http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/Edq5gTaP2x8Watch Full Episodes of ALF Online: ALF, which stands for Alien Life Form, is a popular sitcom about a furry alien from the planet Melmac who lands on Earth and finds a home with the Tanners, a Southern California family. The family names him ALF and comes to rely on his wacky wisdom, which is unsurprising since he was born in 1756. The show was based on a Saturday morning cartoon series. Starring: Benji Gregory as Brian Tanner; Liz Sheridan as Raquel Ochmonek; John La Motta as Trevor Ochmonek; Anne Meara as Dorothy Halligan; Max Wright as Willie Tanner; Anne Schedeen as Kate Tanner; Andrea Elson as Lynn Tanner; Paul Fusco as ALF; JM J. Bullock as Neal Tanner; J.R. Nickerson as Eric Tanner; Josh Blake as Jake Ochmonek; and Charles Nickerson as Eric Tanner.enhttp://www.rssboard.org/rss-specificationwebmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:21:39 +0000Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:21:39 +0000http://tv.blinkx.comhttp://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/08/TVShows/d4ad3c3a4bc8886b67c08c7c7f5ab757.jpghttp://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/Edq5gTaP2x8http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e24It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e23ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn moving in with her boyfriend, as he wants Lynn's room.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:16 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e22In the series' 100th episode, a chubby ALF decides to go on a crash diet. Unfortunately, the abrupt change in metabolism has a Jekyll-Hyde effect on the hapless alien. Before long, he has reverted to a wolflike form (or, in his words, "a primitive Melmaccian hunting machine"), terrorizing a local park during his nocturnal forays for food.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:18 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e21When ALF finds out that a local corporation is using CFCs that pollute the environment, he writes several letters of protest, all under fake names. When the corporation threatens with legal action, Willie goes over to meet with them only to have them try to buy his silence by offering him a high-paying job.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e20When Willie finds a map from one of his dead relatives, he and ALF trek to Death Valley to try and find a possible treasure. Things don't go as planned when ALF drinks all the water beforehand and then gets too hot from the sun.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:16 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e19ALF sneaks into a retirement home on Valentine's Day, in hopes of meeting his favorite old-time movie star Virginia Russell (Frances Bay). As he mingles with the other senior citizens, ALF lifts their spirits and renews their energy-to the point that they're all behaving as if they were young again.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:18 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e18The fact that ALF is around 230 years old isn't surprising, in that the average Melmaccian life span is nearly 650 years. Unfortunately, humans don't enjoy this sort of longevity-and as a result ALF begins to brood over the fact that the Tanners' children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren will be obliged to look after him as the years roll on-and the alien's vision of the future is bleak indeed.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:18 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e17In accordance with the edicts of his god "Barry", ALF is required to become a minister. Now he must perform a wedding immediately-or else run the risk of losing his soul and being condemned to a eternity of yodeling. To save ALF from such a horrendous fate, Willie (Max Wright) and Kate (Anne Scheeden) agree to renew their matrimonial vows.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e16While taking an art class, Lynn encourages ALF to try his hand at painting. Dutifully, ALF creates a "still life" using food, then substitutes his masterpiece for Lynn's current class assignment. ALF's "painting" is lauded as a work of genius-and a green-with-envy Lynn wishes that she'd kept her mouth shut!Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e15Earlier in the season, ALF couldn't wait to reunite Willie's brother Neal (JM J. Bullock) with his ex-wife Margaret (played by Allyce Beasley of Moonlighting). But that was then, and this is now. Realizing that Margaret has a hidden agenda when she talks Neal into a quickie remarriage, ALF switches gears and does everything he can to break up the couple-even if means taking a covert trip to Las Vegas.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:16 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e14ALF dreams of being a standup comedian, knocking 'em dead with jokes about being a displaced alien, eating cats, and other hip topics. So popular is ALF that both NBC, represented by network president Brandon Tartikoff, and Casey Kasem, represented by Casey Kasem, battle for the honor of signing the furry funster to a long-term contract. Unfortunately, ALF's career soon takes a nose-dive--and we do mean nose!Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:18 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e13For the first time since ALF moved in, the Tanners decide to throw a party-a Hawaiian luau, in fact. ALF of course wants to be part of the fun, but he has been exiled to the attic lest his existence be tipped off to the Tanners' friends. The rest of the evening proves to be a battle of wits and wills, with a barbecued suckling pig at the center of it all.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:16 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e12ALF catches his first earth cold, and it looks as though he'll never get any better. In their efforts to cure ALF, Willie (Max Wright) and Kate (Anne Scheeden) resort to an ancient Melmaccian remedy, involving a shrub named "Karl" .Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e11After another run-in with the Tanners, ALF runs away from home. He is offered a place to stay by Willie's brother Neal, who quickly learns to regret his hospitality.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e10Grandma Dorothy's new husband Whizzer heads to the Tanner household looking for Dorothy (Anne Meara), who has stormed out after an argument. As it happens, the Tanners' are celebrating ALF's fourth anniversary as a member of the household-and as a result, Whizzer comes face to face with ALF for the first time. Once the initial shock has worn off, Whizzer is more than willing to listen to ALF's suggestions vis-a-vis winning back Dorothy's affections.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e9The Tanners' pet cat Lucky dies, saddening the family and frustrating ALF, who never got to make a meal of the feline. Even at the family's funeral for Lucky, ALF manages to transform his eulogy into a dinner request! Developing an insatiable hunger for cats of any kind, ALF proves to be quite a problem for the Tanners-until an up-close-and-personal encounter with a litter of kittens forces him to do some serious soul-searching.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:16 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e8Now that his wife has left him, Willie's younger brother Neal is spending all his time with the Tanners. This puts ALF in the awkward situation of remaining under cover so that Neal will not suspect his presence. Ultimately, ALF has had enough of being a "shadow alien", and prepares to meet Neal face to face-with surprising results.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:16 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e7JM J. Bullock makes his first series appearance as Neal, the obsequious younger brother of Willie Tanner (Max Wright). When his wife files for divorce, Neal moves in with the Tanners-taking over ALF's room in the process. Upset at having to go into hiding round the clock, ALF begins cooking up fiendish schemes to force Neal out of the house.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:18 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e6ALF has developed an all-consuming addiction-to cotton. When Willie catches ALF eating lint, he realizes that the alien's obsession has gotten out of hand. There is nothing for ALF to do but attend the meeting of a behavior-modification support group-and since ALF can't appear in public, Willie is pressed into service as a "substitute addict".Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e5With ALF feeling bored and useless, Larry advises the Tanners to ask for his opinion on their problems and make him feel more important. However, this plan backfires when ALF decides that he wants to become a shrink and starts to analyze everything they say and do.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e4Gaining access to Willie's PC, ALF enters the high-pressure world of stock market trading, soon developing an addiction to the daily Dow Jones reports. He does so well on the market that Willie agrees to invest the family's money in ALF's "hot tips."Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e3After ALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy, he tries to hide Willie. When the FBI takes Willie in for question following an anonymous tip, everyone assumes that ALF called it in.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e2After ALF invites a tabloid crew over to the Tanner household for an interview, they take a few photos before Willie asks them to leave. However, when it is learned that ALF might be in one of those photos, Willie must stall the crew so that ALF and Brian can go into their van and destroy the film.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/SDTP8accIjgPAHiKEGtCQzJWJKg#s4e1When Kate has to unexpectedly go in to work, she has no choice but to leave ALF in charge of the baby. While babysitting, ALF faces a huge dilemma when he goes outside and finds the baby missing.Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:19 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e25ALF anticipates the arrival of a new life form---Kate's baby---by studying tapes of sitcom dad Rob Petrie ("The Dick Van Dyke Show").Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:28 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e24An earthquake rocks the Tanner home, and ALF is shook up when he realizes his new planet is just as fragile as his old one.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:21 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e23ALF stars in his own silent movie as "The Sheik" and "The Little Scamp," who has a adventure with Keystone Kop Willie and a poverty-stricken Tanner family.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:23 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e22Jake's coldness toward his visiting mother prompts ALF to try to reconcile the alienated pair.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:18 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e21Badger Scout Brian is afraid of the dark, so ALF and Jake help prepare him for his first overnight by pitching a tent in the yard, where ALF proceeds to pitch a fit.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e20It's no picnic for the Tanners when Willie buys ALF an ant farm and he cultivates a deep and abiding attachment to the critters.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:15 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e19After ALF scrambles a message, Lynn is stuck with two dates, and the only one available to give her advice is the alien.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:14 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e18ALF believes he's suffering from a run of bad luck that can only be cured by a Melmacian ritual involving the wearing of meat.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:13 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e17When Jake asks ALF to write love letters to a girl he has a crush on, ALF takes the role of "Cyrano de Melmac" to heart and falls in love.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:11 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e16An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:27 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e15Baby fever hits as Raquel throws a shower for Kate, while ALF discovers he's allergic to infants.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:10 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e14ALF is convinced that Elvis has returned to rock a mini-Graceland two doors down.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:09 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e13ALF, Lynn and Jake are cohorts in a scheme to fix the auto mechanic who took Willie for a ride. Consumer advocate David Horowitz has a cameo.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:08 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e12ALF patrols the grounds after Willie brings home a pushy guest who's in a witness-protection program.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:07 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e11Willie encourages ALF to take up prestidigitation until things start disappearing---and reappearing in a million pieces.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:40 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e10ALF takes a tabloid story to heart, believing his cousin Blinky is residing with a couple in California.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:39 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e9Willie unearths some '60s relics that send him tripping back to those groovy days, where he finds a certain alien has reached another astral plane.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:41 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e8ALF stages his own protest when Willie turns househusband during a strike and Kate goes back to work.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:38 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e7Conclusion. Flakey Pete informs on ALF to the Alien Task Force, while the Tanners endure Thanksgiving with the Ochmonek clan.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:43 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e6ALF wolfs down the Tanners' Thanksgiving dinner and gives away Willie's clothes to a vagrant holed up in the garage. Part 1 of two.Mon, 31 Oct 1988 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e5After Lynn gives ALF the cold shoulder for blabbing a secret, the furry alien uses his "talents" to warm her up.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:42 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e4ALF sits in for Johnny Carson alienating regulars Ed McMahon and Tommy Newsom. Joan Embery, Dr. Joyce Brothers and Rich Little appear as themselves.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:44 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e3ALF gets displaced when Trevor moves in with the Tanners after the Ochmoneks break up.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:18:06 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/T5L8OBoLDvEtZ1LPRgOfMOCGV5c#s3e1Lynn's dream date at the drive-in could turn into a nightmare when a nosy alien gets stuck in the back seat.Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:36 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e26ALF finds out that the cost of his upkeep is so high that the Tanners can't afford to send Lynn (Andrea Elson) to the college of her choice. To remedy this situation, ALF gets himself a paper route. Unfortunately, the sight of a furry alien delivering papers may be a bit too much for the public to take, so the rest of the Tanner household is forced to assume his duties. This is the final episode of ALF's second season.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e25Fed up with having to stay in hiding, ALF fantasizes about revealing his presence to the world. In his dreams, ALF serves a guest host on David Letterman's late-night NBC talkfest (replete with typical "Dave-isms"), while the Tanners plan a party celebrating his "emergence." Featured as ALF's TV guests are several of the people to whom he's revealed himself in the past—as well as Sandy Duncan, playing herself.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e24Dorothy Lyman guest stars as Maura Norris, an old friend of Kate Tanner (Anne Scheeden)—and an alcoholic. Though Maura insists that she's cured, ALF realizes that this is far from the truth. To save Maura from herself and make her face up to her problem, ALF pretends to be a "DT" vision - specifically, the ugliest pink elephant in history!Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e23ALF purchase a mail-order ventriloquist's dummy, which he christens "Paul" (as in Paul Fusco?) Of course, ALF hopes to become a expert voice-thrower—but as it turns out, "Paul" exerts a demonic power upon ALF and completely takes over his personality! In hopes of reversing this Twilight Zone-ish situation, Willie (Max Wright) solicits the aid of Larry the psychologist (Bill Daily).Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e22Willie (Max Wright) has gotten a promotion that will require him to move his family to San Diego. Not wishing to be left behind, ALF convinces himself that it is in the Tanners' best interest to keep them in San Francisco. Thus it is that he conjures up a few "ghosts" to convince potential buyers of the Tanner home that the joint is haunted.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e21Having long subscribed to a philosophy of pacifism, Willie Tanner (Max Wright) tries to reason with Mr. Duncan (Martin Doyle), the father of the schoolyard bully who has been picking on Brian (Benji Gregory). But when Duncan proves to be an even bigger bully than his kid, Willie is spoiling for a fight. Obligingly, self-appointed trainer ALF offers his services to whip "Boom Boom" Tanner into shape for the inevitable fistic showdown.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e20ALF is jealous of the stray dog that Brian (Benji Gregory) has brought home with him. Refusing to be upstaged by another furry creature (and a cuter one at that), ALF hands the dog over to a nasty old woman who claims to be the real owner—then must do some quick thinking to get the mutt back. Crotchety Ethel Buttonwood is played by Anne Ramsey of Goonies and Throw Momma From a Train fame, while the role of Vince is played by the actress' real-life husband Logan Ramsey.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e19Andrea Covell appears as Jody, a blind girl befriended by ALF. After inviting Jody to stay with the Tanners, ALF switches gears and decides to run away from home and move in with the girl instead. The well-meaning alien also appoints himself Jody's "protector"—little realizing that the girl is thoroughly adjusted to being sightless in a sighted world.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e18In the conclusion of a two-part story, ALF and a burglar confront each other in the Ochmoneks' living room. Before long, the local neighborhood-watch group has formed a circle around the house, and the police have been summoned. Unfortunately, the cops are convinced that ALF is the criminal, and that he has taken hostages to boot! It is up to Willie (Max Wright) to dodge the bullets of a SWAT team to save the hapless alien (who hopes that he can stay alive long enough to finish his pizza).Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e17After the Ochmoneks' home is robbed, a neighborhood-watch group is formed, using the Tanner garage as headquarters. Figuring that he'd better take charge of things, ALF inadvertently sends the group scurrying off in several wrong directions thanks to his false alarms. But circumstances are considerably altered when ALF confronts a prowler in the Ochmoneks' living room. This is the first episode of a two-part story.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e16Legendary tough-guy actor Elisha Cook Jr. appears as Uncle Albert, Willie's least favorite relative. Paying a visit to the Tanners, the irascible Albert insists that he's undergone a character transformation and is now a sweetheart. But no one will ever know if this is true: After taking one look at ALF, Albert drops dead of a heart attack! All of this has a remarkable effect on ALF, who, though he's perpetrated a lot of mischief in the past, has up until now never actually killed anyone.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e15With his reputation preceding him, ALF is the most likely suspect when a football crashes through the Ochmoneks' window. Protesting his innocence, ALF demands to be put on trial before a jury of his peers—and failing that, a jury of the Tanners. All he needs to clear himself is a witness—a neat trick, in that very few Earthlings are even aware that ALF exists.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e14Josh Blake joins the cast as Jake, the troubled 15-year-old nephew of Trevor and Raquel Ochmonek (John LaMotta, Liz Sheridan). The son of a jailbird and a klepto, Jake upholds family tradition when he breaks into the Tanners' garage. Here he meets and befriends ALF, who has at last found a kindred spirit: Another misunderstood misfit, far from home. And besides, Jake proves most handy in repairing everything ALF breaks—and that's plenty!Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e12ALF is accidentally tossed into a box containing Christmas gifts. The box is delivered to a hospital, where ALF becomes the special present of a terminally ill little girl named Tiffany (Kerri Houlihan). Though fond of the girl, ALF is anxious to get back to the Tanners—but it isn't going to be easy! In his efforts to escape, he is trapped in an elevator with a woman (Molly Hagan) about to give birth. And to top it off, he saves a disgruntled Santa's helper (Cleavon Little) from committing suicide! Not surprisingly, ALF ends up learning the true meaning of Christmas and is reunited with the Tanners.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e11Although it's not an election year, ALF is bombarding Kate (Anne Scheeden) with questions about the American electoral process. Before long, both parties receive a crash course in civics when Kate dreams that she and ALF are opposing Presidential candidates. Veteran political interview John McLaughlin plays himself (as if anyone else could play him!) This episode was originally scheduled to air on November 30, 1987.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e10Busybody ALF has convinced himself that the romance has gone out of the lives of Kate (Anne Scheeden) and Willie (Max Wright). With the help of the Tanner children, ALF tries to remedy this situation by arranging the couple's second honeymoon. This undertaking involves the re-creation of Kate and Willie's first trip to Niagara Falls — in their backyard.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e9Willie (Max Wright) is moping around the house, complaining that he's never cut loose and had an adventure. Obligingly, ALF cooks up a beauty of a plan—and before long he and "Boxcar Willie" have hopped a freight and are speeding across the country. Versatile character actor Tracey Walter delivers another delightfully antisocial characterization as veteran hobo Gravel Gus—who thought he'd seen everything until he laid eyes on ALF!Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e8ALF is barred from attending the wedding party of Grandma Dorothy (Anne Meara) and her new hubby Whizzer (Paul Dooley). As a result, he comes down with a bad case of the dreaded "Melmacian hiccups", for which there are only two cures: a healthy dose of cat-juice, and something so awful that ALF shudders at the thought of it. Reluctant to stuff their pet cat Lucky into the blender for the sake of ALF's health, Willie (Max Wright) and Kate (Anne Scheeden) resort to an adroit bit of trickery.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e7After losing the latest in a long line of boyfriends, Lynn (Andrea Elison) is convinced that she's too homely to attract men. ALF is determined to boost Lynn's self-esteem, and to do this he enters her in a beauty contest. Of course, he neglects to inform Lynn that he's done this, and the results aren't quite what he (or anyone else) expects.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e6A squirrelly ALF decides to make his presence known to the neighborhood by crashing the Tanners' Halloween party. Fortunately, everyone is in costume, so ALF is assumed to be one of the guests, dressed up in an alien outfit. Although ALF is the hit of the evening, Willie (Max Wright) worries that the Melmaccian's presence will spoil his chances for a job promotion.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e5When ALF's favorite TV series "Polka Jamboree" is threatened with cancellation, he decides to do something about. First, he arranges for the Tanners to become a Nielsen-ratings family. And second, he tries to "fix" the Nielsens throughout America so that his pet show will top the charts. Although NBC president Brandon Tartikoff would play himself in a subsequent ALF episode, he is herein portrayed by David Leisure of "Joe Izuzu" fame.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e4ALF is shocked to discover that his parents lied to him when they told him they weren't married at the time of his birth. It seems that back on Melmac, it was a disgrace to have been born "in wedlock" — and ALF is dutifully disgraced. Deciding to retreat from the world and "contemplate life's vicissitudes", ALF enters a monastery, where his fellow monks accept his presence, furry body and all.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e3Raquel Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) finally catches a glimpse of ALF, but hubby Trevor (John LaMotta) refuses to believe her. Later, Raquel reveals what she's seen to the audience of a TV talk show—and THEY refuse to believe her. At this point, Raquel is beginning to doubt her own sanity, forcing ALF to take matters in hand and convince her that she's not crazy.Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e2ALF's fondness for the old sitcom Gilligan's Island has turned into an obsession, culminating with ALF reconstructing the seven castaways' familiar lagoon in the Tanners' backyard. This inevitably leads to a dream sequence in which ALF meets the Gilligan's Island cast—and learns the hard way that there's a wide gap between sitcom life and real life. Recreating their roles as Gilligan, The Skipper, The Professor and Mary Ann are Bob Denver, Alan Hale Jr., Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells).Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/b5Lq2t50rp7cA9JItYeuVgekczk#s2e1Season Two of ALF begins with the titular Melmacian alien being banished to the family garage by his Earthling "hosts", the Tanners. Begging for a second chance, ALF promises to be good for a whole week—and if he doesn't keep his promise, the Tanners can exile him to the garage forever. While the Tanners have trouble adjusting to ALF's personality change (or, for that matter, believing it!), ALF himself works overtime to prove he's turned over a new leaf...with such disastrous results as a kitchen explosion straight out of a Laurel and Hardy comedy!Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e35Alf : Season 1 Episode 35Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:00:39 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e26When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.Mon, 11 May 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e25A cockroach from outer space invades the Tanner home.Sun, 03 May 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e24Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:12 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e23ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.Mon, 06 Apr 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e22ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.Mon, 30 Mar 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e21ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:20 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e20Willie and ALF talk to a psychologist.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:17 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e19ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.Mon, 02 Mar 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e18ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.Mon, 16 Feb 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e16ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory, while dealing with the police at the same time.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:14 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e15ALF plays matchmaker for Kate's mother.Mon, 02 Feb 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e14ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:22 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e13ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.Mon, 12 Jan 1987 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e12ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.Mon, 22 Dec 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e11Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:21 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e10ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.Mon, 01 Dec 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e9On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.Mon, 24 Nov 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e8ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.Mon, 17 Nov 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e7Willie helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.Mon, 10 Nov 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e6ALF befriends a lonely blind girl.Mon, 03 Nov 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e5ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:27:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e4ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons.Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:26:56 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e3When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.Mon, 06 Oct 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e2ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.Mon, 29 Sep 1986 00:00:00 +0000http://tv.blinkx.com/show/alf/iIjHw_x0SLbbFpGEZNTkDW7mueQ#s1e1Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form.Mon, 22 Sep 1986 00:00:00 +0000