1000 Ways To Die
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Episode 6
Season 6, Episode 6
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A bicycle hater gets hit; milking a pig; a winded diva; a scavenger loses his head; a sexy way to break the copy machine; motel inspector stirs the dead.
Episode 4
Season 6, Episode 4
aired: Mon, Mar 26, 2012
A bug hater goes nuts; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor alights; a hijacker's inflation; a thief gets beat by meat; a scared ghost hunter.
Episode 3
Think Globally, Die Locally
aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2012
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
Episode 2
Enter the Ferret
aired: Mon, Mar 19, 2012
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
Episode 1
Enter the Ferret
aired: Mon, Mar 12, 2012
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
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Episode 11
Locked and Low Dead
aired: Mon, Dec 5, 2011
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
Episode 10
Star Death: The Last Generation
aired: Mon, Dec 12, 2011
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
Episode 9
Season 5, Episode 9
aired: Wed, Feb 22, 2012
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
Episode 8
Season 5, Episode 8
aired: Wed, Feb 8, 2012
Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
Episode 7
Season 5, Episode 7
aired: Wed, Feb 1, 2012
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart
Episode 6
Better Them Than Us
aired: Wed, Jan 25, 2012
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
Episode 5
killing them softly
aired: Mon, Nov 21, 2011
An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.
Episode 4
Deadliest Kitsch
aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2011
Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, a mime is silenced, tennis flirt meets her demise.
Episode 3
Deadliest Kitsch
aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2011
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a fart that kills.
Episode 2
Death: One Size Fits All
aired: Mon, Aug 29, 2011
Politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets what they deserve, camper boils over with love for her friends.
Episode 1
Season 5, Episode 1
aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2011
Dictator gets stuck in the US, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed, circus clown meets an insane posse.
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Episode 16
16. Death: One Size Fits All
aired: Mon, Aug 29, 2011
Disabled phony gets the shaft, cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, female oil wrestler goes down, drivers ed teacher loses control, bakery worker ices own cake, coal mining foreman explodes, toxic woman swallows.
Episode 15
15. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever
aired: Mon, Aug 22, 2011
Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by bear, old pervert sex-plodes, bride goes down at the altar, package thief gets anthrax surprise, insomniac commits hit & run, bearded hipster drowns, drunk worker's pants explode.
Episode 14
14. Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead!
aired: Mon, Aug 15, 2011
Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; Epileptic stripper goes lights out; Poser diver washes out; Drug smugglers get caught red handed; Voyeur gets hood winked; Stalker gets shafted; Prankster's prank backfires.
Episode 13
If You're Dead - Leave A Message And We'll Get Back To You
aired: Mon, Aug 8, 2011
A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.
Episode 12
Today’s Special: Death
aired: Tue, Jan 18, 2011
A hot welder goes down on the job; Unfaithful wife can't cheat death; '20's gangster gets steamed; Mother-in-law from hell goes back; Assassin is allergic to dying; Drunk wifey gets mowed down; Mayoral candidate gets the point.
Episode 11
Season 4 Episode 11
aired: Sun, Dec 26, 2010
Total jerk gets cut down; Stalker gets smoked out; Football fanatic goes down in barfight; Drug addict gets crushed; Tomb raider goes batty; Hooker goes down on job; Terrorists learn about drones.
Episode 10
Death, The New Black
aired: Sun, Jul 17, 2011
A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.
Episode 9
That's "Mister Death" to You
aired: Tue, Jan 18, 2011
A jersey chaser gets plugged; OCD stands for “of course (you’re) dead;" a terrorist eats himself to death; an animal abuser gets dog boned; a massage parlor patron has an unhappy ending; a bank robber loses his head.
Episode 8
Stupid is as Death Does
aired: Mon, Mar 28, 2011
A deadbeat dad goes through the roof;a stump humper gets eyeballed;a drinking game turns deadly;a dummy goes from spying to dying;video gamer gets poned;a mover stops moving;a poser artist explodes onto the scene.
Episode 7
Dead Before They Know It
aired: Tue, Mar 22, 2011
A roommate from hell gets sent back;death crashes a terrorist wedding;a big box falls on small heads;self-blood transfusion is never a good idea;a gangster spills his guts;a killer loses his head;a very bad santa gets iced.
Episode 6
Better Them Than Us
aired: Tue, Mar 15, 2011
A billionaire bottoms out; it's hard out there for a Russian pimp; gang bangers play doctor; a pyromaniac gets burned; an ice cream man gets iced; a bad actor needs a hand; a Greek gets his brass handed to him.
Episode 5
Killing Them Softly
aired: Tue, Mar 8, 2011
An email scammer gets deleted;a hot co-ed flunks out;a grave robber digs his own;a war lord snorts crystal death;a couple screw themselves to death in mid-air;two losers suck and blow up;an old Nazi meets an old bullet.
Episode 4
Grave Errors
aired: Thu, Oct 14, 2010
A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders';Katrina looters get a shock;1920's pipe-hitting homeboys;phony doctor gets touched by a leper;scizzor lift cuts a bookie;a mistress loses face;a cell phone user gets disconnected.
Episode 3
Ready or Not Here Comes Death
aired: Thu, Oct 14, 2010
A murderer busts out of the nut house; Big boobies do in a stripper; Mean caretaker gets pickled; Free runner runs out of time; Softballer busts a gut; Two hunters get dogged; Japanese game show contestant gets deep sixed.
Episode 2
Getting a Rise from the Dead
aired: Tue, Feb 15, 2011
A sign spinner spins out; A mob hit goes bad; Cloud seeding gets rocky; Recipe thief gets her goose cooked; A corporate spy hits the fan; Tobacco chewer gets chewed out; Mad scientist gets reanimated.
Episode 1
The One About Dumb People Dying
aired: Mon, Feb 7, 2011
Cross dresser has bad start to new year; Girl gymnast does a nasty split; Cremator gets creamed; Liquid cocaine is NOT an energy drink; Stewardess makes unscheduled landing; Taxidermist stuffs his face; Pumpkin thief gets gourd.
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Episode 28
Wait, Don’t Tell Me – You’re Dead!
aired: Sun, Aug 14, 2011
Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; Epileptic stripper goes lights out; Poser diver washes out; Drug smugglers get caught red handed; Voyeur gets hood winked; Stalker gets shafted; Prankster’s prank backfires.
Episode 27
Eat, Pray, Die
aired: Sun, Aug 7, 2011
A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.
Episode 14
If You're Dead: Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
aired: Tue, Jan 4, 2011
A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.
Episode 13
Dying to Tell the Story
aired: Wed, Mar 3, 2010
Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors; prohibition couple get shined.
Episode 12
Sudden Death
aired: Wed, Feb 24, 2010
Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Midievel England.
Episode 11
Cure for the Common Death
aired: Sat, Feb 13, 2010
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Episode 10
Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
aired: Wed, Feb 10, 2010
Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out.
Episode 9
Young, Dumb and Full of Death
aired: Wed, Feb 3, 2010
A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the light; A peeper gets hammered; A skate boarder face plants; Corporate trainer takes a fall; A dummy gets offed in the woods.
Episode 8
Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
aired: Wed, Jan 27, 2010
A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.
Episode 7
Hurry up and Die
aired: Wed, Jan 20, 2010
Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; Two nymphos get offed; Wanna be wrestler hits the mat; A mailman goes postal; A rocker gets high on his own supply.
Episode 6
The End Is Weird
aired: Wed, Jan 13, 2010
A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.
Episode 5
Fatal Distractions
aired: Wed, Jan 6, 2010
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
Episode 4
Dead Wrongs
aired: Wed, Dec 30, 2009
1,000 Ways to Die showcases some of the most outrageously true stories about those who succumbed to the grim reaper in the most unorthodox styles.
Episode 3
Stupid Is As Stupid Dies
aired: Wed, Dec 16, 2009
A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed
Episode 2
Putting a Smiley Face On Death
aired: Wed, Dec 9, 2009
Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; proctologist gets rear-ended;russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into little brother; shapely party girl goes bust
Episode 1
Death On a Stick
aired: Sun, Dec 6, 2009
A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up; a bachelorette takes a mouthful; a monk takes on a donkey; a gigolo goes gums up; a boy band hits rock bottom.
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Episode 13
13. Natural Born Liars
aired: Wed, Mar 3, 2010
A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wishing he was dead.
Episode 12
Dead On Dead
aired: Tue, Feb 23, 2010
A country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up.
Episode 11
Dead to Rights
aired: Tue, Feb 16, 2010
A secretary won?t go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can?t take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers.
Episode 10
You're Dead! LOL!
aired: Tue, Feb 9, 2010
A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member.
Episode 9
Waking up Dead
aired: Sun, Mar 29, 2009
A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point.
Episode 8
Death Watch
aired: Sun, Mar 22, 2009
A group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play.
Episode 7
Come On Get Deathy
aired: Sun, Mar 15, 2009
A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull, a spurned lover gets trashed
Episode 6
Gratefully Dead
aired: Sun, Mar 8, 2009
An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked.
Episode 5
Bringing in the Dead
aired: Sun, Mar 1, 2009
A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.
Episode 4
Putting a Happy Face On Death
aired: Sun, Feb 22, 2009
A thief gets a wax job, a cockfight turns deadly, bad breath turns killer, a little person gets big footed, a sleepwalker loses his head, two stoners lick the wrong frog's butt and a sexy gardener swallows a big one.
Episode 3
Up With Death
aired: Sun, Feb 15, 2009
A hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a French maid fries her boss, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten then bitten.
Episode 2
Death Bites!
aired: Sun, Feb 8, 2009
Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard.
Episode 1
Unforced Errors
aired: Sun, Feb 8, 2009
Mishaps involving breasts, terrorists, a meteor and lesbians unfold in the second-season-premiere.
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Episode 20
Death On a Stick
aired: Tue, Aug 3, 2010
A peeper takes a bath, a pool hopper goes belly-up, a bachelorette takes a mouthful, a monk takes on a donkey, a gigolo goes gums up, and a boy band...
Episode 12
I See Dead People (and They're Cracking Me up)
aired: Sat, Apr 4, 2009
A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction – to his own death. A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener.
Episode 11
Death: a User's Manual
aired: Sat, Mar 28, 2009
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. A young couple text themselves – to death; a golfer has a ‘rough’ round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon.
Episode 10
Cure for the Common Death
aired: Sat, Mar 21, 2009
The decision by a couple of Ozzie Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off.
Episode 9
Death Be Not Stupid
aired: Sat, Mar 14, 2009
A narcoleptic factory worker falls asleep in the worst place possible – a giant industrial oven. Bank robbing biker goes down in flames after drinking gasoline to get a buzz.
Episode 8
The Good, the Bad, and the Dead
aired: Sat, Mar 7, 2009
A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one – down her throat. It’s a fish tale that’s hard to swallow!
Episode 7
The Lighter Side of Death
aired: Sat, Feb 28, 2009
A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for.
Episode 6
Death Gets Busy
aired: Sat, Feb 21, 2009
An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid.
Episode 5
Unforced Errors
aired: Sat, Feb 7, 2009
30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix.
Episode 4
Season 1, Episode 4
aired: Sun, Feb 8, 2009
A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.
Episode 3
Death Over Easy
aired: Sat, Feb 7, 2009
Mushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations. Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or a bad dream. Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as the gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night.
Episode 2
Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
aired: Tue, May 20, 2008
A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the dame day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.
Episode 1
Life Will Kill You
aired: Tue, May 13, 2008
A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.
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Episode 12
I See Dead People (and They're Cracking Me Up)
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction – to his own death. A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener.
Episode 11
Death: A User's Manual
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. A young couple text themselves – to death; a golfer has a ‘rough’ round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon.
Episode 10
Cure for the Common Death
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
The decision by a couple of Ozzie Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off.
Episode 9
Death Be Not Stupid
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A narcoleptic factory worker falls asleep in the worst place possible – a giant industrial oven. Bank robbing biker goes down in flames after drinking gasoline to get a buzz.
Episode 8
The Good, the Bad, and the Dead
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one – down her throat. It's a fish tale that's hard to swallow!
Episode 7
The Lighter Side of Death
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff.
Episode 6
Death Gets Busy
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A supermodel eats herself - to death. A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient. Bad Botox leaves a smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves.
Episode 5
Dead and Deader
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into a rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix.
Episode 4
Unforced Errors
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce. Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor! Young couple has their last "quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.
Episode 3
Death Over Easy
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
Mushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations. Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or a bad dream. Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as the gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night.
Episode 2
Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the dame day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.
Episode 1
Life Will Kill You
aired: Mon, Apr 2, 2012
A young woman’s new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.
