<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>blinkx TV - 1000 Ways To Die</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/j1VRXnJnheHbAruthlg-3GIeV9c</link><description>Watch Full Episodes of 1000 Ways To Die Online: 1000 Ways to Die combines the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism. What actually happens when a rattlesnake's venom enters the bloodstream? How do Nitrogen bubbles affect the body after long exposure under water then immediately to 2 miles up into the sky? These questions will be answered in glorious CGI effects. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.</description><language>en</language><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><webMaster>webmaster@blinkx.com (blinkx webmaster)</webMaster><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 00:14:26 +0000</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 00:14:26 +0000</lastBuildDate><image><url>http://cdn.blinkx.com/store/images/video/b/09/TVShows/df44adce3d144a00c31373d58e043130.jpg</url><title>Watch Full Episodes of 1000 Ways To Die Online</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/j1VRXnJnheHbAruthlg-3GIeV9c</link></image><item><title>Think Globally, Die Locally</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/ndm07gazDC2lYoOjNjNO2KaM4ig#s6e3</link><description>A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Enter the Ferret</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/ndm07gazDC2lYoOjNjNO2KaM4ig#s6e2</link><description>A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Enter the Ferret</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/ndm07gazDC2lYoOjNjNO2KaM4ig#s6e1</link><description>A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.</description><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Locked and Low 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polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.</description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Season 5, Episode 8</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e8</link><description>Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.</description><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Season 5, Episode 7</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e7</link><description>A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart</description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Better Them Than Us</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e6</link><description>Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.</description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>killing them softly</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e5</link><description>An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Deadliest Kitsch</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e4</link><description>Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, a mime is silenced, tennis flirt meets her demise.</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Deadliest Kitsch</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e3</link><description>A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a fart that kills.</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Death: One Size Fits All</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e2</link><description>Politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets what they deserve, camper boils over with love for her friends.</description><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Season 5, Episode 1</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/FlUIfw4CWaI4kJT5P5eXTN_dKbQ#s5e1</link><description>Dictator gets stuck in the US, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed, circus clown meets an insane posse.</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>16. Death: One Size Fits All</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e16</link><description>Disabled phony gets the shaft, cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, female oil wrestler goes down, drivers ed teacher loses control, bakery worker ices own cake, coal mining foreman explodes, toxic woman swallows.</description><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>15. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e15</link><description>Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by bear, old pervert sex-plodes, bride goes down at the altar, package thief gets anthrax surprise, insomniac commits hit &amp; run, bearded hipster drowns, drunk worker's pants explode.</description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>14. Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead!</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e14</link><description>Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; Epileptic stripper goes lights out; Poser diver washes out; Drug smugglers get caught red handed; Voyeur gets hood winked; Stalker gets shafted; Prankster's prank backfires.</description><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>If You're Dead - Leave A Message And We'll Get Back To You</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e13</link><description>A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.</description><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Today’s Special: Death</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e12</link><description>A hot welder goes down on the job; Unfaithful wife can't cheat death; '20's gangster gets steamed; Mother-in-law from hell goes back; Assassin is allergic to dying; Drunk wifey gets mowed down; Mayoral candidate gets the point.</description><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Season 4 Episode 11</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e11</link><description>Total jerk gets cut down; Stalker gets smoked out; Football fanatic goes down in barfight; Drug addict gets crushed; Tomb raider goes batty; Hooker goes down on job; Terrorists learn about drones.</description><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 09:07:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Death, The New Black</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e10</link><description>A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>That's "Mister Death" to You</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e9</link><description>A jersey chaser gets plugged; OCD stands for “of course (you’re) dead;" a terrorist eats himself to death; an animal abuser gets dog boned; a massage parlor patron has an unhappy ending; a bank robber loses his head.</description><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Stupid is as Death Does</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e8</link><description>A deadbeat dad goes through the roof;a stump humper gets eyeballed;a drinking game turns deadly;a dummy goes from spying to dying;video gamer gets poned;a mover stops moving;a poser artist explodes onto the scene.</description><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead Before They Know It</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e7</link><description>A roommate from hell gets sent back;death crashes a terrorist wedding;a big box falls on small heads;self-blood transfusion is never a good idea;a gangster spills his guts;a killer loses his head;a very bad santa gets iced.</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Better Them Than Us</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e6</link><description>A billionaire bottoms out; it's hard out there for a Russian pimp; gang bangers play doctor; a pyromaniac gets burned; an ice cream man gets iced; a bad actor needs a hand; a Greek gets his brass handed to him.</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Killing Them Softly</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e5</link><description>An email scammer gets deleted;a hot co-ed flunks out;a grave robber digs his own;a war lord snorts crystal death;a couple screw themselves to death in mid-air;two losers suck and blow up;an old Nazi meets an old bullet.</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Grave Errors</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e4</link><description>A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders';Katrina looters get a shock;1920's pipe-hitting homeboys;phony doctor gets touched by a leper;scizzor lift cuts a bookie;a mistress loses face;a cell phone user gets disconnected.</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ready or Not Here Comes Death</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e3</link><description>A murderer busts out of the nut house; Big boobies do in a stripper; Mean caretaker gets pickled; Free runner runs out of time; Softballer busts a gut; Two hunters get dogged; Japanese game show contestant gets deep sixed.</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting a Rise from the Dead</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e2</link><description>A sign spinner spins out; A mob hit goes bad; Cloud seeding gets rocky; Recipe thief gets her goose cooked; A corporate spy hits the fan; Tobacco chewer gets chewed out; Mad scientist gets reanimated.</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The One About Dumb People Dying</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/4KHpYfhqfxZFqmawMI3ZeK982WM#s4e1</link><description>Cross dresser has bad start to new year; Girl gymnast does a nasty split; Cremator gets creamed; Liquid cocaine is NOT an energy drink; Stewardess makes unscheduled landing; Taxidermist stuffs his face; Pumpkin thief gets gourd.</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Wait, Don’t Tell Me – You’re Dead!</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e28</link><description>Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; Epileptic stripper goes lights out; Poser diver washes out; Drug smugglers get caught red handed; Voyeur gets hood winked; Stalker gets shafted; Prankster’s prank backfires.</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Eat, Pray, Die</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e27</link><description>A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.</description><pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>If You're Dead: Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e14</link><description>A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dying to Tell the Story</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e13</link><description>Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors; prohibition couple get shined.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sudden Death</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e12</link><description>Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Midievel England.</description><pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cure for the Common Death</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e11</link><description>A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.</description><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e10</link><description>Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out.</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Young, Dumb and Full of Death</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e9</link><description>A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the light; A peeper gets hammered; A skate boarder face plants; Corporate trainer takes a fall; A dummy gets offed in the woods.</description><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Death Puts On a Dunce Cap</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e8</link><description>A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hurry up and Die</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e7</link><description>Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; Two nymphos get offed; Wanna be wrestler hits the mat; A mailman goes postal; A rocker gets high on his own supply.</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The End Is Weird</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e6</link><description>A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fatal Distractions</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e5</link><description>A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead Wrongs</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e4</link><description>1,000 Ways to Die showcases some of the most outrageously true stories about those who succumbed to the grim reaper in the most unorthodox styles.</description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Stupid Is As Stupid Dies</title><link>http://tv.blinkx.com/show/1000-ways-to-die/lFbbqkmifM2jR29uq8_2e00j-Zk#s3e3</link><description>A meth maker loses face; 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