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22. It's A Cliffhanger, By George
aired: Wed, Apr 12, 2006
In the Season finale, everyone in the Lopez family faces a crisis. Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico, and they'll both be unemployed. When the police want to question Benny about her part in an old robbery, she flees.
Its a Cliffhanger by George
aired: Wed, Apr 5, 2006
Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.
16. George Gets Caught In A Powers Play
aired: Wed, Feb 22, 2006
George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
15. A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
aired: Wed, Feb 15, 2006
George and Angie's former sister-in-law passes away, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter, Veronica, and her very large inheritance.
14. The Kidney Stays in the Picture
aired: Wed, Feb 8, 2006
In this special episode loosely based on series star George Lopez's real-life battle with kidney disease, Max starts wetting the bed, and George laughs it off as childish.
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
aired: Wed, Dec 7, 2005
While giving marriage counseling to a young engaged couple from their church, George and Angie discover that they disagree about who works harder in their own marriage. They set up a point system based on their household tasks and compete for dominance.
George Says I Do... More in This Marriage
aired: Wed, Nov 30, 2005
After George makes jokes about his mother's age, Benny takes drastic measures to make herself look younger by getting ridiculously large breast implants. Series star GEORGE LOPEZ makes his directorial debut with this episode.
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
aired: Wed, Nov 16, 2005
When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
aired: Wed, Nov 2, 2005
George is living with Ernie and his parents because he's still furious with Benny and refuses to return home until his mother leaves. But when he realizes how difficult it is for Ernie to live with his parents, George convinces him to get his own place.
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
aired: Wed, Oct 26, 2005
As Halloween approaches, George and Angie play practical jokes that are even funnier and scarier than ever. But when Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
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George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
aired: Tue, May 3, 2005
In exchange for George granting permission to his father-in-law and his best friend who wish to date his long lost sister, Linda Lorenzo (recurring guest star EVA LaRUE), George considers taking bribes from the two men.
George's Grand Slam
aired: Tue, Mar 8, 2005
George seems to be favoring Jason over Carmen because he lacks faith in his daughter's potential. Carmen enters a poetry contest with a feminist writer, Kenzie, who challenges George to see his daughter's real abilities.
George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
aired: Tue, Feb 15, 2005
Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood memorabilia. George recalls some painful moments and truths from his boyhood.
Prescription For Trouble
aired: Tue, Jan 11, 2005
When Carmen wants to begin using birth control, George and Angie contemplate making a deal with her in order to keep her from taking the next step with her boyfriend, Jason (recurring guest star BRYAN FISHER).
A Clear and Presentless Danger
aired: Tue, Dec 14, 2004
George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge in this Christmas-themed episode--but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help make Max's dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion DAVE MIRRA (himself), a reality.
E.I.? E.I. OH (a.k.a. Cold Opening)
aired: Tue, Nov 30, 2004
When Powers Aviation merges with another company, a young upstart, Vanessa (KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY - "According to Jim," "Father of the Bride" movies), is brought in to co-manage--forcing George to share his territory with someone new.
aired: Tue, Oct 5, 2004
When Carmen rebels against the house rules and remodels her bedroom without her parents' consent, George grants her request for independence and charges her for living expenses.
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Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
aired: Fri, May 21, 2004
George and Angie confront Carmen regarding her relationship with Zack. When George speaks to Zack, the boy's true intentions toward Carmen become clear--infuriating George.
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
aired: Fri, May 21, 2004
Carmen's friend Noah (recurring guest star JOHNNY PACAR) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (recurring guest star TREVOR WRIGHT) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
aired: Fri, May 14, 2004
Still furious about the breakup with her boyfriend, Benny smashes the hood of her boss' car with a golf club. Later, when the factory is vandalized, Benny gets blamed for that too--but it's a crime she didn't commit.
aired: Fri, May 7, 2004
As wedding plans progress for Benny and Randy (recurring guest star NICK OFFERMAN), clumsy factory worker Amy (recurring guest star/executive producer SANDRA BULLOCK - "Two Weeks Notice"), returns from 6 months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.
George Goes to Disneyland
aired: Fri, Apr 30, 2004
Max is excited about the Lopez family's trip to Disneyland, but George refuses to go because it reminds him of his deprived childhood. However, he becomes overwhelmed with guilt that he is not sharing the fun with his son.
She Drives Me Crazy
aired: Fri, Apr 16, 2004
Carmen is excited about going to the prom with her boyfriend, Jason, and wants to get her license and drive herself for the first time. Despite the fact that Carmen has a learner's permit, George thinks she's too young to drive.
aired: Fri, Apr 9, 2004
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George tries to gain approval from his mom by dancing at the congratulatory party--but ends up humiliating himself in front of his entire staff.
George's House of Cards
aired: Fri, Apr 2, 2004
George invites Angie's newly divorced dad, Vic (recurring guest star EMILIANO DIEZ), to join a nickel-and-dime poker match. But when George wins fifty dollars on one hand, and Vic refuses to pay him, a simple game threatens to split apart the family.
The Art of Boxing
aired: Fri, Mar 26, 2004
Without his mom's knowledge, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by the daughter of boxing legend Muhammad Ali, LAILA ALI, in order to relieve stress and insomnia. George and Benny try their best to keep Max's new pastime a secret from Angie.
Angie Gets Tanked
aired: Fri, Mar 19, 2004
When George and Angie work at the dunk tank for a school fund-raiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George gets fiercely competitive when New York Yankee KENNY LOFTON helps raise money for handicapped children.
Jason Tutors Max
aired: Fri, Feb 27, 2004
When George and Angie hire a beautiful tutor, Ashley, for Max, he becomes too distracted to learn. Carmen's boyfriend, Jason, volunteers to tutor Max, but when Carmen and Jason break up, teenage angst rules the house.
Weekend at Benny's
aired: Fri, Feb 20, 2004
After Angie goes away on a business trip and George realizes how unruly his kids are, he sends Carmen and Max to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
Benny and Randy
aired: Fri, Feb 13, 2004
When Benny's much younger boyfriend, Randy, offers her the key to his apartment, commitment-wary Benny flees. Although he is repulsed by the relationship, George tries to explain his acerbic mother to Randy.
God Needles George
aired: Fri, Feb 6, 2004
When Mr. Needles, the family dog, is diagnosed with a tumor, George informs Max that the veterinarian has recommended that Mr. Needles be euthanized the next day.
The Trouble with Ricky
aired: Fri, Jan 23, 2004
After Max's mischievous friend Ricky causes more trouble in the Lopez home, George bans him from the house. But Angie persuades George to allow Ricky to live there temporarily because Ricky's parents are having marital trouble.
13. Why You Crying?
aired: Fri, Jan 9, 2004
When Max begins misbehaving at school because of his learning disability--and disrespecting his elders at home--Benny disciplines him, provoking rage from George and Angie.
aired: Fri, Dec 12, 2003
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa.
aired: Fri, Nov 28, 2003
George is preparing to donate one of his kidneys to his ailing father. At the same time, he gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos.
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
aired: Fri, Nov 21, 2003
When George invites his extended family, including his estranged father, Manny; his stepmother, Lydia; and his stepbrother, also named George to Thanksgiving dinner, he discovers that his father needs a new kidney.
aired: Fri, Nov 14, 2003
When Angie's uncle needs help defecting from Cuba by raft, George, Ernie and Angie's father, Vic, head out to sea--and have a confrontation with the U.S. Coast Guard. Meanwhile, Max hosts an unsanctioned birthday party for himself.
Bringing Home the Bacon
aired: Fri, Nov 7, 2003
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quincean?era (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now--to George's chagrin.
No One Gets Out Alive
aired: Fri, Oct 31, 2003
After the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.
aired: Fri, Oct 24, 2003
When Jack and Mel Powers, the brothers who own the factory where George works, acquire a lucrative new defense contract, everyone celebrates. Unfortunately, George triggers an argument between the brothers and must soon choose sides.
aired: Fri, Oct 17, 2003
Carmen begins dating Jason, the most popular boy in school, but when he refuses to be seen in public with Carmen, George and Angie intervene. Although they approve of Jason, they urge Carmen to have more self-respect.
Feel the Burn
aired: Fri, Oct 10, 2003
Benny receives an unwelcome gift after having sex with her younger boyfriend, Randy. When George accompanies Benny to the gynecologist, he discovers that she secretly gave birth to a girl after he was born and gave her up for adoption.
The Cuban Missus Crisis
aired: Fri, Oct 3, 2003
Angie finds out that her parents are getting divorced. Meanwhile, George becomes nervous and insecure about his marriage when Angie's income as a cosmetics saleswoman increases and her social life improves.
2. Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2
aired: Fri, Sep 26, 2003
In jail for striking his father, Manny, George is shocked when Manny arrives. Manny explains that this is the only way he could get George to listen to him apologize for abandoning the family when George was a youngster.
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
aired: Fri, Sep 26, 2003
George is proud when President George W. Bush makes a speech at the factory in order to gain more Latino votes. However, the event is slightly marred by rebellious Carmen, who heckles the President about his war policy, embarrassing George.
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28. Long Time No See
aired: Wed, May 14, 2003
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix.
27. George Has Two Mommies
aired: Wed, May 7, 2003
When George and Angie get into major financial trouble, Benny secretly asks Lydia, the second wife of George's father, for help. Meanwhile, George does his best to obtain extra money.
26. Team Leader
aired: Wed, Apr 30, 2003
George must hide his concern--and disapproval--when Ernie is promoted to team leader at work. Meanwhile, a cosmetics saleswoman, who is training Angie, encourages her to lie.
25. I Only Have Eyes for You
aired: Wed, Apr 23, 2003
Carmen's first day at her new school causes trouble in the family. When George overreacts with concern for Carmen's safety, it appears that he doesn't trust her.
24. Girls Night Out
aired: Wed, Apr 2, 2003
After giving an ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home.
23. Secrets and Lies
aired: Wed, Mar 26, 2003
When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself.
22. Profiles in Courage
aired: Wed, Mar 12, 2003
The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. George's boss orders him to demote the worker.
21. A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
aired: Wed, Mar 5, 2003
As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father, Vic, and sister, Gloria, to visit for the celebration.
20. George vs. George
aired: Wed, Feb 26, 2003
When Carmen is accepted to a private school, George and Angie decide to take a bank loan for the tuition. They receive a bad credit report that reveals more history of George's father.
19. Girl Fight
aired: Wed, Feb 12, 2003
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate, Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage.
18. The Valentine's Day Massacre
aired: Wed, Feb 5, 2003
After George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, she recalls their high school days in the 1980s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday.
17. Super Bowl
aired: Wed, Jan 15, 2003
The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe, will die soon. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe.
16. This Old Casa
aired: Wed, Jan 8, 2003
George's mother, Benny, has always seemed ungrateful, no matter what George does for her. So when Benny's shower drain becomes clogged, he refuses to fix it.
15. Meet the Cuban Parents
aired: Wed, Dec 11, 2002
When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, visit for Christmas, George thinks they still believe that he is not good enough for their daughter.
aired: Wed, Dec 4, 2002
When Angie realizes that she has free time after helping her family with everyday chores, she volunteers with a variety of charities.
13. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
aired: Wed, Nov 27, 2002
After learning that his mother had sex with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has found his father. He meets a man, Lalo, whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George.
12. Love Bites
aired: Wed, Nov 20, 2002
With Carmen maturing, George and Angie hesitantly teach their daughter about boys and sex. But when Carmen dates her classmate, her parents realize that more drastic measures are necessary.
11. The Wedding Dance
aired: Wed, Nov 13, 2002
The Lopezes host a wedding in their backyard. For the first time in their 16-year marriage, George asks a delighted Angie to slow dance with him, which she has always wanted to do.
10. No Free Launch
aired: Wed, Nov 6, 2002
George must help sell chocolate bars to fund Max's school trip to Florida's Cape Canaveral--but the effort doesn't quite go accordingly to plan.
9. The Unnatural
aired: Wed, Oct 30, 2002
When Max is asked to not play in an upcoming Little League game because he can't hit the ball, George works tirelessly on improving his son's skills.
8. Halloween Cheer
aired: Wed, Oct 23, 2002
George prepares the house for Halloween, his favorite holiday, while dealing with the stress of hiring an assembly line worker whose life is a disaster.
7. The Show Dyslexic
aired: Wed, Oct 16, 2002
When Max performs poorly in school, one of his teachers suspects that he has a learning disability. Angie wants to place Max in special classes, but George objects.
6. Token of Unappreciation
aired: Wed, Oct 9, 2002
After his bosses ask him to help on the assembly line, which is humiliating because it is the duty he performed before his promotion to manager, he receives a job offer from a competitor.
5. Who's Your Daddy?
aired: Wed, Oct 2, 2002
After Max idolizes Angie's father, George concocts a false story about how wonderful his own father was. The reality is that George never knew his father.
Max's Big Adventure
aired: Wed, Apr 17, 2002
When a factory employee, Jim (GREGG DANIEL), is arrested because of a bar fight, George and Benny audition people to replace him in their carpool.
aired: Wed, Apr 10, 2002
Angie plans a long-overdue surprise birthday party for George, despite his dislike for such celebrations.
aired: Wed, Mar 27, 2002
George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy, Duncan, home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan.
aired: Wed, Mar 27, 2002
When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, his life becomes a little more complicated.