Crank Yankers
Pick it up. It's for you! Crank Yankers features some of the funniest characters from old Elmer Higgins to a very special someone they call Ed. Crank Yankers also features celebrates like Snoop Dogg, Tenacious D (In the nude) and Ween. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear are real. The names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.
Genre: Animation, Comedy
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Episode 32
Best-of Special, Part 2
aired: Tue, Nov 25, 2003
Join Elmer and all your favorites in this collection of the crudest Crank Yankers calls.
Episode 31
Best-of Special, Part 1
aired: Tue, May 13, 2003
Join Special Ed and all your favorites in this collection of the craziest Crank Yankers calls.
Episode 30
Jimmy Kimmel & Fred Armisen
aired: Tue, Apr 13, 2004
Jimmy Kimmel's 9-year-old daughter Katie needs some booze; Birchum needs some able bodies to break his brother out of a cult.
Episode 29
Kevin Nealon & Sarah Silverman
aired: Tue, Apr 6, 2004
Special Ed professes his undying love for spaghetti; Ken calls a paper with breaking news.
Episode 28
Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla
aired: Tue, Mar 30, 2004
Bobby Fletcher tries to work his way up the corporate ladder; Niles calls a dentist about getting gas.
Episode 27
Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy
aired: Tue, Mar 23, 2004
Birchum looks to hire some mourners for his dad's funeral; Elmer calls a carnival about a teddy bear stuffed with glass.
Episode 26
Sarah Silverman & Jeff Goldblum
aired: Tue, Mar 16, 2004
Cammie asks for advice on how to date a Jewish man.
Episode 25
Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
aired: Tue, Mar 9, 2004
Elmer looks for charitable donations; Special Ed needs a piano lesson.
Episode 24
Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
aired: Tue, Mar 2, 2004
Gladys hits the jackpot at a broken ATM; Niles asks a salesperson to eat a used tissue for $500.
Episode 23
Jamie Kennedy & David Alan Grier
aired: Tue, Feb 24, 2004
Homeless, retired R&B singer Stompie looks for love; Hadassah becomes a telemarketer.
Episode 22
Kevin Nealon & Wanda Sykes
aired: Tue, Feb 17, 2004
Cammie wants to teach kids about the birds & the bees; Gladys has questions about her teenage son's breast-milk habits.
Episode 21
Sarah Silverman & David Alan Grier
aired: Tue, Feb 10, 2004
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant; Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.
Episode 20
Jim Florentine & Kathy Griffin
aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2003
Elmer calls a brothel looking for a woman he met 30 years ago; Marion inquires about plastic surgery for her 11-year-old daughter.
Episode 19
Bob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen
aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2003
Bob Odenkirk tries to overcome a speech impediment; Samir wants to throw a party.
Episode 18
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2003
Gladys gets intimate with slime; Elmer needs the lotto numbers.
Episode 17
David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin
aired: Tue, Oct 28, 2003
Cammie inquires about hourly car rentals; Dick Birchum needs some kids to work around the house.
Episode 16
Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
aired: Tue, Oct 21, 2003
Elmer calls about gay porn on his computer; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners.
Episode 15
David Alan Grier & Super Dave Osborne
aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2003
Cammie calls about her haunted breast implants; Tony Deloge tries to get a free meal.
Episode 14
Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
aired: Tue, Oct 7, 2003
Elmer gets trapped in a fold-up bed; George Zucco plans a family event.
Episode 13
David Cross & Jeff Garlin
aired: Tue, Sep 30, 2003
Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.
Episode 12
Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
aired: Tue, Sep 23, 2003
Gladys calls for a conjugal visit; Ken gets stuck in a restroom.
Episode 11
Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen
aired: Tue, Sep 16, 2003
Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed.
Episode 10
Fred Armisen & Sarah Silverman
aired: Tue, May 6, 2003
Spoonie Luv calls for driving lessons; Niles Standish wants a balloon ride.
Episode 9
Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
aired: Tue, Apr 29, 2003
Elmer calls about a gay cruise; Danny seeks out the help of a rabbi.
Episode 8
Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
aired: Tue, Apr 22, 2003
Bobby Fletcher can't stop burping; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
Episode 7
Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
aired: Tue, Apr 15, 2003
A blind stripper applies for college; Dick Birchum wants swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
Episode 6
Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
aired: Tue, Apr 8, 2003
Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat; Steven calls a talent agent and keeps doing Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
Episode 5
Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
aired: Tue, Apr 1, 2003
Hadassah calls about a perfume rash on her vagina; Ken repeatedly asks a caller to hit the pound key.
Episode 4
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
aired: Tue, Mar 25, 2003
George Zucco calls about swelling testicles; Bobby Fletcher hits an innocent bystander.
Episode 3
Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
aired: Tue, Mar 18, 2003
Snoop Dogg calls about running for public office; Hadassah has a run-in with a salesperson.
Episode 2
Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
aired: Tue, Mar 11, 2003
Spoonie Luv looks into karate lessons; Gladys complains about a video store mix-up.
Episode 1
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
aired: Tue, Mar 4, 2003
Elmer calls about anal beads; Special Ed calls a record store looking for a certain song.
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