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Episode 26
The Ex-Secretary
aired: Tue, Apr 27, 1971
Oliver has difficulties with an heirloom watch and seeks the aid of his ex-secretary to find the only jeweler in New York capable of fixing the timepiece.
Episode 25
Hawaiian Honeymoon
aired: Tue, Mar 16, 1971
Lisa employs her womanly wiles to maneuver Oliver into a fifth honeymoon visit to the Moana Rexford Hotel in Hawaii.
Episode 24
Lisa, the Phychologist
aired: Tue, Mar 9, 1971
Lisa and Oliver go back to college, where Lisa takes up the improbable subject of psychology.
Episode 23
The Hole in the Porch
aired: Tue, Mar 2, 1971
Oliver's plans to repair his rural farmhouse fall through when Mr.Kimball falls through the Douglases' porch and injures his foot.
Episode 22
The Carpenter's Ball
aired: Tue, Feb 23, 1971
Hooterville's annual Carpenter's Ball threatens the happy Douglas home when Oliver declines to take Lisa to this mad-cap event.
Episode 19
The Spot Remover
aired: Tue, Feb 2, 1971
Lisa parlays her uncle's cabbage soup into a miracle cleaning fluid and immediately puts all her friends on the 'spot.'
Episode 18
Star Witness
aired: Tue, Jan 26, 1971
Arnold the pig is the key witness to a daring robbery, and just the pig to cook the crook's bacon.
Episode 17
The Wedding Deal
aired: Tue, Jan 19, 1971
Eb involves Oliver and Lisa in a 'big wedding deal.'
Episode 16
Son of Drobny
aired: Tue, Jan 12, 1971
Lisa entertains the son of a fellow war hero, the 'fowlish' person of Drobney, a real live duck.
Episode 14
The Engagement Ring
aired: Tue, Dec 29, 1970
Lisa parts with her engagement ring to promote 'love's dream' as Eb decides to get married to Darlene.
Episode 13
Charlie, Homer and Natasha
aired: Tue, Dec 22, 1970
When Oliver refuses to take Lisa to the city for the anniversary party of a friend, Lisa launches into a plot that leads Oliver to believe he is in the world of little people.
Episode 12
The Liberation Movement
aired: Tue, Dec 15, 1970
Lisa discovers the Women's Lib Movement and decides to take over the male chores on the farm, reducing Oliver to the role of house- husband.
Episode 9
Enterprising Eb
aired: Tue, Nov 24, 1970
The Douglases watch in disbelief as Eb turns the farm into a veritable dump in a feverish bid for romance.
Episode 8
Apple Picking Time
aired: Tue, Nov 17, 1970
Oliver is faced with two crises: Lisa is learning to drive, and his apple crop must be harvested before it spoils.
Episode 7
Eb's Double Trouble
aired: Tue, Nov 10, 1970
Oliver and Lisa are called upon to solve the love problems of Eb and Arnold the pig.
Episode 6
The Great Mayoralty Campaign
aired: Tue, Oct 27, 1970
Politics splits the Douglas family in two when Oliver and Lisa become candidates for mayor from opposing parties.
Episode 5
Oliver Goes Broke
aired: Tue, Oct 20, 1970
Lisa's strange behavior leads friends and neighbors to believe Oliver has 'gone broke.'
Episode 3
Jealousy
aired: Tue, Sep 29, 1970
Oliver and Lisa lavish attention on their little house guest, Lori, and Eb decides she's taking his rightful place in their affection.
Episode 2
The Coming Out Party
aired: Tue, Sep 22, 1970
Lisa plans a 'coming out party' for little Lori so she can meet all the other children of Hooterville.
Episode 1
The City Kids
aired: Tue, Sep 15, 1970
Lisa and Oliver host four city children for a farm vacation as part of a 'Kids for the Country' program initiated by a friend.
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Episode 26
Happy Birthday
aired: Sat, Apr 11, 1970
Oliver anticipates a surprise party for himself--but it's Arnold the pig who winds up with the birthday celebration.
Episode 25
The Wealthy Landowner
aired: Sat, Apr 11, 1970
Eb shows a strong 'mail pull' when he represents himself as a wealthy landowner and advertises for a wife.
Episode 24
Uncle Fedor
aired: Sat, Mar 28, 1970
Lisa's Uncle Fedor makes an unexpected appearance at the Douglas farm and quickly involves them in an old world intrigue of spies and counter-spies.
Episode 23
The Beeping Rock
aired: Sat, Mar 21, 1970
The Douglas farm succumbs to a bit of 'lunar madness' when a precocious child inventor shows up to say he's been to the moon.
Episode 22
The Picnic
aired: Sat, Mar 7, 1970
Oliver's plans for an intimate family picnic with his wife are ruined when the entire Hooterville Valley turns out to celebrate the event.
Episode 21
The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud
aired: Sat, Feb 28, 1970
Oliver unintentionally provides the motive for the residents of Hooterville to illegally receive more than $500,000 from the Internal Revenue Service.
Episode 20
The Confrontation
aired: Sat, Feb 14, 1970
Oliver is elected School Board President and immediately becomes the object of a protest movement to reinstate an expelled student-Arnold the pig.
Episode 19
The Cow Killer
aired: Sat, Feb 7, 1970
Lisa mistakenly labels her husband 'The Cow Killer' when Oliver takes a drastic action to rid his farm of a cow that has been trampling his crops.
Episode 18
The Ex-Con
aired: Sat, Jan 31, 1970
Oliver makes an impassioned speech before the County Bar Association on the virtues of hiring ex-convicts, and finds himself with an ex- con for a hired hand.
Episode 17
Bundle of Joy
aired: Sat, Jan 24, 1970
Oliver says good-bye to Lisa and hurries to New York to help his law firm in a difficult matter.
Episode 16
Trapped
aired: Sat, Jan 17, 1970
Oliver and Lisa explore a mysterious cave under their farmhouse--and become trapped when the entrance collapses.
Episode 15
Rest and Relaxation
aired: Sat, Jan 10, 1970
An old friend of Oliver's pays the Douglases a visit to enjoy a little rest and relaxation.
Episode 14
The Wishbook
aired: Sat, Jan 3, 1970
Oliver and Lisa discover an ancient mail order catalog in the wall of their farmhouse and recognize it as a wishbook.
Episode 13
Beauty Is Skin Deep
aired: Sat, Dec 27, 1969
Lisa launches a vigorous beauty campaign when she enlists Sam Drucker as her partner in a chic cosmetics business.
Episode 12
Oliver and the Cornstalk
aired: Sat, Dec 20, 1969
Oliver launches a merry, mixed up corn planting season that produces a stupendous crop that most farmers only dream about.
Episode 11
Ralph's Nuptials
aired: Sat, Dec 13, 1969
Lisa is in her glory as she plans an open-air, farm-style wedding for Hank Kimball and Ralph, the lady carpenter.
Episode 10
Oliver's School Girl Crush
aired: Sat, Nov 29, 1969
Oliver accepts an invitation to address a class in the Hooterville High School, and winds up as the object of a teenager's huge crush.
Episode 9
The Special Delivery Letter
aired: Sat, Nov 22, 1969
A special delivery letter addressed to someone in the Douglas family excites the curiosity of the entire Hooterville Valley.
Episode 8
The Youth Center
aired: Sat, Nov 15, 1969
Oliver stands up in a town meeting and suggests they build a youth center as a way to keep the young people in Hooterville.
Episode 7
The Four of Spades
aired: Sat, Nov 8, 1969
Lisa turns fortune teller and predicts that a mysterious stranger will soon enter Oliver's life.
Episode 6
The Road
aired: Sat, Nov 1, 1969
Hooterville's unpaved roads create a major dust problem that sends Oliver and Lisa to the State Capitol to seek remedial action.
Episode 5
You and Your Big Shrunken Head
aired: Sat, Oct 25, 1969
When Lisa and Oliver return home with Arnold Ziffel, the townspeople hold a warm reception in honor of Hooterville's first 'millionaire pig.'
Episode 4
A Tale of a Tail
aired: Sat, Oct 18, 1969
Oliver, Lisa and Eb travel to Chicago with Arnold the pig to prove that he is the rightful heir to a $20,000,000 estate.
Episode 3
Where There's a Will
aired: Sat, Oct 11, 1969
Arnold the pig becomes the focus of attention in Hooterville when word gets out that he might be the heir to a $20,000,000 estate.
Episode 2
Everybody Tries to Love a Countess
aired: Sat, Oct 4, 1969
Oliver loses all hopes of getting rid of his mother-in-law when Mr Haney and Uncle Joe Carson vie to become his father-in-law.
Episode 1
Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit
aired: Sat, Sep 27, 1969
Lisa's 'mudder' (mother) pays a surprise visit to the Hooterville farm and promptly takes over as a three-week houseguest.
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Episode 26
The Reincarnation of Eb
aired: Wed, Apr 2, 1969
When Eb is suddenly missing, Lisa's avid belief in reincarnation leads her to believe that he's come back as a friendly dog.
Episode 25
The Milk Maker
aired: Wed, Mar 26, 1969
Oliver and Lisa are caught in a wild series of events when an eccentric Hooterville inventor produces the world's first 'milk- making machine.'
Episode 24
The Old Trunk
aired: Wed, Mar 19, 1969
While searching through an old trunk, Oliver and Lisa discover evidence of a unique 19th century romance.
Episode 23
Eb Uses His Ingenuity
aired: Wed, Mar 12, 1969
Oliver and Lisa watch their farm become a unique assembly line for handling babies, as Eb, their hired hand, uses his ingenuity to raise needed cash.
Episode 22
Oh, Promise Me
aired: Wed, Mar 5, 1969
When Lisa and Oliver discover an error in their marriage license, Lisa concludes that they have never been married.
Episode 21
A Hunting We Won't Go
aired: Wed, Feb 26, 1969
After she befriends a beautiful doe that visits the farm, Lisa launches an all-out drive to halt the hunting season.
Episode 20
Retreat from Washington
aired: Wed, Feb 19, 1969
The Douglases and their friends are prepared to stay another week in Washington D.C. while Mr. Haney continues to look after the Douglas farm.
Episode 19
Economy Flight to Washington
aired: Wed, Feb 12, 1969
When Oliver and Lisa go to the airport to see Mr. Kimball and Eb off to Washington D.C., they unexpectedly wind up aboard the airliner.
Episode 18
Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
aired: Wed, Feb 5, 1969
Lisa offers her services as secretary for Oliver's new law firm.
Episode 17
Law Partners
aired: Wed, Jan 29, 1969
A young law school graduate approaches Oliver with a proposal to become partners in a Hooterville law practice.
Episode 16
A Prize in Each and Every Package
aired: Wed, Jan 22, 1969
Oliver and Lisa make a startling discovery when they find some priceless jewelry in boxes of inexpensive cereal.
Episode 15
The Marital Vacation
aired: Wed, Jan 15, 1969
To test whether or not 'absence makes the heart grow fonder,' Oliver sends Lisa off on a vacation by herself.
Episode 14
Everywhere a Chick Chick
aired: Wed, Jan 8, 1969
Oliver decides to become a chicken rancher and buys 1,000 baby chicks for the great experiment.
Episode 13
The Birthday Gift
aired: Wed, Jan 1, 1969
Lisa reveals her birthday gift list to Oliver.
Episode 12
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley
aired: Wed, Dec 25, 1968
The Douglases' farm life turns upside-down when they discover that their farm is located in the town of Pixley instead of friendly ol' Hooterville.
Episode 11
The Blue Feather
aired: Wed, Dec 18, 1968
Lisa receives a blue feather in the mail and immediately recognizes it as a token of a powerful curse.
Episode 10
How Hooterville Was Floundered
aired: Wed, Dec 11, 1968
Oliver is the unanimous choice to organize the Centennial pageant that celebrates the early days of the city of Hooterville.
Episode 9
The Agricultural Student
aired: Wed, Nov 27, 1968
County Agent Hank Kimball receives word that the Agricultural Department is sending a student to observe his work.
Episode 8
Old Mail Day
aired: Wed, Nov 20, 1968
'Old Mail Day' comes to Hooterville when Sam Drucker cleans up his general store, and delivers all the old mail he finds to their rightful owners.
Episode 7
A Husband for Eleanor
aired: Wed, Nov 13, 1968
When Eleanor, the Douglases' cow, runs out of milk, Mr. Kimball diagnoses her ailment as a severe lack of romance.
Episode 6
Handy Lessons
aired: Wed, Nov 6, 1968
Lisa sets out to surprise Oliver by becoming a lady carpenter.
Episode 5
The Candidate
aired: Wed, Oct 30, 1968
Oliver launches an attack on Hooterville's State District Representative, Ben Hanks, and winds up running against him for a political office.
Episode 4
Eb's Romance
aired: Wed, Oct 23, 1968
Oliver is cast in the unwilling role of 'father of the potential groom' when his handyman announces unexpected marriage plans.
Episode 3
Hail to the Fire Chief
aired: Wed, Oct 16, 1968
Uncle Joe Carson is trying to raise funds to send the fire chief to the Annual Convention of Fire Chiefs, in Miami, Florida.
Episode 2
The Rummage Sale
aired: Wed, Oct 2, 1968
When Oliver and Lisa start looking for items in their wardrobe to donate to the rummage sale, they take a nostalgic look at the past.
Episode 1
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau
aired: Wed, Sep 25, 1968
Lisa and Oliver and most of their Hooterville friends enter a contest that promises the winners a free trip to Hawaii.
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Episode 30
A Star Named Arnold Is Born, Part 2
aired: Wed, Apr 10, 1968
Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.
Episode 29
A Star Named Arnold Is Born, Part 1
aired: Wed, Apr 3, 1968
Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a chance in show business.
Episode 28
Instant Family
aired: Wed, Mar 27, 1968
When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other children to live with the Douglases until she recovers.
Episode 27
The Rutabaga Story
aired: Wed, Mar 20, 1968
Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates a publicity campaign to make America more 'rutabaga conscious.'
Episode 26
The Hungarian Curse
aired: Wed, Mar 13, 1968
A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted houseguest. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt.
Episode 25
Oliver's Jaded Past
aired: Wed, Mar 6, 1968
Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.
Episode 24
Our Son, the Barber
aired: Wed, Feb 28, 1968
Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.
Episode 23
The Spring Festival
aired: Wed, Feb 21, 1968
Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.
Episode 22
My Mother the Countess
aired: Wed, Feb 14, 1968
Despite Oliver's protests that Lisa's mother is not a countess, the Hooterville residents forge ahead anyway with plans for a parade and marching band to celebrate her visit.
Episode 21
Flight to Nowhere
aired: Wed, Feb 7, 1968
As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.
Episode 20
Arnold Ziffel, Boy Hero
aired: Wed, Jan 31, 1968
Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.
Episode 19
How to Succeed On TV Without Really
aired: Wed, Jan 24, 1968
Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's 'Electronic Company'; to show his gratitude, the young wizard 'electronificates' the Douglas' farm.
Episode 18
Home Is Where You Run Away From
aired: Wed, Jan 10, 1968
A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.
Episode 17
Not Guilty
aired: Wed, Jan 3, 1968
Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.
Episode 16
Eb Returns
aired: Wed, Dec 27, 1967
The Douglases' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.
Episode 15
No Trespassing
aired: Wed, Dec 20, 1967
Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.
Episode 14
Alf and Ralph Break up
aired: Wed, Dec 13, 1967
Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.
Episode 13
Haney's New Image
aired: Wed, Nov 29, 1967
When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.
Episode 12
Jealousy, English Style
aired: Wed, Nov 22, 1967
Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.
Episode 11
Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
aired: Wed, Nov 15, 1967
The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.
Episode 10
Das Lumpen
aired: Wed, Nov 8, 1967
Lisa tells another war story--this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and started their romance.
Episode 9
The Thing
aired: Wed, Nov 1, 1967
Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm.
Episode 8
Eb Elopes
aired: Wed, Oct 25, 1967
Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.
Episode 7
Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before
aired: Wed, Oct 18, 1967
Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.
Episode 6
A Kind Word for the President
aired: Wed, Oct 11, 1967
Oliver sets out to accomplish two changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.
Episode 5
Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
aired: Wed, Oct 4, 1967
Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.
Episode 4
Oliver Vs. The Phone Company
aired: Wed, Sep 27, 1967
Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.
Episode 3
Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
aired: Wed, Sep 20, 1967
An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville.
Episode 2
Lisa's Jam Session
aired: Wed, Sep 13, 1967
Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.
Episode 1
The Man for the Job
aired: Sat, Sep 9, 1967
The Committee to Select a New State Senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.
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Episode 30
Music to Milk by
aired: Wed, Apr 26, 1967
Oliver buys Eb a radio for his birthday.
Episode 29
Who's Lisa?
aired: Wed, Apr 19, 1967
When Lisa gets a blow on the head and suffers a mysterious lapse of memory, Oliver finds himself living with a total stranger.
Episode 28
The Vulgar Ring Story
aired: Wed, Apr 12, 1967
Lisa reveals the fascinating story of why women in her family had to marry American men every fourth generation.
Episode 27
Kimball Gets Fired
aired: Wed, Mar 29, 1967
Oliver and Lisa have a romantic crisis on their hands when Mr. Kimball is replaced as the County Agent by a new member of the Agricultural Department.
Episode 26
Getting Even With Haney
aired: Wed, Mar 22, 1967
Oliver has his 'day in court' with Mr. Haney, as he represents the Ziffels in a damage suit.
Episode 25
The Saucer Season
aired: Wed, Mar 15, 1967
When Eb claims he saw a flying saucer and little green men, the Douglas farm becomes an object of interest for curiosity seekers and the Air Force.
Episode 24
Lisa's Vegetable Garden
aired: Wed, Mar 8, 1967
Lisa decides to plant her own vegetables and become a real farmer.
Episode 23
The Beverly Hillbillies
aired: Wed, Mar 1, 1967
Hooterville gives its impression of 'The Beverly Hillbillies' in a special charity show featuring Lisa as 'Granny,' Oliver as 'Jethro,' and Mr. Kimball as 'Jed Clampett.'
Episode 22
Never Start Talking Until Your Voice Comes Out
aired: Wed, Feb 22, 1967
An official-looking letter from Washington comes to Oliver, and his secretive behavior leads his neighbors to speculate as to its content.
Episode 21
The Computer Age
aired: Wed, Feb 15, 1967
In planning the most efficient way to run a farm, Oliver champions the cause of computers.
Episode 20
Never Take Your Wife to a Convention
aired: Wed, Feb 8, 1967
Oliver and Lisa attend a farm convention in the city where they meet a not-so-ex-gangster and his wife.
Episode 19
It's Human to Be Humane
aired: Wed, Feb 1, 1967
Lisa becomes the Humane Officer in Hooterville and turns the Douglas farmhouse in to an animal shelter.
Episode 18
Exodus to Bleedswell
aired: Wed, Jan 25, 1967
A rival town threatens to lure away the citizens of Hooterville Valley with an offer of lucrative defense jobs.
Episode 17
It's So Peaceful in the Country
aired: Wed, Jan 18, 1967
Oliver and Lisa invite Oliver's mother to visit them on the farm for a much-needed rest.
Episode 16
His Honor
aired: Wed, Jan 11, 1967
When the Hooterville City Council selects Oliver to judge the apple competition at the annual fair, he gets the idea that he's been appointed to the circuit court.
Episode 15
School Days
aired: Wed, Jan 4, 1967
Oliver enrolls Lisa at the Hooterville High School to learn the art of homemaking.
Episode 14
Never Trust a Little Old Lady
aired: Wed, Dec 28, 1966
Episode 13
An Old Fashioned Christmas
aired: Wed, Dec 21, 1966
Oliver is determined to have an old-fashioned Christmas, which includes decorating his own tree.
Episode 12
A Square Is Not Round
aired: Wed, Dec 14, 1966
A chicken mystery develops on the Douglas farm when Lisa reveals that one of the hens is laying square eggs.
Episode 11
A Home Isn't Built in a Day
aired: Wed, Nov 30, 1966
Lisa threatens to leave Oliver unless he completely renovates their farmhouse.
Episode 10
You Ought to Be in Pictures
aired: Wed, Nov 23, 1966
The Chamber of Commerce votes to invite a Hollywood picture company to film a movie in the Hooterville Valley.
Episode 9
The Hooterville Image
aired: Wed, Nov 16, 1966
The farmers of Hooterville Valley fear that Oliver is ruining their image by continuing to wear a suit and tie when he does his chores.
Episode 8
Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees
aired: Wed, Nov 9, 1966
Oliver takes the place of Eb's father when he explains the romantic facts of life to the hired hand.
Episode 7
The Good Old Days
aired: Wed, Nov 2, 1966
To improve Lisa's understanding of the role of a 'farm wife,' Oliver tells her the story of a pioneer couple.
Episode 6
One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing
aired: Wed, Oct 26, 1966
Oliver receives a tax bill for $12.03 from the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax Bureau.
Episode 5
The Ugly Duckling
aired: Wed, Oct 19, 1966
Lisa sends Oliver out to sleep in the barn while Ralph, the lady carpenter, moves in with her for a two-day beauty treatment.
Episode 4
How to See South America by Bus
aired: Wed, Oct 5, 1966
Lisa misinterprets Oliver's interest in a lady farmer, and sets out to break up what she thinks is a 'budding romance.'
Episode 3
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Become a Soldier
aired: Wed, Sep 28, 1966
Oliver and Lisa agree to 'pig sit' Arnold while the Ziffels enjoy a second honeymoon.
Episode 2
Water, Water Everywhere
aired: Wed, Sep 21, 1966
Mr. Haney has a new well dug on his farm, and it drains off all the water from Oliver and Lisa's farm.
Episode 1
Wings Over Hooterville
aired: Wed, Sep 14, 1966
The dreaded 'Bing Bug' invades Hooterville's corn crop.
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Episode 32
Uncle Ollie
aired: Wed, Jun 1, 1966
Oliver's nephew arrives for a visit, and Oliver is shaken up when the boy turns out to be a beatnik.
Episode 31
Culture
aired: Wed, May 25, 1966
The Every-Other-Wednesday-Afternoon-Discussion-Club decides that Hooterville needs a little 'culture.'
Episode 30
The Rains Came
aired: Wed, May 18, 1966
Mr. Haney sues Oliver for non-payment of a vital contract.
Episode 29
Horse? What Horse?
aired: Wed, May 11, 1966
A horse follows Oliver home, but every time he tries to show it to his wife, the horse disappears. Lisa assumes that her husband is imagining things.
Episode 28
Send a Boy to College
aired: Wed, May 4, 1966
Oliver discovers that Eb has a way with sick animals and offers to put him through college. Eb is rejected because he never graduated from high school.
Episode 27
Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth
aired: Wed, Apr 27, 1966
It's a few days before Oliver's birthday, and Lisa goes out and buys the biggest and fanciest tractor she can find.
Episode 26
The Ballad of Molly Turgiss
aired: Wed, Apr 6, 1966
There is a local superstition in Hooterville concerning an old hag named Molly Turgiss, who died twenty years before the Douglases came to town.
Episode 25
Double Drick
aired: Wed, Mar 23, 1966
Oliver's generator breaks down and he decides it's finally time for the electric company to run power lines into his house.
Episode 24
The Deputy
aired: Wed, Mar 16, 1966
Sam Drucker is leaving on vacation, and talks Oliver into assuming his duties as deputy sheriff.
Episode 23
A Pig in a Poke
aired: Wed, Mar 9, 1966
Oliver and Lisa leave for New York to attend a reunion of the Harvard Alumni. They are unaware that the Ziffels' pig, Arnold, is a stowaway in the trunk of the car.
Episode 22
The Day of Decision
aired: Wed, Feb 23, 1966
Lisa must decide whether she and Oliver will remain on the farm or go back to New York.
Episode 21
What's in a Name?
aired: Wed, Feb 16, 1966
Ralph, the lady carpenter, becomes enamored of Mr. Kimball, the county agent. However, he refuses to go out with a girl named Ralph.
Episode 20
The Price of Apples
aired: Wed, Feb 9, 1966
Oliver's apple crop is ready to be harvested, and he decides to market them himself.
Episode 19
Sprained Ankle, Country Style
aired: Wed, Feb 2, 1966
Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle while putting up a TV antenna.
Episode 18
Lisa Bakes a Cake
aired: Wed, Jan 26, 1966
Oliver is annoyed when Lisa puts a listing in the new phone book: 'Oliver Douglas, Attorney at Law.' Unfortunately, nobody calls for his services.
Episode 17
I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman
aired: Wed, Jan 19, 1966
Oliver discovers the only requirement to join the Hooterville Valley Fire Department is that he must play a musical instrument.
Episode 16
Give Me Land, Lots of Land
aired: Wed, Jan 5, 1966
Oliver buys 140 acres of land adjoining his property, excluding the farmhouse on it. Lisa misunderstands and thinks the farmhouse is their new home.
Episode 15
How to Enlarge a Bedroom
aired: Wed, Dec 29, 1965
After persistent pleas from Lisa, Oliver agrees to have the bedroom enlarged.
Episode 14
What Happened in Scranton?
aired: Wed, Dec 22, 1965
Lisa decides to bring a little culture and charm to Hooterville by means of a beauty parlor.
Episode 13
The Wedding Anniversary
aired: Wed, Dec 15, 1965
It's the Douglases' wedding anniversary. Oliver remembers the date but cannot recall the exact number of years he and Lisa have been married.
Episode 12
Lisa Has a Calf
aired: Wed, Dec 8, 1965
The cow Oliver bought from Mr. Haney is pregnant. Eb is afraid that if Mr. Haney finds out, he will claim that the calf belongs to him.
Episode 11
Parity Begins at Home
aired: Wed, Nov 24, 1965
Oliver plants his entire 160 acres with wheat, only to hear from the Conservation of Stabilization Committee, a local farm organization, that he is not allowed to do so.
Episode 10
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
aired: Wed, Nov 17, 1965
Oliver finally has a phone installed, but the Hooterville Phone Company installs it directly outside his bedroom window--on top of the telephone pole.
Episode 9
You Can't Plug in a 2 With a 6
aired: Wed, Nov 10, 1965
Relying on statistics provided by the Department of Agriculture, Oliver plants wheat. His neighbors, using Mrs. Ziffel's lumbago to predict a crop, plant corn.
Episode 8
Lisa, the Helpmate
aired: Wed, Nov 3, 1965
When Oliver sends a sample of his soil to the State Scientific College a report comes back that his farm contains ingredients never before found in soil.
Episode 7
Neighborliness
aired: Wed, Oct 27, 1965
It's plowing time and Oliver runs into trouble with equipment bought from Mr. Haney. The neighbors come to the rescue and plow the field in time for planting.
Episode 6
Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?
aired: Wed, Oct 20, 1965
The Douglases are awaiting the arrival of their furniture. When it is accidentally delivered to Mr. Haney, he tries to sell them their own possessions.
Episode 5
My Husband the Rooster Renter
aired: Wed, Oct 13, 1965
Oliver calls in a roofer, a plumber and an agricultural expert. All of them give the same appraisal of his farm: a disaster.
Episode 4
The Best Laid Plans
aired: Wed, Oct 6, 1965
The Hooterville rumor mill has it that Lisa packed up and left Oliver. Actually, she went back to New York to close up their penthouse apartment.
Episode 3
The Decorator
aired: Wed, Sep 29, 1965
Oliver and Lisa call in a decorator to begin a major overhaul of their dilapidated farm.
Episode 2
Lisa's First Day On the Farm
aired: Wed, Sep 22, 1965
Oliver brings his wife Lisa to their new home, a ramshackle farm near Hooterville.
Episode 1
Oliver Buys a Farm
aired: Wed, Sep 15, 1965
Oliver Wendell Holmes, a big city lawyer who longs for a farm of his own, takes the big step and buys a spread near Hooterville. Eddie Albert stars as the attorney with the hankering for the soil, Eva Gabor plays his wife, Lisa, whose response to the news of his farm purchase is decidedly explosive.
