<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>blinkx TV - Everybody Hates Chris</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/ILfbWgQxFL46VCp9MX6nKTHIOHa5cXJcLU_Hlg</link><description>Watch Full Episodes of Everybody Hates Chris Online: Actor/comedian Chris Rock narrates Everybody Hates Chris, the story of thirteen year-old Chris, the oldest of three children in Brooklyn, NY, in 1982.  Chris is joined by taller and more confident younger brother, attention-hog sister Tonya, rough, cost-conscious dad Julius, and sassy, sensible mom Rochelle.  Based largely on Rock’s own childhood experiences, Everybody Hates Chris stars Tyler James Williams as Chris, Tequan Richmond and Imani Hakim as his siblings, and Terry Crews and Tichina Arnold as his parents.  Notable supporting cast members include Jason Alexander, Jackee Harry, and, occasionally, even Chris Rock himself.</description><language>en</language><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><webMaster>webmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)</webMaster><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:14:36 +0000</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:14:36 +0000</lastBuildDate><image><url>http://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/08/TVShows/229799e0bf7b3301edd50034bea17076.jpg</url><title>Watch Full Episodes of Everybody Hates Chris Online</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/ILfbWgQxFL46VCp9MX6nKTHIOHa5cXJcLU_Hlg</link></image><item><title>everybody hates the g.e.d.</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e22</link><description>During the last week of school, Chris is informed that if he gets one more tardy he will have to repeat the 10th grade.</description><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates bomb threats</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e21</link><description>As punishment for Chris' disruption of history class, Chris and his classmates are given the assignment of memorizing a famous speech from World War II and reciting it in front of the class. A customer puts a voodoo hex on Rochelle after Rochelle refuses to give the customer a refund on her services.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Everybody Hates Tasha</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e20</link><description>Chris works up the courage to ask Tasha to be his girlfriend and is surprised when she accepts. Unfortunately, Chris had no clue that being a boyfriend entailed giving up all his free time and only doing things that Tasha wants to do.</description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates spring break</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e19</link><description>Chris decides to take a stand against his mother, Rochelle, and refuses to do his household chores, causing Rochelle to complain to Julius that her son is disrespecting her. 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When Rochelle makes the family attend a social event, Chris is left with no time to study and resorts to buying the PSAT answer key.</description><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Everybody Hates Fake IDs</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e13</link><description>Chris and Greg realize they'd better find fake IDs or they won't be able to go to the "18 and over" Fat Boys concert. 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The only problem is that the only people Chris can find to be his chaperone are two ex-convicts, Peaches and Malvo.</description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates james</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e9</link><description>Julius realizes that the key to keeping Rochelle happy in their marriage is getting advice from "The Oprah Winfrey Show." Unfortunately, the plan backfires when Rochelle equates Julius' new attitude with an extramarital affair.</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates big bird</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e8</link><description>Chris is just starting to fit in at his new high school when he gets asked on a date by the dorkiest girl in school, Kelly, whom everyone calls "Big Bird." 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Greg tries to make him see that it's a bad idea, but Chris is too happy with his new friends to realize the downside until he fails his own quarterly exam.</description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates the english teacher</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e4</link><description>When Julius and Rochelle decide to raise Mr. Omar's rent, Mr. Omar demands they bring the apartment up to code and moves in with Chris' family until the repairs are done. 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However, his nerves take a turn for the worse when Jenise tells him that her father, Dr. Clint Huxtable, wants Chris to come over to the house (a look-alike Cosby living room set) to meet him before the dance.</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates cake</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/j7Xus-xyqITy48fgaM9aKxNaj0g#s4e2</link><description>Chris agrees to help a classmate, Angel improve his grades if Angel will help him get the attention of Chris' latest crush, Maria. 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+0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates gretzky</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e14</link><description>When Tasha breaks up with her boyfriend, Chris is more than happy to step in and serve as her escort for the Easter Pageant, but first he has to figure out how to be in two places at the same time without his mother finding out.</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Everybody Hates the First Kiss</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e13</link><description>After finding out that Tasha is going to "spin the bottle" parties, Chris is determined to get an invitation to the next party so he can finally experience his first kiss.</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>everybody hates earth 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Meanwhile, Rochelle spends an interesting day at traffic court with Drew and Tonya.</description><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Everybody Hates Caruso</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e2</link><description>Caruso relinquishes his role as school bully after getting bullied himself. However, without Caruso to establish the school's power hierarchy and with everyone vying to fill his shoes, Chris and Greg realize they'd better come up with a fast solution.</description><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/everybody-hates-chris/iSAGwt4ieQ5_JCQsFzx9PZLZuGw#s3e1</link><description>After Chris tests poorly on a standard exam, his teacher, Ms. Morello, refers him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott.</description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>