Mon, Dec 11, 2006

      Ted must find a way to make amends when a fight between him and Lily threatens to ruin everyone's holiday.

    • Episode 10

      Single Stamina

      aired: Mon, Nov 27, 2006

      Barney may be losing a wingman when his brother James arrives in town with some surprising news.

    • Episode 9

      Slap Bet

      aired: Mon, Nov 20, 2006

      Robin tries to hide her secret past, and the guys discuss opposing viewpoints on getting to know women: while Ted prefers to know everything up front, Barney wants to know as little as possible.

    • Episode 8

      Atlantic City

      aired: Mon, Nov 13, 2006

      The whole gang is off to Atlantic City when Marshall and Lily finally decide to get married, but eloping just isn't as easy as it used to be!

    • Episode 7

      Swarley

      aired: Mon, Nov 6, 2006

      Marshall goes on his first real date since breaking up with Lily, but his buddies warn him about the inherent dangers of dating a girl with crazy eyes.

    • Episode 6

      Aldrin Justice

      aired: Mon, Oct 23, 2006

      Hoping that she'll lighten up a bit, Barney takes it upon himself to satisfy Marshall's recently divorced law professor. Lily, meanwhile, takes a job at Ted's office and tries to teach the boss a lesson.

    • Episode 5

      World's Greatest Couple

      aired: Mon, Oct 16, 2006

      Needing a place to stay, Lily moves in with Barney, and it's only a matter of time before they're sleeping together. Elsewhere, Marshall spends some quality time with a new friend, who just happens to be a guy.

    • Episode 4

      Ted Mosby, Architect

      aired: Mon, Oct 9, 2006

      After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Ted goes out on the town with a great new pick-up line and a jealous Robin hot on his heels.

    • Episode 3

      Brunch

      aired: Mon, Oct 2, 2006

      Robin is worried about meeting Ted's parents, who have a big surprise in store. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall struggle with the precarious new status of their relationship.

    • Episode 2

      The Scorpion and the Toad

      aired: Mon, Sep 25, 2006

      While Marshall adjusts to bachelorhood, Lily is back in town after an amazing summer in San Francisco, but what really brought her back?

    • Episode 1

      Where Were We?

      aired: Mon, Sep 18, 2006

      While Ted and Robin's romance blossoms, the newly-single Marshall is having trouble getting over his break up with Lily, in spite of the gang's best efforts to cheer him.

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    • Episode 22

      Come On

      aired: Mon, May 15, 2006

      Hoping to get closer to Robin, Ted tries to prevent her from going away for the weekend with her co-anchor, Sandy. Meanwhile, Marshall is upset when he finds out about Lily's fellowship interview.

    • Episode 21

      Milk

      aired: Mon, May 8, 2006

      Ted is excited when a matchmaking service claims to have found his soul mate, but he must postpone his date to help Lily, who has a surprising revelation.

    • Episode 20

      Best Prom Ever

      aired: Mon, May 1, 2006

      With her wedding day fast approaching, Lily, along with Barney and Robin, crashes a high school prom to scope out a potential band for the reception.

    • Episode 19

      Mary the Paralegal

      aired: Mon, Apr 24, 2006

      Ted needs a date to take to Robin's awards banquet, so Barney hooks him up with Mary, who may be a call girl.

    • Episode 18

      Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.

      aired: Mon, Apr 10, 2006

      With Victoria on his mind, Ted has conflicted feelings when Robin invites him over for a late night rendezvous.

    • Episode 17

      Life Among The Gorillas

      aired: Mon, Mar 20, 2006

      With Victoria in Germany, Ted faces the pitfalls of long-distance relationships, and Marshall has trouble fitting in when he takes a job at Barney's company.

    • Episode 16

      Cupcake

      aired: Mon, Mar 6, 2006

      Just as Ted and Victoria's relationship is beginning to flourish, she's offered a scholarship to a culinary institute in Germany. Should she stay, or should she go?

    • Episode 15

      Game Night

      aired: Mon, Feb 27, 2006

      Marshall's game night leads to some startling and very embarrassing revelations.

    • Episode 14

      Zip, Zip, Zip

      aired: Mon, Feb 6, 2006

      Hiding in the bathroom, Marshall and Lily wait impatiently for Ted and Victoria to consummate their relationship, and Barney typically gets the wrong idea while hanging out with Robin.

    • Episode 13

      Drumroll, Please

      aired: Mon, Jan 23, 2006

      Robin is emotionally torn when Ted meets an exciting new woman, Victoria, at the wedding. Afterward, though, he doesn't know how to contact her.

    • Episode 12

      The Wedding

      aired: Mon, Jan 9, 2006

      Ted's romantic hopes are dashed when he invites Robin to a fancy wedding, only to discover that the bride-to-be won't allow him to bring a date.

    • Episode 11

      The Limo

      aired: Mon, Dec 19, 2005

      New Year's Eve is a wild ride as Ted rents a limo for a night of party-hopping with the gang.

    • Episode 10

      The Pineapple Incident

      aired: Mon, Nov 28, 2005

      Thanksgiving with Marshall's family is especially stressful for Lily because she thinks she may be pregnant. Elsewhere, Robin, Barney and Ted spend the holiday volunteering at a homeless shelter.

    • Episode 9

      Belly Full of Turkey

      aired: Mon, Nov 21, 2005

      After an alcohol-induced blackout, Ted awakens to find a strange woman - and a pineapple - in his bed.

    • Episode 8

      The Duel

      aired: Mon, Nov 14, 2005

      When Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, he learns that love is not a science. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily confront a frightening creature living in the apartment.

    • Episode 7

      Matchmaker

      aired: Mon, Nov 7, 2005

      Lily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and when Ted suspects that he's being edged out of the apartment, he and Marshall decide to settle it like men.When Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, he learns that love is not a science.

    • Episode 6

      Slutty Pumpkin

      aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2005

      Halloween hijinx are afoot as Ted makes his annual trek to the same lame party in search of a girl he met there years ago, while Robin joins Marshall and Lily for a double date.

    • Episode 5

      Okay Awesome

      aired: Mon, Oct 17, 2005

      Robin, Ted, and Barney go to a hot new club, leaving the engaged Marshall and Lily to a more adult, albeit boring, evening of wine tasting.

    • Episode 4

      Return of the Shirt

      aired: Mon, Oct 10, 2005

      Ted reconnects with Natalie, an old flame, and soon remembers why he dumped her in the first place. Meanwhile, Barney pays Robin to say outrageous things on the air.

    • Episode 3

      Sweet Taste of Liberty

      aired: Mon, Oct 3, 2005

      Barney's plan to meet girls at the airport backfires as he and Ted are picked up by airport security, and Lily gets jealous when Robin monopolizes the male attention at their girls' night out.

    • Episode 2

      Purple Giraffe

      aired: Mon, Sep 26, 2005

      Ted throws a party in hopes of seeing Robin again, but when she doesn't show up, he throws another party...and another. Meanwhile, Lily's heightened libido prevents Marshall from getting his work done.

    • Episode 1

      Pilot

      aired: Mon, Sep 19, 2005

      In 2030, Ted tells his children the story of how he met their mother, beginning back in 2005 with Marshall and Lily’s engagement. Ted, eager to find his soulmate, meets Robin, and sets his sights on marrying her.

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