http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/ILfbWgQxFL46VCp9MX6nKTHIOHa5cXJcLU_HlgWatch Full Episodes of Everybody Hates Chris Online: Actor/comedian Chris Rock narrates Everybody Hates Chris, the story of thirteen year-old Chris, the oldest of three children in Brooklyn, NY, in 1982. Chris is joined by taller and more confident younger brother, attention-hog sister Tonya, rough, cost-conscious dad Julius, and sassy, sensible mom Rochelle. Based largely on Rock’s own childhood experiences, Everybody Hates Chris stars Tyler James Williams as Chris, Tequan Richmond and Imani Hakim as his siblings, and Terry Crews and Tichina Arnold as his parents. Notable supporting cast members include Jason Alexander, Jackee Harry, and, occasionally, even Chris Rock himself.enhttp://www.rssboard.org/rss-specificationwebmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:13:57 +0000Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:13:57 +0000http://tv.blinkx.comhttp://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/08/TVShows/229799e0bf7b3301edd50034bea17076.jpghttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/ILfbWgQxFL46VCp9MX6nKTHIOHa5cXJcLU_Hlghttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e22Chris tries his best not to be tardy for school today, because if he does he will be forced to repeat 10th grade. Meanwhile, Drew enters the Apollo talent contest, but discovers he has no talent.Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e21Chris and his classmates must learn a famous speech from World War II and recite in in front of the history class as a punishment for causing a disruption in class. Feeling the speech is too long to memorize, Chris decides to call in a bomb threat to delay his presentation. Elsewhere, a customer claims to have put a voodoo curse on Rochelle after refusing to give customer a refund on her services.Fri, 01 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e20Chris is shocked when Tasha agrees to be his girlfriend. But he is even more shocked when he discovers how much of his free time would disappear by having a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers that Julius has been married before, and had never gotten a legal divorce.Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e19Chris refuses to do his chores as a show of strength against him mother's strict rules, causing Rochelle to tell Julius that her son is disrespecting her. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar decides to say whatever is on his mind since he believes he is dying.Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e18Chris passes his test for a driver's license and buys a car which is quickly stolen. While Rochelle searches for her hidden cigarette stash she discovers Julius' racing form.Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e17While test driving a car, Chris accidentally hits Greg. Greg ends up in a hospital for a broken leg. Since Greg's parents are out of town, Rochelle drops her vacation plans to take care of him, which leaves Julius to entertain the kids at the shore where it usually rains each day.Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e16Chris reluctantly agrees to hide away some marijuana for a fleeing crook, and now must find someplace to store it before he gets in trouble. Meanwhile, Peaches helps Rochelle learn a new computer system at the beauty salon.Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e15in hopes of defending himself from Caruso, Chris learns how to box. The new phone bill has Julius believing that Rochelle is having an affair. Meanwhile, an attractive new neighbor is flirting with Julius.Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e14Rochelle interrupts Chris' studying for his college entrance exams by making plans for the family to attend a social event. Also, Julius finds out there is a catch when he wins a new TV in a contest.Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e13In order to attend an age-restricted concert, Chris and Greg try to get themselves a fake ID. Elsewhere, Rochelle plans Julius' surprise party, and Drew tries returning a pair of faulty X-ray vision glasses he bought in the mail.Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e12Everybody Hates Chris : Everybody Hates Varsity JacketsTue, 20 Jan 2009 12:24:05 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e11When Rochelle orders a copy of her birth certificate, she realizes that she is actually one year younger than she thought she was and decides to start living her life with a new, younger attitude. After a complete stranger helps Chris to safety during a city-wide blackout, Chris decides to repay the older man by getting him out to meet new friends. Meanwhile, Greg feels like he has no identity after realizing that everyone at school knows him only as "Chris and Greg."Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e10Chris needs to find himself a responsible adult so he can go to Times Square to celebrate New Years Eve. Meanwhile, after stopping a man from jumping off a bridge, Julius is seen as a hero; while Drew and Tonya bet to who can stay awake longest.Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e9Julius begins watching Oprah Winfrey on TV in hopes it will improve his marriage, but Rochelle believes he is having an affair behind her back. Chris gets a surprise when he sees who his "little brother" is after signing up in the Big Brother program.Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e8The nerdy girl which everyone refers to as "Big Bird" has asked Chris out on a date, and has only accepted her invitation so he won't hurt her feelings.Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e7Chris is hesitant about collecting a reward after witnessing a shooting outside of the movie theater since he was supposed to be keeping his eye on Tonya and Drew. Meanwhile, Julius takes Rochelle out on their anniversary to a Broadway musical, but the evening is a disaster.Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e6Doc's bossy girlfriend keeps sending Chris to do inane chores at the store, making his life miserable. Meanwhile, Julius gets in trouble when Rochelle finds a bra in his sock drawer in which Tonya had hid there so she wouldn't be caught wearing it to school, hoping to be noticed more.Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e5Chris is rewarded for helping the school's star running back with his homework by getting a chance to hang out with the "Cool Kids." Greg tries to warn Chris about his own work, but he is too happy to care, that is until he fails an exam. Julius is hired for a new side job which has him moving dead bodies for a funeral home. But he soon finds himself in debt despite his new found windfall by buying gifts galore for his family and friends.Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e4Chris' suggestion in English class inadvertently gets his teacher in trouble when he makes the suggestion of writing a report from a movie instead of a book. While Julius makes repairs to Mr. Omar's apartment to bring it up to code, he will be staying with Chris' family.Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e3Chris gets a date for the homecoming dance with a cute girl, but he must meet her father first. Drew agrees to take Chris' place at Doc's Store and persuades Doc into making the store 'fung shui."Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e2Chris makes a deal with a classmate, Angel. He will help Angel improve his grades in school and in return Angel will help Chris get the attention of Maria, his latest crush. Rochelle reluctantly does a good deed by befriending an ex-con, Peaches, who has moved back into the neighborhood. But her plan fails when Peaches won't leave Rochelle alone. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar leaves his fish with Drew and Tonya while he is away.Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e1As a first-time high school student, Chris is really looking forward to attending a school with some diversity. Unfortunately, when he arrives at school, he discovers that the school's new principal, Ms. Morello, has placed him in the only all-white homeroom. Meanwhile, Rochelle helps Tonya land a job at Vanessa's beauty salon, but the customers don't take kindly to Tonya's brutally honest comments about their looks.Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e22Chris has finally finished with Junior high school, but his joy is tarnished when he discovers that his friend Greg will attend a different High school next year. Chris believes he can raise enough money to attend the same private school in which Greg will be attending. Meanwhile at home, Rochelle enlists Drew to be Tonya's ballet partner in her recital since her partner regular dance partner has been sidelined by an injury.Sun, 18 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e21Rochelle gets a rash from Chris' Mother's Day gift, a knockoff perfume of an expensive brand she wanted. Meanwhile, Julius is determined to get back one of Chris' old toys from charity after discovering it is a collector's item.Sun, 11 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e20Controversy ensues when Chris invites a white girl to a school dance as his date. Meanwhile, Tonya wants to take ballet lessons.Sun, 04 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e19Chris is suspended from school after being caught with cigarettes, hoping to become one of the "cool kids." Tonya plans to blackmail him after intercepting the call from the school. Rochelle schemes to get back at Julius by parading around in suggestive clothing, after he decides to keep a coat he received from an ex-girlfriend.Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e18Chris tries to enlist Julius to help him collect cans for an Earth Day project. Meanwhile, Tonya is reprimanded at school while mimicking her mother, causing Rochelle to try and stop yelling anymore.Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e17Malvo, a career criminal recently released from prison, is helped by Chris to get into his school so he can make something of himself. Also, Rochelle helps a mom learn to handle her unruly daughter. Meanwhile, Julius is a long time Dodgers fan and is distraught to learn Drew follows the Mets, and the two make a bet on which team will win the three game series they are playing.Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e16In hopes of earning enough money to buy tickets for a Run-DMC concert, Chris signs up for a Black Funeral Directors' scholarship sponsored by Mr. Omar, but finds the work deathly tiring. Meanwhile, an arm injury has Rochelle getting others to do her work for her.Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e15After Drew learns that hockey great Wayne Gretzky is in town for a hockey game, he and Chris skip school in hopes of gaining his autograph. Julius and Rochelle go on a search for them after discovering they had skipped school.Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e14Since Tasha had broken up with her boyfriend, Chris agrees to accompany her to an Easter pageant. Rochelle's hopes of winning the Easter hat-off competition for a fourth straight year may be dashed, since the owner of a hat shop has joined the contest.Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e13Chris hopes to get his first kiss if he can get invited to a spin the bottle party. Julius uses Tonya to spy on Rochelle, after he becomes jealous when running into her former boyfriend. Meanwhile, Drew is determined to get back the money he had lent to Mr. Omar.Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e12Chris tries acting like a "bad boy" to impress Tasha, a girl he has a crush on. Julius is chosen as employee of the month, but he and the family have a hard time redeeming his prize.Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e11While the family is on their way to South Carolina to attend a funeral for a relative, Chris loses some of the trip money by gambling at the Port Authority while awaiting their bus.Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e10Chris helps Kill Moves find his estranged mother as his school assigned good deed to accomplish over the holidays. Meanwhile, Julius decides it would be cheaper to celebrate Kwanzaa than Christmas.Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e9Greg worries that Chris will forget about him now that another black kid has enrolled in the school. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes on a shopping spree after receiving an unexpected tax refund, but Julius is afraid the IRS will catch up with the mistake and come after the money.Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e8Chris decides to quit working at Doc's store when he discovers he is not even being paid the minimum wage. Rochelle works as a hair model for a hair show. Meanwhile, Julius visits Drew's school to find out why he keeps failing his history tests. Greg wants to summon the courage to be able to speak with a girl.Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e7Chris is angered by the attention given to Greg from Rochelle when he stays at their home while his father leaves town for the week. Meanwhile, Julius new job as a cab driver brings him adventure when he drives a passenger to Las Vegas, who happens to be a bank robber.Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e6Chris becomes a reporter for the school newspaper and writes a fictitious story about a serial killer in his neighborhood, which causes widespread panic. Meanwhile, Rochelle campaigns for a slick city councilman, much to Julius' dismay.Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e5When his entire family comes down with the flu, Chris stays with Mr. Omar and takes the opportunity to invite Tasha over to watch a Richard Pryor video when Mr. Omar goes out for the evening.Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e4Chris is allowed to get a dog after his family's apartment is robbed, and he's charged with training it to be a guard dog. Meanwhile, since the TV was stolen, Drew and Tonya start making prank phone calls to pass the time.Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e3Julius asks Chris to move the family car across the street, but Chris ends up driving to school to impress a girl. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to traffic court to argue about a speeding ticket.Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e2Everybody Hates Chris : Everybody Hates CarusoMon, 08 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e1Chris scores low on a standardized exam, which lands him a referral to the guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. Chris tries to explain that the situation is a mistake, but Mr. Abbott forces Chris to undergo a series of mental exams and determines that Chris should be in remedial classes.Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e22With the end of the school year fast approaching, Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso to pay him back for making Chris' life miserable for the past two years. Julius insists on fixing Mr. Omar's clogged sink himself rather than calling an expensive plumber, but he only ends up making the situation worse and is reported to the housing authority as a result. Drew can't resist wearing his cap and gown around the house and out to play, despite Rochelle's strict orders not to wear it before graduation. Source: CWMon, 14 May 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e21With Chris' entire class counting on him to master algebra in time for a math competition, Rochelle takes it upon herself to tutor Chris. Unfortunately, Rochelle's teaching style doesn't do the trick, so Chris is forced to secretly meet with Rochelle's mother, Maxine, a former algebra teacher. Meanwhile, when Drew accidentally breaks Julius' favorite chair, Tonya takes the fall for him, but it turns out the good deed comes with a hefty price tag attached. Source: CWSun, 06 May 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e20After secretly listening to his parents' comedy albums, Chris tries out some dirty jokes on his classmates and discovers that making people laugh is the key to popularity, but his teacher has a different take on the situation. Rochelle decides the best way to get her mother, Maxine, out of her business is to find her a man, and Drew begins getting unwanted attention from a girl in the neighborhood. Source: CWMon, 30 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e19Chris becomes Bed-Stuy's favorite odds-maker after Doc discovers he has a natural talent for predicting a game's outcome. However, Chris' lucky streak comes to a crashing halt when a bookie, Paulie, shows up at Chris' front door. Meanwhile, Tonya decides it's about time she beat Drew at checkers, and Julius goes behind Rochelle's back and places a bet on the upcoming basketball game, not realizing it's his son - Chrissy the Black - calling the shots. Source: CWMon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e18Chris is put in a difficult position when he must choose between going to a baseball game with his dad and Drew and going to the movies with Tasha. Rochelle is overcome with motherly guilt after she realizes she forgot to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club, and Rochelle's freeloading brother, Michael, asks Vanessa on a date, but has to borrow money from Julius to pay for it. Source: CWMon, 26 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e17When the neighborhood DJ is arrested in the middle of a party, Chris steps in for him and proves to be a huge hit with the crowd. Unfortunately, his new career takes a bad turn when he borrows his mom's James Brown album and accidentally scratches it. Meanwhile, Julius takes Drew to a magic show, but passes out when he sees a rabbit - a phobia dating back to his childhood. Source: CWSun, 18 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e16When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt at stealing a gold chain from Vanessa, Malvo gives Chris one day - or suffer the consequences - to produce a replacement necklace. Meanwhile, Rochelle's imagination runs wild when she discovers Julius has been hiding a credit card from her for over 15 years. Tonya tries desperately to be the 98th caller to a radio station in order to win tickets to a Billy Ocean concert. Source: CWSun, 25 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e15There's a new movie playing in theaters and Chris and Greg decide to cut school to go see it.Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e14A scholarly substitute teacher makes Chris' life a living hell by holding him to a higher standard than his classmates. Meanwhile, Tonya learns that she can always get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her, and Mr. Omar gets on Julius' last nerve when he takes advantage of his neighborly generosity. Todd Bridges plays Doc's nephew, Monk. Source: CWSun, 11 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e13When Chris accidentally shows up for school on a "snow day," he and Principal Edwards (Alexander) are stuck with each other until they can reach Chris' parents. Back at home, Julius realizes that Chris is missing and sets out on foot to find him. Meanwhile, when Rochelle finds herself the victim of a subway robbery, she can't help but give the criminal a piece of her mind - and she has plenty to say.Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e12Hoping to get more respect from his classmates and to stop being Caruso's punching bag, Chris signs up to be a hall monitor. However, when the kids still don't take him seriously, Greg suggests that Chris step up his game. Unfortunately, his newfound power as hall monitor goes right to his head, even threatening his friendship with Greg. Tonya discovers that her girlfriends are only hanging out with her to get closer to Drew. A sleep-deprived Julius struggles to get a little peace and quiet when he can't seem to escape Rochelle and her constant complaints about her new job. Source: TheCW.comMon, 29 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e11Chris must care for an egg like it's a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting; Tonya believes Drew is a werewolf; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill.Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e10Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris, who helps him see how blessed he really is.Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e9After Julius lends Chris a pair of lucky socks, Chris begins to notice that he can do no wrong. Meanwhile, Drew and Tonya decide to play their parents, Rochelle and Julius, against each other. Drew enters his school's talent show, but no one in the family has the heart to tell him he has a bad voice.Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e8When Julius' successful younger brother joins the family for Thanksgiving, Julius gets in the competitive spirit, determined to make the perfect meal. However, things go badly after Rochelle realizes they forgot to put the turkey in the oven and Chris burns the family-favorite macaroni and cheese.Sun, 19 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e7Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius isn't too happy about it.Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e6The school's new principal teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in the hope that the two will bond. Back at home, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after her mom tells her she can't wear them.Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e5Chris is robbed by a notorious repeat offender, Malvo, when Doc entrusts him with watching the cash register.Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e4After Chris makes the neighborhood think he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets an earful from Tasha's grandmother (Whoopi Goldberg).Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e3Chris tries to write a campaign speech to win votes for class president; Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director with a long list of lady friends; Drew finds money that Rochelle lost and spends it.Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e2Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Back at home, Julius tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life after learning he has high blood pressure.Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/xSbf9EFeslEIAoVVvwAw0ER8SlQ#s2e1Chris's first love moves out of town, but he quickly finds a second to occupy himself. A new neighbor moves into town and trys to start a neighborhood blockwatch. Rochelle thinks its a bad idea, until Julius's truck is stolen.Sun, 01 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e22When Julius decides that the best Father's Day gift he can receive is spending the day alone, an upset Rochelle decides to take the kids out to places Julius would never go. Meanwhile, Chris is determined to find the perfect gift for his father.Thu, 11 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e21When Chris' teacher announces a school cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington, Chris panics and turns to the Bed-Stuy crooks for selling tips, which gets him in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, Julius surprises Rochelle with tickets to see "Dream Girls" for their anniversary, but when Drew and Tanya get sick with the chicken pox, Julius reluctantly volunteers to stay home.Wed, 03 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e20After finding his father's Playboy Magazine, Chris decides to bring it to school, where bully Joey Caruso steals it, but when Chris and Greg attempt to get it back before Julius knows its missing, things go from bad to worse when the school principal confiscates it. Meanwhile, Julius finds out Rochelle is hiding money from him.Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e19Hoping that he can finally excel at something and outperform his little brother Drew, Chris convinces his parents to enroll him in karate lessons. Meanwhile, Julius relents and gives Tonya money to go the hair salon after Rochelle nearly gives her daughter third-degree burns with the hot comb, but the parents quickly regret the decision when Tonya gets a lesson in gossiping from Vanessa and the other ladies at the salon.Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e18Fed up with getting a daily butt kicking from his classmates, Chris asks Julius and Rochelle if he can attend the local middle school instead of Corleone Junior High, but when they say no, Chris tries to get himself expelled. Later, Julius is stinking the family out of the house, after starting a new job at a fish market.Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e17When Rochelle's father Gene dies unexpectedly while in town for a visit, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned when Rochelle acts as if nothing's wrong. Meanwhile, with her family staying at their house, Rochelle finds herself under constant criticism from her mother, Maxine, and when Rochelle won't defend herself, Chris comes to her rescue, shocking the rest of the family.Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e16Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents; Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.Thu, 02 Mar 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e15At the neighborhood corner store, Chris claims to be the greatest "Asteroids" player in Bed Stuy, until he meets his match and has to defend his title. Meanwhile, to pay the heating bill, Julius and Rochelle have to both give up their guilty pleasures -- chocolate and lottery tickets -- but deprivation soon sends both out searching for a secret "fix."Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e14While all the other kids at school are exchanging Valentine's Day cards, Chris receives a series of "I hate you" cards from the school bully, but love is in the air as he develops a "bus crush" on Tangee, a girl he regularly sees during his daily route. Later, Julius and Rochelle must deal with the unexpected romantic attention Drew and Tonya are getting.Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e13With Rochelle's help, Chris tries to find an outfit for his school picture so perfect that the other kids will finally think he's cool. Meanwhile, after Tonya refuses to apologize for breaking a toy, Drew retaliates by swiping one of her school shoes. Later, Rochelle attempts to sell cosmetics to her neighbors.Thu, 02 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e12Chris wants to buy a leather jacket so girls will think he's cool. To earn money for it, he works with his dad delivering newspapers. Meanwhile, Drew dares Tonya to drink a hot-sauce shake and she ends up in the emergency room.Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e11When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him the new Walkman cassette player that he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, Drew spills the beans on Santa Claus to Tonya, making her question other things her parents have told her.Thu, 15 Dec 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e10Tired of constantly being blamed for Tonya’s mischief, Chris decides to hang out and play Atari at Greg's house after school without their parents' permission, but when Greg's dad comes home, Chris ends up hiding out in the closet to avoid getting busted. Meanwhile, Tonya must find innovative ways to stay out of trouble when she no longer has Chris at home to blame.Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e9After Julius finds $200 in food stamps, Rochelle swallows her pride and goes to use them, but when a friend spots her at the grocery story, she panics and dips into the family's spending money instead. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg team up for a school science project, but clash when they realize that they have very different ideas on what constitutes a winning project.Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e8While Julius and Rochelle shop for a television set, a drowsy Chris is forced to do the laundry at the local laundromat with his siblings on a Saturday morning.Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e7When Julius and Rochelle decide to have a "date night," they hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but when she keeps leaving to take care of personal business, Chris is forced to cover for her. Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle's romantic night out hits a few bumps when the restaurant doesn't accept their coupon and then the place gets robbed.Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e6Chris' plans to attend his neighbor Lisa's big Halloween party are threatened when his mother Rochelle makes him take his younger brother and sister trick-or-treating. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg attempt to dodge holiday pranksters armed with rotten eggs at school. Later, Rochelle objects when cost-conscious Julius wants to give trick-or-treaters the generic "M and N's, " "Nickers" and "Gravy Ways" that he bought.Thu, 27 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e5Chris catches a break from the neighborhood thugs when he befriends Fat Mike, one of the cool kids. Meanwhile, Rochelle is forced to go to work when Julius' truck union goes on strike.Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e4Fists, rumors and even "D" batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso (guest star Travis Flory) escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond (guest star Jude Ciccolella) to step in. Meanwhile, when Rochelle quits her job and money gets tight, Julius makes a deal on a crate of sausages so the family has meat on table, but Tonya refuses to touch a link. Later, Drew is inspired to take up karate after watching a kung-fu movie.Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e3Because he's African American, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their new tenant.Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e2Rochelle hires Keisha to tutor Drew in math, giving Chris an opportunity to impress his next-door neighbor. But Chris' plans are thrown off when Keisha begins to make moves of her own. Meanwhile, Julius experiences an awkward moment when he mistakes Keisha's mother for his wife.Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/jgfG_Nsgt1iI0z6fIzy_o76jSo0#s1e1Chris Rock narrates as Brooklyn teenager Chris is uprooted from his school and bused to a white school two-hours away. There, Chris goes head-to-head with a bully, but is able to make a new friend in Greg during his first day. Meanwhile, Chris' father, Julius, and mother, Rochelle, talk about family finances.Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:00:00 +0000