<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>blinkx TV - Clerks</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/1OmDCRwxGJTUd_iE</link><description>Watch Full Episodes of Clerks Online: This animated series, based on Kevin Smith's 1994 film of the same name, centers on Dante Hicks and Randal Graves, the clerks at The Quick Stop and RST Video. These "slackers" spend most of their time spoofing pop culture and whining about their miserable lives. Adding color to their lives are the resident "hetero-life partners" Jay and Silent Bob, who hang out and sell fireworks outside the store. Every show needs an evil villain, so to accommodate, Leonardo Leonardo was created -- a rich, gay psychopath, who was the evil foil for our heroes. Leonardo's sidekick, the menacing Plug, was a robot. NBA player Charles Barkley voiced himself in nearly every episode, playing the nemesis of Jay and Silent Bob. And Lando was created in episode 3 to address the lack of black characters in the show. Utilizing the animation, the makers inserted tons of film and television spoofs, and cameos from many stars.</description><language>en</language><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><webMaster>webmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)</webMaster><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:53:39 +0000</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:53:39 +0000</lastBuildDate><image><url>http://tv.blinkx.comhttp://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/08/TVShows/55ca67ba92781d4dd1b58d8f48b765e8.jpg</url><title>Watch Full Episodes of Clerks Online</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/1OmDCRwxGJTUd_iE</link></image><item><title>The Last Episode Ever!</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/0cDgT6SxjlKyAmLixoYfJMu0J_8#s1e6</link><description>Randal and Dante visit a comic con, where people encourage them to be more true to the movie. Back at the store, Dante prepares for a date with Caitlin Bree. A fair springs up across the street and Jay and Silent Bob can't keep themselves from rushing in every 2 minutes to bring news while Randal and Dante must man the Quick Stop all night.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:01:59 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dante &amp; Randal &amp; Jay &amp; Silent Bob &amp; A Bunch Of New Characters &amp; Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones &amp; The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High Sc</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/0cDgT6SxjlKyAmLixoYfJMu0J_8#s1e5</link><description>Dante and Randal go to their 10 year high school reunion, while Leonardo attends his 30th. All of Randal's ex-girlfriends are now lesbians while Dante's baseball team doesn't remember him. Leonardo offers Dante the chance to coach a little league team, while Randal beats the "Pharoah" video game and is offered a chance to put his skills to use.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:01:26 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store.</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/0cDgT6SxjlKyAmLixoYfJMu0J_8#s1e4</link><description>Dante and Randal read fan mail and introduce a new black character, Lando. Randal neglects a shipment of frozen burritos. A new pet store opens next door, and Patrick Swayze works there. Randal fears an outbreak after Leonardo Leonardo is bitten by a monkey and gets food poisoning from the burritos. After Jay and Silent Bob steal the monkey to teach it to smoke, Randal and Dante must track it down, as it is the key to stop the town from being liquidated.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:00:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/0cDgT6SxjlKyAmLixoYfJMu0J_8#s1e3</link><description>Leonardo returns to town and opens Quicker Stop, another convenience store across the street, specializing in adult magazines and coffee bars. The Quick Stop and RST Video lose enough business that they prepare to close. Jay and Silent Bob "quit" to "work" for Quicker Stop. Leonardo offers Randal and Dante jobs and a college education but Randal blows it. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer provides the answer on how to take Leonardo down.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:00:21 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives.</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/0cDgT6SxjlKyAmLixoYfJMu0J_8#s1e2</link><description>Randal and Dante are accidentally locked in the freezer at Qwik Stop while testing the locks. They spend the day reminiscing about such things as the opening of a new convenience store across the street, the last time they got locked in the freezer, Randal's mail order husband, celebrities that have stopped by, their time on The Real World and Happy Days. Silent Bob and Jay try to help but get locked in also. After escaping from that, Randal and Dante get trapped in the video store.</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2000 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/clerks/0cDgT6SxjlKyAmLixoYfJMu0J_8#s1e1</link><description>Randal and Dante bet that they couldn't do each other's job for a day at RST Video and Quick Stop, respectively. Randall doesn't make it two minutes. Jay sues Dante and Quick Stop for $10 million after slipping and falling on the floor.</description><pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2000 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>