<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>blinkx TV - Barney Miller</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/V0TJEnYR38sasQFC98lnxcfA2oQ</link><description>Watch Full Episodes of Barney Miller Online: Captain Barney Miller (Hal Linden) and his officers fight crime in this humorous classic TV series. Captain Barney Miller is the consummate boss, earning the loyalty of the officers under him. The early shows featured scenes from Barney's home life, but it was soon put on the back burner to emphasize the characters with whom he interacted at the twelfth precinct. Detective Ron Harris (Ron Glass) would rather be an author and even publishes a book about the precinct that isn't exactly flying off the shelves. Nick Yemana (Jack Soo) is a Japanese American cop from Omaha who is so low key he's almost napping. Wojciehowicz (Maxwell Gail), or Wojo, is the innocent of the group who doesn't seem very bright but speaks for everyone with his simple statements of truth. Dietrich (Steve Landesberg) is the intellectual who could be doing anything for a living, but chooses to be a detective. Fish (Abe Vigoda) is the seen-it-all veteran who can't wait for retirement, even though that would mean more time with his wife, Bernice (Florence Stanley). All of them worked together to make one of the funniest sitcoms ever on the air.</description><language>en</language><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><webMaster>webmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)</webMaster><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:57:14 +0000</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:57:14 +0000</lastBuildDate><image><url>http://tv.blinkx.comhttp://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/09/TVShows/8c77b55121a8269e696ff52e32c0f80b.jpg</url><title>Watch Full Episodes of Barney Miller Online</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/V0TJEnYR38sasQFC98lnxcfA2oQ</link></image><item><title>img src="http:--adlog.com.com-adlog-i-r=8606&amp;s=865701&amp;o=10850:&amp;h=cn&amp;p=&amp;b=16&amp;l=&amp;site=45&amp;pt=6232&amp;nd=10850&amp;pid=&amp;cid=&amp;pp=100&amp;e=&amp;rqid=01c13-ad-e44A64FE56100EB&amp;orh=&amp;ort=&amp;oepartner=&amp;epartner=&amp;ppartner=&amp;pdom=&amp;cpnmodule=&amp;count=&amp;ra=67.212.80.174&amp;dvar</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/YrglASspfs5L-Bi-GzDs-_G5uhg#s86e6</link><description>Barney Miller : img src="http:--adlog.com.com-adlog-i-r=8606&amp;s=865701&amp;o=10850:&amp;h=cn&amp;p=&amp;b=16&amp;l=&amp;site=45&amp;pt=6232&amp;nd=10850&amp;pid=&amp;cid=&amp;pp=100&amp;e=&amp;rqid=01c13-ad-e44A64FE56100EB&amp;orh=&amp;ort=&amp;oepartner=&amp;epartner=&amp;ppartner=&amp;pdom=&amp;cpnmodule=&amp;count=&amp;ra=67.212.80.174&amp;dvar=dvar_tvnetwor</description><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:08:32 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fog</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/YCYAjIpoLK0yG_tpYFP4JyDbH3w#s6e22</link><description>A foggy day is the backdrop to this day as a street musician is accused of assaulting a string quartet who moved in on his corner. Meanwhile, Barney is apparently hiding his feelings after being passed over for promotion to deputy inspector.</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 1980 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Uniform Days</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/YCYAjIpoLK0yG_tpYFP4JyDbH3w#s6e17</link><description>It's time for the annual department mandated uniform day, but Harris refuses to participate, arriving instead in his usual dapper duds.</description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 1980 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Guns</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/YCYAjIpoLK0yG_tpYFP4JyDbH3w#s6e16</link><description>Wojo fears that Luger is planning suicide after accepting a demotion. A gun collector robs a liquor store using a classic dueling pistol. A citizen robs the vault after arriving to claim his stolen TV set.</description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 1980 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Inauguration</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e23</link><description>A morning more hectic than most for Capt. Barney Miller and the detectives of the 12th Precinct marks the inauguration of New York City's new mayor, Ed Koch. The entire police force is mobilized to protect the mayor-elect during the public ceremony, to investigate the residents of the mayor's apartment building, and examine threatening mail. Det. Harris is away from the squad room, temporarily assigned to the mayor's security detail. Officer Levitt, temporarily a plainclothesman, is helping Dietrich investigate a series of anonymous, threatening letters to Koch.</description><pubDate>Thu, 18 May 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Sighting</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e22</link><description>When Detective Wojehowicz (Wojo) is late for duty, Capt. Miller and the other officers of the 12th Precinct merely assume he was out on a romantic date the night before, as usual. Wojo finally arrives and claims to have been up all night pursuing an unidentified flying object which he sighted over Staten Island. Harriet Brauer, an upset woman in her fifties, enters and demands that her husband be arrested. Mr. Brauer, it seems, after reading magazine pieces about an inevitable worldwide economic collapse, has removed the family savings, sold the car and the house, and bought all the gold he could afford. Det. Dietrich informs Det. Harris that Brauer's bizarre reaction was to a genuinely regarded economic theory. In the event of such a disaster as is predicted, precious metals alone would be valuable. Harris begins to worry about the soundness of his own investments. Because Brauer has forged his wife's name in some of his transactions, Barney orders him brought in for questioning.</description><pubDate>Thu, 11 May 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Evaluation</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e21</link><description>When Capt. Barney Miller casually informs the members of his 12th Precinct division that he has been required to fill out a new evaluation form of each officer's performance, the detectives try to hide their consternation. Outwardly, business goes on as usual, with Det. Harris bringing in a suspect who insists that his name is 1223. The suspect had tried to hit a bank cashier who refused to let him open a checking account with a number instead of a name. 1223 is an obsessive follower of numerology -- the occult significance of numbers -- and refuses to tell Barney his old name, which he now considers irrelevant.</description><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hostage</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e20</link><description>Female Officer Roz Licori is filling in for vacationing Officer Nick Yemana at Captain Barney Miller's 12th Precinct. It proves fortunate that a woman is present to help Det. Wojo handle a call from Miss Louise Helmond, who claims she has been abused in public. It seems that Heiman was insulted by lewd remarks from Sammy, the ventriloquist's dummy owned and operated by one Oscar Leed. When brought in to the station house, Oscar proves to be a timid soul, but Sammy obnoxiously insults everyone in sight. Oscar, apparently, regards Sammy as a real person.</description><pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Quo Vadis?'</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e19</link><description>The officers of the 12th Precinct are alarmed when a report comes in that Capt. Barney Miller has been shot while foiling an attempted robbery. While Detectives Harris and Wojehowicz try frantically to find out which hospital Barney has been sent to, Barney shows up with nothing worse than a wounded index finger, now safely bandaged. Barney tends to business, which today includes Milton Loftus, a habitual criminal who has just tried to rob a market, and Laura Jacobs, a woman in her sixties who has come to complain about the outrageous pornography on display at a local smut-peddling establishment. The smut in question turns out to be a group of oil paintings at a distinguished art gallery. Since works of art are not considered obscene, Barney tells the disappointed Miss Jacobs that no action will be taken.</description><pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Wojo's Problem</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e18</link><description>Wojo has a problem that strikes many men at one time or another in the era before a little blue pill could fix it... and he brings it to Barney, who would have rather never known about it! Detective Roslyn Licori joins the squad and the detectives must deal with her very jealous husband. A shoplifter escapes - in his wheelchair!</description><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Eviction (1)</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e16</link><description>pending final decision of a review board, because he failed to carry out a court order. Barney places his next in command, Yemana, in charge of the squad room.</description><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rape</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e15</link><description>Anthony Duggan reports an unusual robbery to Barney and the detectives of the 12th Precinct: while giving confession in a Catholic church, a priest stole Duggan's money. Meanwhile, an hysterical woman, Katherine Lindsay, rushes in to report that she has been raped. Then Barney asks if she can describe her assailant and the tearful woman hands over a photo of the attacker -- her husband, Marvin. Barney phones the District Attorney's office, he receives an order to arrest Mr. Lindsay. Detectives Wojehowicz and Yemana bring Mr. Lindsay into custody. He is outraged at his wife's accusation, and no less angry is his attorney, Neal Korchak. While the Lindsays and Korchak argue over whether Lindsay committed rape by forcing his attentions on his wife without first putting her into a romantic mood, Dietrich and Harris are dispatched to investigate a robbery reportedly committed by a policeman. Harris and Yemana return with their prisoner, Philip Ross, the man who has been stealing under the guises of priest, policeman and a doctor. The next arrival at the station house is Assistant D.A. Leslie Dornan, a young woman who urges Mrs. Lindsay to press charges against her husband to establish a precedent to protect other abused wives. Harris admires Ms. Dornan's spirit as well as her appearance. With some advice, Mrs. Lindsay is convinced that her husband has learned his lesson and will try to behave better in the future, she drops the charges, much to the regret of both Dornan and Korchak. Harris mentions to the departing Assistant D.A. that he is assigned to the D.A.'s office a couple of days a month.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:46:58 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Appendicitis</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e14</link><description>Det. Nick Yemana complains of stomach pains, but dutifully continues the important filing necessary at the 12th Precinct station house. Abel Kleiner, a pleasant-looking man in his sixties, drops in to introduce himself to Captain Barney Miller and the other detectives, and to ask for copies of the latest wanted posters. When asked why he wants them, Kleiner matter-of-factly explains that he is a bounty-hunter: "Listen, I retired two years ago -- so I've got a lot of free time on my hands -- it keeps me busy."</description><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 1978 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ghost, The</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e13</link><description>Capt. Barney Miller sends detectives Wojo and Dietrich to investigate a report of a man "gone crazy in an apartment." The officers return with, Elliot Porter, and recount how they had found him throwing furniture - and his cat - around his room. Porter insists that it was not he, but Julius, a ghost, who was responsible. Patrolman Levitt brings in two people whose arguing was causing a public disturbance. Tricia Morgan, a streetwalker in her thirties, wants a court order restraining a Greek immigrant, Dimitrius Stefanos, from pestering her with any more visits, flowers or candy. Stefanos, however, figures that he is entitled to be affectionate toward Tricia since she is his wife. She admits that she married the man, but only as a business arrangement so that Stefanos could become a citizen. When a coat rack tumbles and a file drawer falls to the floor, Porter becomes hysterical, insisting that Julius has now come to haunt the station house. Barney sends for help from the mental health department of Bellevue Hospital. Carl Simms, from the Immigration Department, arrives to investigate the matter of Stefanos and his reluctant wife. Unfortunately for Tricia, Simms determines that the marriage is legal, despite its unorthodox origins, and there is nothing that can be done to restrain Stefanos from trying to become friends with her. When Wojo starts to crack a joke about Tricia's shady occupation, Stefanos vehemently leaps to her defense, a gallant act which softens Tricia. When she and Stefanos take their leave of the station house, it appears that there is still chance that her attitude toward Stefanos may some day change enough to permit a genuine relationship to develop. The Bellevue ambulance arrives for Porter, who is taken away convinced that the psychiatrists will find him a perfectly sane victim of a supernatural phenomenon. No explanation is forthcoming for the bizarre actions of the coat rack and drawer.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:48:19 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bank, The</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e12</link><description>Detective Harris arrives at the 12th Precinct accompanied by truck driver Lou Spelva and a lot of baggage. Spelva had been driving Harris and all his worldly goods to his new apartment when they discovered that the place, for which Harris had failed to sign a rental agreement, was suddenly unavailable. While Harris, who is paying Spelva by the hour, frets over where to go next, Yemana and Wojo are sent to investigate a disturbance at a sperm bank. Inspector Luger arrives to give the men a pep talk, and Harris leaves with Spelva, still not knowing where to take his belongings but hating to see Spelva sitting around on Harris' money. Wojo and Yemana return with their prisoner, Philip Hammel, and Ms. Helen Bateman, laboratory supervisor at the sperm bank. Hammel, who had made a deposit prior to having had a vasectomy, went berserk and started breaking lab equipment after learning that the bank had accidentally destroyed his specimen, thus ending his hopes of having children in the future. Ms. Bateman insists that the unrepentant Hammel should be arrested. Hammel's wife comes to the station house, learns what has happened, and is horrified not by what has happened to her husband's deposit, but at his declaration that he will go to jail rather than pay damages to Bateman's bank. By subtly implying that, with her husband in jail, she might have to turn to another male for companionship, Mrs. Hammel convinces Philip to pay the damages. The couple departs, having decided that when they are ready to have a child, they will adopt one. Harris returns, having sent Spelva to deliver his belongings to Harris' aunt in Poughkeepsie, but having found no place to live. He plans to sleep a few nights in the station house until he finds a new apartment, but Capt. Miller and Dietrich convince Harris to move in with Dietrich, at least for the time being.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:48:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Atomic Bomb</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e11</link><description>Apartment-building manager Buster Seldes reports to the 12th Precinct that a young tenant named Thayer has been experimenting with smelly, smoking chemicals. Seldes fears that the youth may be a dangerous revolutionary making drugs or bombs, so Capt. Barney Miller sends Det. Yemana and a bomb squad to investigate. A middle-aged, middle-class housewife named Evelyn Kruger enters and expresses concern for her husband's welfare. Harry Kruger, it seems, has been depressed since having a pacemaker installed in his heart. He is planning to commit suicide "temporarily:" he is paying to be frozen by a cryonics firm and thawed out a hundred years hence so that he can awaken to a better world. Yemana returns with Sgt. Cavanaugh of the bomb squad, carrying a strange-looking device. Cavanaugh says that whatever it is it is not a bomb, for it has none of bomb's standard features. Det. Wojehowicz ("Wojo") brings in John Thayer, the young student who has made the device. He calmly explains that it is a part of his master's thesis: an atomic bomb. Barney sends for experts, and the authorities send Bill McKuen, an FBI agent who can do nothing until he hears from his higher authorities, and Dr. Reinhold Bauer, a nuclear scientist who expresses open admiration for Thayer's achievement but no concern for the dangers involved, much to Barney's consternation. Harry Kruger and Vern Swanson, head of the cryonic corporation have come, at Barney' request, for questioning. Swanson and Bauer end up arguing their different views of science. The FBI sends word that Thayer may leave, but his bomb must be confiscated. Mrs. Kruger persuades her husband to live the rest of his years in the same century with her; Swanson has lost a customer.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:47:46 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Chase</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e8</link><description>Det. Wojehowicz (Wojo) steps out to pick up some hamburgers as Detectives Harris and Dietrich enter with a drug pusher, James Glynn, in custody. Capt. Miller barely has time to marvel at Glynn's roll of pocket money -- a wad of bills amounting to several thousand dollars -- when taxi driver Antonio Millian and passenger Sheila Rosen rush in to complain about a policeman who has just commandeered Millian's cab. Wojo, it seems, has borrowed the cab to give chase to a liquor store robbery suspect. Millian is frantic with worry over the cab, his only source of livelihood, and Miss Rosen is upset over her belongings, which are still in the cab.</description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Blizzard</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e7</link><description>During a raging snowstorm, Det Wojehowicz (Wojo) arrests middle-aged hoodlum Leo Lujak. Meanwhile, Det. Harris, a would-be writer, decides to incorporate himself into a "business" for tax purposes and offers Capt. Barney Miller an honorary vice-presidency. When Barney declines, Harris is offended and begins behaving coolly toward him. Suddenly, Lujak dies. Even though the examining physician states the cause of death was heart failure, Wojo feels responsible. Due to the intense storm, the coroner may not be able to pick up the body for a day or two. Later, Det. Dietrich brings in Gerald Grodin, fanatic who had been harassing pedestrians, trying to warn them of the New Ice Age, which he expects in a few hours.</description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Copy Cat</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e6</link><description>Detective Wojehowicz ("Wojo") finally passes the Sergeant's examination on his fifth try. Meanwhile, a criminal is robbing local businesses using techniques copied from police dramas on television. Coffee shop proprietor George Bosten reports that a man robbed his shop by threatening to blow himself up, just as Bosten had seen on a police show a few nights before. Harris brings in a less dangerous criminal named Harold Durrell, a middle-aged drunk who walked into a liquor store and tried to rob it by pointing his fingers like a gun. A call comes in that another TV-imitating crime is in progress -- a subway robbery in which the suspect rides atop a subway car with the help of suction cups. Det. Yemana and Dietrich rush to the scene. Capt. Miller tries in vain to console Wojo, who is disappointed that, even as a sergeant, he must do routine paper work.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Burial</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e5</link><description>Capt. Barney Miller receives a surprise visit from recently retired Det. Phil Fish, who seems bored with his now peaceful existence. Just then, a body is reported stolen from the Hubbard Mortuary. Nelson Hubbard arrives and explains that customer Julius Wittnow had argued with him over prices. Then, after striking Hubbard, Lewis absconded with his friend, the late Leonard Lewis, "plus $75 worth of embalming." Detectives Wojo and Yemana go to Wittnow's home while Dietrich and Harris check to see if Wittnow has taken the body to another funeral establishment. Since Barney is now shorthanded, Fish volunteers to take Hubbard's statement. Yemana and Wojo return with Wittnow, an elderly widower who can no longer afford his rent now that his roommate, Leonard, is gone. Wittnow declares that he has buried Leonard with love, somewhere in Central Park, but will not reveal where. Again Fish volunteers, explaining that, as one senior citizen to another, he may be able to communicate with Wittnow. Wojo suggest that Barney allow Fish to do volunteer work for the precinct regularly, but Barney firmly refuses. He explains that such condescension to Fish would hurt his chances of finding fulfillment in his new lifestyle . Wittnow tells Fish where he has buried Leonard, and Fish leaves, knowing that his experience has been an important help. Hubbard drops charges against Wittnow and services are held for Leonard the following day at Hubbard's Mortuary.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:47:30 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Corporation</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e4</link><description>Brad Laneer, legal representative of a major chemical corporation, asks Capt. Barney Miller for aid in tracking down an ecology-minded crusader who calls himself "The Hawk," and who defaces the corporation's property as a form of social protest. Meanwhile, Wojo brings in robbery victim Mrs. Hirsch, a sixty-ish "shopping bag lady" who willfully lives in poverty on the streets. At first refusing to speak with anyone, Mrs. Hirsch gradually warms to Wojo. Detectives Dietrich and Yemana arrest Alvin Trager for painting an obscene crossword puzzle on the windows of a building owned by Laneer's firm. Trager, who is, in fact, The Hawk, claims that big chemical corporations should be arrested for poisoning the environment. He then threatens the ultimate form of social protest: Test tube in hand, The Hawk announces that he will drink one of the corporation's chemicals and fatally poison himself to show the world the dangers of the firm's products. Even the suave Laneer is upset when Trager swallows the substance. All are relieved, however, when the Hawk identifies the chemical as food coloring: "Red dye number two -- I'll be dead from cancer in thirty years!" Meanwhile, Wojo has been deeply troubled by Mrs. Hirsch's living conditions, but reluctantly follows Barney's advice not to interfere out of respect for her as a person who wishes to make her own decisions in life. As the old woman leaves, she returns the key ring to Wojo that she had stolen from him. He insists that she keep it as a souvenir.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:48:52 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bugs</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e3</link><description>Detectives of the 12th Precinct bring in three suspected prostitutes and a man arrested for jumping on the Panamanian UN Ambassador as a protest against the current canal situation. Capt. Barney Miller suspects that one of the prostitutes, Roberta Curlan, is a novice, judging by her extremely nervous reactions and her anxious desire to pay the fine and leave. Upon questioning Ms. Curlan, he learns that she is a suburban housewife who had impulsively decided to try streetwalking in a misguided attempt to get back at her unresponsive husband. When Kelley, a fumigator, finds a concealed microphone in the woodworks of the squad room, Barney urges his men to conduct business as usual, despite the possibility that they have been "bugged" by headquarters. But Barney himself is unnerved when Kelley discover a second microphone in Barney's office. All the detectives are upset by the bugs, each worrying about what he might have said that he would not want overheard by headquarters.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:31 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Goodbye Mr.Fish - Part 2</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e2</link><description>Bernice Fish arrives at the police station, upset that her husband has failed to report for his last official workday. When Fish does show up, he is whistling cheerfully and off-handedly explains that he had decided to walk to work from his Brooklyn home. Detectives Dietrich and Harris bring in prisoner Edward Sellers, a deranged man who believes that people's minds are being taken over by a sinister conspiracy, and that only those who can speak in a high, falsetto voice are still normal. Fearful of being spied upon, Sellers had tried to destroy a supermarket security camera. As Fish leaves on a call, he mentions that he won't get to a certain task until the following week. Capt. Miller fears that Fish has deluded himself into forgetting that this is his last day on the job, rather than face the painful prospect of retirement. When Fish and Wojo return with robbery suspect Gerald Sanders, Fish still speaks as if he will go on working, so Barney requests a private meeting. Confronted with the facts, Fish vows to fight the mandatory retirement, but Barney urges him to accept it as reality -- a beginning, not an end. About to be transferred to Bellevue Hospital, Sellers fears that a dehumanizing operation will be performed on him until Dietrich reassures him in a falsetto voice. Soon after, in a modest ceremony, Fish's fellow officers present him with a gift -- a bond which will reach maturity in 20 years. At last accepting his fate and looking toward the future, Fish bids each man goodbye, and then leaves the squad room of the 12th Precinct for the last time.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:54:35 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Goodbye Mr.Fish - Part 1</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/obd9vSHIdP35kiadAu4mBxhoD9Q#s4e1</link><description>A modest celebration is planned for Fish's last day of work before retirement, but when he doesn't show up at the precinct, his fellow detectives are worried. Of more concern to Capt. Barney Miller, however, is a poster which has turned up in the neighborhood offering a thousand-dollar "Good Citizen's Award" to anyone who fatally wounds a criminal during the commission of a crime. While Barney tries to determine the legality of such a poster, Det. Harris brings in Harold Temple, who was almost shot by an elderly couple whose grocery store he attempted to rob -- a store which displays the poster. Barney invites William Binder, middle-aged head of the citizens committee, to discuss the posters, but is unable to persuade the highly militant Binder to take them down. Just as Barney is informed by the District Attorney's office that the reward posters are not breaking any law, a disturbance breaks out in the neighborhood. Wojo, Levitt, and Yemana, sent to investigate, return with two shop owners: Kotterman and Rosten. When Rosten had fired at a would-be robber, his bullet had shattered Kotterman's window, whereupon the angered Kotterman had joined in the shooting. The disturbance quickly progressed into the streets and led to the shooting of the suspect. The shop owners, furious with each other, sober up quickly when they learn that the suspect has died. When Binder offers the merchants the reward, they are horrified and refuse. Meanwhile, concern mounts for the missing Fish and a search is organized.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:54:56 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Strike (2)</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e22</link><description>When his detectives join the rest of the New York City Police Department in a work strike, a harried Captain Barney Miller tries to run the 12th Precinct single-handedly. Among Barney's problems is a man-hungry spinster, Lana Lane, and a loud-mouthed prisoner, Charles Privette. Miss Lane is robbed by John Blomquist, who claimed to have gotten her name through her dating service. Officer Carl Levitt, the only union member not striking, offers to help the busy Captain. Miss Lane turns her attentions to Barney, who finds himself confiding in her. Although rationally he can accept the motivations of the men in striking, emotionally he feels deserted by them. Once Lana learns that Barney is married, her interest turns to Inspector Luger, who has arrested Blomquist.</description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Strike (Part I)</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e21</link><description>The New York City Police Department is suffering from a bad case of the "blue flu," which is really an unauthorized strike. Since most of the force has called in sick, Inspector Luger praises Captain Barney Miller highly for the loyalty of his men, all of</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:45:36 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Group Home</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e20</link><description>Clad in women's clothing, Sgt. Fish waits for his partner on the undercover mugging detail. In the meantime, he must listen to snide remark not only from his fellow detectives, but from his foster children, Jilly and Victor, who visit the station with Fish's wife, Bernice. Meanwhile, a right-wing career soldier, Sgt. Joseph Ravelle, proves a difficult customer for Detective Yemana. Since the detective is of Japanese descent, Ravelle seems to blame him for World War II. Ravelle received a bomb threat at the Army recruiting station and had connected the caller's severe cough with that of a man who had previously visited the post. When a search of the mug books proves fruitless, police artist Carl Wilkinson is called in. Although he feels his talents are wasted on police sketches, Wilkinson does turn out an exact likeness of the culprit.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:45:29 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Asylum</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e19</link><description>Detective Wojehowicz (Wojo) spots a kidnapping in progress and intervenes. He soon learns that the kidnapper is a Soviet diplomat, Bulganov, who is trying to prevent his countryman, musician Jininsky, from defecting. Aroused by Jininsky's plight, the detective immediately grants him asylum and arrests Bulganov! Captain Barney Miller finds himself in trouble with the State Department due to Wojo's action. Government functionary Jeffrey Stevens is sent to investigate and announces that, technically, the defector is free to go. Only the Immigration Department can grant him immunity. Wojo is angry that he must release Bulganov because of his diplomatic immunity. The whole squad is upset when Stevens informs them that no one can help Jininsky avoid recapture by giving him safe passage to the Immigration building. All government agencies, including the Police Department, must avoid involvement in the case. Barney is torn between the red tape of international politics and the touching plight of Mr. Jininsky, who so desperately wants the chance to live in freedom. The Captain decides to risk any possible repercussions and orders Wojo to escort Jininsky in a police car to the Immigration Office. Later, the detectives learn that not only was Jininsky granted asylum, but so was Bulganov! It seems that during Bulganov's stay at the police station, Detective Dietrich had reminded him of the classic soviet punishment for failing to complete an assignment, banishment to Siberia.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:48:35 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sex Surrogate</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e17</link><description>As another day begins at the 12th Precinct, Officer. Levitt announces that he is quitting the police force because he is too short -- only 5'6-1/2". Sgt. Fish is arguing with his wife on the phone when Louise Kaufman is brought into the station house, followed by her husband Arvin. Mrs. Kaufman had followed her husband to the New York Institute for Sexual Dysfunction, where he had an appointment with a sex therapist. She then shot him, but fortunately he was only grazed by the bullet. While the couple continue their running argument, Barney Miller must decide whether the clinic offers legitimate therapy or is just a high-class cover for a house of prostitution.</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Abduction</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e16</link><description>Detective Yemana announces that since he has won various bets, he will treat everyone to lunch. Mr. and Mrs. Wheaton of Rhode Island arrive at the police station, demanding that the police retrieve their runaway daughter, Barbara Lynn. They have traced her to the Light of the East Temple and Herbarium, a restaurant run by a religious sect. Detectives Wojo and Harris investigate and report that Barbara Lynn is 22 years old and, therefore, can do as she wishes. She claims she is happy and does not appear influenced by drugs or hypnosis. Dissatisfied, the Wheatons kidnap their daughter. Wojo and Harris rescue Barbara Lynn and bring her to the station along with her parents. Bodhisattva, owner of the restaurant and leader of the cult, appears as a witness. Realizing that Barbara Lynn will really press charges for kidnapping if they don't stop harassing her, the Wheatons concede. When Barbara leaves, Bodhisattva remains behind to chat restaurant business with the Wheatons and reassure them that his followers usually tire of the strict religious life quickly and return to their homes. A bit more optimistic, the Wheatons plan to dine at the restaurant. Meanwhile, Yemana's bookie, Sidney, unable to pay off his bets, has gotten himself arrested for his own safety. Even though Yemana cannot collect his money from Sidney, he is called upon to keep his promise of treating for lunch.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:47:14 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fire '77</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e15</link><description>Detectives Wojehowicz (Wojo) and Harris arrest young Thomas Vitella when a priest catches him robbing a church poor box. Vitella, who is an escaped convict with a lengthy criminal record, claims to be very religious and scolds Wojo for not attending Mass every Sunday. Lawrence Weiskopf enters, asking that he be arrested for the murder of his girlfriend Gwen Barrett. While Dietrich and Yemana search for Barrett's body, Capt. Miller learns that Weiskopf feels responsible for her death because he had not kept his half of a suicide pact. The detectives soon return with a very much alive Barrett, who had also backed out.</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rand Report</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e14</link><description>A study claiming that uniformed policemen do most of the work and detectives are largely a waste of money has the detectives of the 12th Precinct up in arms. As a result of the report, third-class detectives must now serve uniform duty one week of each month. Det. Wojehowicz (Wojo) is the only third-class detective in the precinct. When Capt. Miller informs him of the new rule, Wojo quits rather than walk a beat. Meanwhile, Sgt. Fish is stationed at an old-age home trying to catch a burglar. After spending two nights at the home, Fish is shocked to learn that the residents of the home are stealing from each other to put a little excitement in their lives. Someone has even stolen the detective's wallet!</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:45:27 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Community Relations</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e13</link><description>When Det. Wojehowicz (Wojo) cannot express himself in court, a recess is called so he can organize his testimony. Frank Pissano, Assistant District Attorney, fears that Wojo -- his star witness -- will cause him to lose the case, so he rehearses Wojo's testimony with him. The case involves Louis Hauser, a pushy, obnoxious landlord, who wants to demolish several apartment buildings. One house is occupied by a musket-toting oldster, Philip Lukather, who refuses to move. Meanwhile, Det. Harris brings in Leon Roth, a blind man arrested for shoplifting. The store wants to prosecute, but Pissano fears he will be made to look like a fool, since a blind man will surely arouse sympathy and compassion in a jury.</description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Smog Alert</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e12</link><description>A first stage smog alert causes much discomfort to those in the city. Sgt. Fish is particularly effected. He and Det. Harris rush to the Brooklyn Bridge to prevent a woman, Renee Pettit, from committing suicide. Harris later phones the station with the news that Fish has collapsed and was taken away in an ambulance. Meanwhile, Det. Battista has discovered obscene graffiti in a ladies room in the subway. The author left his telephone number, which Battista calls. She locates the man, Antoine McCarthy, and arrests him, explaining that it is illegal for a man to enter a ladies room. When Det. Harris arrives at the station with Renee Pettit, she is immediately attracted to McCarthy. Since McCarthy has no prior police record, Capt. Barney Miller releases him with a warning. As McCarthy leaves, Pettit says she also wants to leave: her suicide attempt was merely a joke. She has been stimulated by the graffiti which McCarthy has written on the cell wall.</description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 1977 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hash</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e11</link><description>Wojo's girlfriend bakes the squad some brownies that has everyone acting giddy. Barney has them analyzed to reveal they are laced with hashish.</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Christmas Story</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e10</link><description>On Christmas Eve, attractive Japanese Dorothy Murakami, a mugging victim, visits the police station to look through mug books. She accepts Detective Yemana's offer of a date, promising to meet him later. Captain Barney Miller ends a dispute over a blue Christmas tree by pointing out that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. When two Salvation Army Santa Clauses are robbed while standing in front of department stores, Barney sends Sgt. Fish out in a Santa suit to catch the robber. Leonard Craig has been brought in for throwing a toy through a store window. When he couldn't put the toy together, Craig had returned to the store for help. When employees in the store refused to admit him because the store was closed, Craig angrily broke the window. Wojo helps the frustrated shopper put the toy together, only to find that it is too big to fit out the door. They must take it apart again.</description><pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Power Failure</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e9</link><description>When a power failure affects twenty-five square blocks, the 12th Precinct is swamped with calls from store owners whose burglar alarms aren't working. Detective Wojo brings in Charles Keller on an assault and battery charge and soon learns that the man has two personalities -- Charlie and Lenny. Lenny had beaten up his bookie, but Charlie claims innocence and phones his psychiatrist, Dr. Catherine Kennedy. Detective Dietrich observes Keller and jots down notes about his behavior, which he gives to the doctor when she arrives. Dr. Kennedy is immediately attracted to Capt. Barney Miller.</description><pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Non-Involvement</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e8</link><description>A Puerto Rican woman inspector, Detective Baptista (June Gable), arrests Mr. Yusick (Oliver Clark) as a flasher when he stops her to ask change for a quarter. Wojo (Max Gail) is in hot pursuit of a purse-snatcher and shouts to a pedestrian, Mr. Mitchell (Mike Kellin), to stop the thief. When Mitchell refuses, the purse-snatcher escapes and Wojo is frustrated and angry at being unable to enforce the law. He arrests Mr. Mitchell on a charge of "non-involvement."</description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Recluse</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e7</link><description>Graham Roberts was arrested or disturbing the peace after kneeling in the middle of traffic, trying to organize a prayer meeting. He a predicts that the world will end at 5:30 p.m. Jilly Papalardo and Victor Kroitzer arrive at the station to ask their friend, Sgt. Fish, for $100; they want to leave the Children's Center and New York. They depart when Fish gives them $1 for ice cream and advises them to return to the Center. Meanwhile, the District Attorney orders the arrest of a man who keeps refusing jury duty and is barricaded in his house. Detectives Wojo and Harris return from the assignment with Mr. Unger, a man in his seventies who hasn't been outside of his apartment in 35 years. He has no telephone, radio or television, and grows all his own food. He began coughing and choking as soon as he was taken from the apartment.</description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Werewolf</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e6</link><description>There is a flu epidemic in the city and Nurse Jackson (Janet MacLachlan) is sent to the station to administer vaccinations. She must cope with Harris's (Ron Glass) flirtations as well as Wojo's fear of receiving the injection. While tourists Mr. and Mrs. Fuller (John Lormer and Queenie Smith), who have been robbed by a cab driver, are looking over mug books, a man who is convinced he is a werewolf arrives. The man, Kopechne (Ken Tigar), is convinced that, unless the police stop him, he will turn into a werewolf at midnight and commit horrible murders.</description><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Election</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e5</link><description>Wealthy Mr. Crippen (Gilbert Green) has been arrested for his idiosyncrasy -- shoplifting lingerie. On Election Night, Mr. Crippen insists that he be permitted to exercise his right to vote. Wojo is given the task of escorting him to the polls. Meanwhile, Detective Dietrich discovers that a husband (Richard Venture) has locked his wife (Brett Sommers) in the bathroom. She sent out a message for help by hurling the toilet seat out of the window. Unfortunately, it struck a pedestrian.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:45:14 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bus Stop</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e4</link><description>Barney Miller (Hal Linden) is suffering from a case of heartburn and must listen to the medical advice of Detective Dietrich (Steve Landesburg), who hints that it may be some thing more serious. To make matters worse, a hijacked bus crashes in the 12th Precinct and Barney's detectives fill up the station house with passengers, the driver, and the suspected hijacker. Even with all these witnesses present and the suspect in custody, Barney is having a difficult time making a case.</description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:49:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Quarantine (Part I)</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e2</link><description>A suspect brought into the station house with a high fever appears to have either smallpox or chicken pox. The doctor seals off the station with all its inhabitants for the night until he discovers what the disease is.</description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:49:19 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Evacuation</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/_7A0wsSZUNaGm4NcQ16KyPtEC6M#s3e1</link><description>Detective Fish (Abe Vigoda ) befriends a young truant girl who tries to hock some kings at a pawnshop. Meanwhile, Wojo (Max Gail), as the Public Information Officer for the precinct, discovers that there is no evacuation procedure in case of a disaster, and Calahan (Kenneth Mars), the department's gossip, spreads a rumor around the city about an impending holocaust. The bad news reaches City Hall about the same time a supposedly defunct precinct siren begins to wail and can't be silenced.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:30 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>You Dirty Rat</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e22</link><description>Fish must decide between an operation or a lifetime of sitting on a rubber cushion. Meanwhile, Wojehowicz and Harris have to chase a burglar through the sewers of New York. Then, a doctor and an insurance man are brought in for having come to blows in a bar in disagreement over a malpractice situation.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:28 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Discovery</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e21</link><description>Fish arrests Claudio, a teenager who tried to pick his pocket on the subway. The situation is complicated when the boy's attractive mother, Mrs. Trujillo, comes to the station house and the detective becomes infatuated with her. But is Fish up to it--and will Bernice, Fish's wife, stand for it?</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:27 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Psychiatrist</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e20</link><description>Wojo makes a verbal threat to a prisoner, which results in a psychiatric testing. The doctor decides that Wojo is unfit to carry a gun, then wants to test all of Barney's men. When Yemana sees an elephant wearing a hat in the ink blot test, the whole squad is really in trouble.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:25 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Massage Parlor</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e19</link><description>None of the girls who work in a massage parlor will provide Barney's detectives with evidence that there is any immoral conduct in their establishment until Det. Wentworth arrests a cowboy named Lance. The day's docket also includes a complaint lodged by a Mr. Fletcher against an old lady who, he says, mugged him after he helped her cross the street.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:23 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Block Party</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e18</link><description>Chano and Detective Janice Wentworth are assigned to cover a party for a union leader. However, Wojehowicz and Janice have been dating, and Wojo is jealous when Chano gets the joint assignment with her. Things get even more complicated when Janice prevents a shooting of the union leader.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:46:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fear Of Flying</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e17</link><description>Wojo, who is afraid of flying, complains to Barney when he has to fly a bigamist back to Ohio to stand trial. Meanwhile, Woolen, a public-spirited citizen who found $3,500 wants to hold it in a bank account until it is claimed.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:55:16 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sniper</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e16</link><description>Barney and his men search for a man with a high-powered rifle who hates cops, while a Mr. Sobel comes in to complain about his wife who took half their savings for a projected space trip to Saturn. Barney tries to keep his detectives cool about the sniper -- who gets off some shots at Wojo in front of the 12th precinct station house -- while he has Mr. Hackler, the space trip promoter, picked up as a confidence man.</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 1976 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Protection</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e14</link><description>When the rumor spreads that Barney's station is being closed down, a protection racket springs up in the neighborhood.</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:55:26 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hot Dogs</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e13</link><description>Two off-duty policewomen who want to become detectives cause havoc for Barney and his men by making arrests on a college campus. One of the persons arrested is a suspected drug pusher who Chano has been trailing. Inspector Luger gets involved in the case when the school chancellor and the mayor get upset, charging the police with invading the campus.</description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fish</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e12</link><description>Fish has a physical examination and the results lead Barney to put him on restricted duty. Detective Arthur Dietrich is assigned to work with and be trained by him. Because of the restricted schedule, Fish goes home for lunch for the third time in thirty years. Dietrich follows him and meets Bernice and Fish's single daughter Beverly.</description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rain</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e11</link><description>An endless rainstorm causes the detective to fear the collapse of their precinct roof.</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:59:32 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Horse Thief</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e10</link><description>A Bicentennial celebration creates some unusual events: A hansom cabbie from Washington Square borrows a policeman's horse when his is stolen and a tourist claims he got a black eye from a fall -- that also destroyed his hotel room. Also, a "lady" has a hard time explaining to Barney how she can sell Bicentennial buttons for 60 dollars.</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>You Dirty Rat</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e9</link><description>In "You Dirty Rat," Fish reports to the narcotics squad that the 12th precinct has taken possession of 20 kilos of marijuana, but there are only 18 kilos when a detective comes by to pick it up. Meanwhile, Barney has called an exterminator to get rid of the rat that bit Wojehowicz.</description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Discovery</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e8</link><description>After Detective Janice Wentworth (Linda Lavin) picks up a market robbery suspect on the way to work, Barney sends her with Wojo to check into a plush hotel. Posing as man and wife, they will try to find out who robbed six of the hotel's guests. Meanwhile, Huntsinger, the hotel detective, arrives at the stationhouse with a guest he has captured for suspected sexual assault.</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Grand Hotel</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e7</link><description>After Detective Janice Wentworth (Linda Lavin) picks up a market robbery suspect on the way to work, Barney sends her with Wojo to check into a plush hotel. Posing as man and wife, they will try to find out who robbed six of the hotel's guests. Meanwhile, Huntsinger, the hotel detective, arrives at the stationhouse with a guest he has captured for suspected sexual assault.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Arsonist</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e6</link><description>Chano and Wojehowicz arrest a man for shooting a vending machine in a subway and Harris sees psychological problems as the cause of a recent wave of arson. Harris is convinced that a man who has been setting fires is seriously frustrated and he and Wojo seek him out in a variety of dives. Chano, in checking out a reported subway shooting, finds that the "victim" is a vending machine that didn't yield a candy bar to an enraged man whom he arrests.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Heat Wave</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e5</link><description>Members of Barney's (Hal Linden) squad of detectives don dresses to help women detectives Wentworth (Linda Lavin) and Bailey (Gloria Calomee) catch a rapist. Tempers are short and working in the squad room is unbearable because of the summer heat. And Barney also has another problem -- Wojehowicz (Max Gail) refuses to wear a dress for the stakeout he is going on with Wentworth.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:40 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ambush</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e4</link><description>Yemana has an embarrassing gunshot wound.</description><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Layoff, The</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e3</link><description>Just as the precinct is having an upsurge in crime, Barney is ordered to suspend three officers as a result of the city's financial crisis.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:39 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Social Worker</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e2</link><description>Elizabeth has Barney worried when she takes a job as a social worker in a tough section of the East Bronx.</description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 1975 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Doomsday</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/yX88EqWmVMz8o17V4YZb3R4N37w#s2e1</link><description>In "Doomsday," life at the station house is as chaotic as ever. First, the plumbing breaks-down, causing Detective Fish great distress. Then, Detective Wojehowicz arrests a priest for giving away Bibles without a license. And to cap an already volatile day, a citizen named Weber puts in an appearance to demand that all the city officials and the Governor be arrested. By way of enforcing his request, Weber is wearing a belt bristling with dynamite sticks attached to a detonator with fingertip control.</description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:48:46 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Hero</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e13</link><description>Chano becomes depressed after shooting two bank robbers and Barney's wife, Elizabeth, makes a citizen's arrest of an eight-year-old boy.</description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:18:49 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hair</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e12</link><description>The new member of Barney's squad is an unconventional loner with a beard who is cool about becoming a 12th precinct detective.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Guest</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e10</link><description>Barney's squad has the job of protecting a government witness</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:46 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ms. Cop</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e8</link><description>The new woman cop in the precinct house gets assigned all the typing chores while the other detectives are out capturing bank robbers. Detective Janice Wentworth is convinced that it is because she is a woman that she is getting all the arrest reports to type while others are making the arrests. She is desperate when she is the only one left behind during an armed bank robbery.</description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:45:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bureaucrat</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e7</link><description>David Wayne guest stars as a hard-drinking Washington bureaucrat who gets drunk in Barney's precinct and becomes an overnight guest in the squad room cell.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Stakeout</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e6</link><description>Barney and his squad stake out drug drop from an apartment house, but he fears their cover will be blown by visiting tenants.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Courtesans</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e5</link><description>Wojehowicz goes to Barney for advice when he becomes attracted to one of the girls he arrested at Rose's "Village-A-Go-Go."</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:43 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Graft</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e4</link><description>Barney's men are accused of being on the take</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:41 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Experience</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e2</link><description>Barney has to talk Fish out of early retirement while searching out a bomber who is blowing up public buildings.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:44 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ramon</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/barney-miller/VkXM41ESi4actgnRgKeNictwftk#s1e1</link><description>Captain Barney Miller runs headlong into a gun-toting teenage addict trying to break out of the police station.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:34:45 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>