Chilly Beach
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Episode 26
Yank My Doodle
aired: Mon, Mar 21, 2005
Dale adjusts to life in the fat lane after he’s granted an honorary American citizenship.
Episode 25
Lumberjackapalooza
aired: Mon, Mar 7, 2005
When a lumberjacking contest comes to town, Dale tries to impress April by mastering the art of tree-carving.
Episode 24
What's Mined is Yours
aired: Mon, Dec 20, 2004
Dale, Frank, Angus and Polar Bear get diamond fever after they discover a mine on a mountain.
Episode 23
Christmas Inc.
aired: Mon, Feb 21, 2005
When Frank visits Santa’s run-down workshop, he’s hired on as a high-octane financial exec, replacing Santa’s elfin advisors.
Episode 22
Dr. Dale
aired: Mon, Feb 14, 2005
When Chilly Beach gets its own TV station, Dale’s daytime talk show becomes a massive international hit.
Episode 21
Bearly Vegan
aired: Mon, Mar 14, 2005
When the Polar Bear decides to go vegetarian, April helps him ride out his meaty withdrawal.
Episode 20
Employee Of The Beer
aired: Mon, Mar 28, 2005
Frank is offered a cushy beer-technician job in sunny Moose Jaw, but something rotten is brewing.
Episode 19
Love Conquers Al
aired: Mon, Feb 7, 2005
When a vacationing Al decides to finally pursue romance, he employs Dale and Frank as his clueless makeover unit.
Episode 18
You've Got Meat
aired: Mon, Feb 28, 2005
Jacques feels pangs of unrequited love when a female butcher (played by Andrea Martin) opens her chop shop in town.
Episode 17
Driving Mr Biggs
aired: Mon, Jan 10, 2005
Dale becomes Mr. Biggs’ errand boy when he runs for MP against the local favorite, played by Joe Flaherty
Episode 16
Spiritual Matters
aired: Mon, Jan 17, 2005
A prominent spiritual leader comes to town for an enlightenment-palooza, with Canadian rocker Gowan as a special guest.
Episode 15
Fortune Kooky
aired: Mon, Nov 8, 2004
After an electric shock gives Jacques mysterious psychic powers, everyone flocks to him for advice.
Episode 14
We Have A Problem
aired: Mon, Nov 1, 2004
Frank is mistaken for an alien life form after Katherine sets up a fake Pluto landing in Chilly Beach.
Episode 13
Souse That Roared
aired: Mon, Jan 24, 2005
When it’s discovered that Frank might have a nuclear bomb, U.S. officials threaten to invade Chilly Beach.
Episode 11
Canada Joy Land
aired: Tue, Feb 1, 2005
A Japanese businessman hires Dale and Frank as creative consultants for a Canada-themed amusement park.
Episode 10
Hard Time in Chilly Beach
aired: Mon, Nov 29, 2004
Al throws the entire town in jail for noise violations except Dale, who wants in on the fun.
Episode 9
Winning Freak
aired: Mon, Oct 18, 2004
Dale boosts his game with performance-enhancing energy bars, but they have some freaky side effects.
Episode 8
Full Moon Wiener
aired: Mon, Dec 6, 2004
Somebody’s been bitten by a cursed wiener dog, transforming into a vicious (and cuddly) monster.
Episode 7
Not Without My Yeti
aired: Mon, Oct 4, 2004
Angus, the antisocial hunter, becomes a reluctant celebrity after he captures a wild Yeti on the loose.
Episode 6
Aurora Beerealis
aired: Mon, Oct 11, 2004
After Dale tries to spruce up the Northern Lights, he winds up hypnotizing the entire town.
Episode 5
Bitter Grounds
aired: Mon, Nov 15, 2004
Jacques’ old hockey buddy returns to town and opens an unusually popular coffee shop across the street.
Episode 4
Nature Of Wings
aired: Mon, Nov 22, 2004
Dale is left jobless after guest star David Suzuki declares the town’s skating rink an ecological heritage site.
Episode 3
Training Daze
aired: Mon, Oct 25, 2004
When the Toronto Ptarmigans arrive in Chilly Beach for training, Dale is blamed for sabotaging the ice.
Episode 2
Polargeist
aired: Mon, Dec 27, 2004
Dale discovers a haunted locker room in his house and becomes trapped inside the spirit world.
Episode 1
Syruptitious
aired: Mon, Dec 13, 2004
When maple syrup is declared illegal, Constable Al has to shut down an illicit “tree juice” ring.
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Episode 26
Slushbucklers
aired: Thu, Jul 1, 2004
A popular antiques show arrives in town, and an intrepid historical expert reveals that Jacques is a direct descendant of the feared pirate Blackboard.
Episode 25
My Big Fat Creep Wedding
aired: Wed, Jun 23, 2004
To enter the Olympic trials for three-legged races, Abby tries get to her mom to marry Dale so she can obtain Canadian citizenship.
Episode 24
Brother's Day
aired: Wed, Jun 23, 2004
When Dale's older, more successful brother Dave visits, his hidden intentions force Dale to choose between familial responsibility and petty jealousy.
Episode 23
The Beer Hunters
aired: Tue, Nov 25, 2003
Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart, but ends up sending the beer truck — with the town's shipment of beer — into the wilderness.
Episode 22
The Song Remains So Lame
aired: Wed, Jun 16, 2004
Dale and Frank resuscitate their old gar(b)age band for their high school reunion.
Episode 21
Dale to the Chief
aired: Mon, Jun 7, 2004
When Air Force One makes a refueling stop on the island, the U.S. President (played by William Shatner) accidentally gets left behind.
Episode 20
Natural Born Curlers
aired: Tue, Dec 2, 2003
In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice-cleaning duties at the rink and creates the world’s finest curling ice.
Episode 18
Secret Santa
aired: Tue, Dec 16, 2003
While looking for a gift for the annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa Claus (played by Leslie Nielsen) himself.
Episode 17
Pity Slickers
aired: Tue, Oct 28, 2003
With the help of Dale and Frank, April herds a colony of seals across the island where they will be safe from vicious hunters.
Episode 16
Hollywood Far North
aired: Tue, Dec 9, 2003
Two film crews set up production in Chilly Beach: one, a low-budget Canadian art film; the other, a mega-budget Hollywood blockbuster.
Episode 15
Country Cooking
aired: Sat, May 1, 2004
Dale and Frank get a rude awakening when they find out the streets of Chilly Beach are not strictly zoned for ball hockey.
Episode 14
Slush Fund
aired: Tue, Jun 22, 2004
A dwindling tourist trade puts Chilly Beach’s economy in serious trouble, and Dale and Frank try to save the town’s hide.
Episode 13
Cold War
aired: Sun, Jun 13, 2004
An errant iceberg floats towards Chilly Beach and its occupants turn out to be two Russian soldiers adrift since before the USSR collapsed.
Episode 12
Lord of the Ringettes
aired: Tue, Nov 18, 2003
A dispute over ice time at the local rink turns into a boys-versus-girls game, headed by Dale and April.
Episode 11
Power Pray
aired: Tue, Oct 14, 2003
Jacques goes down with an injury and can no longer coach the kids’ pee wee hockey team and Dale fills in (for a price).
Episode 10
combers
aired: Tue, Nov 11, 2003
When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, “The Beachcombers,” he devises a plan to see it on Icelandic TV later in the week.
Episode 9
Polar Opposites
aired: Tue, Jun 8, 2004
The new Chilly Beach dump site for Toronto’s garbage attracts an evil Polar Bear with a bad reputation.
Episode 8
Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
aired: Tue, Sep 9, 2003
Aliens abduct Frank and, after the usual prodding and probing, put him under mind control.
Episode 7
Angus Rex
aired: Tue, Nov 4, 2003
A fully intact dinosaur, found frozen beneath Dale’s house, thaws out and rampages through town.
Episode 6
Fever Tale
aired: Tue, Oct 21, 2003
When Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the States, Abby feigns a deadly illness.
Episode 5
Go Figure
aired: Thu, Jun 3, 2004
A travelling ice show led by World Champion figure skater Elvis Stojko arrives in Chilly Beach to the considerable indifference of everybody, except Michel.
Episode 4
Shut Your Space Hole
aired: Tue, Sep 30, 2003
A gigantic black hole is threatening the planet, and American space scientists look to Frank for fresh ideas on how to combat it
Episode 3
Love Potion Undermined
aired: Tue, Sep 23, 2003
In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians, Abby does an experiment with a powerful pheromone spray.
Episode 2
Pucked In The Head
aired: Tue, Sep 16, 2003
After getting hit by a nasty slapshot, Frank develops a nasty case of amnesia and starts acting kinda nasty.
Episode 1
Separation Anxiety
aired: Tue, Sep 2, 2003
“Separation Anxiety”: A decades-old debate over hockey polarizes Chilly Beach, and divides the town into two “distinct societies.”
