Barney Miller
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Episode 80
Inauguration
aired: Thu, May 18, 1978
The mayoral inauguration is hectic for the 12th Precinct officers as they rescue a would-be political suicide, investigate the new mayor's hate mail, and learn of the resignation of Harris, who has been asked to work on the mayor's staff.
Episode 79
The Sighting
aired: Thu, May 11, 1978
A wife claims that her husband is converting her assets into gold; the Air Force investigates Wojo's claim of having seen a UFO.
Episode 21
Evaluation
aired: Thu, May 4, 1978
Harris arrests an assailant who will not provide his name, only a number. Vandals strike a "mon and pop" pornography shop - and their identity surprises mom and pop. Meanwhile, the detectives sweat as Barney prepares evaluations of their performance.
Episode 20
Hostage
aired: Thu, Mar 23, 1978
A gunman imprisons the detectives in their own holding cell, which they must share with a ventriloquist who claims he is not responsible for the utterances of his foul-mouthed mannequin. Harris finally finds and apartment that he likes in the Village.
Episode 19
Quo Vadis?'
aired: Thu, Mar 2, 1978
An irate woman regards an exhibit of art that contains nudes as pornography and demands the prestigious museum hosting it remove it. Barney and his wife Elizabeth face a marital crisis over her concern for the hazards of his job.
Episode 18
Wojo's Problem
aired: Thu, Feb 23, 1978
Wojo has a problem that strikes many men at one time or another in the era before a little blue pill could fix it... and he brings it to Barney, who would have rather never known about it! Detective Roslyn Licori joins the squad and the detectives must deal with her very jealous husband. A shoplifter escapes - in his wheelchair!
Episode 16
Eviction (1)
aired: Thu, Feb 2, 1978
Barney refuses to enforce a court ordered eviction; the residents of the condemned hotel are poor and have few options. Inspector Luger ponders how best to spend his vacation.
Episode 15
Rape
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A woman brings a charge of rape against her husband. Faced with an uncertain prosecution, Barney seeks out a female district attorney and persuades her to handle the case. Meanwhile, a master of disguise embarks on a crime spree, and Yemana takes advantage of New York's newly legal off-track betting parlors.
Episode 14
Appendicitis
aired: Thu, Jan 19, 1978
A bounty hunter past his prime and a self-proclaimed sugar addict plague the squadroom. Yemana doubles over with stomach pain from appendicitis; the detectives rush him to the hospital.
Episode 12
Bank, The
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A man accuses a sperm bank of destroying his donation. He has since had a vasectomy and cannot provide a new donation...
Episode 11
Atomic Bomb
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A college graduate student constructs a functional atomic bomb as part of his physics class project - all it needs is fissionable material. Barney doesn't believe the device is real until jack-of-all-trades expert Dietrich recognizes it immediately. Then Barney must deal with the FBI...
Episode 8
Chase
aired: Thu, Nov 17, 1977
Internal Affairs Lieutenant Ben Scanlon, once again certain there's corruption in the 12th, enlists a drug dealer to help him ferret it out. Wojo borrows a taxi to chase a robbery suspect - and wrecks the vehicle.
Episode 7
Blizzard
aired: Thu, Nov 3, 1977
A blizzard paralyzes the city, forcing the detectives of the 12th to retain custody of a corpse longer than they'd like, and a prophet of doom claims that the storm marks the beginning of a new ice age.
Episode 6
Copy Cat
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A drunk thief forgets to take his weapon to a holdup. Another criminal gets ideas for his crimes from police-themed television shows, prompting Yemana to seek the clues needed to nab him from his TV Guide magazine.
Episode 5
Burial
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A man steals his best friend's corpse from a local mortuary, and then hides it and refuses to tell anywhere where to find it. Retired Detective Sergeant Fish returns to help Barney locate the deceased.
Episode 4
Corporation
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Arrested for vandalizing a chemical plant, an environmentalist faces the company's high-powered lawyer - and threatens to commit suicide as a protest against environmental contamination.
Episode 3
Bugs
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
An exterminator discovers a different sort of bug - a listening device - in the squadroom, leaving the detectives to wonder whether Internal Affairs or someone even more highly placed planted the device...
Episode 2
Goodbye Mr.Fish - Part 2
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Fish finally shows up for work. having refused to acknowledge his own retirement. This leaves Barney in the unenviable position of negotiating Fish's departure, which he does with some help from Bernice, Fish's wife.
Episode 1
Goodbye Mr.Fish - Part 1
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Detective Sergeant Phil Fish faces mandatory retirement. But on his last day of work, he is nowhere to be found! Barney and his squad try to control Bruno Binder's vigilante group.
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Episode 22
Strike (2)
aired: Thu, Mar 31, 1977
Inspector Luger is called back into action as a replacement for the striking officers. Meanwhile, the woman robbed by her computer date refuses to press charges.
Episode 20
Group Home
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
The Army recruiting office is being threatened by a mad bomber. It's Det. Fish's turn at mugging detail, which includes dressing in drag.
Episode 19
Asylum
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A Russian defector asks for Wojo's help for political asylum. Marty is in violation of probation when he is arrested with an ounce of marijuana.
Episode 17
Sex Surrogate
aired: Thu, Feb 10, 1977
A man is shot by his wife after seeing a sex surrogate. Harris is upset when a band of ruffians soil one of his designer suits.
Episode 16
Abduction
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A distraught couple turn to Barney for help after kidnapping their daughter away from a cult. Yemana's bookie is a prisoner of the 12th precinct.
Episode 15
Fire '77
aired: Thu, Jan 27, 1977
An arsonist has set fire to the precinct, which delights a couple who are determined to commit suicide.
Episode 14
Rand Report
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Wojo would rather resign from the force than wear a police uniform, as recommended by a department study.
Episode 13
Community Relations
aired: Thu, Jan 13, 1977
A lawyer accuses Barney of harassing a blind shoplifter after his arrest and booking. A homeless man goes after his former landlord with an antique musket.
Episode 12
Smog Alert
aired: Thu, Jan 6, 1977
A woman in the squad room strikes a relationship with a graffiti artist who designs obscene artwork. Meanwhile, Fish takes it easy during a first stage smog alert.
Episode 11
Hash
aired: Thu, Dec 30, 1976
Wojo's girlfriend bakes the squad some brownies that has everyone acting giddy. Barney has them analyzed to reveal they are laced with hashish.
Episode 10
Christmas Story
aired: Thu, Dec 23, 1976
Det. Fish goes undercover as a street Santa Claus. Barney invites Inspector Luger for a Christmas dinner. Yemana is smitten with an Asian hooker.
Episode 9
Power Failure
aired: Thu, Dec 9, 1976
The 12th precinct houses a prisoner with a split personality, during a blackout.
Episode 8
Non-Involvement
aired: Thu, Nov 18, 1976
Wojo arrests a citizen who stood by while a mugging occurred.
Episode 7
The Recluse
aired: Thu, Nov 11, 1976
A man is apprehended that remained held up in his home for 3 decades to avoid serving on jury duty. His cell mate is a man who claims doom and gloom is upon them all.
Episode 6
Werewolf
aired: Thu, Oct 28, 1976
A full moon brings out the usual wacko's, along with a man who insists that he will change into a werewolf.
Episode 5
The Election
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Election day finds a prisoner demanding to cast his vote, and a man who caused a commotion by refusing to let his wife vote.
Episode 4
Bus Stop
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
A bus load of commuters storm the 12th precinct to confront a man who held them up at gunpoint.
Episode 1
Evacuation
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Wojo takes it upon himself to create a better evacuation procedure for the 11 million citizens of New York. Det. Fish befriends a young thief.
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Episode 35
The Mole
aired: Thu, Mar 18, 1976
Fish must decide between an operation and a lifetime of sitting on a rubber cushion.
Episode 34
The Kid
aired: Thu, Mar 4, 1976
Fish arrests Claudio, a teenager who tried to pick his pocket on the subway. The situation is complicated when the boy's attractive mother, Mrs. Trujillo, comes to the station house and the detective becomes infatuated with her. But is Fish up to it--and
Episode 33
The Psychiatrist
aired: Thu, Feb 26, 1976
Wojo makes a verbal threat to a prisoner, which results in a psychiatric testing. The doctor decides that Wojo is unfit to carry a gun, then wants to test all of Barney's men. When Yemana sees an elephant wearing a hat in the ink blot test, the whole squa
Episode 32
Massage Parlor
aired: Thu, Feb 19, 1976
Detective Janice Wentworth arrests a cowboy at a massage parlor and an old lady mugs a man.
Episode 31
Block Party
aired: Thu, Feb 12, 1976
Chano and Detective Janice Wentworth are assigned to cover a party for a union leader. However, Wojehowicz and Janice have been dating, and Wojo is jealous when Chano gets the joint assignment with her. Things get even more complicated when Janice prevent
Episode 30
Fear Of Flying
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Wojo, who is afraid of flying, complains to Barney when he has to fly a bigamist back to Ohio to stand trial. Meanwhile, Woolen, a public-spirited citizen who found $3,500 wants to hold it in a bank account until it is claimed.
Episode 29
Sniper
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
While Fish is handling a family dispute involving a wife planning to visit Saturn, Wojo is being shot at outside the 12th precinct station house.
Episode 28
Happy New Year
aired: Thu, Jan 8, 1976
Barney's detectives face a New Year's Eve of jumpers, drunks, pickpockets and a Spanish-speaking expectant mother about to give birth.
Episode 27
Protection
aired: Thu, Dec 18, 1975
When the rumor spreads that Barney's station is being closed down, a protection racket springs up in the neighborhood.
Episode 26
Hot Dogs
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Two off-duty policewomen cause havoc for Barney and his men when they make arrests on a college campus.
Episode 25
Fish
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Fish's doctor puts him on restricted duty and he has to train a new man on the squad.
Episode 24
Rain
aired: Thu, Nov 27, 1975
An endless rainstorm causes the detective to fear the collapse of their precinct roof.
Episode 23
Horse Thief
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
A Bicentennial celebration in New York brings out a horse thief, a tourist with a black eye, and a "lady" who sells Bicentennial buttons for 60 dollars.
Episode 22
You Dirty Rat
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Fish must decide between an operation and a lifetime of sitting on a rubber cushion.
Episode 21
Discovery
aired: Tue, Mar 24, 2009
Romance enters Fish's life when the attractive mother of a juvenile pickpocket comes to plead for her son. The situation presents problems -- in the form of Bernice, Fish's wife.
Episode 20
The Psychiatrist
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
A psychiatrist decides that Wojo is unfit to carry a gun and then wants to test all of Barney's men.
Episode 19
Massage Parlor
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Detective Janice Wentworth arrests a cowboy at a massage parlor and an old lady mugs a man.
Episode 18
Block Party
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Chano and Detective Janice Wentworth are assigned to cover a block party, thus arousing the jealousy of Wojehowicz, who has been dating Janice.
Episode 17
Fear Of Flying
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Wojehowicz is afraid of flying a prisoner to Cleveland, and a citizen turns in $3,500 that he found.
Episode 16
Sniper
aired: Thu, Jan 22, 1976
While Fish is handling a family dispute involving a wife planning to visit Saturn, Wojo is being shot at outside the 12th precinct station house.
Episode 15
Barney Miller: 15. Happy New Year
aired: Thu, Jan 8, 1976
Barney's detectives face a New Year's Eve of jumpers, drunks, pickpockets and a Spanish-speaking expectant mother about to give birth.
Episode 14
Protection
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
When the rumor spreads that Barney's station is being closed down, a protection racket springs up in the neighborhood.
Episode 13
Hot Dogs
aired: Thu, Dec 11, 1975
Two off-duty policewomen cause havoc for Barney and his men when they make arrests on a college campus.
Episode 12
Fish
aired: Thu, Dec 4, 1975
Fish's doctor puts him on restricted duty and he has to train a new man on the squad.
Episode 11
Rain
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
An endless rainstorm causes the detective to fear the collapse of their precinct roof.
Episode 10
Horse Thief
aired: Thu, Nov 20, 1975
A Bicentennial celebration in New York brings out a horse thief, a tourist with a black eye, and a "lady" who sells Bicentennial buttons for 60 dollars.
Episode 9
You Dirty Rat
aired: Thu, Nov 13, 1975
Barney's detectives are short two kilos of marijuana for the narcotics squad and Wojehowicz is bitten by a rat at the precinct house.
Episode 8
Discovery
aired: Thu, Oct 30, 1975
Marty claims that a member of the 12th is harassing the gay community; the precinct computers think Fish is dead.
Episode 7
Grand Hotel
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Wojehowicz and another detective, Janice Wentworth, check into a plush New York Hotel, posing as man and wife, to discover who has been robbing the guests.
Episode 6
Arsonist
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Harris looks to psychology for help in finding an arsonist plaguing the precinct and Chano arrests a man for shooting a candy machine.
Episode 5
Heat Wave
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Members of Barney's squad of detectives resort to wearing dresses during a heat wave to help women detectives Wentworth and Bailey catch a rapist.
Episode 4
Ambush
aired: Thu, Oct 2, 1975
Yemana is sidelined by a gunshot wound that is more embarrassing than painful.
Episode 3
Layoff, The
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Just as the precinct is having an upsurge in crime, Barney is ordered to suspend three officers as a result of the city's financial crisis.
Episode 2
The Social Worker
aired: Thu, Sep 18, 1975
Elizabeth has Barney worried when she takes a job as a social worker in a tough section of the East Bronx.
Episode 1
Doomsday
aired: Wed, Mar 10, 2010
Emmy-winner William Windom guest stars as a "human bomb," who plans to self-destruct unless Barney arrests city officials and the Governor.
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Episode 13
The Hero
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
Chano fights depression after being honored as a hero for shooting a pair of bank robbers. Meanwhile, Barney's wife apprehends an eight-year-old thief.
Episode 12
Hair
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
The new member of Barney's squad is an unconventional loner with a beard who is cool about becoming a 12th precinct detective.
Episode 11
Season 1 Episode 11
aired: Mon, Aug 16, 2010
Roscoe Lee Browne guest. stars as a prison escape artist Barney's squad apprehends and then must hold until he's returned to jail.
Episode 10
The Guest
aired: Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Barney's squad has the job of protecting a government witness from the vengeance of a crime syndicate. Herb Edelman guest stars.
Episode 9
Season 1 Episode 9
aired: Mon, Aug 16, 2010
Chano has to arrest an irate citizen who has been defending the neighborhood from muggers.
Episode 8
Ms. Cop
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
The new woman cop assigned to Barney's precinct does all the typing while all the other detectives are out capturing bank robbers.
Episode 7
Bureaucrat
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
David Wayne guest stars as a hard-drinking Washington bureaucrat who gets drunk in Barney's precinct and becomes an overnight guest in the squad room cell.
Episode 6
Stakeout
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
Barney and his squad stake out drug drop from an apartment house, but he fears their cover will be blown by visiting tenants.
Episode 5
Courtesans
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
Wojehowicz goes to Barney for advice when he becomes attracted to one of the girls he arrested at Rose's "Village-A-Go-Go."
Episode 4
Graft
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
Barney's men are accused of being on the take after a former detective from his squad becomes a member of Internal Affairs, the department's self-policing unit.
Episode 3
Season 1 Episode 3
aired: Mon, Aug 16, 2010
An exhibitionist in a snowstorm, an armored car drivers' strike and no heat create chaos for Barney at the police station.
Episode 2
Experience
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
Barney has to talk Fish out of early retirement while searching out a bomber who is blowing up public buildings.
Episode 1
Ramon
aired: Wed, Mar 18, 2009
Captain Barney Miller runs headlong into a gun-toting teenage addict trying to break out of the police station.
