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American Dad!


American Dad!
American Dad! from Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, is the animated story of Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity. Stan will go to extremes to protect his beloved America from harm – as evidenced by the terror-alert color code on his fridge, and his frequent knee-jerk reaction of shooting holes in the toaster whenever the toast pops up. Stan's wife, Francine, had a past life of drugs, so she carefully hides her party-girl personality for the sake of the conservative man she loves. Stan's teenage daughter, Hayley, currently attends community college and is a left-wing liberal. Stan's son Steve tries to act cool, but fails. And the two unconventional characters are Roger, the sarcastic space alien who rescued Stan from Area 51, and Klaus, a lascivious, German-speaking goldfish.

Genre: Animation, Comedy

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    • Episode 18

      Toy Whorey

      aired: Sun, May 6, 2012

      When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

    • Episode 17

      Ricky Spanish

      aired: Sat, May 5, 2012

      Roger rediscovers his alter-ego “Ricky Spanish,” an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

    • Episode 16

      The Kidney Stays in the Picture

      aired: Sat, Mar 31, 2012

      Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.

    • Episode 15

      Less Money, Mo' Problems

      aired: Sat, Mar 24, 2012

      After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

    • Episode 14

      Stan's Best Friend

      aired: Sat, Mar 17, 2012

      Despite Stan’s objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he’s always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

    • Episode 13

      Dr. Klaustus

      aired: Sat, Mar 10, 2012

      Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.

    • Episode 12

      The Wrestler

      aired: Sat, Mar 3, 2012

      When Barry (guest voice Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger in school to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.

    • Episode 11

      Old Stan in the Mountain

      aired: Sat, Feb 18, 2012

      When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it’s not what she bargained for.

    • Episode 10

      Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key

      aired: Sat, Feb 11, 2012

      Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his job. Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

    • Episode 9

      Stanny Tendergrass

      aired: Sat, Jan 28, 2012

      When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

    • Episode 8

      The Unbrave One

      aired: Sat, Jan 7, 2012

      When Steve tries to prove his himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger’s footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

    • Episode 7

      Season's Beatings

      aired: Sun, Dec 11, 2011

      Father Donovan (guest voice Martin Mull) holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff (guest voice Jeff Fischer) adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

    • Episode 6

      The Scarlett Getter

      aired: Sun, Nov 27, 2011

      When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.

    • Episode 5

      Virtual In-Stanity

      aired: Sun, Nov 20, 2011

      After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis (guest voice Sarah Michelle Gellar), whom he sends Steve's way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep Steve's virginity out of "blonde's" way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys "drive and dash," he goes on a manhunt to get his revenge.

    • Episode 4

      The Worst Stan

      aired: Sun, Nov 13, 2011

      When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school's Superintendent (guest voice Anjelica Huston) and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin (guest-voicing as himself) makes him question his self-confidence.

    • Episode 3

      A Ward Show

      aired: Sat, Nov 5, 2011

      Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve’s BFF Principal Brian Lewis (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.

    • Episode 2

      Hurricane!

      aired: Sun, Oct 2, 2011

      In an unprecedented ANIMATION DOMINATION crossover event, a storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. When the Smiths decide to stay home, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.

    • Episode 1

      Hot Water

      aired: Sun, Sep 25, 2011

      Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub (guest voice Cee-Lo Green) starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.

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    • Episode 19

      Gorillas in the Midst

      aired: Sun, May 22, 2011

      Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

    • Episode 18

      Flirting With Disaster

      aired: Sun, May 15, 2011

      Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

    • Episode 17

      Home Wrecker

      aired: Sun, May 8, 2011

      Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

    • Episode 16

      Jenny Fomdabloc

      aired: Sun, Apr 17, 2011

      After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

    • Episode 15

      License to Till

      aired: Sun, Apr 10, 2011

      When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

    • Episode 14

      School Lies

      aired: Sun, Apr 3, 2011

      In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham (guest voice Burt Reynolds). Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan to choose between family and his career.

    • Episode 13

      I Am the Walrus

      aired: Sun, Mar 27, 2011

      When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.

    • Episode 12

      You Debt Your Life

      aired: Sun, Feb 20, 2011

      When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan’s affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.

    • Episode 11

      A Pinata Named Desire

      aired: Sun, Feb 13, 2011

      With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

    • Episode 10

      Stanny Boy and Frantastic

      aired: Sun, Jan 23, 2011

      When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom (guest voice Anthony Michael Hall) and Cami (guest voice Sarah Chalke), their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple’s crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn’t long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.

    • Episode 9

      Fart-Break Hotel

      aired: Sun, Jan 16, 2011

      After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Hector Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.

    • Episode 8

      For Whom the Sleigh Bells Tolls

      aired: Sun, Dec 12, 2010

      Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

    • Episode 7

      The People Vs. Martin Sugar

      aired: Sun, Dec 5, 2010

      If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.

    • Episode 6

      There Will Be Bad Blood

      aired: Sun, Nov 28, 2010

      It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty (guest voice Lou Diamond Phillips), over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

    • Episode 5

      White Rice

      aired: Sun, Nov 21, 2010

      After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor (guest voice Jason Alexander), who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

    • Episode 4

      Stan's Food Restaurant

      aired: Sun, Nov 14, 2010

      Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt – until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley (guest voice Hayden Panettiere), the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

    • Episode 3

      The Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

      aired: Sun, Nov 7, 2010

      Stan and Francine have had the scariest haunted house on the block for eight years running, but when one of their neighbors provides some stiff competition, Stan ups the ante with a “killer” set-up. Meanwhile, Steve falls head over heels for his overprotective friend’s younger sister and competes to win her heart in a Halloween showdown.

    • Episode 2

      Son of Stan, Part 2 of 2

      aired: Sun, Oct 10, 2010

      After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

    • Episode 1

      100 A.D., Part 1 of 2

      aired: Sun, Oct 3, 2010

      Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan offers a reward to whomever stops the couple, sparking a cannonball run through town in order to stop them.

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    • Episode 20

      Stan's Night Out

      aired: Sat, May 16, 2009

      The wild night is calling.

    • Episode 19

      Daddy Queerest

      aired: Sat, May 9, 2009

      The Smiths are trading spouses.

    • Episode 18

      Weiner of Our Discontent

      aired: Sat, May 2, 2009

      Roger's got big things happening.

    • Episode 17

      Every Which Way But Lose

      aired: Sat, Apr 25, 2009

      Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing.

    • Episode 16

      Delorean Story-An

      aired: Sat, Apr 18, 2009

      Stan and Steve hit the road.

    • Episode 15

      Wife Insurance

      aired: Sat, Mar 28, 2009

      When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him.

    • Episode 14

      Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

      aired: Sat, Mar 21, 2009

      Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kids bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy.

    • Episode 13

      Jack's Back

      aired: Sat, Mar 14, 2009

      Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

    • Episode 12

      Roy Rogers McFreely

      aired: Sat, Mar 7, 2009

      When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart - the Homeowner's Association.

    • Episode 11

      Live and Let Fry

      aired: Sat, Feb 28, 2009

      When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

    • Episode 10

      Family Affair

      aired: Sat, Feb 14, 2009

      When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.

    • Episode 9

      Stan Time

      aired: Sat, Feb 7, 2009

      Stan is exhausted every night and doesn't have any time for himself.

    • Episode 8

      Chimdale

      aired: Sat, Jan 24, 2009

      When Steve finds out he has scoliosis and has to wear a back brace, he becomes the laughingstock of the school, but feels better when Stan admits to wearing a toupee since he was Steve's age. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine to a weeklong spa retreat for two, but they run into problems when they try to sneak in an unpaid guest.

    • Episode 7

      Phantom Telethon

      aired: Sat, Nov 29, 2008

      When the CIA's budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.

    • Episode 6

      Pulling Double Booty

      aired: Sat, Nov 15, 2008

      Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.

    • Episode 5

      Escape from Pearl Bailey

      aired: Sat, Nov 8, 2008

      Steve plots to get revenge against the popular girls at school who torment losers...like his girlfriend Debbie.

    • Episode 4

      Choosy Wives Choose Smith

      aired: Sat, Nov 1, 2008

      Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but Stan and Roger track him down. Francine is forced to decide between the two men.

    • Episode 3

      One Little Word

      aired: Sat, Oct 18, 2008

      When Stan becomes his boss's go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".

    • Episode 2

      The One That Got Away

      aired: Sat, Oct 4, 2008

      When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing Matlock for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon.

    • Episode 1

      1600 Candles

      aired: Sat, Sep 27, 2008

      The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger???s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve???s horrifying announcement that he???s going through puberty!

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    • Episode 16

      Spring Breakup

      aired: Sat, May 17, 2008

      The Smith's marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger's own plans to become the 'King of Spring Break,' as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan's tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life.

    • Episode 15

      Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

      aired: Sat, May 10, 2008

      Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world. After digging through his past, Stan begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's 'Contra'-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes 'North,' life at home begins to head south as Hayley turns to body piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment. Will Stan's gold lust propel him to fame or will he forgo it to save and treasure his family?

    • Episode 14

      Office Spaceman

      aired: Sat, May 3, 2008

      Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.

    • Episode 13

      Red October Sky

      aired: Sat, Apr 26, 2008

      Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he's shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S.

    • Episode 12

      Widowmaker

      aired: Sat, Feb 16, 2008

      Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

    • Episode 11

      Oedipal Panties

      aired: Sat, Jan 26, 2008

      When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

    • Episode 10

      Tearjerker

      aired: Fri, Jan 11, 2008

      Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

    • Episode 9

      Frannie 911

      aired: Sun, Jan 6, 2008

      Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in the hopes of showing Roger that Stan still cares about him, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all it wouldn't kill him to be nice to people...or would it?

    • Episode 8

      Most Adequate Christmas Ever

      aired: Sat, Dec 15, 2007

      After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.

    • Episode 7

      Surro-Gate

      aired: Sat, Dec 1, 2007

      When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

    • Episode 6

      42-Year-Old Virgin

      aired: Sat, Nov 17, 2007

      At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. It seems that every kill in Stan's history with the CIA has been the result of fortunate timing. Roger and the guys become determined to get Stan his first kill.

    • Episode 5

      Haylias

      aired: Sat, Nov 10, 2007

      When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn't change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

    • Episode 4

      Big Trouble In Little Langley

      aired: Sat, Nov 3, 2007

      When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

    • Episode 3

      Dope and Faith

      aired: Sat, Oct 13, 2007

      Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts".

    • Episode 2

      Meter Made

      aired: Sat, Oct 6, 2007

      In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Haley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.

    • Episode 1

      Vacation Goo

      aired: Sat, Sep 29, 2007

      When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived.

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    • Episode 19

      Joint Custody

      aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2007

      When Roger finds out that Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine's car and is cursed with a gift.

    • Episode 18

      The Magnificent Steven

      aired: Mon, Mar 12, 2007

      When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve "a man". Meanwhile, Rodger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

    • Episode 17

      I Can't Stan You

      aired: Sun, Apr 29, 2007

      When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him. To get back at them, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted in order to live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

    • Episode 16

      When a Stan Loves a Woman

      aired: Sun, Apr 22, 2007

      When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit.

    • Episode 15

      Four Little Words

      aired: Sat, Mar 31, 2007

      Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francine's but, dreading to hear Francine tell him "I told you so," Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she'll stop asking questions.

    • Episode 14

      An Apocalypse to Remember

      aired: Sat, Mar 24, 2007

      When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he's enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

    • Episode 13

      Black Mystery Month

      aired: Sat, Jan 27, 2007

      When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

    • Episode 12

      A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

      aired: Sat, Feb 10, 2007

      Stan's determined to send a reluctant Steve to summer camp. The only one he finds is in Africa, and it's a refugee camp. Back in Langley Falls, Francine and Roger pretend to be a married couple at events around town, but they can't agree on their backstory.

    • Episode 11

      American Dream Factory

      aired: Sat, Jan 27, 2007

      When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

    • Episode 10

      Bush Comes to Dinner

      aired: Sat, Jan 6, 2007

      When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

    • Episode 9

      Best Christmas Story Never Told

      aired: Sat, Dec 16, 2006

      Stan wants to speak at the Republican National Convention, but the only GOP group that wants him to speak is the gay contingent. So Stan goes with the flow.

    • Episode 8

      Irregarding Steve

      aired: Sat, Dec 9, 2006

      Francine discovers that Stan has been hiding a secret passion for competitive figure skating for the past 20 years. Instead of demeaning him, Francine decides to support him and joins him as his pairs partner...until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his new mail-order bride around the playground.

    • Episode 7

      Of Ice and Men

      aired: Sat, Nov 25, 2006

      When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Hayley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan, who turns out to be far from normal.

    • Episode 6

      Iced, Iced Babies

      aired: Sat, Nov 18, 2006

      While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

    • Episode 5

      Dungeons and Wagons

      aired: Sat, Nov 11, 2006

      After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

    • Episode 4

      Lincoln Lover

      aired: Sat, Nov 4, 2006

      When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

    • Episode 3

      Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option

      aired: Sat, Sep 23, 2006

      Stan, the CIA's best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

    • Episode 2

      The American Dad After School Special

      aired: Sun, Sep 17, 2006

      When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at the work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

    • Episode 1

      Camp Refoogee

      aired: Sat, Sep 9, 2006

      When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

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