blinkx TV - Election '08http://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/6CtwArJaN6gmL96a0U00fAWatch Full Episodes of Election '08 Online: Election '08enhttp://www.rssboard.org/rss-specificationwebmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:01:25 +0000Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:01:25 +0000http://tv.blinkx.comhttp://cdn.blinkx.com/images/smallblank.gifWatch Full Episodes of Election '08 Onlinehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/6CtwArJaN6gmL96a0U00fAThe Onion: Obama Undertakes Presidential Internshiphttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e20Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Cindy McCain Just Like Any Other Female Human'http://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e19Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnighthttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e18Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Votershttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e17The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000McCains Economic Plan: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'http://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e15McCain pointed to his personal success in marrying a wealthy beer heiress to prove how the plan could benefit every American.Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000Obama Vows To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseashttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e14In an appeal to working class voters, Barack Obama claimed his economic plan would save millions of backbreaking, mind-numbing shitty jobs.Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Basehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e13Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Electionhttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e11A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Study Finds Youths Don't Follow Office Politicshttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e10Organizations hope to make youth see importance of getting prime parking spaces or a new desk lamp.Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidatehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e9Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Electionhttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e8Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Servicehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e7John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: http://onion.comThu, 01 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Votershttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e6For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: http://onion.comWed, 05 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Votehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e4Panelists discuss the "idgit," or idiot, voter -- the unpredictable, uninformed demographic that invariably decides elections. More coverage at: http://onion.comMon, 11 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Traveler Entrances Town With Vision Of Futurehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e3In Hastings, NY, an enigmatic man appeared suddenly, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newborns. More coverage at:http://www.onion.comMon, 21 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: Romney Defends Against Allegations Of Tolerancehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e2Mitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn't sickened by gays. More coverage at: www.onion.com ... mitt romney politics the onionThu, 17 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000The Onion: More Candidates Court Fat Votehttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/election-08/ixQQVPuYUIYU0UZwz2hRdkYgWjY#s1e1Presidential candidates are reaching out to fat voters on the campaign trail by eating large amounts of food. More coverage at: http://www.onion.comThu, 17 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000